Chapter 160: Amitabha Buddha Gold and Steel Group
"That's a coincidence." Ye Ziming was a little surprised.
It sounds unbelievable that there is such a situation.
"Who's to say it isn't," said Lin Mu with his head down, "I could have avoided it if I had prepared in advance, but I was fascinated by it, where would I have thought that the flying needle would fly towards me?" ”
"Mainly, I didn't expect the flying needle to come in the wrong direction and drill into my crotch. Fucking stinky! If it flies into my face, I can handle it, drill the crotch, and I'm fucking unprepared. ”
The woods, which looked very elegant, burst into foul language.
It can be seen how much damage the fly is aimed at.
Ye Ziming smiled, "Even if you are prepared, I'm afraid you won't be able to dodge." ”
He thought Lin Mu was bragging.
When he was learning acupuncture from the old man in the prison, the old man taught him medical skills and silver needle throwing at the same time.
The old man said that among all the cold weapons, the speed of the needle is the fastest, and learning to throw the flying needle is equivalent to mastering a trick.
So just now Lin Mu said that he could avoid the flying needle, and Ye Ziming thought that the other party was bragging.
"Don't believe it, do you?"
Lin Mu was a little annoyed, he grabbed a glass on the coffee table, and as soon as his fingers exerted force, he heard "bang", and the cup turned into pieces.
Ye Ziming was taken aback.
I can't see that Lin Mu actually has internal strength.
Only then did I remember that on the business card given by the other party, there were the words "first-class samurai of the member of the Yanxia Folk Kung Fu Association".
In fact, although Ye Ziming learned kung fu from the old man in the prison, he didn't know anything about things in the martial arts, and he didn't know what the concept of "first-class samurai" was.
Now through the other party crushing the glass, I know that the first-class samurai is not ordinary.
"You're awesome!" Ye Ming gave the other party a thumbs up.
Heartfelt admiration.
"Not worth mentioning!" Lin Mu hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm not even a three-legged cat." I only deserve to be an audience for this little effort. ”
"The real awesomeness is the fighters who participate in the underground boxing tournaments."
Ye Ziming was suddenly surprised.
It turns out that not everyone is qualified to watch underground boxing fights.
He was even more curious, "At that time, who was the person who threw the flying needle?" ”
"I fuck the eight generations of his grandmother's ancestors!!"
Lin Mu scolded, "Last year, I didn't give him the contract, he actually held a grudge and used the Offspring Needle on me!" ”
"Lao Tzu is ready this year, as long as he goes, he will die!"
Ye Ziming was stunned.
Why is the forest so angry and corrupt?
What's going on?
Next, the other party explained angrily.
It turned out that the person who injured Lin Mu with a flying needle was named Leng Bing. This person is a samurai of the sixth rank.
Leng Bing is a coal dealer.
Last year, the Lin Group used a steamship to pull coal overseas, and Leng Bing found Lin Mu and wanted to buy 5 million coal by ship, and proposed to sign a contract to divide it into four or six shares.
Lin Mu did not agree.
So, Lin Mu thought of a possibility. Leng Bing should hate himself for this, and then take advantage of the opportunity of the game to scrap him with a flying needle.
After listening to Lin Mu, Ye Ziming felt incredible.
Not to mention whether Lin Mu's speculation is right, even if that guy named Leng Bing wants to retaliate, it's too weird.
Think about it, Lin Mu is in the audience, Leng Bing is in the ring, and the flying needle is so coincidental? Just fly to the forest with precision?
Further, even if you hit the target, at most you will be pierced in the face or body, and it will never be able to be pierced in the balls.
Unless, the flying needle will turn??
It's unbelievable.
Probably knowing what Ye Ziming was thinking, Lin Mu explained, "First, a needle flew to my head, and I dodged it as fast as I could, at this time I had already stood up from my seat, and then, the fucking cold cock attacked me!" ”
The other party said gritted teeth.
Ye Ziming couldn't help but smile slightly, "If this is the case, then this person called Leng Bing should be a person who is extremely narrow-minded." ”
That's right, this man is narrow-minded. ”
Ye Ziming didn't expect that this uninvited guest who came to visit in the middle of the night would lead the topic to the underground boxing match. He had already promised Aqiu to see the excitement, so the information provided by Lin Mu was very important now.
At the very least, some risks can be guarded against.
When Ye Ziming wanted to ask something, he listened to the prompt sound from his mobile phone.
At first glance, the voice came from the Amitabha Buddha Jingang group that had just joined.
It's still the cow master.
The other party sent a sentence: Meditation can be over, and now, everyone takes a vajra pill.
Ye Ziming asked Lin Mu: "What is the King Kong Pill?" ”
"It is a patented product of Master Niu, also known as the Three Whip Male Pill, which is mainly composed of three ingredients, including donkey whip, dog whip and wolf whip, in addition, there is deer blood..."
"Haha!"
Without waiting for Lin Mu to finish speaking, Ye Ziming couldn't help laughing, "This surnamed Niu is a liar!" ”
"Why do you say that?"
"Restoring yang energy depends on endocrine regulation, and it has nothing to do with whips and other things."
When Lin Mu heard this, he was stunned for a moment, "Could it be that Master Niu is really... Swindler? ”
The corners of Ye Ziming's mouth hooked up a smile, "How much is a King Kong Pill?" ”
"A thousand."
"Good business." Ye Ziming's brows furrowed, "How many members of the group are there?" ”
"About two hundred."
"How many grains does this cow master ask each person to eat per day?"
"Three."
"According to 200 people, 600 pills are needed a day, and one grain is sold for 1,000, and 600 pills is 600,000. The cost of each pill is calculated at 10 yuan, and the profit in one day can reach..."
"What?"
Lin Mu interrupted Ye Ziming, "The cost is 10 yuan? Impossible. Master Niu said that a pill costs more than 900. ”
As soon as Lin Mu's voice fell, a prompt sound came from the group again.
It's still Master Niu who is sending a message: After eating the King Kong No Pour Pill, everyone hurry up and do levator anal exercises, and then, do squats...
Ye Ziming couldn't hold back anymore and posted in the group: Fart!
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the group suddenly exploded.
One after another, they threw out emojis that were stunned.
The most unbearable, of course, is Master Niu, and the other party immediately angrily Aite Ye Ziming: Who are you??
Ye Ziming was reluctant to deal with the other party.
Putting down the phone, he said to Lin Mu: "If you trust me, I can give you an acupuncture try." ”
"Do you know acupuncture?" Lin Mu was a little surprised.
"Yes."
"You're a veterinarian, can you give acupuncture to pigs, give it to people? Also available?? ”
"You can give it a try."
Ye Zimin is not happy to help others, but feels that the other party is really a little sad. It's a pity that the good balls are wasted like this.
Lin Mu suddenly smiled, "It's just that I have a good temper, otherwise, if you change someone, after hearing your words, he will directly slap you." ”
"To tell you the truth, I have seen countless famous doctors and tried all kinds of acupuncture, but it didn't work. You are a country veterinarian, how is that possible? ”
"However, you said that the restoration of yang energy depends on endocrine regulation, and it has nothing to do with whips and other things. There seems to be some truth..."