Chapter 397: Why not?
Chapter 397: Why not?
Nan Nan's eyes widened and stared at the magic eye: "There seems to be a dongdong inside, like a puppy; Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The baby glanced at the baby: "Does your stomach hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt, it's just nauseous, and I want to vomit at every turn. I can't eat anything; ”
"Do you want to know if it's a boy or a girl?"
"I want to know, but it's too small to see clearly, and it may have to grow a little longer. ”
Baby's introduction: "The magic eye knows and can accurately judge the child's growth." ”
"How do you judge? Let the MONOCULUS judge?"
The baby stared at the magic eye: "I want to know the child in the belly, can you introduce me?"
The rectangular magic eye suddenly moved, startling Nannan, very strange: "Will this thing move?"
The baby waved his hand: "Listen to what the magic eye says?"
The magic eye analyzed in the professional tone of an obstetrician and gynecologist: "The child in my belly is almost three months old, a boy, and he grows up like a father, not like a mother at all. ”
Baby stares at the magic eye: "Is the child normal?"
The magic eye moved his body, carefully observed and replied: "It's not normal, is there a possibility of dementia?"
"Why do you say that?"
"Nannan's boyfriend and Nannan were conceived in drunken affection, and they became dementia because of alcohol stimulating their children. If you are born, the consequences are very serious, you cannot walk, you cannot speak, and you will have to spend your life in a wheelchair. ”
The baby screamed, deliberately making a frightened movement: "It's terrible! This child can't take it, how good it is to keep it in the belly!"
Ah Ying was very anxious: "Baby, what do you say? Is it okay for this kind of child to stay in the belly?"
The baby spun around the room in a panic and stared at Nannan: "What do you mean?"
Nan Nan was frightened, her eyes widened, and it took a long time to relieve: "Second aunt, what should I do?
The baby's eyes turned in their sockets and looked at the magic eye: "What about the child?"
The magic eye analyzes with expert thinking: "It can only be removed, which is a comfort to both adults and children." ”
Nan Nan lost her soul and stared at the baby in a panic: "Second aunt, do you want to help me find a way?"
The baby spun around and stared at Nan Nan with his eyes: "Have you thought about it?"
Ah Ying couldn't hold back anymore: "What do you want to think about or not? You can take it off, take it off quickly!"
Nan Nan gritted her teeth, stared at the baby and nodded.
The baby waved his magic and put the girl in the air, Ah Ying looked at it, gasped, "Oh", frightened, staring at it with big eyes. The magic takes off the baby's dress, the baby waves his hand, and searches down the stomach; the magic turns around and lifts, the fetus is lifted out of the birth canal, and it is placed in the air, and the magic automatically cleans up, helps the mother to put it on, and sits down on the sofa. As soon as the baby received the magic eye, it was gone.
Ah Ying looked at the fetus in the air, far away, and didn't dare to touch it with her hands. As soon as the baby waved his hand, a plastic bag from A-Ying's house flew in, circled the fetus in the air, automatically loaded it in, and threw it in the trash can with a "bang".
Ah Ying praised: "It's so exciting!
Nan Nan regained her bright eyes: "Thank you, Second Auntie, how did you do it?"
Baby's introduction: "The magic eye is born from the heart, and only when there is a magic source in the heart can magic be used, and with magic, anything can be done." ”
"Second aunt, you have to teach me magic. ”
"Nannan, isn't it that the second aunt doesn't teach you? To learn magic, you must first see if your body can be injected with the magic source. When Tsai asked me to teach him magic, MONOCULUS said that he was a mortal entity and could not be injected, I didn't believe it, so I tried it hard, but failed. ”
Nan Nan was still unwilling: "Can my body be injected into the demon source, second aunt, can you help me try?"
The baby held his hand for a while, the magic eye opened, hanging high in the air, and the baby looked at the magic eye: "Can Nannan's body be injected into the magic source?"
The magic eye moved his body, and automatically searched and told: "Nan Nan has just given birth to a child, and she can't inject the demon source, and it's a mortal entity, and injecting the demon source can't produce magic, it's useless!"
The baby spreads his hands and squeezes his eyes, indicating that he can't do anything.
As soon as Ah Ying ignited a glimmer of hope, she was wiped out, and sighed: "Alas!
Nan Nan was puzzled and had many questions: "Second aunt, you and my mother are sisters, I can't inject the magic source, can't my mother also inject the magic source?"
"No, no, no!" Ah Ying shook her head again and again: "I'm scared of this opinion, what is the Demon Source doing?"
"Mom, don't you want to fly, don't you want to do a lot of things for you with the magic eye?"
"I think about it, but I'm scared to death. Good people, change and change. ”
"Why don't you let the second aunt try it for you? If you can inject the magic source and learn magic, you can get what you want. ”
"Mom doesn't have that kind of blessing, and the second aunt is different. ”
Nan Nan stared at the baby, and the longing gaze was written on her face: "Second aunt, can you help my mother see, she is your sister, if you can inject the magic source and learn magic, it will help her a lot, don't you want your sister to learn magic too?"
The baby smiled: "Nan Nan is a filial child; Let's ask the Demon Eye first, you can inject it immediately, big sister, are you willing to inject the demon source?"
"I didn't want to, but when Jing Nan said this, I was really moved, so help me inject it and try it, but I don't know if I can inject it?"
With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye opened, hanging high in the air, black. The baby dials it in the air, and the magic eye automatically searches for it, revealing a colorful picture and displaying a few lines of words.
Nan Nan said: "Although Ah Ying is the baby's sister, she is a mortal entity and cannot be injected into the demon source. Nan Nan was very puzzled: "My second aunt was also born to my grandparents, why does she have a magic source?"
The rectangular MONOCULUS does not react. Nan Nan looked at the magic eye, and then looked at the second aunt inexplicably, with wide eyes of confusion, eager for answers.
In response to this situation, the baby stared: "Demon Eye, Nan Nan said, Nan Nan's mother and I are siblings, why can't you inject the Demon Source?"
The rectangular demon eye moved his body and examined it with the eyes of God: "Although Ah Ying and Bao Bao are the same milk compatriots, Bao Bao is the reincarnation of a falling meteorite from the sky, and his body has the genes of God, while Ah Ying belongs to a mortal entity and cannot be injected into the Demon Source." ”
Baby shook her head in regret. Nan Nan still had doubts in her heart: "Was my mother also a mortal entity in her previous life? Isn't she from the same place as my second aunt?"
The rectangular MONOCULUS does not move. Ah Ying was very confused: "Why can't the magic eye move?"
Baby explains: "The magic eye can't recognize the voice of the girl." Bao looked back at the Demon Eye: "Nan Nan asked: Didn't Ah Ying and I come from the same place in my previous life?"
The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and after a while, Ah Ying's previous life appeared in the picture. She was shocked: "My mother was a snake in her previous life, how could my mother be a snake?"
The rectangular MONOCULUS stands still. The baby stared at the magic eye: "Was my eldest sister a snake in her previous life?"
The rectangular magic eye moved his body and explained with an observational eye: "Ah Ying was a beautiful snake in her previous life, and she used beautiful women to seduce many men, and after reincarnation, she still has the genes of beautiful snakes, so she will give birth to triplets." ”
Ah Ying's eyes were wide open, her mouth was open, and when it came to personal privacy, she strongly objected: "No, no, no!
Nan Nan is very confused, and there are many doubts that need to be answered by the magic eye: for example: "Why is Ah Ying a beautiful snake, who gave birth to it." How she seduces men, why she gives birth to three in one child, etc. ”
Seeing that something was wrong, the baby waved his hand, and the magic eye disappeared and said, "Nannan, don't ask, the more you ask, the more sad your mother becomes." After all, the past life is the past life, and the present is the present, and your mother is still my sister!"
"But second aunt, this is too unfair! You were a fragrant meteorite in the sky in your previous life, but my mother is a beautiful snake who will seduce men?"
Ah Ying hung her head and shouted loudly: "Don't say it, tell you not to say it; No one knows what I was in my previous life! ”
Nannan's enthusiasm was hit, her face was gloomy, and she swallowed her anger and didn't speak.
It's not easy for the baby to say if the stalemate continues: "Sister, I'm leaving, don't take what the magic eye says, don't take it to heart; "As soon as the baby became invisible, he disappeared, flew out of the balcony, and came to the big magic room;
happened to meet Director Hua who came back from the film company and asked, "Is "Far Island Obsession" finished?"
Director Hua always looks very busy: "Running up and down, looking for people everywhere, it's not done yet, and a few people are dubbing "Lonely Island Obsession". People are professionals, and if I stand on the side, it will affect their work. ”
Honghong flew with Tongqing: "Dad, I'm back, the three goldfish have come to ask several times." ”
The baby glanced at the big magic room: "Honghong called the brothers and sisters to the conference room, I have something to say." ”
Tongqing looked at Director Hua and smiled: "Grandpa, I want to be an actor;
Director Hua stroked Tongqing's head with his hand: "Grandpa is busy! I have been busy all morning today, and I haven't done anything;
Tongqing was very happy: "Good!"
Baby reminds: "If you make a wish, you must repay your wish, and if you don't pay back your wish, it is tantamount to owing people a favor." Tongqing is your granddaughter, since you have made a wish, you have to do it!"
Director Hua's face was ashamed, embarrassed and embarrassed: he thought about it and said, "I will find a way." ”
The baby still has a lot of things to do, and asked, "Honghong, have the brothers and sisters eaten?"
Honghong introduced: "Just finished eating." ”
Baby nodded, "You go and inform now, we'll wait in the conference room." ”
Honghong led Tongqing and shouted as she flew away: "Dad is back, let's go to the conference room for a meeting!"
When the goldfish spirit heard the sound, he saw Director Hua standing beside the baby, jealous, and shouted: "Husband, people have been waiting for you all morning, and the eyes are pierced, and they haven't come back." ”
Director Hua said absentmindedly: "Busy! If the big demon room doesn't have a meeting, he won't come back until the evening." ”
Goldfish Essence Temptation: "Morning baby with you?"
"No! I just came back and met here. ”
The baby had nothing to say and flew into the conference room. The brothers and sisters heard the sound and flew down from the ten-story building. After a while, the conference room was packed. Goldfish San came in in a panic: "Aunt Baby, it's okay now, you can help me with the operation!"
The baby waved his hand and said, "Children, there are many things to do today, and we have to do them one by one." ”
The brothers and sisters looked at the baby with the eyes of thought. Director Hua and Goldfish Essence also flew in. Director Hua came to the baby and sat down, and the goldfish spirit retreated far away.
Goldfish Er flew into the conference room and said loudly: "I'll go into the ten-story building to take a look, it's all empty, maybe everyone is here?"
Baby glanced at the audience and said, "Some people are against the meeting, and they are all bored! If we don't have a meeting, how can we solve the problem? That's why we have to call everyone together." There are a few things to say today: First, three operations on goldfish.
Second, use the magic eye to check how many people are like the goldfish three, choose to be a man and a woman, and provide conditions for marriage. Thirdly, officiate at the wedding of Red Red and Goldfish Five, Pigeon Pigeon Beauty and Goldfish Nine. Honghong, have you counted the number of people?"
Honghong stood up and looked at them one by one: "It's all here." ”
The baby nodded, pondered for a while, looked at the people present, and said, "Children, before doing these three things, I want to tell you one thing." Tongqing is the only junior girl in this family, and she has also reached the age of marriage. She and all the people in our family,
All have a blood relationship. The boys in the family are all her elders, so finding a partner has become a big problem. Director Hua has made a wish to have a suitable role, and introduced Tongqing as an actor, and I think this idea is very good! Tongqing became an actor, so it was logical to go outside to find a partner, and solve the problem of finding a partner; at the same time, it also removed a piece of my heart disease. Our family is a civilized family. Although your body is not all human body, it is born of man, and it must be bound by human morality, and you cannot do what you want like animals. If you have any doubts, you can say it now, and if you don't want to say it, you can come to me after the meeting!"
Director Hua glanced at the audience and stood up: "Children, I agree with Aunt Baby's opinion." Although the Honghong brothers and sisters were not born to me, the brothers and sisters of the goldfish family were born to me, I am your mother, Tongqing, is the descendant of the goldfish five and Honghong, and has the blood of two families; most of you are single, if your body is abnormal, you can't find your own good for a long time, and something will happen. Today, Aunt Baby is going to give you a physical examination, that's for your good, I support you, you have to cooperate, find out the problem for you, fix it, choose the gender you want, and provide conditions for finding a partner. ”
The baby glanced at the people present: "If no one speaks, we will start the first item, to operate on Goldfish Three." ”
Goldfish Three couldn't wait and squeezed to the front: "Auntie, let's do it now!"
With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye opened, hanging on the magic table, doubling in size; The goldfish essence "exhaled" and gasped: "My mother? How can this be? No wonder there are so few people looking for a partner?"
Director Hua was upset: "Is it okay to say a few words?"
The goldfish spirit explained itself: "I'm just curious!"
Director Hua's voice increased several times: "Curious, just talking?"
The goldfish spirit was choked and unable to speak, and his head was lowered in frustration.
Baby asked, "Goldfish Three, have you decided to be a man?"
Goldfish Three nodded.
The baby waved his magic and put the goldfish three horizontally in the air, and the goldfish had no clothes and pants on his body; he aimed at the goldfish three with both palms, and shot out a burst of magic waves from the palm, which was absorbed by the goldfish three; the baby's right palm turned into a knife and removed the woman's characteristics.
Leave the man's sign, move it to the air, clean it with both palms, and luck with the wound, shoot out a magic wave in the palm, everywhere, the wound is restored, intact as before, and the goldfish three becomes a real man.
Baby used magic to put down the three goldfish, told the brothers and sisters to give up their seats and rest, and looked at the features stained in the air: "Children, this kind of thing, there is nothing unpleasant, not only the goldfish family, but also the red brothers and sisters."
Back then, I operated on them, but now the goldfish brothers and sisters haven't checked it yet, so in order to make it easy for everyone to accept, you can line up, walk in from the front of the magic eye, and come out from behind, and let the magic eye tell everyone. ”
Director Hua shouted: "Line up and let the magic eye check." ”
Goldfish Five and Goldfish Nine also stood in the line. The baby glanced at it and stopped: "You two don't have to line up, everyone knows that it can't be a woman." ”
Goldfish Two objected: "Not necessarily, what if it's like Goldfish Three?"
Director Hua waved his hand: "Check it, check it!" so as not to have something to say." ”
The baby used magic to move the magic eye to the ground, enlarged it five times, and said in a black voice, "Red, take notes on paper." ”
Director Hua stood aside and shouted: "First place, goldfish two." Goldfish Two stood in front of the Devil's eyes, hesitating. Director Hua was puzzled: "Come in! Why are you standing still?"
"I don't dare, it's black, what if I break the magic eye?"
Honghong introduced: "The magic eye is the embodiment of qi, you can't catch it with your hands, and you don't feel it at all when you go in." ”
Goldfish 2 first put his right foot in to test it, and his right foot soon became invisible. Goldfish Er really didn't feel it, his whole body drilled in, and the magic eye returned to its original state. Goldfish Er came out from behind the magic eye and smiled: "I really don't feel anything?"
The magic eye moved his body and told in a checking tone: "Goldfish II has only one characteristic, it belongs purely to a woman, or a girl." ”