The 299th knife is directed by Hua

Director Hua dialed the police public phone and turned to his ear: "Dudu Dudu" will be connected in a while. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 A man's voice came from the info phone: "Hey, where are you?" Director Hua told the address and introduced the situation.

The man on the phone said, "Come right away." ”

Director Hua hung up his phone and stared at the shemale makeup artist with his eyes.

From the bathing room, the baby's voice asked, "Is the police coming?"

Director Hua introduced the content of the phone call and said, "Ren Yaoli hasn't woken up yet, will she be beaten to death?"

The baby's voice said, "If you die, it will be trouble!" I cast a spell in the bath room to bring him back to life. The baby opened the magic eye and searched for Ren Yaoli, and after a while, Ren Yaoli's heart was beating in the picture.

The baby pointed the heart in the devil's eye with the clutche, and shot out a wave of magic waves from the palm, which was quickly absorbed by Ren Xiaoli's heart, Ren Youli opened her eyes, looked around, got up and pondered for a while, and then remembered what had just happened.

Director Hua shouted happily: "Baby, he's awake!"

From the bath came the baby's voice: "I see it!"

The shemale makeup artist glared at Director Hua with his eyes and said, "You're too ruthless! Do you want to beat me to death?"

Director Hua said: "How can I have such great strength, it is you who provoke ghosts and gods, and people will take action." ”

The more the shemale makeup artist thought about it, the more uneconomical it became, and said, "I didn't provoke anyone?

Director Hua glared at him and said, "Every time I see you, I always stare at the baby with a pair of thief eyes!

The shemale makeup artist was excited, picked up the watermelon knife and pointed at Director Hua and said, "I can't see that it's your shit! Today, I'm not alive! I'm fighting with you!"

Ren Xiaoli couldn't control herself anymore, she raised the watermelon knife and slashed, "splitting" the bow left and right, slashing and chopping! "Whew" a knife, grazed Director Hua's right arm, hung his right arm in a mouth, and immediately flowed blood.

Director Hua hurriedly jumped out of the dressing room. When the police officers arrived, they flew over, sealed Ren Mioli's watermelon knife, and took it from their hands, and one of them shouted loudly: "Murder is against the law! ”

Ren Youli was suppressed, and cried with grievances in her heart, saying: "He is a director, and he always bullies me at work! I don't live anymore! I want to fight with him!"

The staff held him down, took Director Hua, got into the police car, and came to the police office, and the shemale makeup artist calmed down for a while. The staff asked Director Hua and the shemale dressing room to record statements separately.

The baby's body was too dirty, and it took more than an hour to wash before he came out of the dressing room, flew into the sky, and came to the big magic room.

As soon as Honghong saw it, she shouted: "Dad, how can you make a movie for several days? Director Hua's sons and daughters ignore me and always say that I have something to do with Director Hua, and they are resolutely against it!"

Baby asked, "Did you get them something to eat?"

Honghong said, "They don't eat what I make." Daddy, it's good to come!"

The baby shouted to the big magic room, "Boys, I'm back!

Huang Huang, Huahua, and Ren Ren flew out, dancing and shouting: "Daddy is finally back!

The bigger goldfish flew out and probed: "Are we going to have a meeting in the conference room too?"

The baby said, "Your mother has handed you over to me, and of course I will take care of it!" ”

The older goldfish shouted, "Brothers and sisters, Aunt Baby has something to say, so I want you to come to the conference room." ”

Goldfish two, goldfish three and a large number of people flew out of the big magic room.

The baby flew into the conference room and shouted, "Your mom will be back in a minute." Are you hungry?"

The bigger goldfish said, "We haven't eaten for a few days!

The baby said, "Didn't you ask Honghong to get you food?"

Goldfish Er said: "We don't agree with her and our mother! Honghong said that if she didn't get us food, she didn't get it!"

Baby asked, "Honghong, what can you say?"

Honghong glared at Goldfish Er with vicious eyes and said, "I got it for you! You don't eat it! And scold me! Who do you blame?"

The baby said, "This is the end of the matter! From now on, Honghong will get them something to eat! Don't go hungry, you will get sick from hunger?"

Honghong pouted and said, "Thankless!"

Baby asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Honghong said, "It's good to have fruit! I really want to eat fruit!"

The big goldfish also said to eat fruits.

Goldfish Er said: "I haven't eaten for a few days, and the main thing is to eat." ”

The baby waved his hand, the magic turned on, searched the heaven and the earth, and after a while, all kinds of fish flew from the sky, among which a goldfish flew out, "haha" smiled and said: "I'm back again!"

The baby flew out of the conference room, followed by a large group of children. The big goldfish was very excited and shouted, "Daddy, you're back! we're all dying of hunger?"

The goldfish spirit asked, "Didn't your mother get you something to eat?"

Goldfish said, "Mom is making a movie and won't come home for several days! Dad, don't go! If you leave, we will starve to death!"

The goldfish essence said, "I can't do anything here, Daddy won't eat it." It's a shame that Dad doesn't eat, or he'll starve to death!"

Honghong shouted loudly: "Dad, I didn't find any fruit." ”

Baby explained: "I forgot! The fruit is exhausted, and it will only come next year! Now I can only eat fish." The baby flew over and breathed fire at the fish in the sky, and after a while, the smell of the fish came out.

The baby finds a bigger one, tears a piece with the devil's claw for Honghong, tears a small piece himself, takes a bite, chews it and says, "Fragrant! Come and eat!"

As soon as the words fell, Honghong took her brothers and sisters, and the big goldfish led her brothers and sisters to grab it. The goldfish spirit flew up to the baby and asked, "Where is my husband? Why didn't he come up?"

The baby glared at the goldfish spirit and said, "You still think of your husband? People are heartbroken when they see you and the black-headed demon spirit in love in the devil's eyes! You go! It's useless here, what can you do for your children?"

The goldfish spirit said: "The black-headed demon spirit is not a good thing! I love enough and run away! I am wandering around alone, it is better to be here, and there is the warmth of home." Director Hua and I have been married for a day, and the two of them live together in love and love. ”

A wisp of vinegar flashed across the baby's face and said, "You have been with the black-headed demon all day long, do you think Director Hua will still want you? What if you run away again?"

The goldfish spirit cheekily said, "I have to ask for it or not!" I didn't plan to leave when I came, and after a long time, I naturally accepted it!"

Baby said, "It's not that you can solve the problem by not leaving." What are you going to do if your children want to eat? Can you give them something to eat? You're not one child, that's thirty-one, see what you do?"

The goldfish spirit said, "Aren't you there? you're going to get food for the kids." ”

The baby said, "Since you want to stay for a long time, I will give it to you! I can't give up my own children and take care of other people's children!"

The goldfish spirit asked, "Aren't those kids yours?"

Honghong flew over and shouted, "Daddy, ignore her! Daddy is gone, what are we going to do?"

The goldfish spirit scolded: "Whose wild girl is this?

Honghong stared at her eyes and shouted: "Who is the wild girl? Some people are not here, and they are cheeky and don't want to leave!"

The goldfish spirit was furious and asked, "Who are you talking about?"

Honghong raised her eyebrows and said, "I said you! Don't think I'm afraid of you!" Honghong clenched her little fists, shook it in front of the goldfish spirit, and threatened: "My fist doesn't recognize people!"

The big fish flew over and said, "Honghong, why are you threatening my father?"

Honghong said, "Ask your father, don't ask me!"

The big fish said, "I'm going to ask you, what can I do?"

Honghong flicked her right fist and hit the big goldfish. The baby grabbed Honghong's fist and said, "Alright! Alright, can't I go?"

Honghong pulled her fist back, pouted and said, "Dad, you can't go, if you go, we'll all starve to death!

The big goldfish shouted, "Don't scold my father!"

Honghong rushed to go up and said, "Come on, who is afraid of whom? Do this to me, and want me to get you food, don't dream!

The goldfish essence said: "Child, if you don't get it, you won't get it, let's find it ourselves!"

The big goldfish asked, "Dad, where can I find it?"

"To the river, to the ditch, you can always find it anyway!"

"Daddy, why don't you understand? We can't get anything to eat, we can only find it by searching the heavens and the earth with magic! Dad, you're going to look for it tomorrow and see if you can find it?"

"Of course I can find it, I'll go tomorrow. ”

The baby said, "Since you can take care of the child, let you take care of it!"

Honghong said, "Dad, you can't go!

The baby hesitated, deep in thought. Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the sea of people, gather and scatter in the ......" The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel, and glanced at Director Hua and dialed into his ear: "Hey, hey?"

Director Hua's voice came from the mobile phone and said, "The staff asked you to lie down, there are some situations to understand." ”

"Got it. Send me the address and I'll be there in a minute. "Baby hung up the phone and waited for the message.

Goldfish Essence asked, "Who called you?"

The baby didn't answer, staring at the phone with his eyes.

Honghong asked, "Dad, are you leaving again?"

The baby said, "Since you are not welcome, I will not come up in the future!

The baby opened it and took a look at it, and said to Honghong: "I'm leaving! wait for me to think about it!" The baby put the phone into Xiaohong's satchel, stepped on the white clouds, and came to the police office, where Director Hua and Ren Xiaoli were asking:

"Is there something wrong with me?"

A male staff member asked, "Do you know them?" "Name them?" "This is Hua Delai and Ren Xiaoli. "They're fighting outside, you know?"

Baby pondered for a while and said, "I don't know!" "How do you explain the human prints on the wall of the dressing room?"

The baby glanced at Ren Xiaoli and said, "I'm bathing, I don't know what's going on outside?" "Did you see them fighting?" "I didn't see it!"

The staff provided the newly recorded mouth to the baby to confirm, signed and pressed the fingerprint and said, "You can go! ”

The baby nodded, exited the police room and flew towards his house, came to the community, and flew in from the balcony. The house was gray, no one lived or cleaned, and the noise of the past could no longer be heard!

Casually clean the bedroom, lie on the bed, and think of the boy. The baby opens the magic eye, puts it in the palm of his hand, and searches for the boy. Late at night, the picture shows Tsai crawling on the table and doing his homework.

I thought to myself, this is my own child; it's not pleasing to manage my child for others! What do I care about him? Jackie Chan goes to the sky, turns into a snake and drills grass, what does it have to do with himself?

The baby shouted at the magic eye, "Boy, mommy is here!" several times.

Tsai seemed to hear something, looked around, and saw the baby through the magic light and said happily, "Mom, I miss you so much, where are you?" "I'm at home." "Is it still tomorrow? I'll come to see you!"

"I don't know! There's going to be a movie tomorrow. If I have time, I'll come to see you!Where's Dad?" "Dad and Aunt Zhao are both asleep, and I have a lot of homework, and I have to write until late every day to go to bed. ”

"Have you ever been to see your grandparents?" "No, I don't want to go if you're not there!" "Okay! You do your homework! Mom won't bother you! Call Mom if you have something!"

The baby dialed the magic eye, the boy was gone, and the magic eye automatically searched and stopped at Director Hua's body. Director Hua sulked at home and thought hard about the content of the recorded confession. took out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket and dialed it to his ear, and after a while, the baby's mobile phone rang:

"Meet in the sea of people, gather and disperse ......" The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel and pointed it to his ear: "Hey, Director Hua is me!"

Director Hua's voice came from the mobile phone and said, "Baby, I won't be up today! ”

Baby asked, "What's wrong?"

"Ren Xiaoli's matter is really annoying! My arm was cut by him with a watermelon knife, and if I sue him, it will be a deliberate injury. I'm very depressed, whether to tell me or not? Now he's still in the police office. My mind is in turmoil, I don't know what to do with it?"

The baby said: "Ren Xiaoli did it because she was jealous of our relationship! How many years has he been doing it! I don't think I will sue him! Let him come out! Find a way to get him away to avoid trouble!"

Director Hua said: "When I think about it again, I hate him to death! A makeup artist dares to do it with me! It's really enough to live!"

"Okay! you think about it, call me when you're done, hang up!" I wanted to talk about the goldfish essence, but seeing that Director Hua was in a bad mood, forget it!

The magic eye in the palm of his hand suddenly came from a red voice: "Dad, where are you? There is a fight at home! Come and see!"

The baby stretched out his right hand, saw Honghong in the devil's eye, and asked, "Who fought with whom?"

Honghong said: "The goldfish spirit led her children to fight with us, and the scolding is so ugly! I can't control it!