Chapter 55: Pretending to be a failure

"Hey, hey. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Are you playing with me, I said that the spirit weapon is good, why did the spirit realm collapse, why didn't you tell me that there will be an earthquake in the spirit realm, this Nima is not an earthquake! It's completely the end of the world, okay! Is there anyone to save me, I'm going to die, I'm going to die." Ling Feng kept shouting in the spirit realm, his whole body was also twitching, and the immediacy of the madness of the middle sheep made Qiao Shi immediately jump back.

"Huh"

Ling Feng opened his eyes suddenly, looking up at the ceiling that was about to fall from the cultivation ground, for the first time he felt that the ceiling was like a heavy coffin lid. I was so desperate that I couldn't breathe.

Ling Feng felt that he had just dreamed, a ridiculous and funny dream, and when he thought about it carefully, he was already a ridiculous person, so it was not strange to have this ridiculous dream.

Is it just really dreaming?

After Ling Feng opened his eyes, he slowly got up from the ground, his eyes looked around, everyone in Shiyin was knocked down by Qiao Shan, knocked down, and now only he was standing.

"Yo he, little ghost Ling Feng, wake up, I thought you would keep pretending to be asleep, but I didn't expect to wake up so soon, the teacher suggests that you sleep a little longer! Qiao Shi said, "I didn't expect you to wake up from sleep and have all your spiritual weapons, what a strange little ghost!"

"Ahh Where did the spirit weapon come from?" Ling Feng's face was full of doubts, but he thought in his heart, "When I opened my eyes at this time, a beautiful girl should appear next to me, and I was lying quietly and peacefully on the bed. Shi Yin looked very worried, it didn't fit the plot, how could he wake up and still be this ghost cultivation ground!"

"Stinky little ghost, you can really hold garlic!What is the spirit weapon in your hand instead of a spirit weapon?" Qiao Shi pointed to the spirit weapon in Ling Feng's hand. Ling Feng lowered his eyebrows, only then did he realize that a Tang knife in his hand that was exactly the same as Shi Yin's Ghost Che appeared, but the color was different, Shi Yin's Ghost Che was white, while Ling Feng's replica was black. "It seems that the little devil didn't deceive me, I really have a spiritual weapon, I didn't expect it to be so simple. Ling Feng secretly laughed in his heart, "Now you don't have to be expelled from Hilton Academy, you can finally eat and drink for nothing." Ling Feng was thinking about his wishful thinking in his heart.

"Hey, don't forget that you're still fighting, if you don't defeat this woman, how can you get out. Don't just think about the trivial things like eating, drinking, and sleeping, you still have to think about how to knock this red-haired woman down!" came the voice of the little devil in his ears.

Instead of being shocked, Ling Feng looked calm, "You little bastard is really very bold, and you are spying on your master's Xiao Jiujiu. Ling Feng looked at the little devil in his hand and scolded secretly in his heart. "Cut, you think I want to see your little bit of broken mind! All spiritual weapons can know the mind of the owner, and the spirit weapon is born from the mind of the master, but how can it not know the mind of the master. What a fool's errand, my master!" the little devil wants to continue?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, tell me how to defeat Teacher Qiao. I'm going out to eat. Ling Feng asked. "It's a very simple thing, cut it at the beauty!" the little devil said casually, "I really believe in your ability, master, go and pretend to be a full score of bigg." I'm sure you can do it, come on, master. The little devil said in a very appreciative tone. Ling Feng seemed to see the little devil give him a thumbs up with a smile in his eyes.

"Fuck off, you're stupid to me. Can I fight someone who can't fight in the sound of time?How is it possible?" Ling Feng said with a gray face, "Although I have a spiritual weapon, I am still a scum with zero combat effectiveness, and I am still self-aware of this. "Really, master, why don't you believe in yourself so much. The golden finger is given to you, but you shrug it, you are really the master who is full of girls in your head, but you don't do anything yourself, haha!" the little devil sneered.

"I seriously doubt now that you are my spiritual weapon, why are you trying to mock me. "I don't know, let's go fight, boy, these young boys and girls in the cultivation ground need your salvation." Go play the role of the savior!" The little devil encouraged Ling Feng in an extremely calm tone.

"Okay, I'm going to hang up, teacher, you have to be careful!" Ling Feng shouted, to encourage his lack of confidence, and strode towards Qiao Shan, waving his knife, his movements seemed a little funny, and he was disappointed. Ling Feng didn't hesitate. Because Qiao Shi didn't mean to joke with these students before, if they were joking, how could they lie on the ground motionless like dead people one by one.

This kind of survival game is not a sloppy game.

"Yo he, just after you have the spirit weapon, you can't wait to take the teacher to the knife? The little ghost is really different!" Qiao Yi jumped lightly into the air, his long red hair flying in the air, "Teacher, is your hair made of sea silk? so elegant, and I just attacked you gently." Why don't you make it so gorgeous? Ling Feng looked at Qiao Yi spinning in the air, and couldn't help but complain, of course, this complaint could only be heard by the little devil, because it was silent in his heart.

"Stinky little ghost, give you a chance, you kill everyone on the ground here, with your spiritual weapon. I won't kill you, what's the matter, teacher, I'll pity you and leave you a way to live. Qiao Shan first raised his eyebrows, clasped his hands to his chest, and said in an indifferent tone.

"Hey, does the teacher think I'm going to do such a stupid thing? I would never do such a thing as killing my companions, I'm a very upright person, how could the actor do such a stupid thing. By the way, teacher, I'm not a stinky little ghost!" Ling Feng quickly put the knife on his shoulder, held his head high, wiped his nose by the way, and said in a flirtatious tone. "Master, this wave is good, give you a thumbs up, full marks, haha. "Of course, I don't look at who your master is, but I know this kind of thing. Ling Feng was talking to the little devil. "But, your teacher is going to kill you, haha."

The little devil reminded Ling Feng, Ling Feng glanced at Qiao Shan, Qiao Shi was still a few feet away from Ling Feng. "It's okay, it's far away from me. Ling Feng breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes, you forgot that your teacher is very fast, don't blame me for not reminding you!" the little devil said lightly.

"Little ghost, what are you not a little ghost, can it be a man?" Qiao said ill-intentionedly, glancing at Ling Feng coldly. "Neither a man nor a ghost, I am a teenager who acts bravely. As soon as he finished saying this, Qiao Yi hid his face and laughed. "What an interesting little ghost!" Qiao Shi looked at Ling Feng's immature face and sighed in his heart.

"Where are the people?" Qiao Shan was still in front of Ling Feng just now, but now he didn't know where he had gone, "Is it behind?" Ling Feng quickly turned around and opened his eyes wide to find Qiao Shan's figure.

It's really a disagreement.........

"Behind you, stupid!" said the little devil. "Shut up, it's okay, it's crooked, you have a lot of nonsense. Give me a good look at your master's sassy and heroic posture, so that you can see that in addition to my big brain, I still have some skills. Ling Feng scolded angrily in his heart, he had learned taekwondo more and more, although he gave up halfway, he still knew some fur. "It's so kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs! Do whatever you want, I'm going to sleep." Yes. The little devil yawned.

"Bang"

Qiao Shi swung his fist and slammed into Ling Feng's back, Ling Feng didn't show weakness, his body trembled, he held the handle of the knife tightly, and quickly shook the knife to resist Qiao Shan's blow, he didn't expect such a delicate hand to send out such a great force, the fist pierced the air and attacked Ling Feng, shaking Ling Feng's arm for a while, like an electric shock,

Ling Feng's body couldn't help but slide backwards for some distance.

"Oh, it hurts! The little devil pretended, "I'm about to be shattered." The little devil saw that the back of Ling Feng's hand was shaking and aching, and he knew it from the eyebrows that were about to twist into twists, so he said sneeringly

"Shut up, you guy, deliberately laugh at me!" Ling Feng scolded in his heart, "Don't patronize and scold me, your beautiful teacher is going to hit you on the head again." The little devil said unhurriedly.

"Nima ......"

Ling Feng had to deal with Qiao Yi's attack, and he also had to scold the little devil in his heart, and he couldn't use it twice.

"Bang", Qiao Yi jumped up and kicked towards Ling Feng, Ling Feng could only block with a little devil, "Bang Bang", Qiao Yi continuously kicked towards Ling Feng's knife, making a burst of sound, Ling Feng didn't have the strength to fight back at all. "Damn, teacher, is your master Huang Feihong? Ling Feng complained in his heart as he parried.

"At this time, you are still in the mood to complain, and your trough skills are getting more and more sophisticated. "Didn't you go to sleep, how can you still be in the mood to evaluate my groove art." Ling Feng said wonderingly, "Wake up, second husky." ", you better sleep your sleep! Ling Feng scolded angrily.

"It's better to take care of yourself, you can't use it for two purposes, and you will be careful to pretend not to be good and be slapped in the face later. ”

The little devil's voice did not fall. Qiao Shan's leg kicked at Ling Feng's face.

"I'm finally going to be slapped in the face. It's all your fault for distracting me if you don't help me. ”

At the moment when Ling Feng was about to be kicked in the face by Qiao Shan, Shi Yin appeared at some point, and intercepted Qiao Shan's attack with lightning speed. "Teacher, that's enough! It's time for the acting to end. ”

"Oh, have you seen through it? The teacher is not acting, I'm telling the truth, if you really can't even defeat me, and meet stronger orcs, what should you do?" Qiao took off his eyes, held them in his hand and shook them, and asked unhurriedly, "At that time, will you still be able to make a move to protect your companions?" I'm afraid you won't even be able to speak at that time, will you still do what you did just now, little ghost?"

Qiao Shi set his gaze on Ling Feng's body, as if he had received an affirmative answer.

"I don't know. It is possible to escape, it is possible to do that again, who knows what choice I will make at that time," Ling Feng said. "What a veritable imp. Qiao Shirt put on his glasses and scratched Ling Feng's hair vigorously. "Is it really as cruel as the teacher said?" Ling Feng asked. "The teacher doesn't know, I'll take you to the Colosseum in a few days. Qiao said expressionlessly.

"What kind of place is the Colosseum, teacher, are you really acting?"

"What do you say?" Qiao asked rhetorically, snapping, clapping his palms, "Don't pretend to be everyone, get up!"

With Qiao shirt's applause, the cultivators who were still lying motionless on the ground just now got up and dusted off their bodies. Put on an expression of receiving a boxed lunch. Ling Feng was stunned. "Ah Feng, I didn't expect it!" Shi Yin said with a smile in his eyes. "I didn't expect it, you planned it. "Yes, the original plan was to let me and I get injured and let you manifest the spirit weapon, but I didn't expect Ah Feng to faint, but when he woke up, he had a spirit weapon, it seems that Ah Feng has been to the spirit realm, which is really self-defeating." ”

"It turns out that you designed everything. Ling Feng said with some disappointment, but the result was still the same, "It's just that Shiyin, why are you hurt." "Because I'm the most important person in Ah Feng. "Silence, silence, Ling Feng has no relatives here except Shi Yin.

Ling Feng hurriedly changed the subject.

"Then Nangong Le is also one of the arrangements in the plot?" Ling Feng pointed to the place where Nangong Le fell, "What about people?"

"Shiyin, behind you. "It's too late, Nangong Lefei's sword stabbed, it's too late, Ling Feng immediately pulled Shi Yin and said, pulling back violently.

Nangong Le's sword did not stab Shi Yin, but stabbed at Ling Feng. The smell of blood suddenly permeated the entire cultivation ground, and the flow could not be stopped?

"You people, if you don't agree with each other, you will play flash, but the hero saves the heroine is also one of the routines, and finally pretended to be a wave, am I going to die? How could the actor hang up so easily. Ling Feng's eyes darkened, and he plunged into Shi Yin's arms.

"Ah Feng, you are such a fool!" Shi Yin said as he covered Ling Feng's wound and cried.

"Nangong Le, if Ah Feng is injured somewhere, you will wait for death!" Nangong Le knelt on the ground, tears falling involuntarily. "How so, how so. ”

"What's wrong, how did the little imp get hurt. Wasn't it good just now?"

"Teacher, let me come, my spiritual weapon can heal wounds. Senbon Yukizakura immediately placed the spirit weapon on the wound.

It was as if a healing spell had been applied to the injured area, and not only did the bleeding stop, but the wound healed without any scars. But Ling Feng still didn't wake up because of the pain.

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