Section 28 Raid Inspections
A dozen people in suits burst into our company, they directly blocked the door of the company, gathered everyone for questioning, and countless people began to rummage through our desks and computers for thorough inspections!
A leader walked over and asked very arrogantly: "Which of you is the boss here, come out and speak!"
I happened to be in the company that day, and when I saw the inexplicable scene in front of me, I was surprised and walked out and replied, "I am, what is this situation, who are you?"
The leader said coldly: "What kind of person? We are from the Propaganda Department, and the city suspects that you are engaged in feudal and superstitious activities, so we have arranged for a surprise inspection of you today!"
I stretched out my hand and asked, "Okay, show me the search warrant you sent!"
The leader spread his hands and said coldly: "Joke, the city is going to conduct a surprise inspection, what search warrant is needed, you are the police!"
I sneered: "Just kidding, what are you doing here, you say check it, I warn you, if anyone dares to tamper with our company's customer information again, I will immediately call the police!"
The leader said fiercely to me: "You have a sick brain, right? We are all municipal units, you have a fart to call the police!"
I sneered and said, "You don't have to worry about this! Only regular police officers have the right to conduct door-to-door searches, so what can you do if you are from the Propaganda Department, please distinguish your own responsibilities! I also warn you, please see the target clearly when you come to make trouble, we are a company under the Witch Association, and there are many people who use the secret art of the Xuanmen in the company, aren't you afraid that you will have bad luck when you go back?"
As soon as I finished speaking, those guys in suits immediately stopped in fear and stood honestly behind the leader!
The leader pointed at me and said angrily: "You! You dare to blackmail our municipal workers, you are too bold!"
I turned to the dozen or so customers who were separated to the side, and asked them loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you are our company's valued customers, I believe you have browsed many cases on the website that we have answered before, including you yourself have also received some satisfactory answers! I want to ask you, is our yin and yang gossip superstitious feudal?"
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One of the uncles sneered: "Jokes, those tricks used to deceive people and pretend to be gods and ghosts are called feudal superstition! You don't know what yin and yang gossip is, if even this is called feudal superstition, why don't you go to raid the city temple and Taoist temple, they also have gossip and Buddhist superstitions! Taoists say that there is a Taishang Laojun to help each other, but is there a Taishang Laojun in this world? Buddhists say that there is a Buddha and Guanyin Daxian in the heavens, but are there gods in this world? If you want to say that this is feudal superstition, you have to check them first, because what they are talking about is really pretending to be a ghost!"
The leader scolded the customer's uncle: "Is it?
The uncle walked out of the crowd and sneered at the leader: "You, the leader of the Propaganda Department, are obviously not very competent, and you don't even know what the yin and yang gossip of the world is talking about, and you dare to bring people to conduct a surprise inspection! What is said here is all based on physiognomy and gossip, and some accurate speculations can be made in the future, and no one guarantees that it will be 100% accurate, and we are only here to take precautions and take precautions!"
The customer is naturally much better at speaking than the people of our company, and the leader is a little embarrassed and is ashamed to reply: "Someone sent a complaint letter to our department, and then the upper leaders asked us to arrange a surprise inspection to suppress this decadent momentum!"
I was curious and asked: "We never lie to people, anyone who is not accurate can go back to the company to claim payment, and we have never refused a refund from anyone!
The leader said truthfully: "It's a report letter sent by someone from the Taoist Society, saying that you are engaging in feudal superstition to confuse the world!"
I sneered, "Isn't it, it's the Taoist Society again? Is there a specific case? You can't just target us for a word, right?"
The leader stretched out his hand and took out the documents from his briefcase, read them and said: "Here it is said that there is a gentleman surnamed Gu, who originally lived very happily with his wife, but later because you made a calculation for him, and finally caused them to divorce their husband and wife!
I nodded and said, "I know who you're talking about! That's right, we have made calculations for this Mr. Gu, and we have calculated that his wife has some misdeeds! As for why they will divorce, it is Mr. Gu's own decision! We have always only been a matter of receiving others, and never help anyone make any decisions! They will divorce, it depends on what happened between them, if his wife is keeping her duty, then why does Mr. Gu come to us to solve it? If you don't believe me, I can find out Mr. Gu's phone number now, and we'll call him in person and ask about it!"
The leader hesitated for a moment, then nodded and replied: "Okay, you find out his number, and I'll call him on my mobile phone to ask!"
I turned around and said hello to Liang Jie, she immediately returned to her seat and checked it on the computer, and after a while, she copied a mobile phone number!
After the leader got the number, he immediately dialed it and asked: "Hello Mr. Gu, we are from the city's propaganda department, and now we are in charge of dealing with a feudal superstition company!
He turned on the speakerphone, and everyone heard Mr. Gu reply: "Yes, I was very suspicious of my ex-wife, I suspected that she was fooling around with people outside! Later, I went to Fuze Heaven for help, and they helped me do the math, and then repeatedly asked me to confirm whether I really knew the actual situation! Of course, I was very eager to know, and then they gave me a note with the name and room number of the hotel on it, and also wrote the exact time! Later, I went to the outside of the hotel room according to the time and place, and heard a very indecent voice coming from the room, so I knocked on the door and went in to take a look, and found that my ex-wife and his fellow countryman were really disheveled inside! I heard that they are a company under the Witch Association, and their Wumen Yin and Yang gossip is really effective, this should be the most advanced and scientific gossip calculation, how can it be feudal superstition, why do you want to check them? Do you need me to go out and be a witness for their company? I'm driving over right away if I need to, and by the way, I'd like to thank them for helping me, I'm very happy with my second wife now, thank them for that!"
The expression on the leader's face was very awkward, I was happy to listen to it, I didn't expect this Mr. Gu to think so much about us and say so many compliments for us, this is simply too unexpected, this is much better than deliberately arranging people to make a show!
The leader replied awkwardly: "Oh, no, no, thank you!
The leader was very embarrassed and said: "That, the person who reported may have taken advantage of his ex-wife's dissatisfaction, I will go back and ask the leader again, and then send someone to investigate carefully, sorry!"
I replied very unhappily: "If you pay attention to their reports like this, then can I also report them for feudal superstition? If you do things according to the rules, then you should tear down all their Taoist temples, because what they propagate is some mythical things, isn't this the ghost theory mentioned in feudal superstition?"
After hearing this, the leader smiled slightly, and then suddenly asked me, "Since you are a company under the Witch Association, then I want to ask, are there any ghosts and gods in this world?"
I sneered: "As the leader of the Propaganda Department, since you are a public servant, you should firmly believe in science, don't you don't believe in the theory of ghosts and gods, how can you ask such a stupid question! Aren't you very sure in your heart that ghosts and gods exist? Shouldn't you have a good self-examination?"
When the leader heard me scolding him like this, he was very unhappy and said: "Hehe, I'm just testing you to see what you say!"
I sneered: "There's nothing I dare not admit! My Wumen has never said that there are ghosts and gods! My Wumen pays attention to the factual basis, so except for people, we Wumen recognize the existence of dead souls!"
The leader sneered: "Hahaha, you finally admit it, right, and say that there is no feudal superstition, what is the difference between a ghost and a ghost, this is not feudal superstition!
"Who dares to move!", I suddenly shouted loudly: "What does the ghost have to do with feudal superstition, the ghost is originally a thing that actually exists in nature!"
The leader crossed his waist and asked, "Yes, then you can show me, where are the souls of the dead?"
I looked at him, silently pinched his mind, and then asked him, "Do you really want to see it?"
The leader was very curious and said: "Of course, unless you show me, how can I believe you! But I want to warn you, don't use witchcraft to confuse people, otherwise you will be guilty!"
I sneered and said, "What my witch sect has is all Qimen techniques, which you have never seen in your life! I have already calculated for you just now, your father has been dead for five years, and you have not done Dharma for him after he died, so your father's soul is still wandering around, unable to enter the reincarnation cycle smoothly! If you don't believe it, I can summon your father's soul over right now for you to see!"
The leader was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed at me and said: "You, you are talking nonsense, what kind of reincarnation, after a person dies, there will be nothing left, don't be blinded by people!"
At this time, the customers began to discuss one after another, accusing him of being the son of a man and not doing things for his deceased father!
Stimulated by the public opinion of others, the leader couldn't hold back a little, and continued to point at me and said: "You, you have recruited me to show me, I'll see what tricks you can play!"
I sneered, "Okay, you can find a man you can trust as a stand-in, and I will summon your father's ghost to him and let your father come and say a few words to you!"
Without hesitation, the leader reached out and pulled one of his subordinates, pushed the man to me and said, "Just him!"
I nodded, motioned to spread around, and began to chant a spell to summon the spirit of his father. In order to make his father's dead soul conscious and able to speak, I poured some mana into it to temporarily condense the three souls and seven spirits for him!
The spirit of the leading father was soon gathered by me from a distance and attached directly to the body of his men.
I saw that his subordinates suddenly opened their eyes wide, stared at the leader deadly, and then slapped the leader's face violently, and scolded angrily: "Bastard, Lao Tzu raised you to adulthood, let you study and go to college, and asked someone to give you the opportunity to work in a city unit! You ungrateful and unfilial son, when Lao Tzu died, you didn't even do a mage to me, and you want me to become a wandering spirit for thousands of years? Lao Tzu raised such a beast as you for nothing!"
The leader asked his subordinates suspiciously: "Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, I'm working now, don't pretend, this kind of joke can't be made, and then pretend that Nima Laozi will beat you to death!"
His father was stunned for a moment, looked down at his body, and then said with a smile: "Lao Tzu, is this a resurrection of the soul by borrowing a corpse?
I saluted him and said, "Oh, your son brought someone to check on our company, saying that there are no dead souls in this world at all, and that we are pretending to be gods and deceiving the world!"
After hearing this, his father was furious, slapped the leader again, and scolded viciously: "Bastard, you kid insisted on marrying a rural girl as his wife, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's insistence on letting you marry the leader's daughter, would you have the position you have today? Why, you still can't see that Lao Tzu is a father? Do you want me to shake out all the stupid things you did back then in public?"
The leader's face was pale, he knelt down with a plop, and replied very formally: "Dad, I was poor back then, and the bureau was very strict with feudalism, so I didn't do anything for you! I will find someone to do it when I go back, and I will definitely make up for your old man!"
His father nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, it's not easy for you, live a good life by yourself!
The leader shook his head and said, "No, she has always lived alone!"
His father sighed and said, "Oh, it's really hard for her! Oh yes, I still had some money in the bank when I died, and I didn't have time to leave the password! I'll write to you, you go back and hand it over to your mother, the ICBC card is still there, right?"
The leader nodded and said, "Yes, my mother has been collecting it, maybe one day you will tell her the password in a dream!"
His father smiled lightly, sighed and said, "Hey, there is no way, I can't come back after dying in a foreign place, and I can't give her a dream!" After saying that, he turned to me and asked me for a pen and paper, and I immediately asked my colleague to bring it to him.
After his father finished writing, he handed it to the leader, and then said: "Okay, don't torture people, let my soul leave this buddy's body! Son, remember to help my dad be a teacher, my father doesn't want to be a wanderer anymore, it's too hard!"
The leader held the note in his hand, looked at the password on it, and his tears were a little hazy! I pinched him again from his expression, I guess the password set by this father probably included his son's birthday, otherwise the leader would not be so moved.
Then I released his father's soul with a soul return technique, and when the subordinate came to his senses, he asked in a panic, "What's wrong, what happened, what happened just now?"
The leader stood up, stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, and replied in a low voice, "It's okay!
I sneered and said, "Is it true, you may still be a little skeptical! Then you should go back and ask your mother to go to the bank to see if the password he gave is correct! If the password is really correct, you should believe this fact, right?"
The leader looked back at me violently, stared at me for a long time, and then nodded slightly and said, "Okay, I'll go to my mother's place to find her immediately, if it's true, I'll come to the door in the afternoon to apologize to you!"
After saying that, the leader left the company with his people, and finally the company resumed normal business.
The uncle from before came over in surprise and asked me very politely: "Oh, Chairman Xiao can actually cast spells himself, and he really attracted the soul he wants! My grandfather once participated in the War of Resistance Against Japan, but I heard my grandmother say that he was blown to pieces in the battlefield, and he has not been able to bury him with a funeral! Chairman, can you help my grandfather become a mage for me, so that he can be reincarnated smoothly!"
I smiled and said, "Of course it's fine!"
Uncle smiled and said, "Is there anything I need to provide for my grandfather?"
I shook my head and said, "No, now that my yin and yang gossip has been practiced to a higher level, I don't need related items to make linings to summon spirits, it's enough to have your own information!"
The uncle took the lead again and again and said, "Amazing, when will it be convenient for you? Shall I go back and prepare?"
I smiled and said, "I can do it at any time!" There is a big bronze tripod in the front hall of the company, if you don't mind, I will do something for your grandfather in the copper tripod, how about it?"
The uncle said very gratefully: "Okay, well, as long as he can be reincarnated one day earlier, all the things in etiquette can be avoided, and it will trouble you, chairman!"
I smiled and said, "You're welcome, you're already a customer, and you just helped us explain a lot, so I should thank you for your reward!"
After saying that, I asked Wen Yuan to take a few magic utensils from the desk drawer in the office, and then went to the copper tripod in the front desk hall to start the practice.
The customers were so shocked that they were very interested in my practice, and they gathered in the hall to watch how I cast the spell!
It takes time to surpass the revenant, and this ritual took me nearly half an hour, and I was so tired that my forehead was so big!
In order to convince the guest that it was his grandfather, I specially summoned his grandfather's ghost and opened his eyes for him to see for himself.
The uncle was moved to kneel on the ground and bow down to his grandfather's dead soul until I finished the transcendent ritual, and then he got up, and his filial piety was commendable and admirable.
Seeing that the uncle was moved to tears after a transcendent mage was finished, other guests came up and said that they were willing to spend money to invite me to make up for their relatives! This brought a new business to the company, and I immediately asked Liang Jie to take them to register, and arranged for the people of Wumen to go to their homes to take turns to practice for their relatives.
In the afternoon, the leader returned to the company with his old mother, and the old grandmother was in tears and thanked me very sincerely. Later, the leader was ashamed to say to me: "I'm sorry Chairman Xiao, we misunderstood your witch association! My mother went to the bank with the password and successfully took out the more than 300,000 yuan from my father's account, I have to believe what you said about the dead soul!"
His mother immediately rebuked him, saying, "Fool, how can you offend other masters!" After speaking, she pleaded very sincerely: "This master, I hope you can raise your noble hand and help my old man's soul to do a ritual to overtake it, if you can let him go to reincarnation, I will pay the 300,000 yuan as a fee to your company, how about it?"
I smiled and said, "No need so much, we will send someone to the door to ensure that we can succeed, and the fee will only be charged according to the standard of 20,000 times, and we don't need any more!"
The leader said very gratefully: "Chairman Xiao is very professional, I have to admire! Regarding this matter you reported, I will verify it clearly when I go back, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer when the time comes!"
After saying that, the leader took her mother to register the arrangements for the practice, and after that, I arranged for a person from the witch sect to accompany them home to do the practice.
A few days later, the Municipal Bureau of Culture sent a pennant to our company, which read: "Solve the confusion of the people and benefit the people of the world!"