In a few months, both of them have lived very happily, although they are not rich and noble people, but the two of them are in line with the attitude of contentment, ordinary and simple life in this world, and they live very well, and they can often find their own happiness, and the smile has become the best bridge between the two to convey emotions.

Although the two have been together for so long, the fat man's habit of liking to look at beautiful women has not changed in the slightest because he has made a girlfriend, and he often doesn't know who he is now when he sees a beautiful woman, let alone knows that there is a woman next to him. Only when a beautiful woman passes by, a lot of small hearts will appear in the two eyes of the fat man in an instant, plus the slightly open mouth, it is almost salivating for the live performance.

For the fat man's habit, the two have known each other for so many years, and his girlfriend is already strange, she knows that the fat man just likes to look at it, and has no other meaning, but occasionally he will pretend to be angry to brush his sense of existence, so that the fat man knows who he is now.

Every time he encounters his girlfriend angry, the fat man will immediately wake up, and change his way to make his girlfriend happy in a childish and funny way, and the sensual emoji is also a common way, but among so many ways, it is still the most reliable way to take his girlfriend to eat, the most pleasing and the most discouraged way for his girlfriend. Who wants both of them to be foodies and like to vent with food?

One day, the two of them walked outside together, preparing to wait for the meal to find a place to eat together. And when the two were walking, the fat man stared at the phone with his eyes, his fingers slowly slid on the screen, and the news in the phone also flipped through, and he didn't say anything to his girlfriend along the way, acting as if there were 10,000 beauties in the phone. At this time, his girlfriend didn't look closely at what the fat man was looking at, but when she saw his serious appearance, she felt a breath of anger in her chest, and she was very uncomfortable, so the voice of boredom suddenly sounded.

"Good brother, the weather is a little cold today!"

The fat man walked while looking at his phone, and replied casually: "Mmmm, it's cool, it's cold, you wear a lot, you don't want to tell me that you're cold." ”

"Hmm~ That's right, but what are we going to eat later?"

"Whatever, you can eat whatever you want, you can just like it, I don't eat those few things anyway, and the rest is up to you. The fat man still lowered his head and subconsciously agreed.

Seeing that the fat man didn't raise his head to take care of himself, and continued to look at his mobile phone, his girlfriend had an idea and exclaimed: "Wow! Look, look! A beautiful woman just flew up! She danced in the sky!"

Hearing this, the fat man responded: "How can there be a beautiful woman in the sky who is not flying? But what I thought in my heart was: "It's just a plastic bag blown by the wind, you think I didn't see it, when I'm blind, it's a boring lie." As soon as the fat man finished the previous sentence, he suddenly raised his head to look at the sky with lightning speed, and quickly wiped his eyes with his hands.

Then he said to himself: "Where is this beautiful woman in the sky! She is still dancing, and she doesn't even have a figure!"

Then, as if he had suddenly come to his senses, he exclaimed, "Well, you little fool, you actually deceived my feelings again. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the fat man felt a very strange aura from his side. Subconsciously turned his head to look, and saw his girlfriend looking at him with a smile, but his lips seemed to twitch slightly, and then said: "Good brother, what's wrong with you, when it comes to beautiful women, you don't even look at your mobile phone, your eyes are still full of little love, you tell me well, there is a beautiful woman in this world who is better looking than me!"

Of course, even if the fat man is stupid, he will not continue to talk about it, not to mention that the fat man is not stupid, but he still thinks in his heart: "There are more beautiful women in this world who are better looking than you, and I can't get them all, right? Really, let me see it, isn't there a creature called someone else's girlfriend? Besides, many beautiful women on TV are very good-looking, how can there be no beautiful women who are better looking than you." Oh my God! That's what my girlfriend is so confident. ”

But feeling that his girlfriend is now carrying his own critical attributes, the fat man quickly put the phone in his pocket, as if nothing had happened, and then said to his girlfriend: "No, what do you say? How can there be beautiful women in this world? I think you and my mother are enough." ”

Then the fat man seemed to sense something, and said solemnly: "By the way, little fool, why do you seem to be angry? Is it that someone has just made you angry again, tell me who it is, so that I can kill him for you!" After saying that, he clenched his fist in front of his girlfriend to show his extraordinary strength.

"Hmph, it's not you big villain who provoked me, otherwise who else!"

The fat man took over and continued: "What! How is it possible, how can I provoke you? I am such a gentle and kind good man, and I am the best for girls, so I will not be willing to make you angry!"

"Hmph, you know how to coax me now. Yes, you're right, you're the gentleest and kindest. I see, as long as it is a beautiful woman, you will be gentle and kind to her!"

Hearing this, the fat man laughed in his heart and thought: "Hahaha, according to what you say, I am so good to you, and you are also a big beauty." However, the fat man's face was panicked, and he hurriedly said: "What do you say, how can a man like me be kind to others? Of course, women in this world are the best for you, no, and my mother." ”

"Hmph, then why did I just mention beauty and see that your eyes are full of little love!"

The fat man smiled: "What, what kind of little love is there in my eyes, you misunderstood, that is called a focused look." I am a person who has nothing else, but I am happy to discover the truth, goodness and beauty of this world, and of course beautiful women belong to this category. Besides, I'll look at more beautiful women, take care of my eyes, and you won't get tired of looking at it in the future, do you think I'm right?"

After hearing this, his girlfriend nodded subconsciously, and then replied: "Well, you seem to be doing well, it seems that there is a little bit of reason." ”

After listening to this, the girlfriend pondered for a while, and then whispered a few words, and the fat man immediately realized the mistake in his words after speaking, and when his girlfriend was still chewing on what he had just said, he had quickly escaped from his girlfriend with a speed of a hundred miles of sprint.

The fat man started quickly like a sports car engine, and when he started, a strong wind blew away the hair next to his girlfriend's ears, and his girlfriend, who was thinking seriously, suddenly felt the wind around her, she subconsciously raised her head and saw that the fat man had already left her twenty or thirty meters away, and the distance was still increasing.

Seeing this, his girlfriend shouted, "What are you running for me!"

The fat man who had fled felt that there was no danger, and turned his head while running, and replied loudly: "I was deceived by you just now, I didn't see a beautiful woman, and now my eyes are not well raised, I am afraid that if I stay by your side for a long time, my eyes will slowly fall blind!haha!"

After hearing the fat man's answer clearly, his girlfriend came back to her senses and shouted at the wide back not far away: "Hmph, you dead fat man, look how I clean you up today." ”

After speaking, he was full of anger, with a critical hit attribute, and slowly rushed towards the fat man as if he was stepping on the tires of a classic car.

The fat man ran fifty meters and slowly slowed down until he stopped, and when he turned around, he saw his girlfriend running towards him as if he was dying, but the speed was not fast. Knowing that his girlfriend couldn't run far, and he didn't want her to work so hard, the fat man smiled slightly, and then slowly ran back in the direction he had just come.

Seeing the fat man running towards him slowly, his girlfriend frowned slightly to express her doubts, and her speed slowed down unconsciously, as if she was walking. As the distance between the two got closer and closer, they saw that the fat man started again without warning, and arrived at his girlfriend's side in the blink of an eye, and then couldn't help but use his strong arms to pick up his girlfriend's real body, and then turned around twice in the air.

At this time, the girlfriend has been completely short-circuited, her mind is blank, and she doesn't know what is happening at this moment, so she let the fat man hold and turn, and then gently put herself on the stool on the side, and then the fat man's soft lips were reflected on his girlfriend's forehead without warning, feeling the temperature that still existed on his head, his girlfriend subconsciously pursed her mouth, but her eyes were in an empty state, looking at her girlfriend's cute appearance, the fat man said: "Okay, little fool, don't be angry." You're my most beautiful, cutest little fool, and you'll grow old easily if you're always angry, and you don't like to be an old woman, am I right? ”

Just now, the fat man's series of actions made his girlfriend's mind not know where to freeze, so she could only subconsciously nod her head in agreement with what the fat man just said. Suddenly, his girlfriend's little head was forcibly pulled down on his shoulder by the fat man, and then stroked her soft hair with his hand, looked at her very affectionately, and unconsciously sang their favorite song in his mouth.

Once is it, I'm going to take you to see the old world, laughing on a sunny day, making noise in the free air, you know, you're the only thing I want

The familiar song surrounded his girlfriend's ears, and the girlfriend slowly came back to her senses and whispered to the fat man: "Good brother, if only we had been sitting like this, now I'm really happy." ”

The fat man replied, "Little fool, why can't we keep doing this?"

Then he jokingly said, "Oh, didn't you just fall in love with a handsome guy on the road and don't want me!" The fat man said as he pouted and frowned.

Seeing this, his girlfriend suddenly burst out laughing, "Hahaha, my good brother is so cute, I like it so much!" and then said: "No one can take a fancy to a handsome guy, they think you are handsome and burly, what a good man with a sense of security." ”

The fat man said suspiciously, "Oh, is it?"

Then he smiled evilly and said to his girlfriend, "Well, in that case, then I have a question for you." ”

"What's the problem?"

The fat man said, "I'm a strong man in your eyes, right?"

The girlfriend smiled: "Well, of course, I have never seen such a strong man as you." ”

"Okay, then the question is, a strong man is described in two words, this word is a noun, what is that?"

My girlfriend was a little distracted by the sudden question, and hurriedly said, "Oh, oh, wait, let me think about it." ”

"Brave", "Hard", "Strong"

After hearing his girlfriend blurt out adjectives one by one, and some nonsensical words, the fat man's happy expression that was about to watch the play slowly disappeared, he covered his head with his hands, and then said helplessly: "My dearest elementary school student, I said it is a noun, how do you say it are adjectives, my God!"

My girlfriend didn't know how to answer, so she said loudly: "I know, isn't it just a noun? I know what a noun is, I don't need you to teach me." So he continued to fall into endless thoughts.

"Heroic", "Brave", "Tough"

Another round of adjective baptism, the fat man felt that he should not ask his girlfriend such a profound question, as if he wanted to give up, but he said unwillingly: "Good sister, it's a noun! Do you understand the noun? ”

"Hmph, I see, you make me think about it again, I'll figure it out soon. ”

I don't know what my girlfriend thought, her eyes gave off a dazzling light, and then she said very firmly: "I thought about it, you listen to me, I'm still very educated." ”

Just as the fat man looked expectantly, a word blurted out from his girlfriend's mouth.

"Macho!"

"Oh my God!" the fat man's head seemed to be suddenly stormy, dark clouds, and lightning slashed from the top of his head, and the fat man's inner scorched was tender.

Looking at the fat man's dull eyes, his girlfriend wondered: "What's the matter, good brother, isn't this a noun?"

Only a few seconds passed, and suddenly a burst of uncontrollable laughter erupted from the fat man's mouth.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I'm really going to laugh to death. The fat man clutched his stomach and lay down on the other side of the bench, and the laughter continued beside his girlfriend without any signs of stopping. Laughing and laughing, the fat man seemed to be about to laugh, and his breathing became a little difficult, but he said: "God, it turns out that I have died laughing all my life, hahahaha!"

Seeing that the fat man was a little uncomfortable, his girlfriend hurriedly rubbed his chest with her hand to help the fat man smooth out. Slowly, the fat man's laughter gradually decreased under the touch of his girlfriend, until he stopped, and his body slowly sat up straight.

Seeing that the fat man stopped, his girlfriend asked suspiciously, "Good brother, what are you laughing at? Am I wrong? Isn't macho just a noun?"

Looking at his girlfriend's innocent appearance, and the word "macho man" came out of his girlfriend's mouth again, the fat man's laughter, which had just calmed down, sounded again.

"Hahahahahaha!" Still lying to the side and holding his stomach and laughing, I don't know if it was a secondary injury or what, the fat man covered his stomach with one hand, and patted the bench with the other hand, and the bench made a dull sound under the fat man's vigorous patting.

Seeing this, his girlfriend, who had no choice, could only pat the fat man's back with her hand and continue to help the fat man breathe, afraid that he would choke on laughing and laughing.

I don't know how long the fat man laughed, but after a while, the fat man, who was already sweating a little on his forehead, finally stopped laughing, and kept reminding himself that he couldn't laugh anymore no matter what, otherwise he might really have to go to the hospital to lie down for a few days, and it didn't cost to think about it.

The fat man who was not laughing raised his head and happened to see his girlfriend with a stunned face, and he always couldn't hold back his laughter, but he was afraid that he couldn't stop it. Seeing that the fat man wanted to laugh now but couldn't laugh, his girlfriend still asked, "What the hell were you laughing at just now?" ”

The fat man took a few deep breaths, and then said tremblingly: "You actually use the word macho man, are you going to laugh at me to death? Do you know what macho means?"

"Macho man, what's wrong with macho man?" As he spoke, his girlfriend seemed to think of something and shouted, "You big villain, you are going to die!"

"What's the matter with me? Isn't it just for you to describe a strong man, what's this, actually using a macho man, hahahaha!" Then the fat man looked at his girlfriend with a somewhat obscene look and a wicked smile.

Knowing that she had said the wrong thing, her girlfriend looked at the floor with a blushing face, wondering how many circles she had drawn on the ground.

After a while, his girlfriend skipped this embarrassing memory, and then said to the fat man, "Then what do you tell me about that word?"

"There are a lot, such as tough guys, strong guys, and a lot of them, I can't think of them for a while now, anyway, there are still a lot of words that are better than macho men. ”

After knowing the answer, his girlfriend pouted, and then whispered: "Hmph, what's the big deal, people will never play this kind of game with you in the future, you will only laugh at me, hate." ”

"Huh, I just heard someone say something bad about me?"

Knowing that his girlfriend leaked his mouth, he hurriedly smiled and said, "What's there, I'm praising you for being handsome." ”

"Oh, I see, thank you so much, I know I'm handsome, but I don't need to praise me so much. ”

After speaking, the fat man looked around boredly, and suddenly, as if he saw something, the fat man suddenly got up and walked in that direction.

Seeing this, his girlfriend asked, "What did you see, good brother, go so fast!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, otherwise the beauty will run away, that girl's back is good, I want to hurry up and see her face, I hope I won't be disappointed." ”

After speaking, the fat man seemed to be weightless, and walked away as quickly as the wind.

"Hmph, you big fat man. The fat man, however, did not hear this, and continued to walk forward.

"Hey, you're waiting for me. The girlfriend shouted as she chased after the fat man.