Yan Xixi: ...... I analyze the plot with you reasonably, and you are talking to me about sauce brewing?

This system is outrageous!

Xiao Ai continued to worry: "The dark god is not complete yet, he can't make you pregnant." ”

Xiao Ai: "And your body is a fragile human being, and you can't carry the children of the gods. ”

Xiao Ai concluded: "Big, you're too difficult." ”

Yan Xixi: "It's simple, find a normal person to conceive a child." ”

Xiao Ai: ......

It was silent for a moment, and the resentful voice said slowly: "Great, do you want the dark body to be a father and be a pick-up man by the way?" ”

"Great." Xiao Ai's voice was cold and faint: "No one dares to cuckold the dark god!" ”

Yan Xixi: "Huh? Will be killed by the dark gods? ”

Xiao Ai gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Cuckold the dark god, you will be thundered by the sky." ”

Yan Xixi: ...... True love fans!

Finding that Yan Xixi was no longer speaking, Xiao Ai reacted in hindsight, and his voice was coy: "Dada, you don't really have such a plan, right?" ”

Yan Xixi: "Shhhh ”

Srzer entered.

He had already stood outside the door, and when the ten minutes came, he didn't even push the door, and went straight through the door into the room.

The room was a little different.

Selzer looked at his bed for the first time.

The bed was neat and tidy, and it was like leaving by itself.

The human bride did not take advantage of his absence and secretly rolled on the bed.

This relieved him.

Lowering his eyes, he landed his gaze on the large, black box on the ground.

The plain black box is tied with a ribbon.

Gift box?

His eyes froze.

This is, a gift?

Well?

Srzer understood what was in such a large box, but he walked over and lifted the lid of the box.

He was really worried that if he was one step too late, the human bride would be covered in it.

As soon as the lid was lifted, countless colored crystals erupted from the box.

The human bride stood up and scattered a bunch of sparkles in the air.

Crystal lit up her body and her head was full.

She looked at him with a smile and asked, "Mr. Srze, am you happy that I gave myself to you as a gift?" ”

Srzer didn't speak.

He stared at the clothes she was wearing.

"What's on your head?"

"Cat earrings."

"What about the neck?"

"Collar chain."

"You, why did you put a tail on yourself?"

"Yes!" Yan Xixi dangled his artificial little tail: "The black cat tail, isn't it beautiful?" ”

Selzer looked at her outfit: "You want to be a cat?" ”

Good people don't do, what do cats!

Yan Xixi: ......

She kept smiling: "Mr. Selzer, don't you think I look good in this cat girl's suit?" ”

Srzer reached out and tried to help her pull the clothes off her chest a bit.

Didn't pull it.

And this dress, although it seems to be leather, is not of good quality.

Of course, it could also be that Srzer is too strong.

The clothes were pulled by him like this, and there was a "snort" sound.

Yan Xixi: ......

Selzer stared blankly at the two black cloths in his hand: ?

Xiao Ai: "Oh! The dark god is so funny, oh, I love it! ”

Srze was stunned for a second, then quickly raised his hand and pasted the two pieces of black cloth back as they were.

It seems that as long as he is fast, everything can be treated as if nothing happened.

Yan Xixi watched him "snap" and put the piece of chest cloth back in its place.

Yan Xixi's chest shook.

Her whole head seemed to shake with it.

was completely stunned by Selze's divine operation.

Xiao Ai was shocked: "Big, the dark god is so powerful, look down, the two pieces of cloth that fell off your chest were actually pasted back as they were, and the place before them fit tightly, without the slightest sign of misalignment." ”

Yan Xixi: ...... Can this also be boasted?

She slowly lowered her head and watched the cloth on her chest slip to the ground little by little.

Then he met Srze's gaze.

Selzer: "I'll sew it with a needle and thread. ”

Hexi: "No, no. ”

Srzer: "Oh. ”

He said calmly: "I don't think I need to, this dress is too ugly, and it can't cover your flesh." ”

Yan Xixi: ......

This mallet lady can't move!

Yan Xixi looked at him and said slowly, "Mr. Srze, are you satisfied with the gift I gave you?" ”

Srze: "Are you a gift?" ”

"Doesn't count?"

"You were mine."

Yan Xixi: ...... I didn't have your name on my horse's head!

There are no two pieces of cloth on the chest, and it is cold.

Hearing Selzer's words, Yan Xixi's heart was also cold.

After such a lot of work, it won't end up, and the task won't be completed.

"If you're not satisfied, Mr. Srzer, I'll cry."

Selzer stared at the human bride with soft eyebrows.

Her amber eyes couldn't withstand the salty and astringent bubbles of tears.

So, he immediately said, "I'm satisfied." ”

Hexi: "Oh, then you take off your coat and put it on me." ”

Srzer didn't.

He glanced at Hexi's chest, and a cloak belonging to a human bride floated out, and he clicked with his divine power to just above his chest.

He tied a small piece of the shaved cloak around the neck of the human bride.

Extremely satisfied, he said, "Okay." ”

Yan Xixi looked down and glanced at the "cloak" that had been tied backwards, oh, because it had been cut, this cloak now looked a bit like a bib that a two-year-old child wore when he was eating.

Coincidentally, the position of her vacuum can be completely covered.

Yan Xixi looked at Srze with a complicated expression.

"Mr. Srze."

"Huh?"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend before?"

"What's a girlfriend?" Selzer's answer didn't hesitate for a second, "Can you eat it?" ”

He thought for a moment: "I don't remember anything from before, but I'm not a person who likes to eat, and even if I can eat it, I guess I haven't eaten it." ”

Yan Xixi looked at him with a serious answer on his face, and his heart instantly turned into helplessness.

Alas, what's there to be angry with such a wooden pier.

She tugged at her "cloak".

"This cloak is very chic, it looks so good, thank you Mr. Srze."

Selzer felt that his vision was recognized, and tilted his head slightly to look at it.

He reached out and touched her tail.

"How can this tail still wagging on its own?"

"There's a battery." "The tail is automatic and can regulate the speed of the shake. ”

Yan Xixi: "Mr. Srze, do you like it?" Or would I like to send you? ”

Srzer: "It's fake, it's not pretty. ”

Yan Xixi: ...... You don't think it looks good, but take your hands away.

Srze: "Not as good as your fishtail." ”

When the words fell, Yan Xixi fell to the ground.

Her legs quickly came together and turned into a silver-pink fishtail.

Yan Xixi: ......

Srzer: ??