Chapter 506 The Fourth Palace is imprisoned
The right prime minister pondered for a long time before he said:
"Although the four palaces in the south, east, and northwest are dirty, they can leave many princes and princesses for Your Majesty. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoSinomiya is the mother of the prince and princess, and it is extremely inappropriate to be demoted to an amateur, and it will damage the face of His Majesty and the prince and princess, and should be dealt with as appropriate. “
The Baby Demon Emperor asked, "Zuo Aiqing, what do you think?"
Prime Minister Zuo said: "Don't kill the four palace maidens; enter the cold palace; the nine clans are already the greatest mercy! The minister thinks that it is reasonable for the four palace ladies to be degraded to amateurs! ”
"Zuo Aiqing, I'll leave this matter to you?"
"Your Majesty, what about Prince Gong and Princess Lili?"
The Baby Demon Emperor shouted: "Chuan Gong Wang Han and Princess Lili." ”
Gong Wang Han and Princess Lili walked in when they heard the sound, knelt in front of the Baby Demon Emperor and kowtowed desperately.
When the baby demon emperor saw that the boy who came in was about eleven or twelve years old, and the girl was eight or nine years old, he shouted loudly, "Raise your head?"
Gong Wang Han and Lili Palace Lord were frightened, and raised their heads in fear. The baby demon emperor and the concubine took a closer look.
The Baby Demon Emperor said, "It doesn't look like me at all!" and asked Princess Lili, "Do you have anything to tell me?"
Princess Lili cried and begged, "Father, please let my mother go! ”
Gong Wang Han shouted loudly: "Father Huang, you can't lock up my mother. Let it go, please!"
The Baby Demon Emperor pondered for a while and said, "You are all children, and you are not sensible yet. For your mother's sake, let's be reduced to an amateur! Zuo Aiqing, take them away!"
Prime Minister Zuo took Gong Wang Han and Princess Lili away.
The Baby Demon Emperor pondered for a long time and said, "Right Aiqing, notify the officials outside the door and go to court immediately." Let the royal nobles go home and wait for news. ”
"Yes, Your Majesty. The right prime minister withdrew, and the shout of the right prime minister came from outside the door: "The emperor has an order, and all the civil and military ministers will immediately go to the court; ”
The ministers of civil and military affairs dispersed and came to the court.
The Baby Demon Emperor sat on the throne alone; the ministers of civil and military affairs of the court wore magical court clothes and magical official hats on both sides; the Baby Demon Emperor said loudly:
"Ladies and gentlemen, since the beginning of the dynasty. The palace man is active in the palace frequently, and he does not take cleansing, so many problems occur. Although, the men and women of the palace have been dealt with, but there are many problems left.
First, there is an urgent need for a large number of palace maids to maintain the life in the palace.
The right prime minister stood in the middle from the right column and said: "Your Majesty, the palace maids in the palace come from the draft, and they enter the palace according to the draft standards every year." But now there is an urgent need to employ people, and it is necessary to issue an edict and immediately draft into the palace. “
Prime Minister Zuo stood up from the left column and said: "Your Majesty, the trouble in the palace comes from the palace man, but there is no palace man in the palace, and there are many things that the palace maid can't do, and the palace man needs to do it." An edict must be issued to let the men who should be edicted enter the palace, take cleansing, and assist the harem. ”
The right prime minister said: "Since the harem is in trouble, isn't it equivalent to luring wolves into the house?"
Prime Minister Zuo said: "This is a bad word! The palace man has entered the palace to cleanse himself, and he has been relieved of his worries; how can he lead the wolf into the house?"
The right prime minister glared at his eyes and said: "Stupid! Although the palace man has entered the palace to purify his body, he has not yet purified his heart, and he still has a greedy heart. If there is indecent behavior in the palace, won't it also damage Long Yan?"
The green tendons on Prime Minister Zuo's neck bloomed, and he glared at his eyes and said, "Why don't you purify your body and purify your heart?"
A minister named Xin Kan, who came out of the left lineup, stood in the middle and said, "The minister thinks he can purify his heart." ”
The right prime minister was very excited and asked anxiously: "How to clean?"
"Brainwashing! Delete all the original brain system software of the palace man, install it and work, don't want the woman software, the problem will be solved. ”
"Who's going to do the job?"
"Of course I'm going to do it. ”
"But I don't believe it!"
The Baby Demon Emperor said loudly: "Okay, okay! Zhong Aiqing, your advice is very good! There is no palace man in the palace is the safest, we can train a group of palace maids to work instead of the palace men, and this matter will be solved? The task of training palace maids will be completed by the noble concubine Niangniang." Second, the concubine Niangniang believed that the existing palace group had a vicious structure and ominous signs, and suggested moving the capital and building a palace group in the east. Zhong Aiqing, what do you think, let's hear it?"
The right prime minister pondered for a while and said: "Your Majesty, the existing palace group is the product of generations, and moving the capital will inevitably harm cultural relics and monuments; once damaged, it cannot be repaired, and it is also a great loss to the magic world. “
Prime Minister Zuo said: "Your Majesty, the palace is gloomy, hidden evil, and the disaster is great, and the minister thinks that moving the capital is the best." This catastrophe is enough to prove it. ”
The right prime minister said: "This disaster is caused by people and has nothing to do with residence. ”
Prime Minister Zuo said: "That disaster was not caused by people, Feng Shui is extremely important!"
The Baby Demon Emperor said loudly: "Aiqing, Aiqing, just talk about things, don't quarrel!"
Prime Minister Zuo said: "Your Majesty, what the noble concubine said is very true. Cultural relics and monuments can be taken care of, living in a big murderer, there will be a disaster, Cheng dare to suggest moving the capital!"
The minister looked at it and said: "Your Majesty, the magic world is peace-oriented, and the old house has never been a new house to live in, so it can be seen that the concubine Niangniang had the foresight to build the palace in advance, and the minister is in favor of moving the capital." ”
The right prime minister said: "Your Majesty, moving the capital is a big matter, think twice!"
The Baby Demon Emperor said: "Ladies and gentlemen, moving the capital to all dynasties is regarded as a major event. I thought about it for a long time and asked Prime Minister Zuo to arrange the relocation of the capital. The third thing is to establish and establish various rules and regulations, and who will talk about this issue first?"
The minister looked at it and said, "Your Majesty, the rules and regulations are the guarantee for the execution of the task. The palace man incident was caused by no system. “
"Right Aiqing, what do you think?"
The right prime minister said: "Your Majesty, there are many places where the old rules and regulations are not applicable, and the new system must be improved on the basis of the old system, and the content that comes to mind and predicted may receive better results." ”
The Baby Demon Emperor praised: "That's really good! Right Aiqing! The matter of drafting various systems is up to you." ”
"Thank you, Lord Ron. "The right prime minister gave up.
The Baby Demon Emperor looked at the court and said, "Zhong Aiqing, who has something to do?" ”
Baby Demon Emperor Order: "Pass it in." ”
The obedient general came in from outside the door, saluted and said, "Your Majesty, all the dead bodies have been disposed of." ”
"Where are the dead bodies?"
"Dig a sinkhole and bury it. “
"How do you bury people in a sinkhole?"
"Make a big bag in the air, like a pit, and throw the dead body into it and tie it up, and throw it into the sea to feed the fish. “
"Are there any rumors outside the palace?"
"Yes, you can hear it everywhere: 'Out of nowhere, a demon girl moved the Demon Emperor's heart and gave her the title of concubine, but it turned out to be a murderous butcher'. “
"What else do you hear?"
"I also heard that this demon girl is not everyone's best girl, but also has a large group of children. How can such a woman seduce Your Majesty?"
"Obey! From now on, there will be no need to salute the army in front of me, I will treat you as one of my own, and a few people will give orders at my door, and then lead the troops to patrol day and night, and report directly to me when they find problems, and I will know many things, and no one will be allowed to know. ”
"Yes. Your Majesty. "Obey respectfully and respectfully exit.
The five-bald head came in with Honghong on his back, only to see the baby demon emperor ask, "New father, where is my father?"
The baby demon emperor was very angry in his heart, his own child, he didn't know who he was, and asked: "Honghong, have you been to the palace of the concubine?"
"New Dad, I've been there, and I'm not here. “
The phantom tube came in from outside the door and said, "Honghong, has your father gone to the prison?"
"What is my dad doing in the prison? New father, can you take us to the prison?"
The Baby Demon Emperor also wanted to go to the Heavenly Prison to have a look, and said, "Follow me." “
The five-bald head carried Honghong on his back and followed the baby demon emperor to the prison. Honghong shouted, "Dad, where is it?"
Donggong Niangniang scolded: "Little slut! It's your mother who caused us to be locked up here!"
The Baby Demon Emperor shouted: "Bold, I am here, where is there a place for you to speak?"
Donggong shouted angrily: "Your Majesty, I am your concubine, and the concubine misses you so much! Your Majesty, pamper me tonight! The concubine is waiting for you so hard! Your Majesty, is it okay to let the concubine out?"
The Baby Demon Emperor said, "I love you the most! I used to love you the most! Do you know how Lord Pu Zhan is?"
"I don't know, this thing that is not good to die is harming the concubine like this?"
"Do you want to know?"
"The concubine wants to know?"
"Executed. ”
"What is Torture?"
"It's about feeding the animals. ”
"What animal?"
"The right prime minister raised a great white shark in the sea, which is a carnivore, and threw Pu Zhan to the mouth of the great white shark, guess what?"
"Kendi is dead!"
"It's not that I'm going to die, it's that I'm dying very embarrassingly! I was torn into more than a dozen pieces by the jaws of the great white shark, and the sea water was dyed red. ”
"Dead?"
"It's not dead, it's eaten alive!"
"Your Majesty, it's so miserable!"
"It's not miserable! I'm Your Majesty, if you dare to splash dirty water on my head, I will punish him for the Nine Clans?"
"Got it?"
"What do you say?"
"Your Majesty, it should be changed! One person broke the law, and the other subdued the law, why did you want to kill so many innocents?"
"Will they retaliate? For the sake of you and I have a lot of princes and princesses, I finally put up with this bad breath and let you stay. ”
"Your Majesty, is it okay to change the concubine? The concubine is your person, you can do whatever you want? Your Majesty, be gracious! Let the concubine out!"
Voices came from the three prison doors: "Your Majesty, let go of the concubine? The concubine has knelt down for you! Your Majesty, think about it, let's have a happy time together!"
The Baby Demon Emperor went to the door of the Niangniang Prison in the Southwest and North Palaces to take a look at them, and walked away.
The five-bald head flew out of the prison with Honghong on his back.
Honghong shouted, "New dad;
The Baby Demon Emperor looked back and said, "I don't know. Shouting: "Someone!"
The phantom tube flashed out of the sky and asked, "What does Your Majesty command?"
"Look where the concubine is?"
With a wave of his hand, a phantom appeared in the air, and it searched automatically, and the concubine Niangniang looked around in the newly made palace. The Baby Demon Emperor asked, "Phantom Tube, what is Niang Niang doing in the New Palace?"
The phantom tube automatically searched and said: "Niangniang is afraid that no one will live in the newly built palace, and someone will steal it, so she went to see it." ”
Honghong shouted loudly: "Husband, we are looking for Dad, you take me there!"
The Baby Demon Emperor said: "Honghong, you are the mother of four children, how can you be like a child?"
Honghong was very surprised when she heard this, "New father, why do you talk like my father, how do you know that I have four children?"
"Isn't that what your dad told me?"
Phantom tube has always been suspicious of the baby Demon Emperor, because his body is always very fragrant, not only did the Demon Emperor not have a fragrance before, but his body was very smelly, and he could smell the stench of the Demon Emperor from afar. Hearing Honghong say this, I took it to heart, searched with the magic method, and found that the baby demon emperor and the concubine Niangniang were the same person, but they just used the doppelganger method. This major discovery made the phantom tube break out in a cold sweat. The Demon Emperor is gone, but where is the Demon Emperor?
The magic tube automatically searched again, and found that the golden light was shining, and as soon as the magic came, it immediately stopped.
The Baby Demon Emperor has mastered all the illusions of the magic world. The phantom tube's move was in the sight of the Baby Demon Emperor, and he didn't want Honghong to know: "Five bald heads, go to find Dad with Honghong! The new father has something to go back to the palace." “
The five-bald head flew away with Honghong on his back.
The Baby Demon Emperor asked tentatively: "Phantom Tube, what is the crime of inquiring about my privacy?"
"Your Majesty, the minister didn't inquire about your privacy!"
"You're pretending to be like you! When you use magic to search for my privacy, you're actually in my sight. Now that you already know, 'There are two paths: first, always follow me and be my personal guard.' Second, it's a dead end!'"
The phantom tube said: "Although I don't know where you got the Demon Emperor, you may not be able to kill me!"
"The illusions of the magic world are all on me alone, and when I exert myself, the mountains collapse and the ground cracks. I am upright and upright at the level of nine immortals, and I can turn heaven and earth upside down. The magic of the magic world has been lifted by me, I don't believe you shouted loudly, see if the Demon Emperor will appear?"
The phantom tube didn't believe it, and shouted to the sky: "Demon Emperor, come out and kill the demon!" shouted more than ten times, and the air was still in the air.
The Baby Demon Emperor asked, "Do you believe it?"
The phantom said, "I still don't believe it!"
The Baby Demon Emperor pondered for a long time and said, "I see that you are a rare talent, and I want you to do something by my side, otherwise, I would have gotten rid of you!"
"I don't believe you can get rid of me!"
"So be it! There is no night in the magical world, and I can make him turn into night in no time. ”
"You boast, who will believe it?"
The Baby Demon Emperor stretched out his magic hand and slapped it fiercely at the sky, the sky was imprinted with five claws, black and flashing black light, getting longer and longer, turning black everywhere he went, slowly covering the entire sky, and no light could be seen, day turned into night; everywhere it was pitch black. The phantom tube took the opportunity to make a move, and with a wave of the devil's hand, he slammed the head of the baby demon emperor.
The Baby Demon Emperor wrapped the phantom tube in his hand with his magic hand, and the magic clutch increased by five times: "snap", slapped both palms, flattened the phantom tube, and plucked it into the palm of his hand. As soon as the Baby Demon Emperor was lucky, there was a "bang" explosion, and the sky fell into darkness and became daylight.
The Baby Demon Emperor glanced at the palm of his hand and said to the phantom tube, "You will always be in the palm of my hand! “
The phantom tube was in the palm of the Baby Demon Emperor's hand, and he couldn't move, so he said with his mouth: "Your Majesty, I listen to you! You are ten times stronger than the Demon Emperor!"
The Baby Demon Emperor opened his palm, let the phantom tube look at the sky, and said, "You believe it, right? The Baby Demon Emperor spun around and flew towards the new palace.
The noble concubine sat on the throne of the new palace, looking at the empty court, and knew in her heart that there were two such positions. This palace was modeled after the Immortal Emperor's Palace.
There was a red shout outside, "Daddy——! Daddy! Where are you?"
"Honghong, Daddy is here. ”
After a while, the five-bald head appeared in front of him with a red red back.
The baby said happily: "Come, take a look at our palace." Where I sit is where the emperor sits. ”
"Dad, the throne is for the emperor to sit on, you can't sit on it. You are a concubine, and you can only sit in the position of a concubine. “
"Who said that the throne is not born for anyone; The throne of the Immortal Emperor was not born with him, and it was also obtained through means. Five-bald head, right?"
"Dad, although the throne is not set for someone, it depends on whether there is such a fate? I heard that the throne is very terrifying, ordinary people can't sit, sit for a while, and they will get sick when they go back. ”
"That's superstition. Your immortal method has been restored, do you know?"
"I don't know, Dad, has my immortal method really recovered?"
"Yes, the illusion of the magic world was originally man-made, and it was taken away by my father. ”
Honghong jumped desperately on the back of the five-bald head, waving her hands and saying, "Dad, you are too great! Five-bald head, use your mirage divine light to see if the Demon Emperor is in the old palace?"
The five-bald head flashed with the eyes on his head, and the mirage divine light appeared in the air and moved. The Baby Demon Emperor was flying towards here, flashed, and came in through the mirage divine eye, and saw the noble concubine Niangniang sitting on the throne and asked:
"Niangniang, how does it feel to sit on the throne?"
"There was a condescending feeling. ”
Honghong was very strange and asked loudly: "New father, aren't you angry that my father sits on your throne?"
"Of course not angry. My throne is your father's throne. ”
"Wow! New father, you are so great! My father is going to sit in the position of the Immortal Emperor, so what is it? The sky is about to fall. ”
"That's because the Immortal Emperor's belly is small, how can it be compared with the new father's belly? A prime minister can take a boat in his belly, and a new father's belly can ride the sky!"
"New dad, what do you mean, my dad can share the throne with you?"
"Of course, if I sit, your father sits. ”
Honghong shouted happily: "New father, you are so generous! The throne can be shared by my father, it's amazing!"
The five-bald head exclaimed: "Honghong, look!"
Honghong looked back at the mirage and was stunned, and shouted, "It turns out that the new father and father are the same person! Dad, why do you want to become two people?"
As soon as the baby Demon Emperor and the noble concubine Niangniang got together, they became a person, sat on the throne and said, "Honghong, do you remember what the Demon Emperor said in the Little Palace? If Dad doesn't agree, we won't have a place to live in the Demon Realm!"
"Remember, this damn Demon Emperor wants our lives! I have four palaces and five courts, and I am not satisfied, and I still have to keep my eyes on my father. ”
"So, the Demon Emperor exists for a day, and he threatens us one day. Now the entire Demon Realm belongs to us, and we have the final say. Honghong, do you really think that the Demon Emperor will be so generous and let your father share the throne?"
"Don't know?"
"Let Dad tell you! Growing up with him, and fighting with him will be killed, how can you tolerate a woman from out of town sharing the throne with you?"
"Dad, do you mean that the entire Demon Realm is ours?"