Chapter 184: This forced pretending is an absolute perfect score

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As soon as she reached the staircase leading to the second floor, she looked back at the bartender as if she remembered something, and said, "All the expenses of their stay in the store these days are counted in my account, and I remember that all the people who have messed with them are against me." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

As she said this, Emily looked around the bar with a serious expression, and her stern gaze made the whole bar fall silent for a moment.

After saying that, she moved lightly, twisted her waist and walked to the second floor.

"Hey, hey, beauty, go slowly, what should we do? Don't you say you've been waiting for me? What are you waiting for me for? Can you explain clearly? Let's study and study it well!" Lin Feng almost shouted, it was too much, he attracted the interest of others, and then just shook his face and left, you are too bad, right?

I tell you, let us go, digging a pit like this is going to soak the pig cage.

It's just that in the blink of an eye, Lin Feng was suddenly stunned, and when he said that this beauty looked at himself meaningfully when he was about to go up the stairs, he gently stroked his soft waist three times.

What is the mechanism in this? Lin Feng suddenly remembered that there was a passage about Sun Wukong's apprenticeship in the famous children's education classics he had learned in his previous life.

When the patriarch heard this, he jumped off the high platform, held the ring ruler, and designated Wukong to say: "You cunning, you don't learn like this, you don't learn like that, but what are you going to do?" stepped forward, hit Wukong on the head three times, turned his hands behind his back, walked inside, closed the middle door, and left the crowd behind. Everyone in the group was frightened, and they all complained about Wukong and said: "You monkey, you are very formless! Master preached your Taoism, how did you not learn it, but you talked back to Master! This time it collided with him, and I don't know when it will come out!" At this time, they all complained about him and despised him. Wukong wasn't annoyed at all, just smiling all over his face. It turned out that the monkey king had broken the mystery in the plate and was secretly in his heart. Therefore they do not contend with the multitude, but endure without words. The patriarch struck him three times, taught him to be attentive at the time of the three watches, and walked into it with his hands behind his back, and closed the middle door, and taught him to enter through the back door, and preached the word to him in the secret place. ”

What does this beauty mean by gently stroking her soft waist three times?

Lin Feng groped his hairless chin and thought.

Could it be that the third watch gently touched it in the middle of the night?

Ouch, what should I do?

It's just a pity that the popularization of children's literature in this other world is not in place, at least the popularization of Journey to the West has not been done properly.

In vain, Lin Feng opened the door of the room all night and was blown by the cold wind all night, and no one touched his room, this is the so-called cultural difference.

"Ah cut!" The next day, Lin Feng sat at the dining table viciously cutting the pieces of meat on the exquisite plate with a knife and fork, and kept sneezing.

"This meat is so-so-so. In this way, Lin Feng gave Emily a high-paying halfling chef's specialty dishes.

The charcoal fire was not strong enough, the taste of the meat itself was not fully stimulated, it was not cooked until it was fully cooked, and the pork belly with tender and slightly fatty meat on the ribs, waist and rump was not selected, and the roasted meat was too dry.

As soon as the food was on the grill, the cook kept turning it over for fear that it would burn. In fact, it prolongs the roasting time, and also destroys the protein, causing the meat to become tough. During the grilling process, the food is too long, the loss of moisture and oil is large, and the taste is also dry.

Failure failure and failure!

Overall, it's barely able to enter.

Lin Feng didn't know that if his kind of comment fell into the ears of that halfling chef, people would have to pick up a knife and run to fight him.

Lin Feng had only seen the race of halflings in books, the upper body of halflings was no different from ordinary people, making the legs and feet extremely short, and it felt as if there was only half a body from a distance.

Most of their faces are covered with a not-so-dense layer of ears, and their ears are slightly pointed, and they are the most famous gourmets on the mainland.

Halfling's cuisine, winemaking, is almost unmatched on the mainland, a halfling chef is simply a status symbol, and the food cooked by the halfling is recognized by people on the continent as the absolute best.

In addition to the god of delicious food, another food-related deity, Palton, is from the halflings, who is the idol and role model of all halflings. Not only that, but Palton is loved and adored by all races who love good food.

Pig orcs and halflings have always been synonymous with the best cooks in this Holy Wind Continent.

It's just that, unlike the stupid pig orcs, the halflings have largely retained most of their ancestors' legacy in terms of food.

The food industry on this continent has always been controlled by halflings, who have mastered the recipes of all cuisines.

When it comes to food, the upper half of the body is the authority, and there are really few people like Lin Feng who dare to criticize the quality of the food of the half people.

For Lin Feng, it was barely able to eat, but for Anna, this thing was completely inedible.

She kept shouting that she wanted Lin Feng to make her own food, braised lion's head, fried salmon, stinky dried tofu, whatever it was, she Anna was not a picky eater at all.

But how dare Lin Feng do this? Since he was frightened by Old Kara, he was quite resistant to this kind of barbecue in public. You let him cook in front of so many strangers, in case some of the old immortal old monsters see the doorway and arrest him for slicing and examination, who do you want Lin Feng to cry to?

But Aunt Anna didn't care about him, knocked the plate in front of her loudly, and resolutely refused to eat.

Even if you don't want to burn it for me on the spot, you can take the ready-made barbecue or Sixi meatballs from your space equipment. Although I felt a little greasy after eating Sixi Balls for so long a few days ago, it was better than these garbage on the plate.

Lin Feng couldn't help this little aunt, it was at this time that Annie's importance was reflected, and a gentle cough stopped Anna's nonsense and rescued Lin Feng from the headache.

But the group of adventurers around them couldn't hold back, and the halfling chef couldn't eat the food? This group of people were either hillbillies who had never seen the world, or they could only brag and pretend to be kings.

This is an absolute perfect score!

In a corner of the tavern, several minotaurs from the underworld muttered two indistinct words, and the general meaning of these words was that this chick was really good at bragging, but in fact, this voice was not loud, so that half of the tavern could hear it, and in addition to that, it was lacking in the art of language expression.