Walking at night without talking, the strange feeling that he couldn't speak, Li Muran couldn't help but ask: "You claim to be a dual cultivator of Buddhism and Taoism, have you ever realized a great road to the sky, and a good way to resolve the grievances, fights, and killings in the world, so that people, demons, beasts, and ghosts can live in harmony."

The old Tao groaned slightly, and said: "The Buddha has a compassionate heart, and the Tao has an indisputable heart, but most people in the world are selfish and lustful, and it is difficult for grandpa to realize a fart, all living beings and everything are farts, everything in the world is a fart, honor and disgrace, fame and fortune are farts, and it will be easy to let go."

Li Muran smiled: "I think you are a three-fart monk, a three-fart Taoist"

"Hehe, this name is good, grandpa likes it, as long as there is evil in the world, there is desire, there is a competitive heart, and there is a strong and weak heart, it is impossible to be harmonious forever", Lao Dao paused, and said: "Stinky boy, remember, demons are good, people are evil, there are more monsters and ghosts, grandpa thinks people are more terrible"

Five years of hands-on practice, all the way to the crawl, far more carved than the practice of the Sanqing Palace behind closed doors, insight into the world, the young man nodded and said: "I used to be only a frog at the bottom of the well in the Sanqing Palace, I only heard the master and ancestor talk about the supreme Taoism of everything in heaven and earth, and there are some histories of fighting and killing between people, demons, ghosts and beasts, how can you know this?" I just think that there is no good thing in the world's demons and monsters, and if you meet it, you can't say anything."

"You kid can have this kind of acquaintance, your ancestor's hard work, grandfather's five-year sparring is worth it," Lao Dao said with a smile.

Lao Dao suddenly chatted happily, and said: "Grandpa met a beautiful fox demon when he was young, and he fought for seven days and seven nights without winning or losing, and the demon fox had the opportunity to kill me, all because of his kindness, and then I was hit by psychedelics, and slept in her cave for three days and three nights, only to wake up and find that the demon fox only relied on the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon to practice silently, we drank at dusk, watched the stars at night, and almost broke the ladyboy defense when drunk?

"You broken face, doesn't the fox demon think you're ugly? What is Shemale Defense? The boy asked deliberately

"Grandpa didn't mention how handsome he was back then, didn't he look a little old when he was old? The ladyboy defense is to strip and go to bed" Lao Dao had some eyebrows fluttering, smiled and said: "Do you remember the female ghost who died for love three years ago, in order to save you and me, ruined the opportunity to reincarnate in the next life, in this world, how can you kill demons and slaughter ghosts, there are always good people who have to do it"

The young man smiled: "The stinky old man's words today really make some sense, it's not as stinky as a fart."

Unconsciously, I turned over the two mountains, the night was thicker, the light of the tooth moon in the sky seemed to be nothing, and the gloomy and cold mountain wind passed through the forest, sending out a ghostly wail.

The young man was blown by the cold wind, and his body couldn't help but feel excited, and complained: "This mountain seems to have no end, one by one endlessly, the master will not leave, just sleep in the open air"

Lao Dao looked at Siye, his footsteps slowed down, and he suddenly slapped the young man on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Mountains are not mountains, mountains are not mountains, and there are hidden in the forest, true and false, false is true, false and true, why bother to divide between false and true?" ”

"Slap", a crisp slapping sound fell on the buttocks of the old road,

The young man scolded: "Speaking of people, do you see that something is wrong?" Stinky old man, let me ask you, last month, the banshee's peach-colored witch Gu technique was used perfectly, has my beautiful body been defiled by her? ”

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if it's true or false, when grandpa arrived, you were naked and dazed, looking like you couldn't get enough, eighty percent of them were slept with by her, picking yang and supplementing yin is the banshee's favorite cultivation path, sleeping with you one night can top the cultivation for a year"

Lao Dao paused for a moment and continued: "It's okay, it's okay, you have a strong yang body, you should do a good deed, that banshee is already in human form, it's better than sleeping with a monster who hasn't lost her fur, not to mention that she is all over the country and the city, and she doesn't suffer losses."

After that, he deliberately sighed: "A ladyboy is worth a thousand gold, and you are happy to give birth to a doll."

"I'm just an illusion, I'm holding a rock, only you know about it, otherwise, I'll break your teeth"

"Hehe, grandpa's teeth have fallen out, you can't knock it" After Lao Dao finished speaking, he took out two peaches from his arms and threw the biggest one to the boy.

The young man smiled bitterly: "It's all peaches for three days, and every fart smells like peaches, it's really bitter."

As soon as the words fell, a loud sound of rocks rolling and trees breaking suddenly broke out in the forest, and in an instant the night birds flew away and the beasts fled.

The two of them were stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but look around, and vaguely saw a round object as big as a watermelon parked in the middle of the road, and without any obstruction, it actually stopped the momentum of continuing to roll, and it didn't move in an instant.

"Hehe, grandpa is right, there are a lot of moths in this place, go to the night to send surprises, stinky boy guess whether it is a demon or a ghost, good or bad?" Lao Dao said with a smile.

The deep mountains and dense forests are all-encompassing, thousands of years of monsters and thousands of years of demons are innumerable, the young man can only see a black thing in the dark, where he can find a clue to judge, is thinking, the mysterious thing suddenly moved, towards the two of them did not hurry and rolled over, but it came lightly, and could not hear the slightest sound.

Silently, separated by a distance of only a few tens of meters between the two, they bounced up violently, and hung in the air without falling, emitting a clearly visible light, as if the fifteenth moon had fallen in front of the two, revealing a familiar and unfamiliar handsome face.

When the two looked at it again, it turned out to be a monster beast with a human face and a tiger body.

The young man sighed and asked with a little surprise, "How can this monster imitate my face?" ”

It was another blink of an eye, the human head moved slightly, and the face changed instantly, a big, old pleated face laughed in the air, and the beard and eyebrows were all true.

"It's me, it's me, it's as fun as it is rumored, grandpa has lived for more than two hundred years and hasn't seen it, and now he walks shit luck to meet, this monster is called a phantom slave, the cat-headed fox body is extremely cute, good at changing and imitating, I like to become the person when I see a person's face, I play on my own, I am proficient in illusion, I like to make illusions, I like to play tricks on people with puzzles, my nature is not bad, I have never had a rumor of hurting people, I am a naughty king of demon beasts, I only eat some birds and animals, and I can live alone after birth, There are very few phantom slaves who live to adulthood."

Lao Dao smiled: "Little thing get out of the way, otherwise grandpa will spank"

"Bad old man, I believe you are a ghost, and you are making up a story in the mouth, and you will talk about it after accepting it", the young man took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms, and was about to urge the spell to catch the demon.

"The bad old man believes that you are a ghost, and he is making up stories in his mouth", the man's head shook and turned into a young girl with a smile like a flower.

A pretty girl's bright eyes and bright teeth hang in the air, parroting with a juvenile accent, the picture is funny and weird.

The young man's heart sank, and he exclaimed: "Why are you still a girl?" ”

"There are not only you and me around here, but also a beautiful female baby" The monk parted ways and said: "This monster was born with spirituality, and the male and female spirit beasts gave birth to small beasts and did not take care of and feed, all relying on the little ones to live by their own ability, so there are few in the world, smart and brave, timid and fragile, able to observe words and colors, read people's voices, recognize people's minds, stinky boy, heaven and earth have aura, everything is magical, grandpa has a collection of monsters, recording all the monsters and spirit beasts in the world, how about selling a thousand taels of gold to you?" It was a lot of use."

"Girl? This mountain is high and dense, and it is very likely that the female ghost and banshee are also in this mountain within a radius of several miles? You and I have been followed by this banshee ghost all the way? Li Muran saw that there was nothing abnormal around him, and he was a little puzzled.

Monk Feidao said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's a person or a ghost, it's lively when there are many people walking at night, the heavenly spirit is spiritual, and the earth is spiritual, and if you don't accept illusions, grandpa will fight well", and shook the dust in his hand, making a fake appearance of casting a spell to scare off the monster.

The phantom slave spirit beast that had no intention of committing evil seemed to be afraid, and Noda's tiger body was like a deflated leather ball, suddenly petite as a cat, and suddenly flew into the dense forest, as if the peach had disappeared without a trace.

After a few sounds of branches shaking and falling leaves, a long-haired beast with snow-white fur and agile movement came out, with two round eyes bulging and looking at the two, no more than a foot long, well-behaved and cute, with a short and fluffy tail, swaying up and down, left and right, and two short and fat little legs prostrate on the ground, posing a pitiful appearance that longed to be appeased and touched.

The relieved young man put the long sword into the sheath with a loud noise, and the sound of the handover of gold and iron frightened the phantom slave beast to jump, hide in a ball of deep grass, cry pitifully a few times, squatting on the ground and licking its fur by itself.

"Who is not a baby yet, don't be scared of it, this guy has a fate with us, raise it well, cultivate it well, with its spirituality and intelligence, it will be useful in the future", Lao Dao scolded the young man.

"Grandpa remembers correctly, according to legend, this spirit beast is not only a great evil, but also a good omen, this little guy will not pester us for no reason, I am afraid that there is a big disaster within a hundred miles of this mountain"

After Lao Dao finished speaking, he squatted down and stretched out his hands, walking the dog and teasing the cat to release goodwill to seduce the phantom slave, trying to make the phantom slave let down his vigilance and approach him.

After wishful thinking, he said helplessly: "Little guy with no vision, you also dislike grandpa for being old?" Hmph, grandpa is not rare for you."

The young man was half incredulous, and finally hesitated to squat down, and was about to make a gesture of invitation and call, the phantom slave was light, as fast as a light, as light as a light leaf falling to the shoulder, the degree of rapid dexterity was smacking, this rise and fall did not seem to happen, a fluffy head rubbed around the young man's neck, and within a moment of meeting, it was like a long-raised cat pet without any life.

"Haha, fast as electricity, clear as the wind, the little guy is so powerful, since you are a spirit animal, you have to tell me to and pee, otherwise I..."

The boy could not find suitable words, knowing that this monster could understand people's joys, sorrows, sorrows, and sorrows, and feared that words would seriously hurt its emotions, so he had to swallow back the words in his mouth.

Lao Dao looked embarrassed, got up and patted his buttocks: "After all, it's the old cat who doesn't love it, come on, grandpa doesn't care, the stinky boy is blessed, seeing that he has nothing to do with you, it's fate, eighty percent of you treat you as your parents, are you happy to be a father?" This spirit beast is born loyal, and the first person he meets is his master, and since then he has followed you in the wind and rain, but he can't treat it badly."

"It's... How do you raise this guy, I have no experience as a father, do you really have a monster compilation? What are the habits of phantom slaves, and what else is magical? How to eat, drink, and serve? Is there anything you can't mess with? The boy asked.

"When you become a father, you have to explore it yourself, grandpa has nothing to say, stinky boy, you blink, it's time to wake up" Lao Dao took off the farewell cloth bag and continued: "Old man, 100,000 is urgent, you have to work hard"

Lao Dao untied the cloth bag and opened it, and a long sword with a black body hovered three feet above the ground, and the mountain wind blew the Buddha without moving.

The young man rubbed his eyes, only then did he find that Siye Yima Pingchuan, there was no half of the hill and dirt slope in his field of vision, and he could see the lights of the stars in the distance, and it turned out that the endless mountains just now were all illusions conjured up by the phantom spirit beast.

Lao Dao took out a faintly glowing talisman, recited a few spells, waved his sleeves and swayed a gust of wind, and a talisman flew out, stopping in mid-air and swaying.

Standing on the sword, Lao Dao dragged up the somewhat confused young man, and said: "It's time for thousands of miles of mountains and rivers to play, I haven't had a sword for five years, I'm afraid I'm rusty, you have to hold me tight."