The army leaned against the wall and said, "I said Ermao, this looks like it's almost over, what are you doing with that egg, isn't this all five days of military training, and it will be over after five more days, quickly, it's over in a flash." ”

Ermao scratched his face with his hand, and said with a painful expression, "Oh, I'll go, I'm almost exhausted to death in the past five days, not to mention another five days, who has any good way, give a way, little brother, I thank you first." ”

He Yang smiled and said, "It's not easy, just pretend to be sick, go to the infirmary to find an excuse, and then ask the school doctor to give you two days of sick leave." ”

Shi Bing shook his head and said, "This trick has long been outdated, it is estimated that the school doctor has been prepared, even if he can give leave, at most it is a day or two, and he wants to take five days off?" I've seen enough, no one is a fool, no one has a cold or fever, at most I can only say that I have diarrhea. ”

Ermao sighed and said, "Hey, heaven, earth, who will save my poor man, I don't want to be exposed to the sun anymore, my skin can't stand it, pity such a white and tender complexion." ”

Zhou Liang scolded, "I'm sorry, just your white and tender complexion? Don't tease us, okay, what kind of international jokes, you don't look at your own appearance, the long drop is like an African half-blood, and you can't find it in the coal pile, you are embarrassed to say your skin color, what kind of skin color are you? The whole thing is a briquette. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone else was amused, Ermao is relatively dark, which is similar to Gu Tianle's black, but it is a little more serious than him, but people deliberately change the color for personality, and he is born with his own color.

This made Ermao angry, pointing at Zhou Liang and scolding, "Fuck you, you're not as fucking as African-mixed, you bear look like a product created by the Eight-Nation Alliance." ”

Gao Zijian smiled and said to the two of them, "Okay brothers, don't quarrel, let me tell you Ermao, brother, I have a clever plan, but I don't know if you want to give it a try?" ”

As soon as Ermao heard that there was a way, his eyes lit up and he asked, "What's the way, as long as I can not train in the military, I am definitely willing, you have to do this for me, I promise to arrange for you to have lunch for two days, what?" The treatment is good, right? ”

Gao Zijian said funny, "Hehe, that's all a trivial matter, who is with whom our buddies, the main thing is that you are happy, look over there, do you see the brick underground?" As he spoke, he pointed to a square brick not far away.

Ermao asked a little puzzled, "See, what's wrong?" What does this brick have to do with our military training? Don't be useless with me, I'll tell you to be serious. ”

Shi Bing and Dajun were secretly happy next to them, and they knew that this Gao Zi Jian was about to make a bad move again.

Gao Zijian said with a serious face, "Nonsense, who is joking with you, bricks have nothing to do with our military training, but it has a lot to do with your leave or not military training, this is the most critical point, just rely on this brick." ”

Ermao asked stunned, "This.. What is this? I don't want military training, but what does this have to do with bricks? I don't understand, tell me about it? ”

Gao Zijian said with a wicked smile, "Do you still need to ask me, is it obvious, it's a simple matter, if you don't want to train in the military, I'll just use this brick to shine on your head, let alone five days, and keep you from going to school for two weeks." ”

Ermao pointed at Gao Zijian and scolded, "Gao Zijian, I will be your uncle, I don't need to say anything about it, I know it, this brick has to kill me?" I knew that you kid didn't have any good intentions, and I could see that you had no other abilities, and it was a top trick to come up with a bad idea. ”

Everyone else laughed next to him, and Shi Bing walked over and patted Ermao on the shoulder and said, "I said brother, forget it, it's still military training, don't play with your life for this little thing." ”

Ermao was completely speechless, pointed at them one by one, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you guys are really good...."

The others looked at each other and laughed again.

At this time, Liu Zhanbin brought more than a dozen people to this side, and Ermao saw him walking towards this side, and whispered, "Brother, that Liu Zhanbin is here." ”

Gao Zijian glanced at it and said casually, "Come on, come here, he'll come to him, what's the matter with us." ”

After Liu Zhanbin walked over, he looked at them left and right, and asked in an arrogant tone, "Hey, which class are you from?" ”

Shi Bing didn't answer, just stared at him, for this kind of person, Shi Bing has always ignored him, he didn't even bother to say a word to them, he didn't want to bite them at all.

The army said casually at this time, "Second class, what's wrong?" He wanted to see, what did this Liu Zhanbin want to do?

Liu Zhanbin ignored his words, turned his head to look at Gao Zijian and Ermao, and asked again, "How many of you?" Which class? ”

Gao Zijian took a puff of his cigarette, looked at him, didn't answer, and then turned his face to the other side.

Ermao smiled and said, "We are from Class 13, do you have anything wrong?" ”

Liu Zhanbin squinted his glasses and said, "Class thirteen? Lao Tzu is looking for the people of your thirteenth class, do you know where the two grandsons of Jiu Mengzhi and Nanyou are? ”

Zhou Liang interjected, "We really don't know about this, Jiu Mengzhi doesn't have anything to do with us, this Nanyou is not in the same class as us, and we don't know him at all." ”

Ermao also said, "Yes, a few of us are just smoking here, and we have nothing to do with them, how do we know the two of them." ”

Liu Zhanbin said with a smug face, ", it's so hard to ask something, aren't you in the same class as Jiu Mengzhi?" You see him tell him, and he says that last time it wasn't over yet, damn, this forced person to play hide and seek with me, right, thinking it would be fine in a few days? Is Lao Tzu really a fake? You remember what I said, and tell him the round square. ”

Ermao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll tell him when I see him later." ”

Liu Zhanbin shook his head and said, "Let's go, let's go back." With that, he turned and left with his men.

Shi Bing sneered and said, "Cut, fuck, you see, this forced him to pretend, I've never seen someone like this since I was so old, how fucking old are people, and you still play this game, if you just rely on your mouth to bluff people, then the world will be too peaceful a long time ago, and the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam will not happen?" Damn, what should I do. ”

Ermao said casually, "Bingzi, you are far away, why did you go to the Vietnam War, but then again, this school is such a big place, isn't it easy to find someone, besides, our senior students are all in the same building, and he doesn't know, this is deliberately pretending to show people,, let me tell Jiu Mengzhi, why don't you say it yourself, who cares about you." ”

The army said, "Pretend, I look down on people like him, it stinks, if you really have the ability, you can talk nonsense all day long, what kind of show." ”

Gao Zijian said, "Oh, that's it, let him pretend if he wants to, anyway, it didn't provoke us, a few brothers left, it's time to rest soon, it's time to go back to training." ”

Ermao scolded with a dejected face, "Fuck it, why is this break so fast, you have to endure it for a few more days." A few people staggered towards the playground.