Yan Xixi originally wanted to bite Srze's neck.

She remembers watching a TV series about vampires before, where the man bites the woman's neck from behind, which is particularly visually impactful.

It's a pity that Srzer is too tall and won't bend to match her like Nksø.

She had no choice but to settle for the next best thing.

Imagination is wonderful.

She had planned to bite on Selzer's arm, thinking that after gnawing on Selzer, she would kiss the wound where he had been bitten by teeth.

Hit a stick and give a sweet date, and don't want to hang the other party.

That atmosphere, just thinking about it, is exciting enough.

However, she never expected that after she bit it, she only heard a muffled sound of "click".

The next moment, his entire facial features were wrinkled, his hands covered his mouth, and he called vaguely: "Pain, pain, pain, ......"

The tooth almost didn't break.

She didn't use much force, but it felt like she had been hammered with a stone hammer.

Not to mention the teeth, the whole mouth and cheeks, including the head, are stuffy.

It's painful!

Xiao Ai Youyou said: "The host is big, and although the body of the god seems to be no different from a human being, it is not a human existence that can bite and move. ”

Yan Xixi: ??? Why didn't anyone talk to her about something so important?

"My teeth hurt like this at the slightest touch, if I did something with him, and went deeper, wouldn't I blow myself up every minute?"

Xiao Ai: "Ah this, this is my cognitive blind spot, probably not, if the dark god really wants to do it with you, he will definitely not be able to watch you blow yourself up, after all, the arrow is on the string, and it is terrible for the string to break." ”

Yan Xixi: ......

She looked up at Srze with tears in her eyes, and whimpered in her mouth: "It hurts, the teeth seem to be cracked......

Seeing that Srzer didn't react, she simply threw herself into Srze's arms, wrapped her arms around his waist, and buried her face in his chest.

Crying heartbroken.

"It hurts."

"I'm so weak and petite, Mr. Selzer, how can you bully me."

Srzer: ?? Who's the first to speak?

If he hadn't reacted quickly, she would have been shaken out of the house.

Not to mention teeth, the skull can also crack.

But the little body that listened to her crying trembled, as if it hurt very much.

He hesitated for a moment, then reached out and touched the fluffy soft hair on her head.

"Humans seem to have dentists." He advises: "Get a dentist. ”

The translation is: it's useless to cry in his arms in such pain, he can't stop the pain, and he is not a dentist.

Yan Xixi never expected that she had been crying for so long with tears and snot, and the other party couldn't even apologize.

Not only did she not apologize, but listening to this tone, she seemed to feel that she should cry in a different place.

Sure enough, in the eyes of the other party, she is an ant-like existence.

Yan Xixi rubbed his tears on his chest with revenge.

Raising his teary eyes, he asked him cryingly, "Mr. Selzer, don't you feel distressed when I cry?" ”

Srzer: "I don't have a heart. ”

He took her hand and placed it on his chest.

In a simple and straightforward way, tell her that she really has no heart.

Yan Xixi: ......

Are you fucking serious!?

The old lady talks to you about love, and you talk to the old lady about human organs.

Yan Xixi couldn't help but be suspicious and asked Xiao Ai: "Am I not good at acting?" ”

She was about to cry and her legs weakened, and she felt that she had worked hard.

When Xiao Ai heard this, he immediately felt that the opportunity to sell was coming: "Why don't you buy that set of books on the domineering god Xiao Jiao's wife and carefully ponder your acting skills?" ”

Yan Xixi: ......

The clown is myself!