After practicing advanced brain occlusion to the point where he could freely fabricate memories and emotions in his mind, Joe had a headache for a long time about going to that academy.

The Sorting Cap seems reasonable, but in fact, the water of the four major colleges is quite deep.

Slytherin is the territory of pure-blood nobles, and Muggle-born wizards can't enter it at all, so it can be said that it is an academy that trains the successors of old nobles.

In contrast, Gryffindors are mostly half-bloods and Muggle-borns, and secondly, there are not wealthy but enlightened pure-blood wizards, so to speak, an academy that trains civilian politicians and Ministry of Magic management.

Most of the people from Ravenclaw are scholars, they are more neutral, focus on research, and after graduation, most of them are engaged in medicine, magic object manufacturing, etc., so it can be said that they cultivate technical talents.

Hufflepuffs, on the other hand, are mostly mediocre in qualifications, but there are many hard-working people, such as Cedric Diggory, one of the two Hogwarts Warriors in Ha 4. This is a very personable boy, Joe needs to be emphasized. However, in most fan fiction, his image is very poor, well! I can understand the desire of these authors to chase Zhang Qiu. With the exception of a few, well, freak, Hufflepuff graduates mostly become grassroots personnel.

So don't say that Dumbledore is the White Lord or something like that, Gryffindor is also a place to train politicians. The struggle between the two academies was not only an ideological struggle, but also a political struggle.

If it weren't for the Boggart, Joe would probably be quietly a technician, a Ravenclaw Kitty Hawk. But after that narrow escape, Joe found that he was actually crazy inside.

I look forward to an exciting life, and I have the consciousness to sacrifice my life for such a life. Or that he was born to die.

In that case, let's go to the front! Go to Gryffindor! Anyway, the future war Joe can't hide.

Hogwarts is an amazing school and a neurotic school. There are a total of 142 staircases in the school. Some are spacious and clean, some are narrow and always swinging, some are turning into a different place on a Friday, and some are hiding disappearing steps that make you have to jump up to get up. The doors here won't open unless you politely ask for it, or tickle it somewhere. There are also doors that are not doors at all, but are disguised by solid walls. They seem to move on their own. The people on the wall portraits love to visit each other and change places. There is also some armor for decoration, and of course "Ha 7" shows that they are all walking.

The ghosts are also a terrible headache. When you're about to open a door, they might float out of it and scare you half to death. Nick the Headless is often happy to point the new Gryffindor students in the right direction, but Peeves is different. If you run into him when you're late, the guy will get you a locked door and a trick staircase to try. He'll throw a wastebasket at your head, pull the carpet off your feet, throw chalk at you in a steady stream, or sneak up on you from behind, silently, squeezing your nose with a sudden and rapid speed, and screaming, "Catch your nose!" Even worse than meeting Peeves is running into Argus Filch, the Administrator. This old Squib is known to be a bit psychopathic.

Filch has a cat named Lady Norris. It was a scrawny, dirty thing, with big, bulging eyes like twin bulbs like Filch. She often patrols the corridors by herself. Whoever dared to break discipline in front of her, for example, stretched out a toe to the outside of the group, and she would swoop to Filch. Two seconds later, Filch would appear panting. Filch knew the secret passages better than anyone else in the school (with the possible exception of the Weasley twins), and was able to pop out of nowhere like the imps. The students were very good at her, and many of them wanted to kick Mrs. Norris hard.

In fact, as long as you try to find those magical doors and stairs, it's still quite fun.

In the middle of the night, students use binoculars to observe the night sky, learn the names of different stars and the orbits of the planets. In addition, they had the opportunity to learn about plants in the greenhouse behind the castle three times a week. The one who taught them the subject was Professor Sprout, a pudgy little witch. Professor Sprout would teach them how to keep an eye out for the strange plants and fungi and find out what they were used for.

The most boring class is the history of magic, the only subject taught by ghosts. Professor Binns was such an old fool that he once slept in the staff lounge, and he didn't even know it was on fire in the middle of the night. The next morning, he stupidly got up and went to class, but he forgot to take it even when he left his body there. Old Man Binns was always buzzing like a bee on it, but everyone only memorized names and dates, and even confused the wicked Merrick with the weird Yuric.

The one who taught them Charms was Professor Felivi, a tiny wizard who had to stand on a pile of books to see his desk. But Joe didn't dare to underestimate him, this thing was a duel champion when he was young, and his record was not weak in Armageddon. But what left Joe speechless was that in the first class, he took a roll call. At the thought of Harry, he let out a strange cry of excitement, shook and fell to the ground. Well, he felt that he needed to revise what he had said earlier, and every great man was almost a joke when he didn't get serious. Exceptions, such as Professor McGonagall.

Joe had thought that there was probably no one better suited to be a teacher than her. She was serious and wise, and in her first class, as soon as everyone sat down, she gave them a reprimand: "Transfiguration is one of the most complex and dangerous spells you will learn at Hogwarts. She said. "Anyone who wants to mess around in my class should get out of here and never come back. Let's call this ugly talk ahead. Then she turned the table into a pig and turned it back again. Everyone was shocked by her unique hand, and everyone was eager to try.

Of course, there are exceptions, and that is Joe, who is open.

However, they soon learned that they could not turn furniture into animals without spending a long time studying. After taking a lot of difficult notes, everyone was given a match, and everyone began to work hard to turn the match into a needle. However, at the end of the lesson, only Jo easily turned a match into a needle, and carved a tiny pattern into the needle, and Professor McGonagall showed the whole class the needle Joe had conjured, and then gave Joe five points and gave him a very rare smile. And apart from his open party, only Hermione Granger's matches have changed a little.

Defence Against the Dark Arts was a disaster, and the teacher of this course, Voldemort, no Quirrell, his class was just hilarious. When Quirrell was in class, there was always a strong smell of garlic in the classroom. Legend has it that Professor Quirrell was trying to avoid a vampire he had previously encountered in Romania. Quirrell had been worried that the vampire would come back to him one day. His turban-like hat was given to him by an African prince to thank him for helping to rid him of a difficult resurrected zombie. However, people don't believe much in this story. Because once when Seamus Finigan curiously asked him how he fought the Resurrection Zombies, Quirrell's face immediately turned red and he used the excuse to talk about the weather to change the subject. It was also discovered that Quirrell's turban hat always smelled of garlic, which the Weasley twins insisted was also garlic. In this way, Quirrell's defense of vampires is truly from head to toe, armed to the teeth.

During this time, Miss Hermione, who was a jack of all trades, was pleasantly relieved to find that she was not far behind the rest of her class. Most of her classmates came from ordinary families, and they were all like her, and they didn't feel like witches or wizards at all. "There's so much to learn here. She used to say that to Joe. Even the pure-blooded wizards weren't much ahead of their time.

Except, of course, Joe, a big pervert.