119 Why don't you go to heaven?
"Whew, Wow"
Just when Chen Wei was thinking about what to eat and drink and how to leave after staying here, suddenly a strange sound sounded at the top of the cliff. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"What kind of thing is this? How can it sound like some animal grinding its paws on a mountain vine, could it be that some animal is so good that it actually slipped down the vine on the cliff from above?"
Chen Wei listened sideways for a while, muttered to himself, stretched out his head and glanced out.
"Hmmm? No, rattan is a plant, isn't the plant green? Even if it's not green, but at least it's light, how can it grow such a twisted pattern? And this thing doesn't even have even half a leaf on it, and where is the rattan in this Tema, it's obviously a whole rope!"
Chen Wei stretched out his finger and touched the rope with his eyes, and looked up at it.
"Thick thighs, bucket-like waists, unappetizing buttocks when you look at them, and the rope is sandwiched between two shoeed feet, where is this an ordinary animal, obviously it is a high-level animal like me who lands on two legs and walks upright - human!"
Looking from the bottom up, the buddy who was slipping down the rope gave Chen Wei a different vision at all.
"Pull, pull"
As the sound of the buddy slipping down from the rope became louder and louder, he got closer and closer to where Chen Wei was.
"Hehe, the courage is not small, and a person dares to slip down from above, aren't you afraid that there will be no return after coming down, and there is not even a person to collect the corpse?"
When the man was about to slip overhead, Chen Wei lowered his voice and spoke.
His bass echoes in the middle of the cliff, and with the hidden environment of the valley, there is a sense of gloom and compassion.
The guy who was slipping down the rope felt numb when he heard Chen Wei's voice, and then his whole body tightened, the muscles on his arms became extremely stiff for a while, and as soon as his strength was loosened, the whole person fell from the rope.
With a "plop" sound, the buddy fell to the ground on all fours, then turned over with his buttocks covered, looked at Chen Wei with wide eyes, then looked around, and finally fell on Chen Wei's body and looked at him in surprise.
"Well, are you human?"
The buddy looked at Chen Wei, blinked his eyes twice, and asked cautiously, the expression on his face was shocked when he asked this sentence.
What's the situation? Nima's eyes are letting the farts go out? Brother is such a big person standing here, and you Tema's are still asking me if I'm human?
Chen Wei stood there silently, looking at the buddy opposite with disdain.
"It doesn't seem to be a human anymore.,It's probably a demon.,It seems that the demonized human form rumored in the hidden door is true.,Today it's finally an eye-opener.,It's said that although these demons can turn into a human form.,But the IQ is not high.,So the one in front of me who can't speak human words should also be.。 ”
The guy stood opposite Chen Wei and muttered in a low voice, looking at Chen Wei with a look of disdain in his eyes, and even a hint of superiority.
The intelligence is not high, the intelligence is not high, I see that your intelligence makes people anxious, brother just doesn't say anything, brother looks at you like this, see what else you can do.
Chen Wei looked unhappy, but he didn't have a seizure, just put his hands behind his back and looked at each other quietly.
Seeing that Chen Wei didn't say anything, the buddy in front of him became a little bolder, and glanced at Chen Wei, a strange smile flashed at the corner of his mouth.
"Ahem, I said, you are the snake that you have become, right? But why did you become a snake and your two companions died like this? And the corpses are still in tatters like this, let me say that to be human, to be human is not only to have a human appearance, but also to have a human heart. ”
The guy looked at Chen Wei and spoke leisurely.
"Do you know what the human heart is? Alas...... It is estimated that it is difficult to make it clear to you with your IQ, to put it simply, people's hearts are flesh and blood, and the least thing that is this is that you can't kill the same kind, but since you have killed it now, then forget it, after all, it is you who don't know how to cause such consequences. ”
The smile on the buddy's face was even thicker, and he continued to babble there.
"However, if you meet me, it can be regarded as your luck, to tell you, I don't have any special skills, but I am very good at being a person, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”
That buddy naturally has a plan for saying these things, and before saying his intentions, he naturally has to praise himself first, so that the effect will be much better.
"Otherwise, from now on, you will follow me, I will take care of your food and your residence, teach you to be a man, you have never encountered this kind of good thing, have you? But this is nothing, and there are benefits you can't think of in the back, you look at your clothes, and then look at me...... Target. ”
The superiority on the buddy's face became more and more obvious, and as he spoke, he pointed to Chen Wei's tattered clothes, and then to himself, and when he saw that his clothes were cut into strips of rags when he went down the cliff, he was immediately deflated.
Chen Wei snorted lightly, but still didn't interject, and stood there listening to the other party continue to blow.
"Don't look at my clothes like this now, it's too treacherous all the way down the mountain, it's all two meters long bald eagles, lions and leopards bigger than cows, and dinosaurs, and I and them along the way...... In order to meet you and let you learn how to behave, I have put a lot of effort into this time, so this dress has become like this. ”
That buddy ran a train in his mouth, and that called a man with a face that didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, his hands danced, and his mouth frothed, and what he said was more true than the truth.
I'll rub, don't say anything else about this girl, this nonsense kung fu is a heaven and an earth compared to me, although it is unreliable, but he dares to brag, now in this society, although there is no one who does not brag, but it is really rare to be so shameless like him.
"How is it, majestic, right? I'm scared, right? Tell you, these are not things, if I tell my true identity, I don't know how many people will be directly scared into a vegetative state, in order for you not to be scared, I won't say so much in front of you, in a word, following me will not let you suffer, let alone let you be fooled. ”
The buddy on the opposite side stretched out his hand and wiped his hair, with a proud face, just like a self-respecting look in the sky and on the ground.
"I'm rubbing, you're so capable, why don't you go to heaven?"
Hearing the other party's blowing, Chen Wei couldn't help it, and asked rhetorically.
"What are you talking about, Heaven? Let me tell you, if I want to go to heaven, it's not a matter of minutes, haven't I told you, I'm afraid of my truth...... Oh, no, you can speak human language?"
The buddy shook his hand and put on an unfathomable look, but after reacting, the pride on his face disappeared, only shock.