Yan Xixi: ? At this time, I don't want to pick her up and coax, but sneer?

Oh, man!

"It hurts!" Yan Xixi sat on the ground and hugged his knees, and looked up pitifully at Srzer, who turned around: "Mr. Selzer, I fell my ass many times today, and it hurts so much." ”

Without waiting for Srzer to respond, she complained again: "Mr. Srzer, the next time I hug you, can't you pretend to be picked up by me, you are so motionless that I will have to think twice if I want to hug you in the future." ”

Srzer: "Pretend? ”

He thought about it and felt that this pretend was a bit difficult for him.

Glancing at the kitchen, he said, "The food is out." ”

When Yan Xixi heard this, he opened his hands and asked Srze to hug.

"You carry me."

Selzer stared at her with a blank expression.

Yan Xixi twisted his body and shook his head, frowned and pouted: "I want Mr. Srzer to hug." ”

Selzer stared thoughtfully at her reaction: "Are you coquettish to me? ”

Yan Xixi: ? Otherwise, could it be that she looks like she's sprinkling?

Obviously, in that "dream", without her being coquettish, Selzer can take the initiative to post it.

The gap between "dreams" and reality is too big!

Selzer commented: "Humans are stupid. ”

Yan Xixi: ...... You might as well say that the old lady is sprinkling!

The stupid human was angry and didn't intend to talk to the unenlightened wooden man again, so she stood up silently and limped towards the table with her ass in her hands.

Only good food can solve all your worries.

Selzer followed her, puzzled: "Why don't you want me to hug it?" ”

This human being does not always do things, cannot persevere to the end, and always gives up halfway.

So angry.

He was going to make a plan right away to start a training class for humanity.

"I can't sit still." Yan Xixi didn't look back, and replied with a flat mouth: "My butt hurts." ”

Selzer threw his training program aside and set his eyes on her ass.

He said, "Can you sit and eat?" ”

Without waiting for Hessi to reply, he added, "The chair is as hard as the floor, so sit in my arms." ”

Xiao Ai, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't hold back this excitement, and her voice trembled: "Big, big, you have to agree, woo woo, this posture is too hilarious." ”

Yan Xixi: "It's quite hi. ”

Xiao Ai: ?? Oh, I'm always praising it today, and I always feel that something is wrong.

Yan Xixi said to Srze, "Okay, sit in your arms." ”

Finally, he pretended to be worried and asked, "I am so heavy, will it make Mr. Srzer uncomfortable?" ”

Srzer: "No. ”

He felt that the human bride had no self-knowledge of herself.

Don't talk about one her, even ten of her sitting in his arms, it won't make him feel a little uncomfortable.

Srze temporarily served as a chair, and Yan Xixi was not polite.

After the cooks had finished serving the dishes and left, she sat down in his arms and concentrated on eating.

Of course, when you encounter something delicious, you don't forget to pout, turn your head and feed it to Srze.

Srzer doesn't like food.

But he couldn't refuse the sweet taste of her lips.

She fed it, and he barely ate it.

She sat in his arms like this, and always twisted her body to feed him.

The behavior seems normal.

But gradually, Srzer became abnormal.

He tugged at her arm, and his voice was low: "Eat well." ”

Don't move around anymore.

Yan Xixi's innocent face: "I'm eating well." ”

Srzer pursed his lips.

I really want the human bride to stop turning her head.

But she turned her head to feed him.

So when it came to his mouth, he swallowed it back again.

After all, he still wanted her to continue feeding.

However, Yan Xixi continued to feed him a few times.

Sensing his body gradually tense.

But in that regard, there seems to be no reaction at all.

Alas, she now finally understood the true difference between the god of darkness and the god of light.

One can stand up, the other can't!

After Yan Xixi confirmed it, he did not continue to feed Srze.

She took a small bite of her favorite Black Forest cake, and asked Srzer curiously without looking back: "Mr. Srzer, can I ask you a question?" ”

"Huh?"

"Mr. Srzer, how did you digest human food after eating it?"

Selzer stared at her as she dug up the cake.

She fed it all into her own mouth, spoonful by spoonful.

"Volatilization." Srzer's words were short: "It's not difficult. ”

Yan Xixi imagined the image of him volatile food all over his body.

Suddenly, there was no desire to eat.

Alas, she shouldn't have asked such a question during a meal.

"Mr. Srze, let's go shopping." She put down her fork: "I want to buy a special gift for Mr. Srze." ”

Srzer: "Why? ”

He didn't want to go out.

He wanted to lie in bed and sleep.

Yan Xixi: "I want to give Mr. Srzer a gift." ”

Srzer: "I don't want gifts. ”

Yan Xixi: "Otherwise, Mr. Srze, you wait at home, and I'll go to the street to buy gifts......"

Srzer: "No. ”

He won't put the human bride in a place he can't see anymore.

Hessy: "So, what does Mr. Srzer want to do?" ”

Srzer: "It's time to sleep. ”

Yan Xixi looked at the scorching midday sun.

Srze: "It's important to sleep in the afternoon. ”

Yan Xixi: "Okay, okay. ”

You can't go out, but you can shop online.

"Mr. Srzer, have you seen my phone?"

Srzer reached for his phone and handed it to her.

The moment she disappeared, the phone fell from her and was put away by him.

Yan Xixi didn't think much about it, after all, she didn't have much impression of what happened a year ago.

"Mr. Srze, my leg is numb, you can carry me upstairs."

Srzer: "Oh. ”

He grabbed her waist with one hand and got up.

Caught her under the squeaky nest.

Strode upstairs.

"Mr. Srze, I want you to hold it, it's a hold, I don't want to be caught like this, it's uncomfortable to die, I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit you."

……

Selzer ignored her shouting.

Hmph, he didn't want to hug her anymore.

When she sticks to him too closely, it always makes him weird and uncomfortable.

It's a lot easier to grip it like this.

Selzer easily carried the human bride back to the house, and then put her down.

Yan Xixi ignored him and lay on the bed on his side with his mobile phone.

She searched for the information she had compiled about Konishi.

Although the sun was strong outside, the windows had been covered, and the night pearl in the room had dimmed, as if it had been night.

Srzer had been lying quietly in bed.

But the human woman next to her is playing with her phone.

Although it was silent, he could clearly feel her every move.

Aren't all human beings all needed to take a nap?

Why doesn't this human sleep?

said that she was going to prepare a gift for him, but she obviously didn't buy a gift on her mobile phone!!