Chapter 200: The Dark God threw her a book of initiation for husband and wife
The appearance of the great witch is surrounded by everyone and the momentum is magnificent.
It can be said that he is very stylish, and he is the most beautiful cub in the audience.
But she left the scene......
After splashing his head and face covered in black dog blood, he was thrown into the distance by Srze's feet.
There are only a few fleeting things in between.
This way of leaving, not to mention Dawu, even the villagers didn't expect it.
"Tie Dan, you are disrespectful to the Great Witch, you want the whole family to be cursed!"
"Tie Dan, you're trying to affect the whole village!"
……
Some of the villagers went to find the Great Witch, and some angrily pushed the iron eggs.
But Srzer had a word that Hesse was protecting.
She followed Srze's example and picked up the fellows and threw them into the distance, out of sight and out of mind.
The witch was thrown into a puddle in the distance.
When he was carried out by the villagers, his hoarse voice shouted hysterically: "I will ask my master to come and clean you up, you wait." ”
The master of the Great Witch is more famous, but it is a price to invite the Great Witch, and it is another price to invite the Master of the Great Witch.
The villagers quarreled for several days over the money.
Yan Xixi and Srze also had a relaxed and happy life.
Ever since the sleep process was interrupted that day.
Yan Hexi never said it again.
In fact, in hindsight, she felt that she was so impulsive.
It's obviously a person who blushes even when talking to a boy.,She would take the initiative to do something with a man.。
At that time, he was brave, and afterwards Hessi wanted to find a hole to get into.
Thankfully, Srzer didn't bring it up again.
She was a little glad that Selzer had probably forgotten about it a long time ago.
After all, he wouldn't care about such a thing at all.
Worried that the villagers would burn down their houses again.
Yan Xixi spends most of his time in the house.
Either raising chickens or doing needlework, Srze's clothes were ready, she began to make her own.
Srze went hunting in the mountains every day, and brought back some wild fruits or edible weeds with him.
The rabbit's skin has accumulated so much that it can already fill the bed.
Yan Xixi instructed Selzer to wash the rabbit skins inside and out, and hang them on the roof.
Just wait for the rabbit skins to be sewn together after drying.
Xiao Cui would occasionally come over for a meal, and by the way, she would talk to Yan Xixi about the progress of the Great Wizard Master.
The villagers now hate Srze.
Especially the Wangcai family, they can't wait to have such a younger brother.
For this reason, Yan Xixi resolutely did not allow Srze to come close to the village.
She knew that he would only be beaten passively against those villagers.
Srzer didn't think to get any closer.
He was either hunting or going to the bazaar to exchange money for daily necessities.
When he came back that day, Yan Xixi was just about to greet him, when he saw that he suddenly turned red.
Then quickly rushed into the room.
Yan Xixi: ??
Good guys, what's wrong?
She followed him into the house: "How much did you sell your rabbit today?" Did something happen? ”
Just as she was about to enter the door, Srzer suddenly rushed out again, shoving a packet of maltose into her arms.
Sugar and salt are both luxuries and are particularly expensive, especially sugar, which is about the same price as meat.
Yan Xixi held the bag of candy in his arms, and was a little stunned for a while.
"How did you buy the candy?"
Srzer: "Hmm. ”
He began to clean up the skins that were drying in the yard: "You taste the sweetness or not." ”
Yan Xixi opened the brown paper and found a large piece of maltose and fed it to him first.
That's just to give yourself a piece.
The taste of sugar melted between his lips and teeth, and he said, "It's so sweet, what do you think?" ”
Srzer: "I don't like sugar. ”
Yan Xixi: ...... I didn't see you throw it up.
At dinner, Sirze didn't serve the meal immediately, but looked at Yan Xixi and said, "The shopkeeper's daughter-in-law is pregnant and will give birth soon." ”
The shopkeeper is the one who runs a shop that collects animal skins and meat in the bazaar.
Selzer's wild goods were sold to him for money.
The shopkeeper is a good person, and he has always taken good care of Srze.
Yan Xixi: "Yes, this is a good thing, let's give some gifts when the time comes." ”
Selzer nodded, and stopped talking.
Yan Xixi: "What's wrong?" Anything else? ”
Selzer's eyes flickered: "It's okay. ”
Yan Xixi thinks that today's Srze is particularly eccentric.
Not only is it quirky, it's also awkward.
She knew that the other party couldn't hold back, so she didn't continue to ask.
Sure enough, when it was time to go to bed at night, Srzer did not go to bed immediately, but whispered to Yan Xixi.
"The shopkeeper gave me a book, saying that if we follow the book, we can also have children."
In fact, he first asked the shopkeeper how to conceive a child.
Yan Xixi was surprised: "What book? ”
Her eyes lit up a little.
I feel that this book could be that kind of harmony book.
Selzer took out the book from under the pillow and handed it to Yan Xixi, "I haven't read this book yet." ”
He had already read it on the way back.
Yan Xixi: ...... When to hide under the pillow? She didn't even know.
She took the book, there was no writing on the cover, a blank blue skin.
Sitting cross-legged, she flipped through the book and said to Srze, "Move the lampstand here." ”
Selzer obediently moved the candle to the wooden cabinet next to the bed.
Yan Xixi opened the book expectantly, and as a result, he saw that the first page was written.
"Ten Great Tonic Recipes"
"The trick of seven or eight times a night"
"Form complements form"
"Which direction is the head of the bed more conducive to recuperation?"
"Is fragrant ash water really capable of whipping?"
……
Yan Hessi turned the pages one by one.
I was stunned.
This is not an enlightenment book for couples at all.
Bai was overjoyed.
Srzer asked, "How's it going?" What do you think? ”
Yan Xixi was expressionless: "It's not good." ”
"No, it's very good, I read it, the ones in it, we, we haven't done it before."
As he spoke, he leaned in.
Only then did he realize that he had given the book the wrong one.
This was originally instructed by the shopkeeper to let him watch it alone, and he must not let the other party see it.
He quickly snatched the book from Yan Xixi's hand.
"It wasn't." With a blushing face, he hurriedly pressed the book back under the pillow and took out another one and handed it to Yan Xixi.
"Yes, it's this one."
Yan Xixi: ??
Selzer's face was red, as if he was about to catch fire.
In other words, this kind of book can make him blush, and it's too innocent.
Yan Xixi wanted to reach out and poke Selze's red face.
However, seeing his cramped expression, he looked like he was working with his hands and feet, and he couldn't wait to burrow into a hole in the ground the next moment.
I can only secretly suppress my thoughts.
casually flipped through the same blue-skinned book that Srzer handed her again, and the one just now that was indistinguishable.
But as soon as I opened it, I was blinded by the powerful pictures.
it!
it!
it!
She quickly closed the book in shock, turned her head and asked Srze, "Have you read it?" ”
Srze shook his head: "No, I haven't seen it." ”