Episode 435: Becoming Human Quickly
Fan Litian blamed himself angrily: "Just blame me, I will get it when I arrive, or let her run away! She is so beautiful! I don't know how many times more beautiful than the big star in the photo, and she can fly and hide in the white clouds; how can this be a big star baby! She is a fairy; Is she the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven? Fan Litian was puzzled, and dialed it with his hand, Fan Zimo's eyes moved, and a line of words appeared on the screen: "Baby, is the world's top big star." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Fan Litian asked, "What I said was the fairy just now?"
Fan Zi's magic eye popped up a line of words: "The fairy just now is the baby, and she is the world's top star." ”
"How can a baby star fly, and he can still be stealthy and hide in the white clouds. ”
"She's not only a big star, she's also a god, with a fairy body. ”
Fan Litian was overexcited, too excited, and said loudly: "I finally found the big star baby, and it's still a fairy, it's incredible." Her skin is fair, youthful and beautiful, and her body is world-class, unparalleled. She actually let me see it, and I want to catch her, no matter what it takes, I must catch her. Fan Zi's magic eye suddenly appeared baby, and smiled: "You don't have to spend so much money, as long as the company's confidential documents." ”
When Fan Litian saw the baby, he screamed: "I love you! Baby, you come out! I want to make love to you!"
The baby didn't squeak and disappeared into the picture.
Fan Litian waved his hand in a panic, and the magic turned on, searching for the big star baby in the sky. The magic bounces back in a circle. Fan Litian was excited and frustrated, she was in my room just now, she didn't wear anything, what a pity! I didn't expect her to be a big star baby, the idol in my heart, I hugged a photo and kissed every day, it was just a photo. Now it's a human being, a real human being, sitting on my bed and letting her run away! I'm so stupid!"
In the picture of Fan Zi's magic eye, a baby automatically appeared: "Do you want it? As long as you get confidential information, you don't have to look for me, I will take the initiative to send it to the door!"
Fan Litian couldn't wait for a second, but she was in the devil's eye, and she couldn't catch it, what should she do: "Speaking counts?"
"Of course it counts, I'm a big star baby, and talking doesn't count, it will affect my reputation. ”
"I'll get it for you, but I can't find you?"
"You don't need to look for it, you get it, I know, I will take the initiative to come. ”
"Are you really a big star baby?"
"Didn't your Demon Eye tell you?"
"You know all this?"
"Of course I do. ”
"Why don't you use magic to get it yourself?"
"Do you really want me to do this? Do you think I'm going to make out with you?"
Fan Litian gritted his teeth and said, "You don't have to say anything! I'll get it for you!"
The baby suddenly disappeared into the eyes of Fan Zimo. Fan Litian waved his hand, and Fan's magic eye disappeared.
With a wave of his hand, the MONOCLAD appeared, and Baby asked, "What time is it?"
The Devil-Eyed Man said, "Twelve thirty-two p.m." ”
The baby pondered for a while and said, "Go home for dinner first, and then go to Min Gufan's jurisdiction." The baby took the Magic Eye Man to the big demon room for a while, and shouted loudly: "Honghong, Dad is back, is there anything to eat?"
Honghong heard the sound, flew over with a fish and said, "Dad, I knew you were going to come back, so I left you a big fish." ”
The baby took the fish, tore it with his hands, and flew into his bedroom with the MONOCULUS.
Honghong followed closely and said, "Dad, Tongqing, this ghost girl won't come back yet, call Director Hua to ask." ”
As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed Xiaohong's satchel, took out his mobile phone from it, dialed and handed it to Honghong and said, "You tell Director Hua." Honghong took the phone, pointed it to her ear, and after a while, Director Hua's voice came: "Baby, is there something wrong?"
"I'm Honghong, Tongqing didn't come back last night, will I come back tonight?"
"I don't know the situation over there, wait for me to call and ask. ”
Honghong said: "Tongqing doesn't have a mobile phone. ”
"I can only call Xiao Zheng. ”
"You fight, as soon as there is news, tell me!"
"Honghong, don't you have a magic eye? why don't you use the magic eye to search, your father has it too, it's not much better than making a phone call. Xiao Zheng's family is a director, and he can only know about Tongqing's filming, and he doesn't know anything else;
"Forget it! I asked my dad to search. Hang up!" Honghong hung up the phone and said to the baby, "Dad, Director Hua asked you to use the magic eye to help me search." ”
The baby took the phone and put it in Xiaohong's satchel, and said to the magic eyer: "Search for Tongqing." ”
The MONOCLAD waved his hand, and a picture appeared in the air, and Tong Qing and the actor were making out in bed. When Honghong saw it, she scolded loudly: "This ghost girl, she has been making love all day long, it's really annoying." ”
Baby said, "Don't blame her. I searched it all last night. The Demon Eye Man said that Tongqing is reproducing at the peak and can't control himself, what's the use of you scolding?"
Honghong said: I also have the peak of reproduction, why am I not as greedy as her; endlessly! I am really angry! I really want to give her two big mouths!"
The baby said, "You have come here now, and you have forgotten that you were inseparable from the goldfish for fifty days, and it is difficult to give up the same." Your greed, who knows?"
"Dad, you know to protect Tongqing. She's like this, and you don't care?"
"Why don't I care? I can take care of it? She won't come home, what are you going to do?"
"Dad, I don't care, I'm going to search her back and teach her a lesson!" Honghong waved her hand, the magic turned on, and she searched smoothly, and after a while, Tongqing flew in from outside the door. Honghong scolded when she saw it: "Tongqing, you are too shameless, you make love with male actors all day long, and you can't make movies?"
"Mom, it was after the movie that I made love. I love being with him!"
Honghong glared and scolded: "You've only been out for a few days, and your wings are stiff? Don't let me care about anything? I'm your mother, if you don't obey, my mother will beat you!"
"You beat! You beat! If you beat me, I'll never get up! You're better now, aren't you? Don't you just make out with your boyfriend? Why make such a fuss? Who doesn't make love? Will there be offspring if you don't make love?"
"How did you talk to my mother?"
"I'll just say that, what's wrong? Are you beating? I'm afraid you'll be beaten? People are making movies so well, why are they searching for me? It's really annoying! I'm leaving, don't search again!"
Honghong was so angry that she was about to go crazy, and shouted: "It's the other way around, it's the other way around! Dad, why don't you speak? This ghost girl is angry with me!"
The baby said, "You all have to say less." Baby asked, "Tongqing, what are you shooting this morning?"
"Grandma, I just finished filming the sixth episode, after eating, I want to make out with my boyfriend, my mother is so annoying, so she searched for me!"
"Do you still shoot in the afternoon?"
"Shoot the seventh episode in the afternoon. I don't have time, I'm leaving!"
"Go ahead, shoot well, and strive to become popular overnight!"
"Okay, Grandma, that's what I thought. Tongqing waved his hand to his grandmother and flew away with his eyes.
Honghong was very unhappy in her heart, and cried loudly: "Dad, why don't you talk about her?
Tongqing is an adult and is responsible for her actions, in other words: you have escaped from Tongqing's custody and have no right to interfere with her personal privacy; if she doesn't quarrel with you, who will she quarrel with? You are her mother, can I not know? But the situation has changed; why can't you see it? Who says it now, will she listen? I have no choice but to support it!"
Honghong covered his face and sat on the bed and cried secretly. Goldfish flew into the baby bedroom with a large group of brothers and sisters, and the cabin was packed. Goldfish Er asked, "Dad, are you still the same person today?"
Baby looked at his siblings and said, "People will change when they come, go to the conference room! I'll be right here." ”
Goldfish II withdrew with his brothers and sisters, and sat down around the magic table, standing with nowhere to sit. The baby took Honghong into the conference room and sat down in the sky.
Goldfish Nine asked: "Goldfish Two, why are you called Baby Aunt Dad?"
Goldfish Two said: "I marry Ash and shout with Ash Ash." Aunt Baby told me to shout like this. ”
Goldfish Nine said, "Aunt Baby, I'm going to become a human." ”
The goldfish spirit flew to the side. As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed out a second note and said, "It's goldfish nine." ”
Goldfish Nine came to the baby and stood. The baby puts the note on the table, and the siblings hold it and pass it on. Baby asked, "Goldfish Nine, what kind of person do you want to become?"
Goldfish Nine thought about it and couldn't think of what kind of person he would become. The baby glanced at the pigeon and asked, "What is the husband in your heart, can you help Goldfish Nine design one?"
The pigeon and the pigeon said in a pigeon voice: "Goldfish Nine is very good like this, just change the goldfish tail, and it's fine." ”
Baby asked Goldfish Nine: "Can you accept the way Pigeon Mei designed for you?"
Goldfish Nine said: "I want to become a man of one meter and nine meters tall and a burly body." ”
Pigeon Pigeon Mei objected: "Why are you so tall? I'm so small, I'm not a good match." Aunt Baby, just help Goldfish Nine become one meter and five meters tall. ”
Goldfish Nine said angrily: "One meter five is a third-level cripple, I can't be so short." ”
Pigeon Gemei asked: "I am only one meter tall, and you are tall enough to be one meter five;
The baby pondered for a while and said, "Is this so? The pigeon and pigeon beauty become 1.5 meters, and the goldfish 9 becomes 1.6 meters, isn't it a match?"
The pigeon and the pigeon said in a pigeon voice: "Aunt Baby, just do as you say." ”
Goldfish Nine said: "I am not allowed to be 1.6 meters, and the shortest is 1.7 meters." ”
Goldfish Eleven shouted: "You will change the same? Such a large group of people are waiting, and if they do not change, they will be replaced!"
The baby said, "Don't say anything." Goldfish nine becomes one meter seven, and pigeon beauty becomes one meter five. ”
Goldfish Nine said, "Just like that, right?"
The baby asked, "Pigeon Pigeon Beauty, what do you think?" ”
Pigeon Gemei still has ideas in her heart, afraid that the people behind her will have opinions, and said: "Okay, one meter five is the size I like." Goldfish Nine can be as tall as they want. ”
The baby waved his magic: "Wow", the goldfish nine became one meter seven, and the pigeon was beautiful, and the pigeon became one meter five. Goldfish Nine covered his body with his hands, but the pigeon was beautiful but did not hide it. Goldfish Nine asked: "The pigeon is beautiful, why don't you cover it?"
Pigeon Pigeon Mei was disgusted: "What are you afraid of? Who doesn't hide it?"
Baby asked, "What do you two want?"
Pigeon Mei said, "I want a short skirt, right?"
"Where's Goldfish Nine?"
Goldfish Nine pondered for a while and said, "Two suits and two casual suits." “
The baby waved his hand, the goldfish nine put on a suit, and the pigeon and the beauty wore a super short skirt. When the goldfish nine saw the pigeon and the pigeon was exposed, he said loudly, "It's too short, isn't it?"
Pigeon Mei said: "The shorter the better, I like it." I want to take a look in the mirror. ”
The Monoclaw waved his hand, and a rectangular mirror stood straight in front of Pigeon and Goldfish Nine. The pigeon looked at it and said, "I like it." Aunt Baby, do you need to change your clothes?"
The baby chooses two sets of casual clothes, one suit to pack, and three super short skirt suits to pack and fly into the hands of pigeon beauty. Pigeon Pigeon Mei was very satisfied and said, "Thank you, Aunt Baby." ”
Goldfish Er said: "Dad, this is too slow, can you think of a way to get faster? ”
The baby pondered for a while and asked, "Raise your hand yet?"
The goldfish counted them and said, "No!"
Honghong said: "The brothers and sisters didn't arrive, maybe they didn't sign up?"
The baby thought for a moment and said, "Goldfish two, go out and shout." ”
Goldfish Two flew away, and immediately Goldfish Two shouted: "Brothers and sisters, Aunt Baby told you all to come to the conference room." ”
Everyone present heard it. Baby introduced: "I'm tired too. The people below are transformed by the MONOCULUS. ”
The MONOCULUS turned around, became tall and big, his eyes flashed green, and said, "I have become a human, different, all of them have changed together, I promise you to like it." ”
Goldfish II flew in, but no one brought it. Baby asked: "Goldfish two, bring me the note and take a look, how many registrations are there?"
Goldfish Er took out a note and handed it to the baby, and handed it to the Demon Eye, who scanned it with a green light and said, "None of the people who signed up came." There are only four people: blue-blue-green (male), purple purple plum (female), and goldfish twenty-eight
Goldfish twenty-nine (male). The Devil-Eyed Man said in a demonic voice, "Gentlemen and beauties, you are all ready, I will help you become human now." ”
The siblings looked at the MONOACME with questioning eyes. The MONOCLONE scanned everyone present with a green light and said, "I'll talk about it if I didn't come." Everything that hasn't changed has changed together. With a wave of his hand, a bright light appeared in the air, and the light flew into the eyes of the Monoclamus. The MONOCULUS asked, "What do you need to become, how tall are you, what clothes you wear, all in my eyes." Become human for you now. Please prepare your minds, gentlemen and beauties. “
With a wave of his hand, a picture appeared in the air, which automatically changed, and the set height, appearance, and figure appeared, and marked it with words, saying, "Everyone has seen it, and the picture is the style you want; ”
Goldfish Ten said: "The picture is too small to see clearly, I can't feel it; ”
The MONOCULUS said in a demonic voice, "It's clear if you wear it on your body." With a wave of his hand and a "whew", Goldfish Ten put on a beauty suit, looked in the mirror and said, "It's okay!" and shouted: "Lanlan, come and help me appreciate it?"
Lan Lan squeezed to Goldfish Ten's side, took a closer look and said, "It's good, it's good! “
Goldfish Ten said: "Aunt Baby is a woman, she is careful, and she wants to get better, but this is the unified change of the Demon Eye people, not to mention that everyone knows it." ”
Goldfish Fifteen also felt uncomfortable, and said loudly, "I want Aunt Baby to change." I only believe in Aunt Baby!"
Goldfish 2 stopped: "There are too many people, one by one, there is not so much time; ”
The baby pondered for a long time and said: "In this way, everyone changes together, and after the change, if there is a change that you are not satisfied with, you can also save a lot of time." ”
The brothers and sisters talked a lot and said everything. Baby said to the MONOCLASPEE, "Start changing." ”
The MONOCULUS waved his hand and "whew", and all the people present who had not become human became human beings, and put on the costumes designed by the MONOCULUS. “
Brothers and sisters are swarming to look in the mirror, you push and shove, messy mess.
The baby shouted: "Children, all line up, take pictures one by one." ”
No one listened, and it was still chaotic. With a wave of the baby's hand, the rectangular mirror vanished.
Brothers and sisters, you look at me, I look at you and ask, "Aunt Baby, where is the mirror?"
The baby was very angry and said loudly: "Let you line up and don't listen, a lot of people, how to take a look? If you want to look in the mirror, line up first, and I will change it for you." The brothers and sisters talked loudly, chattering crookedly to line up from the conference room to the door.
The baby waved his hand, and the rectangular mirror stood straight beside him. said: "Tongsheng, you are the first, you take the first picture." ”
Tongsheng walked over, looked in front of the mirror and said, Grandma. The height of the person is quite satisfied, but the person is too fat, and I don't like the color of the clothes. “