11. Those who can work more and burn witches more
Of course, there are not only five people in this special chat group, including Yu Miao, but the rest of them have disappeared intermittently over the years.
I don't know if it was crossed over, or because of his influence, he forgot about this group.
Yu Miao felt that the probability of the latter was a little greater, because after he was "forgotten" by the world, he had encountered such a thing many times.
What's more, this group can communicate as long as there is consciousness.
It's impossible that they don't even have basic consciousness after crossing over, right?
"Don't move here, I'll buy you some oranges."
"I'll eat two of them, and I'll give you the rest."
Looking at the two new messages that appeared in the chat group, the corners of Yu Miao's mouth couldn't help twitching, it was the familiar scene of the old father recognizing his son, and the scene where the son not only didn't recognize it, but also wanted to be your grandson.
Speaking of which, he has to meet in this group almost every day in such a scene, and he doesn't know how these guys can never get tired of playing.
Can't you let go of these two "stalks"?
These two "stalks" are posed in various poses every day, and they will also be played badly!
Yu Miao looked at it carefully for a while, and found that there were a lot of things that interested him in this chat message. For example, the "swordsman should not" who traveled to a new world.
The swordsman should not: "It used to be a bunch of cells, and I didn't even have a reference, so I couldn't judge anything, but now I can be sure that my time flow here should be very fast!" Now in the ocean here, a complete food chain has begun to appear. At the top of the food chain is a large bug that resembles both a pipi shrimp and a centipede, which is the most aggressive and carnivorous. â
Three hundred years of steady waves: "Didn't you just experience the oxygen extinction over there?" So fast? But in that case, maybe we'll be talking......"
The swordsman should not: "It's Jurassic, dinosaurs running all over the ground?" â
The flowers bloomed in the dream: "No, it's you who are gone." â
Seeking waves in stability for three hundred years: "Yes, the world over there is so dangerous, you will definitely be eaten sooner or later." But don't worry, even if you are eaten and digested, I will still be here and buy you a few oranges every day. â
Yu Miao: "......"
Murder and heartbreaking!
However, Yu Miao looked at the painting style of seeking waves in stability for three hundred years, and couldn't help but be more and more sure of his guess.
This guy is "Twilight Dawn Loneliness"!
Isn't he good at sending people into the palace, can he say such things?
Thinking of this, Yu Miao typed quickly.
Whenever it rains, it must control the power of water: "Can dinosaurs stuff red envelopes?" â
Seeking waves in stability for 300 years: "Theoretically, you can, but here, where do you raise it?" Don't tell me that house prices plummeted after I crossed over? I don't like to hear that. â
The swordsman should not: "What, before you crossed, was your family engaged in real estate?" â
Three hundred years of stability and waves: "It's not, it's mainly that when housing prices fall, it will seem that our good brother is the one who took the shit luck, won the lottery first and then got rich in the stock market before buying a house, which is very unrelenting!" Not long after starting, housing prices fell, isn't this a ready-made decline? â
Yu Miao's face darkened, and he replied lightly: "Can't I be taken by a rich woman?" â
Seeking waves in stability for 300 years: "If you are not a monkey, don't think about Pan Taoyuan every day." â
Yu Miao put down his phone, turned his head to look at Yi Yi on the side, and asked, "Can I go to your house as a guest?" By the way, have you taken in any weird things in your house lately? Also, where is the ghost who wrote the book? â
It didn't mean anything else, he just suddenly wanted to meet his good friend after the crossing!
Absolutely hands-free.
This can be guaranteed by the head under the crotch that has been seeking waves for 300 years in stability.
Yi Yi was looking at the mobile phone in Yu Miao's hand, full of curiosity about whether this could be eaten, whether she could let her take a bite, and suddenly heard Yu Miao say this, the delicate little face was obviously stunned for a moment, and then she twisted her little brows, thought about it and said, "Ah? You mean, that goblin is actually hiding in my house? And this ghost also said to others, my house is a zoo? â
"That's your own guess, I didn't say." Yu Miao hurriedly denied that he was such a righteous person, would he be the kind of person who betrayed his friends?
After finishing speaking, in order to prevent her from thinking too much, Yu Miao added with a serious face: "Anyway, I won't tell you that this ghost who has been seeking waves for three hundred years in stability is in your house, and it also says that your home is a zoo." â
"Well, I guess, you didn't say that." Yi Yi also cooperated with a little head.
Then, she asked the question she had always wanted to ask: "Is this edible?" â
Yi Yi pointed to the mobile phone in Yu Miao's hand.
She couldn't help but lick her lips, this thing was the same color as the candy she had just eaten, it was pitch black, and it looked delicious.
"I said you can't eat this, do you believe it?" Yu Miao handed her the phone with a strange expression.
"Then I'll take a look."
The delicate little face was so assured, but when the phone fell into her hand, the small mouth immediately became a piece and gnawed hard.
Click!
The screen of the mobile phone unfortunately passed away.
Immediately after that, the fuselage followed the martyrdom.
Subsequently, the original battery said that the pair of dogs and men could not live on Huangquan Road.
Yu Miao's face was calm, which he expected, and then he found another mobile phone.
He also has a lot of mobile phones.
What style, all brands.
Of course, in addition to not caring about the mobile phone, Yu Miao has already figured out the character of this little girl, so he gave her the mobile phone so simply.
lest you always be remembered by "thieves".
"Bah, Bah, Bah......"
After spitting out a mouthful of slag, Yi puffed out his cheeks, and on that delicate little face, he was naturally not embarrassed at all.
Yu Miao turned on the machine.
After going online again, I found that the chat group was already full of people at this time.
in the chat group.
The flowers bloomed in the dream: "Where have you been, why haven't you been seen for most of the day?" â
This was not said to Miao.
It's a great magician who can rub small fireballs with his hands.
Walking left and right, I saw a small bone: "â( Ėâ')âI was busy burning witches just now!" â
Seeking waves in stability for three hundred years: "There is one thing to say, your witches are really miserable, burn one a day, and burn a few more during the New Year's holidays." I don't know, I thought it was your ancestors under the earth who were good at this. â
The swordsman should not: "Do you have so many witches?" How do you feel like you can't finish burning? â
Walking left and right, I saw a small bone: "As the saying goes, the wildfire can't be burned, the spring breeze blows and grows, our witch is a leek, cut stubble after stubble, and I can't help it as a big magician who can rub small fireballs!" I have to work hard! âåˇ ãĖ_ÎŊã)â"
The flowers bloom in the dream: "The burning witch has a woolen relationship with your hand rubbing the small fireball?" (īšâīš)â
Peeping at this, Yu Miao couldn't help but nodded.
Because he also wants to know.
Then Yu Miao saw ......
Walking left and right, I saw a small bone: "(°ã°) The relationship is big, just like bringing a knife without an umbrella when it rains, and people here don't bring matchboxes when they go out."