The 354th marriage testimony

Hua Xian snorted and said, "Husband, people can't wait! How long have you been waiting! I want to go into a new house with you now!"

Baoxian said: "If there are guests, why do you have to have a meal, and people can also witness the marriage of the two of us!"

The baby pondered for a while, and sneered: "The flower demon has a husband, how can she remember the guests? Since you don't want to wait, my husband and I are gone! What do you want the witnesses to do?"

Hua Xian snorted and said: "Sister Baby, don't be angry, the witnesses want it; www.biquge.info I am upright when I marry Baoxian, and I will never let people talk nonsense!"

Baby asked, "Aren't you in a hurry to enter the new house?"

Huaxian said: "Don't worry, we have to finish eating, and the baby sister and brother-in-law will testify before we can enter the new house." ”

Baoxian said: "It's decided, come on!"

Twenty fairies floated through a small door, and one of them asked, "Master, what do you command?"

"Put the heavenly fairy fruits and birds delicious, and bring them up to read and enjoy. ”

"Yes!" the leader floated through the small door with twenty fairies.

The baby asked suspiciously, "Where do these fairies come from?"

Bao Xian introduced: "It is impossible for a real fairy to be a servant; ”

The baby exclaimed: "At the beginning, I was still angry that the crocodile head became a palace maid, and I could become so many palace maids, why would I marry a daughter-in-law?"

The flower fairy said, "Me too. And I said, "Do you want to dance with the maid?"

The baby looked at Baoxian and asked, "How did you get so many diamonds back on your ship?"

Bao Xian introduced: "Diamonds are only available in volcanic areas far away, so I will go and use the immortal method to collect and copy them in large quantities." ”

The baby shouted happily: "Crocodile, our ship can also be embedded with diamonds." ”

The crocodile man asked, "Why?"

According to the introduction of Bao Xian: "The diamond can be copied by magic, you can copy it with magic according to the diamond above, no, it's okay!"

Baoxian also said: "Of course you can, after copying, it will be exactly the same." ”

The crocodile man said: "If I want to innovate, I can only copy diamonds, not the cabin mode." ”

The leading fairy with twenty fairies, serving the plate with both hands, the fairy fruit in one hand, and the delicious birds in the other. The leading fairy asked, "Master, do you want to read and enjoy it, or do you want to eat it on the table?"

Bao Xian glanced at the baby and the crocodile man and asked, "How do you eat?"

The crocodile man scrambled for advice and asked, "How to use it?"

The baby said, "Flower demon, you are the master, how to arrange it, how to use it?"

Hua Xian looked at Bao Xian: "Husband, there are guests, it's still civilized to serve at the table!"

Bao Xian said to the leading fairy, "Serve the table and dine." ”

The leading fairy shouted loudly: "The master wants to serve the table for dinner——! After speaking, she lifted out a table of eight immortals from the small door, equipped with a chair of eight immortals, and filled the table with fairy fruits and birds in her hands.

Bao Xian beckoned the baby and the crocodile man to take their seats and said:

"The birds are all delicious and delicious from the sky. However, the rarest of the fruits are the fairy fruits, which are said to prolong life when eaten. However, we are all immortals, and we can live forever without eating fairy fruits, but the flower fairy has not yet obtained the true immortal, and will be controlled by the underworld, so let her eat more, it doesn't matter if we eat it or not. ”

The baby was sullen: "Your fairy fruit is on the table, and you are reluctant to give it to the guests, why don't you put it away? The flower fairy can enjoy it as much as she wants;

We have the crocodile head on the ship, we should go, it's awkward here!"

Hua Xian's face was apologetic: "My husband doesn't know how to greet people, don't be surprised." Sister baby, you won't be so stingy? Actually, there are a lot of fairy fruit kitchens, and there are still after eating, who said you can't eat them?"

Hua Xian took a bunch of nameless fairy fruits and handed them to the baby, and the baby pushed them with his hand and said, "I am an immortal, so I don't need to eat fairy fruits." This immortal fruit doesn't even have a name, it's also called an immortal fruit?"

Bao Xian knew that the baby was angry, and said: "Take it! I can't find anyone to laugh, I didn't expect you to be angry! The fairy fruit is easy to find, it is the harvest season, and as soon as you search for it, you will fly here!"

When the baby heard it, it also made sense, maybe the blame fairy could not express words, took the fairy fruit, dragged one down to the crocodile-headed man, picked one himself, opened his mouth to bite, and the nameless fairy fruit rolled into his mouth;

The baby coughed hard enough before he eased up, and asked, "What kind of fairy fruit is this, and I haven't eaten it yet, and I have gone into my mouth?"

Bao Xian said: "This is the reason why I didn't want to give it to you just now, eating one will get stuck in my throat, and I don't know how this kind of fruit grows on the tree?"

Hua Xian was very curious and asked, "Husband, why don't you give this fairy fruit a name?"

Baoxian said: "I haven't read a book, I can't read and break words, how can I choose a name?"

The baby wondered: "Could these fairy fruits be something that has changed, and the ordinary fairy fruits will not move;

The crocodile-headed man looked at the fairy fruit in his hand and said, "Wife, I won't eat this fruit." ”

The baby asked, "Bao Xian, can you open the fairy fruit and take a look?"

Bao Xian said: "If you want to open it, open it, and there is fruit inside!"

The crocodile-headed man peeled the skin with his hand, and a round bead came out of the fairy fruit, dropped it on the table and bounced it a few times, turned into a small person, and stood up with his legs stretched, and startled the crocodile man and the baby; the crocodile man asked:

"Bao Xian, there are really people in the fairy fruit. My wife just ate one, what will happen?"

Bao Xian replied, "I don't know. Originally, I hadn't eaten it, but I used the fairy method to search for it, so I didn't have a name, so I called it a nameless fairy fruit. ”

The baby pondered for a while and said, "The fairy fruit has become a fairy fruit person, it should be able to speak, don't you know if you ask?"

Hua Xian was very curious and asked, "Little Fairy Fruit Man, can you speak?"

The little fairy fruit man's mouth moved: "Chirping" said that he couldn't understand anything.

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, the little fairy fruit man jumped into the baby's hand, the baby raised his eyes and looked carefully, and asked, "Little fairy fruit man, I just ate a little fairy fruit man, what will happen?"

The little fairy fruit man compares with his hands and lets the baby listen with his ears.

Baby put the little fairy fruit man in his ear and asked, "Tell me about it?"

The little fairy fruit man said: "You just ate a little boy, and you will give birth to a little boy!"

Baby: "Did you say I'm pregnant?"

The little fairy fruit man smiled obediently and said, "Congratulations, you're going to be a mother!"

The baby asked, "What happens if the crocodile eats it?"

The little fairy fruit man said: "It's better not to eat it, men won't give birth to children, and if you eat it, you will get pregnant, and if you can't give birth, you will die." ”

"There are still a lot of immortal fruits here, will they come out like you?"

"No, it won't. ”

"Why?"

"The immortal fruit must be dipped in immortal qi in order to be activated. ”

"You mean that you can only come out if you are stained with our immortal energy. ”

The little fairy fruit man nodded: "You and the crocodile man are both immortals, and I was activated when I touched the crocodile-headed man's immortal qi." ”

Hua Xian asked curiously: "Can the immortal fruit be activated if it is stained with my immortal qi?"

The little fairy fruit man pointed with his finger, meaning that he had to face his ears in order to hear what the little fairy fruit man said.

The baby stretched out, and the flower fairy stretched out his hand, and the little fairy fruit man jumped into the hand of the flower fairy, and the flower fairy asked in the ear, "You say?"

The little fairy fruit man smiled and said, "You are not an immortal, you are a goblin, and you can't activate the fairy fruit." ”

When the flower fairy heard this, she glared and scolded: "You are the goblin! I don't want you anymore!"

The little fairy fruit man flicked his legs and flew to Bao Xian's ear, stood on his shoulder and said, "Do you want to marry a goblin? She will give you a lot of goblins." ”

Bao Xian was upset: "I know, I am an immortal! I married her, and I have been following me for a long time, and I can slowly cultivate into a true immortal." Or, if you let her eat it, she will become a fairy!"

The little fairy fruit man said, "If she eats me, she will not become an immortal, she will still be a fairy, but she will conceive and give birth to a little fairy for you." ”

"I don't want you to help us! ”

"An immortal and a goblin, there will be no children, wait and see!"

"You're so annoying, I don't like you!"

"Oh! I'm leaving! The little fairy fruit man flicked his leg and flew on the baby's shoulder, and said to his ear: "I like you! Take me away! If you can't get pregnant after eating the fairy fruit, eat me, and you'll be pregnant!"

The baby frowned and said, "Crocodile, how many years have we been married, and we don't even have children, why is that?"

The crocodile man said, "I don't know;

Listen to the little fairy fruit man say: "We really need a child! Or it doesn't look like a home!"

Hua Xian said: "Tonight's dinner, I was very angry, how could I make such a small thing, it's really annoying! Husband, we are going to enter a new house!"

Baoxian looked out the window of the boat, pondered for a while, and said, "Since it's dark, let's ask the crocodile and the baby to marry us!"

Hua Xian sighed and said, "Baby sister and brother-in-law, please testify for us." ”

The crocodile man said: "Writing a poem can deal with a poem, but testimony will not." ”

The baby thought about the shining dragon and phoenix bed and said, "It seems that the flower demon can't wait again;

Bao Xian was looking forward to it and said, "You do it!"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Tonight is a big day for the flower demon and the treasure fairy. ”

The flower fairy was disgusted: "Tonight, it's a big day, you can't call the flower demon." ”

The little fairy fruit man shouted loudly: "It's originally a flower demon! Why isn't it called a flower demon?"

Hua Xian waved his hand and shouted loudly: "Go, go, don't talk, okay?"

The baby said: "Don't interrupt again, you will distract from the marriage testimony, and you won't be able to think of it." ”

The flower fairy looked at the little fairy fruit man, waved his hand to stop it, looked at the baby and said, "You testify, we don't speak!"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Tonight is the great day of the flower fairy and the treasure fairy, I and the crocodile man witness, let you form a hundred years of good union, forever with one heart, forever keep ten thousand years! and make a poem, crocodile, you can do it! After the work is finished, send it to the new house!"

The flower fairy said, "Don't bow down?"

The baby said, "Of course you have to bow down." ”

"How to worship?"

"If the sky is great, worship the sky first, and if the earth is great, worship the earth again. The National People's Congress will pay homage to the witnesses. ”

"Do you want to pay homage to the witness?"

"My husband and I are married for you, shouldn't you be grateful?"

"Yes, thank you!"

The crocodile man said, "Kneel down, I shout, you kowtow." ”

Baoxian said, "You haven't written a poem yet, first compose a poem, then worship, and then enter the new house after worshipping." ”

Baby praised: "Very reasonable! Husband, it's up to you!"

The crocodile-headed man pondered for a while and said: "First take a poem name, called "Wedding Song", listen well! The boat is used as a palace bed to make a room; the flower fairy and the fairy kneel on the palace; I only cherish the love of the late marriage, and worship the church before the new house." ”

The flower fairy shouted loudly: "Okay! Good poem! I just love to form a pair late, and worship the church before the new house." ”

Baoxian said: "There is still one sentence left, the husband and wife both enter the new house!"

Baby defended: "I testify, this sentence should be spoken by me, and both husband and wife enter the new house." ”

Hua Xian said: "Sister Baby, help me up, crocodile head help my husband, send us to bed, and you can leave!"

The baby helped the flower fairy, and the crocodile head hugged the treasure fairy, deliberately twisting and pinching and sent to bed.

The little fairy fruit man said, "I'm going to be in bed and see how they become husband and wife?"

Hua Xian stopped: "This is personal privacy, you can't look at it! Aren't you going to go with your baby sister?

The little fairy fruit man asked, "Is it good to be a husband and wife?"

Hua Xian said: "I don't know, I haven't been a husband and wife yet." ”

The baby said, "Little fairy fruit man, come with me, what do you think of people as husband and wife? You are not a little fool!"

Hua Xian and Bao Xian pulled the silk satin bead curtain and locked them on the bed; they only heard Bao Bao and the crocodile head flick their legs and fly out of the hatch; Hua Xian hugged Bao Xian tightly and said angrily: "Husband, I have been waiting for this moment for two or three years! I miss you so much!"

Bao Xian gently smoothed Hua Xian's hair with both hands, stared at Hua Xian's mouth with his eyes, touched the skin of his mouth with his hand and said, "Your mouth is very sweet, I like this mouth!"

The flower fairy sighed and said, "Husband, don't you like people?

Bao Xian said, "Yes, it smells of flowers, and I want to smell it." ”

Hua Xian said: "Today is the first wedding night of our two of us, let me love enough at one time, and when I think of it in the future, I will love you even more!"

Bao Xian showed gentle eyes: "Don't speak! let me kiss first!"

Hua Xian pushed Bao Xian's head with her hand: "No, that's not the case! Husband, why don't you......?

Bao Xian asked, "Why do you want to kiss first?"

Hua Xian said gently: "I don't know, I have to kiss before seeing people fall in love!"