In a flash, the time came to the final exam of the second year of junior high school, and in the whole semester of the year, Gao Zijian didn't learn anything, because he didn't study at all, and he didn't prepare a cheat sheet during the exam.

Because he has always been very consistent in his performance, he has always been around this position. After the exam, several of them went to the army's house to play, it doesn't matter if the army arrives, the exam is good or bad, anyway, his grandmother gave him a parent-teacher conference, his parents are in the field, they don't care about him at all, and they can't care about him, so now he is the most relaxed person here.

Shi Bing's grades are not bad, in the middle and upper reaches, there is no need to worry too much, not to mention Chen Chao and Liu Shijie, their parents have long given up on their studies, and the parents' association has always come to take a picture and flash people, Chen Chao, Liu Shijie and Shi Bing and the army of four people play poker together, this guy is so happy.

Gao Zijian was the only one next to him who was depressed, he smoked a cigarette and said, "Hey, this exam is over again, what do you think this parent-teacher meeting should do?" If my mom knew that I was this bad result again, she would have to be anxious with me, damn it, it seems that she can't escape this time. ”

Shi Bing smiled and said, "Hehe, you deserve it, who told you not to study every day, I play all day like you, but let's listen carefully to the class, you are good, sleep all day in class, go out to play after class, and don't study when you go home, if you can get good grades in the exam, then you will simply get the same as you, who still reads the sage books." ”

Gao Zijian scolded, "You hurry up and move my potatoes, get the ball, I'm fucking upset, you don't say something to my buddy, and you actually fucking say cool things, you study well, you don't have to worry, if I can learn it, I don't learn, you don't know, I read the book, the mood is heavier than going to the grave, hey~ Forget it, asking you is equivalent to asking in vain." ”

Chen Chao said while playing poker, "Zijian, if you want me to say, if you don't tell your parents about the parent-teacher conference, it's over, if you don't go to the meeting, won't there be nothing." ”

Gao Zijian chuckled and said, "Heh, you think I want to tell them?" Even if I don't say it, I'm older than that old shrew, if I knew that no one in my family was going to give me a parent-teacher conference, I would have to call my parents in person, and then I would be even more miserable, my mother would have to break my leg with a stick, buddy, I'm still young, I don't want to be disabled so early. ”

Liu Shijie smiled and said, "Hey, Xiao Jianzi, look at what you said, after all, it's your own mother, as for it, but seriously, why is your family so strict?" The children are so old, what do you care, you almost get a quilt. ”

Gao Zijian said helplessly, "No way, my family has always been like this, I have lived in this kind of disciplined family since I was a child, you don't know what it feels like, my mother is a very good-looking person, the children of my relatives, one by one study are good, just me the last, do you say she can not get angry, hey, this is also to blame me, I have never given my family a long face, it is a shame." ”

Liu Shijie glanced at him and said, "Fuck, I'll tell you the truth, you can become like this if your family is so strict?" That's not easy, if it's not strict, I guess you can't tell what it's like? ”

As soon as Gao Zijian heard that he was burying himself, and his feelings were going back and forth to say that he was not good, he pouted and said, "Pull you down, if I hadn't followed a few of you, I would have been rated as a good student." ”

Chen Chao looked at him and said, "What? Still a good student? As for you, you don't look in the mirror to see what kind of virtue you have, what kind of fight did you say did you get involved in the school fight? Your kid is full of bad moves, and if you really want to judge, you're also the worst student. As soon as he finished speaking, all four of them were happy.

Gao Zijian was not in the mood to tease them, and said seriously, "Hey, brother, let's stop making trouble, what about I am serious?" Whoever gave me a way, at least let me mess with this parent-teacher conference, I don't want to see my mother's hostile face to me again. ”

Dajun said casually, "You said that this is also, what kind of parent-teacher meeting does the school have nothing to do, if you want to say that this is a parent-teacher meeting, you don't necessarily have to go to your own parents, if you can find a relative to help you open it, your class elder Yu will not be able to call your home, I am afraid that this relative will say that he will leak his mouth, and then tell your parents that it will be over." ”

Gao Zijian pondered his words for a moment, his head turned, and there was a way at that time, he said excitedly, "Oh, my army, you still have a IQ?" I didn't see it, I've got a few brothers, I've figured out a way, I'm sure I'll be able to solve the problem, this time, don't be afraid. ”

All four of them looked at him and asked in unison, "What's the solution?" ”

Gao Zijian smiled and said, "I can't tell you yet, you just wait for the result the day after tomorrow, haha." ”

Early the next morning, Gao Zijian didn't even eat breakfast, so he went to the labor market, which was full of temporary hired workers, turners, fitters, riveters, and so on, and the purpose of his visit was not to find them to work, but for his parents' meeting.

Yesterday, as soon as he heard the army say that he was looking for relatives to hold a parent-teacher meeting, he thought of a clever plan, how unsafe it is to find relatives, in case his parents know how bad, he plans to go to the labor market to hire a 40-year-old man to pretend to be his uncle to hold a parent-teacher meeting for him, you say that this kid thinks of this, it is also absolute, ordinary people really can't think of it, Lao Yu can't think of it, who can know that this parent-teacher meeting will also hire someone to come, it is estimated that this Gao Zijian is also the first person in history.

Gao Zijian took a turn in the market, most of them are relatively young, more in their 30s, which is not suitable for being a parent, he walked slowly, at this time in a corner, there was a man in his 40s who caught his attention, this man looks quite honest on the outside, there is a small sign in front of it, and there are two words written on it, 'Ligong'. At last he saw one that he was more satisfied with, and he thought, 'All right, this is him.' ’

Gao Zijian walked over and asked, "Uncle, I want to find you for a job, do you want to do it?" ”

The middle-aged man saw that he was a student, and asked casually, "What kind of work, young man, I am just a hard worker, smashing a wall, and moving things is no problem." ”

Gao Zijian said, "No, no, what kind of wall are you smashing, how troublesome is that, let me ask you something, uncle, how much money do you usually give you for a job?" ”

The middle-aged man said, "What kind of work do you have to share, if you are tired, it will be up to 50 at a time, and the light work will be 2.30 yuan, which is not expensive, and I am the lowest in this labor market." "At that time, laborers didn't make much money, unlike now, when they are paid hundreds of dollars a day.

Gao Zijian smiled and said, "Look, uncle, I have a job here, you don't have to do anything, you can just sit and listen to people, and the time is about half an hour." ”

The middle-aged man was made of sewage, how can there be such a good thing in this world, if you don't work, you will get money, how can there be this job in the world except for officials, he pondered, and said casually, "No, you don't study well at this young age, what kind of pyramid scheme are you doing here?" Let me tell you, you are breaking the law, do you know it, quit quickly, I see that you are still a student, don't go the wrong way. ”

Gao Zijian nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I will retreat, I will retreat......" but immediately reacted and said, "I'll quit anything, not uncle, I'm not engaged in pyramid schemes, what do you think, I'm still a junior high school student, can I do that." ”

The middle-aged man asked, "Then since you are not a pyramid scheme, why are you still talking nonsense?" What's the good thing, you can get money without working? ”

Gao Zijian smiled and said simply, "That's the kind of uncle, our school is going to have a parent-teacher conference, I'm... My grades are too bad this time, so I don't have the face to ask my parents to hold a parent-teacher conference for me, so I want to find an adult to replace it temporarily, so you go to sit and listen to our teachers for a while and it's over, I don't have more money, I'll give you ten yuan, what do you think? ”

When the middle-aged man heard this, he understood this time, and his feelings were to let him pretend to be his relatives to give him a parent-teacher conference, and he said casually, "In this way, you children, you can really toss around, yes, it's nothing to have a parent-teacher conference, anyway, sometimes I don't live, I'll go and open it for you once, then let's say okay, just ten yuan?" ”

Gao Zijian said, "Yes, it's just ten yuan, and I'll delay you for half an hour." ”

The middle-aged man said, "When are I going to drive it for you?" ”

Gao Zijian said, "Tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon, you come to the gate of Xinyang Middle School, I'll wait for you, okay uncle?" ”

The middle-aged man said, "Well, I'll be on time tomorrow, then let's talk about it, don't fool me when the time comes." ”

Gao Zijian smiled and said, "How can you uncle, don't worry, I'm still worried that you won't come, okay, then I'll go, tomorrow at four o'clock, Xinyang Middle School." After speaking, he turned around and left the labor market, this time the big stone in his heart could be regarded as landing, and finally he didn't have to worry about the parent-teacher conference.

On the day of the parent-teacher conference, the five of them all ran to the school gate, not to come to school, but to see Gao Zijian's so-called best stunt to completely solve the parent-teacher conference.

Chen Chao said, "Zijian, what are you thinking of, what are you still hiding, hurry up and talk about it." ”

Gao Zijian smiled and was silent, Liu Shijie said, "Hey little key, you don't want to tell us the fuck, you go and hold a parent-teacher conference for yourself, right?" ”

Gao Zijian said, ", you idiot? Even if I want to, then Lao Yu won't do it,. ”

Shi Bing looked at him and said, "I dare to say, you kid must have thought of something bad again, it's not a good thing to designate, just wait and watch the show." ”

After a while, the middle-aged man who worked appeared in the field, and Gao Zijian waved at him and shouted, "Uncle, uncle, this, this." ”

The middle-aged man came over and said, "This place is quite easy to find, so I'll go in now?" ”

Gao Zijian said, "Yes, you can go in now, the second floor of the teaching building inside, the seventh class of the second junior high school, these five yuan is a deposit, I will give you another five yuan after opening, remember uncle, after you go in, you will say that it is my uncle, my name is Gao Zijian, remember, but don't show your stuffing, if our teacher asks you anything, you can just perfunctory her a few words, but don't say anything else, our teacher has a lot of eyes." As he spoke, Gao Zijian handed him five yuan, the ten yuan, but Gao Zijian was almost a week's pocket money, and he felt distressed in his heart, but there was no way, in order to solve the problem, it could only be like this.

After the middle-aged man took the money, he said, "Don't worry, little friend, uncle, I have assigned it to you, so you can wait here with peace of mind." With that, the middle-aged man walked towards the school.

The conversation between the two people just now, the other four people were also listening to it, Chen Chao asked in disbelief, "Fuck, where the hell did you get this person?" What's going on? Why did you pay back the money? ”

Liu Shijie saw that he was a little bit of a door, he smiled and said, "Little key, you can, you can find someone to hold a parent-teacher conference instead of you, tell me quickly, where did this person come from?" ”

Dajun also said, "Zijian, isn't this person your relative?" ”

Shi Bingbai glanced at him and said, "It's not wrong to say that you are a paste in your head, you still need to give money to your relatives to hold a parent-teacher meeting?" ”

The army blinked and said, "It's also Ao, what's going on?" ”

Gao Zijian smiled and said, "How about the brothers? Yes, let me tell you, this person was found in the labor market, buddy, and I hired him for ten dollars, and I got it all done, and I don't have to worry about parent-teacher conferences again. ”

Chen Chao's face turned blue and said, "I... Damn, this is okay, even if you are ruthless, I am completely convinced. ”

Liu Shijie laughed and said, "Oh, my little key, you can really fix it, I can think of it, I admire your IQ so much, really, there is a way, it is so good." ”

It didn't take long for this matter to spread in their small circle, this guy is so hot, many people imitate him, as long as they are afraid that their parents will go to the parent-teacher conference, almost all of them will go to spend money to hire someone to hold a parent-teacher conference, and all of a sudden, this Gao Zijian has also become a 'savior' hero, this holiday passed quickly, in the blink of an eye, it was time for school again, this year was his last year of junior high school, the third year of junior high school.