Chapter 61: Grass Skirt and Belly!
"Wangwang~ Alas, the eldest lady is going to mess around again, I still remember that the steel hammer was broken like this. ”
"Wang Wang~ Who said it wasn't, but this time it's just an alien dog, no matter what it does. ”
"Wang Wang~ Besides, the eldest lady is the inheritance dog of our entire Qianshan, so what is there to panic about. ”
"Wang Wang~ yes, let's rest quickly, and we don't know what the eldest lady wants us to do. ”
"Wang~ Yes, let's go to sleep first. ”
Goudan and Tiezhu glanced at each other, smiled helplessly, and just wanted to lie on the ground to rest. And at this moment, the sound of "rustling" came from the grass not far away.
What kind of person?!!......!!!!!
Every dividing line has its pride -
"Xiaowei, take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather!" Wu Hao roared angrily, and rushed out with Wang Ran.
However, the next moment, Wu Hao felt that his right hand was pulled by a palm full of strength, and Wang Ran beside him was also the same. What is the situation? Wu Hao was a little puzzled.
Wait, why does this hand have a particularly familiar feeling, this full of flesh, that thick fingers, isn't this Lu Xiaowei's fat claws?!
Wu Hao was very puzzled, and just wanted to ask, Lu Xiaowei had already spoken,
"Boss, I have always been under your care, I will always be the dark shadow hiding in the deepest part of the team, I am a coward. ”
There was a lot of emotion in his tone, which made Wu Hao stunned for a moment, hey, Xiaowei, did you take the wrong medicine today? No, you didn't take the medicine. Are you sleepy?
Lu Xiaowei took a deep breath and closed his eyes, as if he was making some major decision.
After a moment, Lu Xiaowei opened his eyes and said slowly, "This time, I want to be really brave once, so, boss, this time I will be responsible for attracting the attention of these two demonic beasts, and then you will be responsible for going in and rescuing Wangcai!"
After speaking, Lu Xiaowei looked at Wu Hao with two bright eyes, and his spirit was very different from before, as if he had changed as a person.
Wu Hao was stunned for a while, then looked at Lu Xiaowei with great satisfaction and nodded.
"Xiaowei, I have seen your courage and your changes. But the two demonic beasts in front of me are silver-level, even me and Xiaoyuan are very dangerous, and you are just an ordinary human being, if you are not careful, it is ......"
Looking at Lu Xiaowei, Wu Hao said that his courage was commendable, but if his strength was not good, he would be sent to death. After all, you still have life-saving hole cards, but you don't.
Lu Xiaowei swallowed his saliva, and the squirming at the Adam's apple could see his trace of panic, but he patted his chest and continued,
"No, no, boss, my advantage is not force, intelligence is where I crush everything. ”
After speaking, Lu Xiaowei flicked the bangs before his forehead, shook his head in a chic manner, and gave everyone a confident look.
Wu Hao looked at Lu Xiaowei speechlessly, obviously your strength and IQ are hard injuries, okay, it is not right to deceive yourself like this. However, Wu Hao didn't say much, he wanted to affirm Lu Xiaowei's courage.
"Then, this witty boy, what are you going to do?" Wu Hao was a little curious, what method Lu Xiaowei wanted to use to attract these two demonic beasts.
"Hmph, let me show you my gorgeous strength!" Lu Xiaowei shook his head again, leaving everyone with a mysterious back.
Afterwards, I saw Lu Xiaowei picking some branches and flowers everywhere.
As if there was enough, I saw him sitting on the ground again, his hands moving rapidly, as if he were making something.
"Dangdang! It's done!" Soon, Lu Xiaowei turned around and excitedly raised the items in his hand, "998, 998, handmade, now it's only 998!998, you can't buy it and suffer a loss!998, you can't buy it! Take a look, take a look!"
I saw that Lu Xiaowei's hand seemed to be a skirt, neither long nor short, made of branches and blades of grass, and dotted with some flowers on it to add a touch of brilliance.
Wu Hao was a little confused, he didn't expect Lu Xiaowei's method to be a grass skirt. Wait, husk!?This girl doesn't want to jump the hula!?
The black lines on his head slowly swept over Wu Hao's forehead, how can you understand this kind of thing and monsters! You don't just want to tease!
"Xiaowei, in fact, I think it's good, this grass skirt is good. Wu Hao first gave Lu Xiaowei a date, but when Wu Hao wanted to give Lu Xiaowei a stick......
"Hahaha, I'll just say, my idea cliff is good, it's 6! Look at me and show my might!" Saying that, Lu Xiaowei proudly put on his high-end handmade grass skirt that only costs 998, and walked towards the cave without looking back-
I'm the younger brother of the dividing line above—
"窸窸窣窣~窸窸窣窣~"
The sound of the grass is getting louder and louder, and the dogs and iron pillars are also more cautious.
"Bang~Shakaraka~Bang~Shakaraka~"
Suddenly, Dog Dan and Tie Zhu saw an obese figure suddenly emerge from the grass, it was Lu Xiaowei who was talented.
I saw that Lu Xiaowei first put his hands on the side of his hips, lifted one side of his hips, and then lifted his hips, swinging his waist sharply from side to side, and the fat of the entire buttocks trembled happily.
At the same time, Lu Xiaowei's right arm was raised parallel to his shoulder, bent at a 90-degree angle from the elbow joint, while his left arm was raised at the same height, supporting the elbow of his right arm, and swinging his fat body back and forth with his shoulder.
The overall action is still very standard, but Lu Xiaowei is a fat man, can you imagine a bloated fat man shaking the fat of his whole body, looking at you with a smile on his face, and his mouth has his own accompaniment song.
Wu Hao said that he couldn't imagine it, but at this moment he saw it, and the picture was so beautiful that he couldn't look at it directly!
And the two monsters, the dog and the iron pillar, were confused, what was the situation? What was this human doing? Why did he sway his body, why did he still look at the two of him with a smile on his face, was it a plot against us?!
"Come on~Come on~" Like a girl at the gate of a brothel, Lu Xiaowei showed a smile that he thought was charming while swinging his body, and stretched out his fat hand to the dog and the iron pillar quite coquettishly, scratching his head and making a gesture there, his eyes full of spring.
"Gott~"
Wu Hao couldn't stand it, he felt that the spicy strip he ate in his stomach yesterday was about to make Lu Xiaowei nauseous. And Mu Xinyuan and Wang Ran turned around and didn't want to continue to look down, Axi, who is this fat man, I don't know him!
Xiaowei, stop your behavior, don't hurt this world anymore, I'm afraid that if you continue, you won't be able to lure any of the monsters away, and your boss and I will die here.
And where does Lu Xiaowei know his lethality. When he saw that the dog and the iron pillar were still indifferent and confused, he was on fire, and he felt that there was a small universe in his body at this time, and it was still a burning kind.
Do you have to force me to make a big move!!!Lu Xiaowei lifted his shirt, revealing his entire abdominal muscles that had been cultivated to the extreme and had returned to the basics.
What is this human trying to do, is it possible to insult us? Dog Dan and Tie Zhu glanced at each other, with panic and a little expectation in their eyes.
And the answer is immediately revealed.
I saw that Lu Xiaowei first had an "8" chest - surrounding, and then there was a counterclockwise and clockwise horizontal round crotch alternating with each other, with a 360-degree horizontal rocker round crotch, and at the same time, Wu Hao's hands waved like waves, around the shoulders, shaking the shoulders, and the movements of the whole body carried the violent tumbling of his belly.
"! belly dance!" Wu Hao saw Lu Xiaowei's movements, and couldn't help but let out a low cry.
Nima, Lu Xiaowei, when did you still have these skills? You actually kept hiding them? Don't you know that when I first crossed over, it was quite lonely, lonely and cold? You dare not take out this thing to make me happy? Although you dance very disgustingly, I am not a picky eater, okay?
"Wang~Dogan, this human is really amazing! his belly can actually dance!" Dogan said excitedly to the iron pillar by the way.
After saying that, Goudan was also very interested in trying it himself.
I saw a huge demonic beast standing up, fiddling with its posture in the same coquettish, roughly imitating Lu Xiaowei's movements, which was very funny.
"Wangwang~ Dogdan, I can't do it, alas, what should I do, what should I do, Dogdan, Dogdan?" Tie Zhu, who was disappointed by the failure of imitation, wanted to seek comfort from the dogan next to him, but did not get a response.
Puzzled, it turned its head and looked,, what the hell is this, is it to brighten the rhythm of my dog's eyes!
I saw the dog dancing in his own posture, the movements of Lu Xiaowei who studied in style, and there was a trend that the blue was better than the blue. Not only that, but because of the innate advantage of the huge body of the monster, the belly dance of the dog egg is even more graceful!
"Wangwang~ Dogdan, how powerful are you, I want to learn, I want to learn!" Tie Zhu jumped to Goudan's side with an excited face.
And the dog Dan was calm, saying that he only understood a little, but the smug look on his face was not shy at all.
"Wangwang~ Dogdan, you are not enough brother, and I am still hiding?" Tie Zhu was unhappy, and pulled Dogan to the side, "You and I come here, I have something I want to talk to you about." ”
Hey, hey, what are you doing, I haven't brought you here yet, what are you doing over there, come back quickly! Lu Xiaowei watched the dog Dan pull Wangcai aside to play, and suddenly became unhappy, and said okay to be led away by me! Why did you go in the opposite direction!
And Wu Hao, who was hiding behind the grass on the side, watched the dog and the iron pillar leave the hole, and it was completely messy.
Assi, this is okay with meowing?!
ps: You are willing to throw money, I am willing to sell my body to offer you a belly dance.
What? You say steel pipes? Absolutely not, I'm clean!
What? You say the Golden League?, I'll jump, I'll jump the Silver League!