Chapter 34: Made of Water
"Hey, little angel, you're a girl!" Ling Feng asked curiously, "Is that little devil also a girl?"
"Yes!" the little angel leaned against the root of Ling Feng's ear and whispered. The little face www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion immediately turned crimson, like a red apple. "That little devil is also a girl, but it doesn't look like a girl, how can there be such a rude girl. Ling Feng winked at the little angel. Squeezing eyebrows. "Master, maybe it's a shemale, but it's not certain, and I don't know if the little devil is a boy or a girl. The little angel flew up, flapped its white wings gently, and shook its shoulders.
"Hey, have you had enough? The little devil showed his biceps and said, "Here, master, touch." "Touch your uncle and go away, my stomach is starving." Ling Feng said with a look of disgust. The little devil drooped his wings, looking sad and disappointed. "Well, touch it, it's a little one. Ling Feng didn't want to look at this little thing with a gray face. Although this little devil is a bit mischievous. When the little devil heard this, the wings that he had been hanging just now suddenly became energetic.
Ling Feng pinched the little devil's skinny biceps as he said. "All right, you're a manly man. Ling Feng said casually. waved his hand. "Wow, the little devil is amazing. The little angel scoffed. "Shut up, you guy. The little devil said.
"Gollum" was already screaming with hunger.
"Little ones, disappear and come back to my mind!" Ling Feng snapped his fingers lightly. The two small things disappeared like smoke, and there was a sense of immediacy that made a monster.
"Auntie, let's have a combination of steamed buns and soy milk. Ling Feng said loudly. "Ah Feng, it's this again, why are you eating this again, have you forgotten what happened in the Hilton restaurant last time. Shi Yin said with a smile. Ling Feng's face was full of black lines, which reminded him of what happened last time. "Hey, Shiyin, can you please not mention what happened last time. Ling Feng felt very embarrassed when he remembered what happened last time. How could that kind of thing be forgotten. In the exquisite and elegant Western restaurant, a young man with two goods would say a combination of "steamed buns and soy milk fritters", and then was bluntly rejected by the service.
It's no different from going to the wrong toilet. In short, Ling Feng felt very embarrassed when he thought about it, and he was embarrassed to find a hole to get into.
"I know, I know, Ah Feng won't mention it if he doesn't let him mention it!" Shi Yin took over breakfast and said coquettishly.
"What's the matter, brother?" Nangong Le asked curiously, wanting to know what was going on. After all, this little witch had really regarded Ling Feng as her brother.
"It's nothing, let's eat!" Ling Feng didn't want to tell Nangong Le about this embarrassing matter. But Ling Feng felt something tugging at the corners of his uniform at this time. Ling Feng took his breakfast and turned his head to look at it, so frightened that he almost dropped his breakfast to the ground.
"That, classmate Ling Feng, I'm sorry for scaring you?" It was none other than someone else, the one pulling the corners of Ling Feng's clothes was Chibon Xue Ying, with chestnut shoulder-length short hair, and the appearance of a girl next door. If it were someone else, Ling Feng would definitely say like this: "Do you know that if you do this, you will scare people's lives, even if you are not scared to death, you will be scared to death." Anyway, you scared me. Then he touched his chin and grinned, "Unless you have a girlfriend with me, haha." ”
But the one in front of me is a girl, sister does you understand, even Jia Baoyu of "Dream of Red Mansions" once said that daughters are flesh and bones made of water, and men are flesh and bones made of mud.
But he Ling Feng still knows this about cherishing his sister, not to mention that "I, Ling Feng, want to become the male protagonist of the Long Aotian stallion type!" Ling Feng thought smugly in his heart. The most important thing is that the girl in front of me is so cute! like a porcelain doll. No, the kind of porcelain doll that is not rigid, how can you describe the natural cute girl in front of you.
"Nima, I can't do it again, otherwise those two little things in my heart will hit me on the head with a hammer again. Ling Feng was wary in his heart.
"The male protagonist of the dragon Aotian stallion type, haha. There was a mocking voice from the little devil in his ears. "Fuck off, you little bastard has been a bit of a good timer lately. Ling Feng directly burst out foul language, this little thing was still eager to be recognized by himself a second ago. "Who did you learn this from?" "Well, in my opinion, I only see that you are just a stallion, not Long Aotian." Of course I learned it from you," the little devil cast a disdainful look, and that look looked like a local tyrant looking at a beggar. Ling Feng felt that there were thousands of alpacas galloping past in his heart, and he really wanted to vent the anger in his heart, if he could breathe fire, he Ling Feng would definitely bake the little demon in front of him to ashes, or stick him on the iron frame like roasting a leg of lamb. Then he listened to the little devil's miserable cry: "Master, spare me! "Haha, Ling Feng is making up the scene of the little devil being punished by himself.........
"Get out, disappear for me, and next time you dare to complain about me, I'll wipe you out of my mind. Ling Feng shouted, after all, this thing was made up by his own brain, as long as he didn't make up his brain, wouldn't it be equivalent to killing him?
The little devil disappeared with a "poof".
"No, it turned out to be a thousand classmates! What a coincidence!" Ling Feng said with his eyes narrowed into a line. Necessary skills for flirting girls, and you should smile when you see a beautiful woman......
"That, that, Ling Feng......" Chibon Yukizakura stammered with her head down.
"Which one is that, please sister, can you hurry up? My stomach is going to be so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back, no, I am going to start digesting the gastric mucosa. Although I also want to pretend to be a gentleman, you must know that people are iron and steel, and you don't eat a meal to death. Unless I'm in a bad mood, but I'm in a good mood right now! Anyway, I'm going to eat......"
"What's the matter?," Ling Feng said solemnly, holding back his hunger.
"No, nothing. Chibon Yukizakura bit her lip and kept shaking her head.
"Please, sister, you must have something here, others can't see it, but as a senior otaku, I can see it at once, your immediacy this day, it's clear what there is, come, little sister, my brother gives you a piece of candy, tell my brother, what happened. Maybe my brother can help you solve the problem. As long as I can do it, my brother will definitely do it. You're going to say, 'Coaxing Doni?' (note the Japanese transliteration, old driver, don't tell me you don't look at the table ^o^)' and I'll answer, 'Coax Doni, coax Doni?' and you will definitely ask, 'Coax Doni, coax Doni?' Ling Feng was thinking about the conversation with Senbon Snow Sakura.
"You bastard, can you stop muttering in your heart, can you say it to your face. The little devil flew out again and said angrily. "Whatever it matters to you, I won't. Ling Feng put on an expression of "I'm arrogant, but you're here to beat me". This time, it was the little devil's turn to yell at Ling Feng, "Get out." "What are you kidding, how can it be me, I am a man who regards my sister as a farmer's spring, and I am also refreshed when I see my daughter......" "Nima, if you don't beat you for a day, you will be sick." The little devil took out a sledgehammer and slammed it on Ling Feng's head. A kind of comic immediacy comes to mind. And then it was like the world evaporated.
Not to mention that people sometimes owe beating, Ling Feng belongs to the category of underbeating, at least on the other side. This beating really made Ling Feng sober up a lot.
Ling Feng shook his head desperately, and he almost dropped his head to the ground.
"The pain of dying is getting more and more real. Ling Feng felt dizzy, really like he had been beaten by a hammer. "What's getting more and more real, Ah Feng. Shi Yin walked over with breakfast and looked at Ling Feng with suspicious eyes.
"No, nothing. Ling Feng picked a random place and sat on the chair to eat.
Several girls also sat together to eat with Ling Feng.
Ling Feng glanced at the three girls. "Shiyin, Her Majesty the Queen type, ah no, the Queen is too cold, it's the Royal Sister type, it's not right. Anyway, it's my favorite genre, the same girlfriend as "My Two-Dimensional Girlfriend", it's my favorite genre anyway. Nangong Le, tsundere Lori type, the best choice for sister control. Thousand snow cherry blossoms, natural cute type. Uh-huh, what should be done...... The head is broken, bad, can't remember, unknown. It's not bad anyway. So many girls are by my side, this is not heaven, sure enough, I like the girl who is like water the most, it seems that Jia Baoyu and I also have something in common!" Ling Feng was eating while thinking about it, completely forgetting that he didn't have a spiritual weapon. My heart is full of girls' things.
"Sakura, did you just pull at the corner of my uniform?" Ling Feng asked.
"Ah Feng, are you calling me, what a kind call!" Shi Yin thought Ling Feng was calling himself, and said happily.
"I'm calling...... That's right, I'm calling Shi Yin!" Ling Feng just wanted to say, "I'm calling Qian Ben Xue Ying!" After thinking about it carefully, he couldn't let Shi Yin hear it. That would be sad. "But when did I pull the corners of Ah Feng's clothes!" Shi Yin was not stupid, and glanced at Qianben Xue Sakura. Then he said to Ling Feng with a smile, but his heart was full of happiness. After all, there are people who are willing to lie for the sake of their feelings. This shows that he is still very important in Ling Feng.
Ling Feng was dumbfounded, "This, I'...... I ...... "I don't know how to answer."
"Ah Feng, let's eat! I know everything, right!" and then opened his mouth but didn't make a sound. Ling Feng understood. No, to be exact, I understand. "Actually, Ah Feng cares about me the most, right? "Damn, Ling Feng can even read lip language! Are you going to hang up according to the routine.........
Ling Feng's little face instantly turned crimson.
It's over again, and the eunuchs won't be slower, please forgive me.
Extra
"Color, you're going to be a eunuch even slower!"
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"Is it not" readers
"No, readers. The author cried.
"Is it interesting to play with the reader and applaud?"
"No, I'm more slow, but I won't be a eunuch, forgive me for writing slowly, and I have to go to work. ”
"There are a lot of part-time writers, how can people keep changing, just you kid is crooked. Most. ”
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"Stinky boy, is your Japanese good?"
"Where, where. ”
"I'll do my best, after all. It's the first time I want to do it. I'm sorry. ”