Chapter 121: Taming the Donkey

Half a year ago, in the Sanyuan Pavilion, the blood-stained long street of the tiger sister-in-law and his wife was in front of the sǐ, because the four-eyed old man knew the body of his Shanjun disciple, so he avoided the end of being searched for souls.

Afterwards, the famous saying "Under the door of the mountain monarch, you can kill but not be humiliated" spread all over the falling spirit: people also secretly guessed who the mountain monarch was, which could make the four-eyed old man frightened, and let the four-eyed and Zong Ming have a gap because of it, and finally used by Thirteen Lang.

Later, the rumors fell out. What even Zong Ming didn't know, the people of the Falling Spirit Mountain couldn't guess. Although Jusanro had doubts, he didn't have time to interrogate him when he fought with Shime, and he didn't pin his hopes for revenge on others, so he didn't really care.

Not caring doesn't mean not thinking about it, Shisanlang seriously recalls his past experience, and can indeed find a lot of clues to prove that Hu Bu is extraordinary, but he feels that this matter has little to do with him, and since his sister-in-law's revenge has been avenged, he doesn't think about it anymore.

Now I hear about this person... , This donkey said that he was a subordinate of the mountain king, and Thirteen Lang couldn't help but be surprised, and his expression became solemn.

The gray donkey with a blue nose and swollen nose noticed his Shenqian, and his heart would be wrong, and he hurriedly said: "You know it's amazing, why don't you release me quickly, apologize and admit your mistake!"

Being beaten into a pile of gǒu, and even the brain was trampled underfoot, judging from the appearance, it should be regarded as an insult: if you want to uphold the integrity of the mountain king's disciples, the donkey should be brave and unyielding, and the donkey has a large number, and he has already thrown that oath aside and decided not to bother with the thirteen langs.

"Speaking of which, you are still the younger brother of the next door of this seat: this seat is wide and divided, and you are young and ignorant, and the so-called ignorant ones are not to blame,..."

Finding that the thirteenth cook was lifting his feet, the donkey's voice became more and more proud, and said: "As long as you answer all my questions honestly, then be honest...",

"Smack!"

A loud slap was slapped on his face, and the donkey's unspoken words were slapped back into his stomach, and a donkey's face was momentarily stunned, like a fossil of an ancient god donkey.

"We, you answer. ”

Shisanlang looked at him gently, and said in a calm voice: "Since you are the same door as the tiger sister-in-law, I will not be difficult for you: but you should not be difficult for me, otherwise I will beat you." ”

Only... You say you say, this seat... Next... I must know everything, I must know everything......"

Animals are much more sensitive and intelligent than humans: Feeling the strong determination hidden under Thirteen Lang's calm face, the donkey instantly forgot about the good qualities of the donkey and said, "But there is one thing that you really can't say if you want to ask Shanjun about it. ”

"Oh?"

Looking at him with a greedy and fearful but unwavering expression, Thirteen Lang wondered: "What can't you say?"

"As soon as I say it, I will sǐ, sǐ miserable. Besides, I know very little, and ......",

"And what?"

The donkey wept and replied honestly, "And.... With your current cultivation, knowing those things will not be any good. ”

Thirteen Lang lowered his head and thought about it, agreed with his opinion, and said, "Okay, I won't ask you about Shanjun, can you start?"

"Huh?"

Puzzled by the spirit of the Thirteen Lang's people, the donkey paused for a moment before nodding and saying, "It's okay, it's okay, please speak." ”

Thirteen Lang nodded and asked, "Weishenme chasing me?"

When he mentioned this donkey, he immediately hung his head and replied in a sigh: "I sold the phoenix perch, and I left a mark on it: after you bought it, I felt that there was a treasure fluctuation, so the ghost ",..."

Thirteen Lang asked curiously, "Can you read treasures?"

The donkey replied shyly: "Not really, but I am a stupid god bloodline, and I am relatively sensitive to things that have an ancient atmosphere." ”...,

Thirteen Lang was secretly happy in his heart, and said mockingly: "Soup God, is that a one-legged statue of you?"

The donkey was ashamed and angry, and retorted, "Uh... I'm going to grow up slowly...... Besides, is one leg good? ”

Thirteen Lang waved his hand to interrupt the donkey's obscenity and said, "You know me, is it because of Shanjun...... ,Forget this, I won't ask, you weishenme didn't expose me? ”

The donkey shook his head and said, "Actually, the first question does not involve the secret of the Mountain Monarch, and I can also tell you. Your sister-in-law is the thirty-seventh son of Shanjun's disciple, and since she was killed, she can enter the WTO; don't ask the reason, I don't know the mouth, because you are one of the parties, and all your fellow disciples have your portrait and description, so I can recognize it.

"As for exposing you, why do I want that group to do it? How can I say that we are also relatives, you avenged your junior sister, and the two of us are fine. ”

As he spoke, the donkey peeked at Thirteen Lang's face, trying to find a hint of emotion. The result disappointed him, and Thirteen Lang was not only not excited, but also a little mocking.

"How can you become human?"

“...... , this ......",

The question went straight to the deepest part, and the donkey secretly complained in his heart, and when he saw Thirteen Lang raise his fist, he hurriedly replied: "It's because of a transformation stone, which is in my stomach." ”

Thirteen Lang's hand fell, knocked on his head, and said, "What will you do without it?"

The donkey was frightened and begged, "Get out of it?" you mean spit it out! ,The body.,That's too ugly.。 We are relatives, you can't do this to me!"

Shisanlang ignored him and said, "It's been a break, can you still talk?"

"That's possible, this one...... Ahem, I am the bloodline of the ancient gods.... ”

Shisanlang stretched out his hand and said, "Spit it out." ”

"Please, it's ugly!"

"I counted to three. ”

"Don't, I'm on leave, I can't talk casually, I'll be caught and arrested......

“-1”

"Please, we are relatives, Yan Sheath is the same .......

"Two!"

"You are too much, anyway, I am also your brother, and the thirty-seventh son will call me senior brother when he sees me, you ......"

"Three!"

"You... , I vomit, I vomit still can't ... , woo ",..."

The donkey cried bitterly, and the remorse of the heart towel reached the level of worrying his heart and lungs; the sycamore wood itself had no value, so he came up with such a trick to hunt for treasure in disguise: as a result, the treasure was not fished out, not to mention, even the blood and the old book were lost, where is the chagrin can be described.

In the face of Thirteen Lang's "obscenity. The donkey knows more than Zong Ming: he clearly feels how strong the seemingly gentle young man in front of him is, and how vicious and ruthless, he feels that as long as there is one thing that cannot satisfy the other party, what awaits him must be the most cruel torture in the world.

"This guy is too ruthless, but his strength is not very good... The strength is actually not bad......",

Thinking back to the previous Thirteen Lang heavy blows, the donkey felt that Thirteen Lang was really worthy of his name, not only his appearance was thirteen, his personality was thirteen, and he even fought at thirteen points.

The situation was not up to anyone, the donkey was very wise not to mention any of the face and dignity of the gods, his big mouth opened, as if he was constipated, and then he sprayed hard, spitting out a brilliant diamond-shaped crystal Xiu.

Toast: When the crystal rested, Shisanlang stood sideways behind the donkey's hand, and the action of his right palm sticking to the back of his head made the donkey really slander, secretly thinking that this guy is not only vicious, but also has a timid heart, which is really not taken by the big husband. ...,

There are too many special things about Jingxiu, except that the shape is difficult to discern in the brilliance, and even the fluctuations are very slight.

Jusanro took a closer look, confirmed that there was no danger, waved it into his pocket, and confiscated it.

As Jing Xiu left the donkey's body, his Xiu form changed again, the front ends of his arms were closed and the back half swelled, and his already fists quickly formed two donkey hooves: at the same time, his head became longer and larger, his neck also stretched and thickened, and his ears seemed to be torn apart, and in a blink of an eye, they became fluffy donkey ears.

The surrounding earth and stones rumbled and gradually formed a bulge: needless to say, the lower half of the donkey's body was also changing, becoming a well-deserved donkey.

After receiving the most dependent thing of the donkey, Thirteen Lang was greatly relieved, and he didn't have the heart to appreciate the wonder of people turning into donkeys, and lightly ordered: "Come out, don't bury it anymore." ”

"Uh" ,..."

With permission, the gray donkey finally had a chance to be freed: it opened its voice and leaped from the ground. Bursts of dust splashed around, and within a few feet there was confusion, and the vision was blurred.

"Bring more, bring more, splash you. Even if the egg hits the stone, it will rub the yolk all over you!"

When he came back to his senses, he scolded again and again, thinking that this seat is the blood of the god of love, and how can he use eggs to describe himself, it is really worthless and unwise, and it is extremely humiliating.

Pity him for completing his transformation in the embrace of the earth, he was squeezed into an empty heart, and there was no place in his body that did not hurt: the gray hair was stained with countless mud and sand, and there were earthworms and ants, and everyone who could no longer see the appearance of the donkey's divine steed was extremely embarrassed. Now you can only rely on this means to take revenge, which can be described as a hero's end, how can it be described as sad.

As soon as he shook and cleaned up his body, the gray donkey peeked at Thirteen Lang's expression, and found that he had no intention of anger, and he felt a little proud and a little worried.

"This guy is too cunning, he won't retaliate afterwards, right? Hey, hey, his fists are so hard, he's not human. ”

In a hurry, I suddenly heard Thirteen Lang ask, "When you come, can someone have the same party?"

The gray donkey was stunned for a moment, and his mouth opened and closed very neatly, and he replied suspiciously: "No! That catty)

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go. ”

Thirteen Lang didn't bother to listen to his ramblings, turned around and stepped on Feixi, and went straight in the direction of the canyon.

The gray donkey was frightened, and hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Oh, where are you going, don't go! What should I do if you leave?"

Thirteen Lang didn't look back, and said lightly: "You can go wherever you want, can't I let you go?"

"What do you mean to let me go!"

The gray donkey was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and wailed and said, "You have taken away the Shixing Stone, can this be called to let me go? Without it, I can't move an inch!"

"You're not a human being in the first place, why do you have to mess around in the world, and you just have to go back to the mountains. ”

"I... , No, the mountain monarch has entered the WTO, and he needs... , that can "be that: oops, I can't go back anyway, or you will return the stone to me......"

Thirteen Lang smiled coldly, his speed became faster and faster, and said: "It's funny, you don't have good intentions to get my treasure, if I don't kill you, it's a haode, and you can't charge some interest?"

"You're right!"

The gray donkey stepped into the air with four hooves, and went hand in hand with Thirteen Lang, and said solemnly: "Since this is the case, this seat has decided to follow you." ”

"What are you doing with me? I don't care. ”

The gray donkey didn't mind, shook his head again and again and said: "You are the younger brother of my junior sister's husband, that is, my younger brother: there is a way that the rivers and lakes are sinister, as an elder brother, how can I let you... What are you doing?"

"Don't you do it, since you want to follow me, of course you have to work. ”

Thirteen Lang flashed to the back of the gray donkey, sat sideways, and replied as a matter of course: "Don't worry, as long as you are willing to work, I will still take care of the food." ”

"But... But you're too heavy!" cried the gray donkey in grief.

"Haven't you heard that donkeys are heavy or light?" replied Thirteen Lang lightly.

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