Chapter 109: This Chapter Is All Water

Let's talk about a heavier topic, the book will be on the shelves next Friday, that is, you will have to charge money to read the genuine version in the future. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Alas, when it comes to money, it hurts feelings, this is a materialistic world, for money, fathers and sons can turn against each other, brothers can become enemies, husbands and wives can fly apart, and readers will leave Dianniang to see piracy.

I once read a post to the effect that: Obviously there are pirated versions on the Internet to watch, why should Lao Tzu pay to see the genuine version, Lao Tzu is stupid?

I once had a dream, I liked literature and novels since I was a child, I hope that one day I can become a writer, or rather, I can rely on code words, while constructing my dreams in the world of words, while maintaining my own life, a more decent life, I don't have to go to work 9 to 5 for life, I just need to carry a computer, I can travel the world, travel the mountains and rivers during the day, sit under the stars at night, you can also code words by the bonfire, live carefree, and do not let yourself sink into the mundane trivialities。

It's just that after I really embarked on the road of codewords, I realized that the dream is very far away, the reality is very cruel, the novel is difficult to write, and the manuscript fee is difficult to earn!

This year's luck is really bad, the last book "Reading into a God" is more than 400,000 words on the shelves, I remember that 30 can not be booked, but I still insisted on writing, the shelf was updated in the month of almost 300,000 words, and finally insisted on 1.04 million words when the book was completed, and the average order was only 60, the original novel of three million words, can only end in a hurry, to myself, but also to dozens of hardcore book friends who chase books left regrets.

Several book friends told me, keep writing, we support you.

To be honest, I was really touched by the support of these book friends!

Of course, if the grades are not good, you can't blame the government/government, you can't blame Dianniang, and you can't blame book friends, it's a problem of your own level.

This book "Speed Maniac" was originally my turnaround, but my luck was really bad, and I won't say the specific reason, I really want to scold my mother.

But I was holding my breath in my heart, and this time, I must follow the original plan and stick to writing.

This book now has more than 5,000 real collections, and I really don't have a bottom in my heart about how many subscriptions I can have, because some books, 20,000 collections on the shelves, and only more than 100 subscriptions, and some books, 5,000 collections can also reach more than 500 subscriptions.

Set yourself a small goal, 100 equally.

One hundred subscriptions, that is, out of 5,000 collection members, there are 100 people who support me every day and pay to subscribe to my novels, this goal is small enough, right?

Earlier I said, "There are free pirated copies on the Internet to watch, why should I pay to watch them? Am I stupid?"

I want to say that those readers who pay are not stupid, but kind, and it is precisely because of your kindness that you have supported the dreams of many authors in their lives, and have achieved the beautiful garden of online novels, and at the same time enriched our spiritual world.

To paraphrase a phrase in the rivers and lakes, "those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money hold a talent!"

I can't force it out if you want to pay for a subscription, but I'm sure your kindness will be rewarded!

A book friend asked: Author, what will I get in return for subscribing to your book?

Listen carefully:

If you don't have a girlfriend, after subscribing to this book, there will be more than three girls chasing you immediately;

If you don't have a boyfriend, after subscribing to this book, Prince Charming will appear at your bedside at night;

Those who fail the exam, those who fail the course, after subscribing to this book, each subject is above 99 points (100 points);

And those who want to get rich, who want to grow taller, who want to lose weight, who want to enlarge their breasts, who want to get thicker (you know,,,

Book friend: #¥%,,,, author, can you still have a good chat? Don't talk nonsense, talk about something practical.

Author: 10,000 words updated every day, 7*24 hours service.

Book friend: Then you will be tired to death, even if you are not tired to death, you don't know how much water there is in 10,000 words a day.

Author (moved to tears): Thank you for your understanding.

Book friends: Two updates a day, can it be updated on time?

Author: Yes, windy, rainy, hail, typhoon, tornado, ,,, can.

Book friend: Less water, more work, okay?

Author: Okay, the master told me my fortune, and I hit the five elements of lack of water and gold.

Book friend: After it is put on the shelves, what are the rewards, such as rewarding the alliance leader, monthly passes, etc., how much more?

The author (full of embarrassment): That's all played by the gods, not something I can afford to fight on the street.

Book friend: Let's talk about it, what if there is?

Author: Okay, then set a small goal, within 24 hours of the shelves, an average of 100 plus a change, an average of 200 plus two more, an average of 300 ,,,,

Book friend (look disdainful): Stop, stop, author, you are dizzy and feverish, right?

Author (full of shame, bowing his head): #¥%,,,,

Book friend: Look at you pitiful, I will give you a reward of 100 yuan after it is put on the shelf, how much more?

Author:#¥%,,, Reward 100 yuan, plus one more?

Book friend: Okay, it's a small amount of money anyway,,, so how much are you going to add to reward an alliance leader?

Author (ecstatic inside, confused on the outside): Impossible, I'm an honest person, don't tease me, I still have to go home to code words, goodbye.

Book friend (grabbed the author's collar): Uncle may be happy for a while, it's not impossible to reward you as an alliance leader, let's say, make a price.

Author:#¥%,,,

Book friend: Say, are you dumb?

Author: Let me really say?

Book Friend (angry): Don't say I'll kick you Ding Ding anymore.

The author (gritted his teeth and was ruthless): Nima's, if you dare to reward the alliance leader, Lao Tzu will add twenty more to you, do you dare?

Book friend: #¥%,,, talking about playing, are you still serious? For the sake of an alliance leader, it's really hard enough!

Author: Let me tell you, don't force me, the rabbit jumps over the wall when he's in a hurry, forcing Lao Tzu to be anxious,,,

"Smack!"

A bunch of banknotes smashed on the author's face, and the author was stunned on the spot, Nima, really reward the alliance leader?

Book friend: What's wrong? What can you do if you force you to be anxious? Lao Tzu will force you today, isn't it the leader of the alliance? 1000 yuan? Give, this is my mother's pocket money for me to buy a nutrition express line this month, this month Lao Tzu will not masturbate, you give me the code word.

Author: Bow your head and pick up the money, I'm in ecstasy, Nima, I can finally buy a bag of braised beef instant noodles tonight, by the way, I have to add an egg, and two ham sausages, alas, since the code word, I don't know the taste of meat for a few months, and the whole person has lost more than 20 pounds, unkempt, and ,,,, bitter!

Book friend: Don't rest tonight, just code out the twenty chapters for me, Lao Tzu will wait to read.

Author (while running, shouting): That brother, just now I was joking, an alliance leader twenty more, the whole point of the mother does not have this price?

Book friend (holding a kitchen knife in his hand, shouted viciously): People are great gods, can you compare with great gods?

The author thought while running, Nima, no, Lao Tzu has been a book friend from the beginning, this is all a routine!

Book friends laughed wildly: This sb author, be fooled, an alliance leader 20 more, see if I don't kill you, wait for me to pull ten alliance leaders over, you haven't had time to sleep with a female ticket in the past few months, haha,,,