Chapter 41: Fraudulent Corpse
"Rural girls can make us miserable now!" "Wushuang regrets not being at the beginning, he really shouldn't be kind indiscriminately, but this time he is causing trouble.
I don't know where a yin wind blew, and the paper man was blown out of the tomb by the wind and floated straight to the bud rice field above. Through the moonlight, Wushuang saw it more realistically, and the expression on the paper man's face became more and more like the beautiful female corpse, and there was a chilling death in those eyes. The paper man was glaring viciously at the two young men in the hole.
"Mouse, don't let it shine in the moonlight!, get it off for me!" shouted Wushuang.
"Damn, I don't believe in this evil anymore, can we still let a paper man bully it?" Lu Haotian rushed up and pounced on the paper man, but he didn't know what evil he was committing, it just so happened that the wind was blowing again, and the paper man retreated a few meters lightly, and Lu Haotian pounced on the with too much force.
Wushuang threw his lighter out to Lu Haotian and told him to burn the paper figure immediately no matter what.
He was talking to Lu Haotian here, when he suddenly heard a bang in the coffin behind him......
When I looked back, my God! The corpse of the Korean woman sat up straight from the coffin! It really responded to Lu Haotian's sentence: "Stealing chickens does not make rice." Now they are really cheating, and they don't have guns on them, so it seems that they are destined to die tonight.
Wushuang's body is agile, and he knows that this corpse must be stiff soon after he wakes up, and if he doesn't take this opportunity to clean her up, I'm afraid that we will both have to explain if she shines into the moonlight. He didn't care about that much, so he gritted his teeth with the dagger in his hand and slashed at the throat of the female corpse.
Unexpectedly, when the sharp dagger was about to poke the neck of the female corpse, the female corpse actually opened Yin Hong's cherry mouth, and spit out a mouthful of rancid black gas, which struck in front of Wushuang's face. Wushuang knew that this was the corpse gas in the mouth of the big zongzi, if it was inhaled into the mouth, the corpse poison would enter the internal organs, and he really wanted to leave her as a companion.
He hurriedly rolled on the spot to avoid the black gas, but he dodged it, and this time the female corpse lost its obstruction in front of her eyes, and immediately jumped up from the coffin.
The unequaled carp stood up on the spot, raised his leg and kicked over, but this kick used enough strength. Although he is not as burly as Lu Haotian, he also learned some martial arts styles from his grandfather when he was a child. He took a foot and kicked it right in the chest of the female corpse, not only did he not mean anything to kick the female corpse, but he felt as if he had kicked on a steel plate, which shocked him and frowned.
"Lu Haotian, you calf, have you burned it? Hurry up! Lao Tzu will hang up for a while! Don't let the paper figure shine into the moonlight!" Wushuang shouted.
Lu Haotian replied on the top: "Damn, you come, you try? This game should be like long legs, running faster than a cat!"
"Come on, come on, let's change, you come down and play with her for me!"
Lu Haotian turned around and looked into the hole, and was almost frightened and fell in.
He grinned and said, "Lao Tie, pull it down, let's stop playing, this is going to make a big mess!" He reached out and quickly pulled Wushuang up from the hole.
Unexpectedly, the female corpse was faster, and jumped up after her with a whoosh, her joints did not bend at all, as if she had lost gravity, she jumped up and down and chased after her.
"Scatter the ducks! I'm not going to play. So they ran up the hill behind.
The two of them ran and gasped, but the nightmarish phantom behind them still followed, and they were about to catch up.
Lu Haotian said with a heart: "Lao Tie, you run, damn it, it's a death horizontal, Lao Tzu will fight with her!"
"Don't risk the tiger's words, there is a Guan Emperor Temple above, go in and hide, Guan Er Ye is a martial artist, driving away evil spirits and suppressing ghosts!
Fortunately, these two are big and small, and they are daring. The two of them ran up the mountain with the jumping Goryeo female corpse, but the Guandi Temple on the mountain is just a small temple with a big palm, at this time the main gate is closed, the wall is two meters high and not easy to climb, and the back is the cliff of Jue, if you can't knock on the temple door, I'm afraid that the two of them will have to jump out of the library.
But this small temple looks at the broken bricks and tiles, and the front of the door is overgrown with weeds, which does not look like a monk living at all. Lu Haotian thought in his heart that no matter whether there were people inside or not, it was estimated that there must be a horizontal deadbolt in the door, and if he wanted to get in, he had to break the deadbolt first. He slammed his right shoulder with all his might, but unexpectedly there was no door bolt in the temple at all, and the temple door opened as soon as he touched it, and threw him on his stomach.
"Who? I can't sleep well in the middle of the night, why are you running to my little temple to mess around?" A diesel lamp was lit in the hall, and a short, stubby, bald monk yawned and walked out.
"Great monk, close the door!" Wushuang helped Lu Haotian up and shouted.
"The black light is blinding, what are you two boys going to make trouble about? It's too late, you have to come back in the morning!" the short monk said ignorantly.
Wushuang and Lu Haotian squinted their eyes and frowned, the appearance of this old monk is not flattering, the buried ones have all arrived home, just this stick obliquely approves a robe, and the robe has not been washed for many years, and it is all black and shiny. He has a white stubble on his face, and a chicken feather on the corner of his mouth. Isn't it that these six pure monks just stole someone's old hen!
Lu Haotian burst out laughing.
"You little cub are smiling?" said the old monk unhappily as he pulled the chicken feather out from between his teeth.
"Nothing, nothing, haha...... Great monk, our brothers are pitiful to see that you are alone in the temple, no, I will bring you a companion!"
The Goryeo female corpse followed closely behind, and her body stiffened into the temple of Emperor Guan.
"Oh my God......! What are you guys messing with?" Although the great monk was pleasant, after all, it was a Buddhist disciple who was compassionate, and he opened his arms to protect the two young people behind him.
Lu Haotian replied: "I didn't say it, I see that you are too clean in the temple all the time, I will find you a companion, or a female companion." Have fun!"
"Cute corpse?" the old monk shook his nose in the air, sniffed, and said, "Why are you so angry? Are you two tomb robbers?"
"Great monk, let's find a way to send it away first. Otherwise, she will have to tear down your little temple!" Wushuang was also shocked when he heard the old monk's question, and he couldn't imagine that in a small temple in the countryside, this strange-looking monk still had such good knowledge.