Chapter 168 Stick Education for Human Brides
Yan Xixi's eyes lit up, and he said with a look of surprise: "Then Mr. Srze, what should you be like?" ”
Could it be that Selzer's body is that cute little black cat?
"I don't know."
Selzer was a little disappointed by her reaction, but he was invisibly relieved.
This human, he thought, was easy to die and stupid.
But she also has a little bit of merit.
Courageous!
She is bolder than the average human.
She dared to blaspheme him, how could she be afraid because he was not human.
What a human bride with the audacity.
Only his good temper will allow her to live until now!
Yan Xixi was curious: "Mr. Selzer, you don't even know what you are?" ”
Srzer: "I never look in the mirror. ”
But he has seen his reflection in the pool.
It's ugly, it's ugly.
He would never expose his own nature to her.
She liked herself so much that if she saw him in his true form, she would be scared to tears.
He hated her crying.
Very nasty!
"I see." Yan Xixi: "When Mr. Selzer can reveal his body in the future, you must show me first, Mr. Srze's body must also be very beautiful." ”
It doesn't matter if it's pretty or not, as long as it's plush.
She likes the plush that is as small as a kitten, and if it is bigger, the plush that is bigger than her, thinking that she can lie on him casually, she can immediately sink into his plush, the picture is so beautiful.
She even wanted to have a fairy magic wand and immediately transform him into a real body.
Srzer did not respond to her.
He thought to himself that there would never be a day.
He took Yan Xixi to the hot spring.
Yan Xixi was stunned when he saw the hot spring.
Good guy, Srze can't touch the water, this guy is addicted to bathing?
Selzer: "Teach you how to swim today." ”
Today he had read several theoretical books about swimming, and although he had not practiced it, it was enough to teach her.
Yan Xixi: ??
Are you sure you can teach her to swim in this waist-length pool?
Seeing that she was silent, Srzer thought that she had a psychological shadow because of her drowning death.
Then he said, "With me, you will be fine." ”
In fact, he didn't want her to touch the water again in the future.
But then I thought, there will always be times when he is not by her side.
He could have protected her forever, but she couldn't stay in his arms all the time.
He will shelter her from the wind and rain, cover everything, but she also needs to have the ability to take charge of herself.
In this way, he will not suddenly die or be bullied when he can't see.
Yan Xixi was slightly stunned because of his words.
There was a special charm in his deep voice, which made her feel at ease when she listened to him, and felt that she could trust him unconditionally.
"But you can't touch the water." Her fingers went down, scratching at the bulging throat of his neck.
She said softly and coquettishly: "Although I really want to learn, I don't want Mr. Selzer to be uncomfortable, and I will teach me when Mr. Selzer is better." ”
Srzer: "Who said that?" ”
Yan Xixi hurriedly reached out and pressed a middle finger to his lips.
"Mr. Srzer can't be angry, everyone cares about you, don't be angry, then I'll be more uncomfortable."
Selzer's lips were pressed against her fingers.
Her tone was fierce, as if she was ordering him, but it was more like a soft pleading.
The touch on his lips was odd.
It made him inexplicably a little dry and a little thirsty.
The lips felt like they were cracked.
Urgent need, run a run.
The devil sent the gods to the ground, and he opened his mouth......
……
Yan Xixi looked at his swollen fingers and glared at Selzer angrily and aggrievedly.
Hold it up to him and accuse, "Mr. Srze, my finger is swollen. ”
Selzer's obscure eyes stared at Yan Xixi's raised finger.
After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Then, I'll help you make the other ones like this." ”
He probably felt that his own proposal was a little excessive, so his voice was low.
The low voice is soft, and the voice is slightly hoarse.
When he spoke, he was very close to Yan Xixi's face, and the breath belonging to the male was rich and enthusiastic on Yan Xixi's face.
Yan Xixi reached out and rubbed his ears unnaturally.
For a moment, she felt like her ears were pregnant.
So much so that after hearing Srze's unbelievable proposal, she didn't get angry.
Instead, he withdrew his finger and whispered, "No, it will hurt." ”
Srze's voice was lower than hers: "I can tap." ”
Yan Xixi: "That, that won't work. ”
Xiao Ai let out a groundhog scream: "Are you driving, ah, ah, please, drive if you drive, don't drive if you don't drive, don't make it look like you're racing in a drag race, you're actually driving a rocking car." ”
In the end, the rocker car didn't work.
After Yan Xixi refused, Srze thought for a while: "Then teach you how to fight." ”
Yan Xixi: ???
The topic shifted too quickly.
She hadn't recovered from her heart and eyes full of pink bubbles.
But Srze's voice had returned to normal, cold and extremely serious.
The voice was like a basin of cold water, pouring her to wake up instantly.
"Fight, fight?"
Why teach her to fight?
He loves to read so much, didn't he teach her to read?
Srze was about to speak, but he stopped.
Didn't want to hit her.
He couldn't say that when he saw her hit a tree with her head and hit people with her head, he felt that she was so stupid that she was going to die, not like she was killing someone, but like she was committing suicide.
If she dies one day, there is no doubt that she must be too stupid to toss herself to death.
He had already made a plan to train her to be an existence that would not kill him casually during his recuperation in the temple.
But saying this kind of thing may hurt her self-esteem.
So he thought for a moment and said, "You are too weak, and the weak are not qualified to stay by my side." ”
Yan Xixi: ??
She put her arms around his neck, looked up at him, and retorted dissatisfiedly: "But I didn't stay by your side, I was hanging on you, nesting in your arms." ”
After speaking, he also rubbed demonstratively in his arms.
Selzer frowned, his voice cold.
"The weak are not qualified to blaspheme me."
Yan Xixi heard it, good guy, if she is a strong person, she still needs to blaspheme him?
"Snap", she kissed him on the face.
"Fortunately," said proudly, "I am not weakling, I am Mr. Srze's little Miss Hesse." ”
Srze: ......
It is understandable that human beings suddenly have a soft spot for stick education.
If she doesn't learn to fight well, he can only continue the human tradition and educate her with sticks.