Chapter 218: The Dark God Wants to Gouge Out the Little Bride's Eyes
Yan Xixi deliberately opened her eyes wide and looked at Selzer from the best angle, and when he stared at herself, she patiently blinked her eyes wide and gave him the best gesture and expression.
After a moment, Srzer looked away and said slowly, "Good eyeballs." ”
Yan Xixi: ?? You stared at it for most of the day, and you just felt that your eyes were good?
Just looking at the eyeballs, as for how long it takes?
Srzer didn't feel Yan Xixi's resentment.
He groaned and continued: "When you die of old age, I will gouge out your eyeballs and make them into specimens, and play with them in my hands every day." ”
Seeing Yan Xixi with a shocked face, he was displeased: "Little human being, it is your honor to be able to collect your eyeballs by the gods!" ”
You should be full of joy and gratitude, not shocked and scared!
Under Srze's righteous gaze, Yan Xixi was a little skeptical that there was something wrong with her own braincase.
Is it still an honor to have your eyes gouged out?
"It's definitely not an honor to be pought, but he is the god of darkness, think about it, the god of darkness plays with your eyeballs every day, although you are dead, but the eyeballs are eternal, what an honor, woo woo woo......"
Xiao Ai said passionately,
Yan Xixi fell silent.
Seeing that there was no happiness on her face at all, Selzer suspected that this human bride of her was not such a smart Ako.
Yan Xixi looked at him and said quietly: "Mr. Srze, we human beings pay attention to the fallen leaves and return to the soil for peace, if the eyes of the dead are dug out and played, it is a great disrespect to the deceased, and the deceased will die without turning a blind eye. ”
So troublesome?
Humans are stupid creatures.
But it was a good solution, he said, "I can gouge out your eyeballs when you are dying." ”
Wouldn't that be a great disrespect to the dead, and wouldn't let her die blindly?
And the eyeballs that were gouged out before she died were more glossy, no different from when they were in her eyes.
Best of both worlds.
Selzer smiled with satisfaction.
But what made him wonder was that the human bride next to him, the expression on her face could no longer be described as shock.
To be precise, it's horror plus looking at the freak's eyes.
Yan Xixi and Xiao Ai complained: "The dark god is a pervert!" Damn, I can say that I can dig out people's eyeballs when I am alive, and I enjoy it so much. ”
Xiao Ai had to remind: "Great, the Dark God's favorability towards you has increased a little. ”
Yan Xixi: ?? "What is the reason for the rise?"
Xiao Ai: "It swelled just when he said he gouged out your eyeballs when you were dying." ”
Xiao Ai added: "He thinks it's a great way, it's the best of both worlds, and he's very happy." ”
Yan Xixi: ......
What kind of brain circuit is this?
It's so fucking perverted that it can't be any more perverted.
However, thinking about this goodwill is as rare as pie in the sky, and it can be exchanged for props to save your life at critical moments.
Yan Xixi immediately adjusted his emotions and tried his best to downplay this perverted thing.
After all, she can't live to die of old age in such a virtual world, and after the mission is completed, she will go home to find her brother, so as not to give the guy in front of her a chance to gouge out her eyeballs.
When I thought about it, I was immediately relieved.
She smiled sweetly at Srze.
The teeth are white, the eyebrows and eyes are bent, and the ground is good-looking.
"That's a good idea, Mr. Jesrze."
Srze: ??? Why are human brain circuits so long?
She doesn't know now that it's good?
"But Mr. Srze, if I hadn't lost my breath, wouldn't it hurt to gouge out my eyeballs like this, I'm most afraid of pain."
"No, it won't." He solemnly promised: "I will make you feel no pain." ”
Yan Xixi looked at his solemn and serious expression and knew that he was not joking.
Although MMP in my heart, I still have a smile on my face.
"Wow, Mr. Srzer, you're so good, what do you think you should do when the time comes to gouge out my eyeballs."
Selzer only thought about playing with her hand all the time, and didn't think about what to do with her eyes.
Seeing that Hessi looked expectant, he asked, "What do you want to make your eyeballs into?" ”
Yan Xixi: ...... I just fucking want my eyes to stay in my eyes all the time.
"I don't know." She said blankly, "I haven't even thought about this question." ”
Selzer thought about it, and felt that this pair of eyeballs actually looked best in her eyes, except in her eyes, it was almost meaningless to put them anywhere else.
But it's so good-looking, he not only wants to put it in her eyes, but also wants to play with it.
Alas, if it is a movable eyeball, there will be no such trouble.
In short, it's still human beings who are in trouble.
Yan Xixi was also asking Xiao Ai about his favorability when Srze was staring at him.
Xiao Ai: "It's big, it's gone up a little, and it hasn't continued to rise, but if you keep up your efforts, maybe it will rise in the next moment." ”
Yan Xixi never expected that he sacrificed his eyeballs and echoed Selze's words again and again, but he couldn't get a little favor from him.
Good fellow, it's a wolf.
"It's too hard to earn his favorability."
"Don't give up, you have to know that the dark god never has any favorability for humans, only you are a special, you have to find out his preferences and follow the hair, and then the favorability will be like rain."
Yan Xixi: "He likes to gouge out my eyeballs." ”
The premise of following his preferences cannot be valid.
Xiao Ai: ......
Selzer stared at Yan Xixi's eyes for a long time before he said, "Let's make beads for the time being, and then make something else when I think of a good one." ”
"Okay, okay." Yan Xixi resisted the urge to scold his mother and said happily: "I am so happy to think that even if I die, my eyes can always accompany Mr. Selzer." ”
Selzer: "You're just dead, and it's not like you're not with me, what's so fun about that." ”
Yan Xixi: ??? Not even the dead!!
She looked at Srzer stupidly: "Can I accompany Mr. Srzer even if I die?" Won't I be a ghost then? What if it scares Mr. Srze? I don't want to scare Mr. Srzer. ”
And the thought of her being dead and gouged out will still exist.
That picture...... It's scary!
Selzer: "Weak human, you can't scare me by anything. ”
Yan Xixi: "Mr. Srzer is so bold. ”
Finding that Srze still didn't give her a favorability increase, Yan Xixi no longer had hope.
He continued to say to Srzer, "Mr. Srzer, can you move, can you go out and serve me some food?" I'm so hungry. ”
She didn't want to take a bath, she wanted to get dressed and get out of this place.
Selzer: "No. ”
He added: "You go on your own. ”
"But I'm not wearing any clothes." She looked at Srzer pitifully: "Humans can't walk around naked outside. ”