(28) Farce of choosing a concubine
Since Kuang Shi arranged for the administrative officer to be responsible for the selection of concubines, for more than half a month, he has been fully investigating the conspiracy of the fourth ancestor and the eldest prince, but the results of the investigation are not as serious as he imagined, just to say: they are relatively close to the surrounding countries, and there is no substantive behavior, if from a fair point of view, they can be regarded as having good diplomatic relations with neighboring countries, and they are contributing to the demon world. When praise is. However, all the gods and demons know that they can take the initiative to contribute to the demon world, and it is 100% impossible for the good of the demon world. Helpless, I can only check again, more in-depth investigation!
This has been busy for more than half a month, and the results are not satisfactory. However, the administrative officials here came to report: he can no longer manage those Yingying Yanyan who have signed up to enter the palace! Every day, they ask to see the Demon King! Therefore, he has no choice but to go to the Demon King's Palace to find the Demon King.
"Demon King, all the female demons have asked to see you! Look at this?" said the administrative officer cautiously and tentatively to Kuangshi.
"Governor, this matter has been entrusted to you with full authority. They ask to see me, and I have to see them? Kuang Shi replied with an unhappy face. The face of the administrative officer changed color in fright.
"Xia Guan knows. The administrative officer replied helplessly, frowning.
"Is there anything else going on?" Kuang Shi asked again as he looked at the administrative officer who was still standing in place.
"No, it's gone!" the administrative officer said again.
"Then go ahead and do it! What are you waiting for?" Kuang Shi knew that he had roasted this administrative official on the fire, but he deliberately pretended to be very serious, and it was rare to find such an opportunity to make the always clear-sighted administrative official busy. Sometimes, it's not a bad thing to play a prank! Hehe! Recently, I've been under too much pressure, so let's take him off the pressure!
"I—" The Administrator couldn't speak. But I didn't leave.
"Governor, if you have something to say, say it. Don't ink. Kuang Shi saw that there must be something wrong with the political officer, but he didn't dare to say it.
"That's right, Demon King! Do you have any specific requirements? You give the subordinate a rough standard, and the subordinate official can do things easily!" the administrative officer was full of luck before he spoke.
"Governor, don't you know what this king thinks in his heart? You can even ask this?" With a straight face, he said seriously. He wanted to see how this usual serious government official was teased.
"Demon King, the lower official originally knew you, but now—" The administrative officer said to his lips, not knowing what to say. Let's say I don't understand.,I'm by the side of the demon king every day.,Let's say I understand.,Now I really don't know what the demon king thinks.。
"What's the matter? Hasn't this king always been like this? Could it be that this king has changed now?" Kuang Shi said loudly with a serious face.
"No, no, don't be angry, the lower official didn't mean that. Xia Guan didn't mean that. The magistrate listened to the words of the world. Looking at his expression again, he broke out in a cold sweat. It is said that a companion is like a tiger, which is too correct. In particular, the tiger he is with now is so young and vigorous. Don't you dare to be careless!
"Newspaper! There's a group of female demons out there who want to see you!" The demon from the Demon Palace floated in to report.
"Witch, what is the situation?" When Kuangshi heard the word "witch", he knew where it came from with his toes. So, he specifically asked the political officer. Moreover, his face was particularly ugly.
"Back to the Demon King, Xia Guan doesn't know what the situation is now! Wait for Xia Guan to take a look and then report to the Demon King. "As soon as the magistrate heard that there was a witch outside. His heart 'chuckled' to understand. Now when the demon king asked, he was so frightened that he borrowed a leg and ran out.
"Hahaha!" Kuang Shi looked at the appearance of the political officer, and he smiled happily at his back. I thought to myself: I should also let the administrative officer rest and rest, and deal with these female demons with a background every day, it is also a torment! Alas, I will rescue him. Poor and honest orthodox gods and demons!
"Admin, didn't you say, 'The Demon King will come to see us?'It's been so many days, why hasn't the Demon King come yet?Are you lying to us?" In the group of female demons, a voice asked the administrative officer loudly.
"Everyone, it's not that the Demon King doesn't see you, it's just that the Demon King has too many official duties lately and has no time to take care of his own private affairs! So, please be considerate!" said the political officer patiently smiling at the female demons. That smile is worse than crying. Kuangshi, who was standing behind him, sincerely sympathized with him.
"Then you say: When will the demon king be free from official business, and when will he come to choose a concubine?" a female demon cried out.
"That's right, didn't it mean: Choosing a concubine is currently the top priority in our demon world?
"Everyone, be quiet, listen to me!" The magistrate was so angry that he screamed.
"Let us listen to you every day, listen to you, aren't you just those few words every day? Now, we don't want to hear you anymore, we are going to see the demon king today! I hope the demon can give us an explanation!" a female demon said loudly and unhappily while the administrative officer stopped. Listening to the voice is very angry.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Kuang Shi has neglected everyone! Please understand! If you have anything to say, just tell me directly!" Kuang Shi saw that the administrative officer really couldn't suppress the group of female demons, so he stopped in time. At this time, he really found out in his conscience, and felt that in the past few days, he was indeed too embarrassed by the loyal political official!
"Demon King! Demon King!" Before the voice of Kuangshi fell, the group of female demons followed the sound and found the direction of the sound. They exclaimed in unison.
"Knock on the Demon King, Long live the Demon King, long live the Demon King!" Xin'er and Su'er have both seen the world, so among these many female demons, they are very calm and mature. In the midst of this noisy demons, they actually gave generous gifts, and they did their best, which was so different.
"Demon King, it's so handsome! It's so handsome!-" There was also a group of who were shocked by the appearance of the world. I didn't even come back from the feeling of being amazed by the celestials, and I was screaming there with my hands over my mouth.
"Knock on the Demon King! Long live the Demon King, long live the Demon King!" There were many female demons who reacted, and when they saw Xin'er and Su'er's actions, they also hurriedly saluted.
"Let's all be flat! Since we're here, let's all come into the palace! Aren't we always going to see this king?" Kuang Shi said very directly, without turning around at all. His bluntness. It made the female demons who were clamoring to see him a little embarrassed.
"Demon King, didn't you just pay back—" When the administrative officer saw that the Demon King had really come out to see these female demons, she was still quite moved from the bottom of her heart! However, he did not forget his duty, so he quickly opened his mouth to remind the Demon King.
"Governor, you go and inform me that today, all my trips have been cancelled. Kuangshi said to the administrative officer seriously. The expression was so serious that those female demons were beating drums in their hearts. I can't figure out whether his expression is happy, happy, happy, or happy?
"Demon King, all the trips, you-" When the administrative officer heard this, he couldn't figure out what this demon king was going to do? He asked again.
"Yes, all of them. You go down and do it!" Kuang Shi finished speaking, turned around and was about to float into the Demon Palace.
"Demon King, aren't you going to visit the refugees at the border today?" The administrative officer asked loudly with some anxiety when he saw that the Demon King was really going to float into the palace.
"What's the matter with you, Governor? Don't you understand what the king is saying? Let the refugees wait. I'm going to take care of my personal business today. Can't make these beauties wait any longer. Kuangshi angrily shouted to the administrative officer.
"Yes, yes, the lower officials will do it. As soon as the magistrate heard the words of the demon king, he hurriedly agreed, turned around and was about to float away. But. When I think about it, what the Demon King said today tastes a little wrong. Could it be that he is doing some tricks?
"Demon King, please stay. I'm not in a hurry. Or please ask the Demon King to focus on the major events of the Demon Realm!" Xin'er usually doesn't make a sound, but at this time, he stepped in front of Kuang Shi and said word by word to Kuang Shi who was about to float up.
"Oh!" Kuang Shi froze in place when he heard this. And didn't look back.
"Demon King. Please take the affairs of the state first! If we have something to say, we will talk to the administrative officer. You have a lot of time to go, so don't worry about these trivial things. Xin'er took a step closer and said to Kuangshi.
"Yes, Demon King! We don't know the general situation, please go and get busy with state affairs first!" In front of the main hall of the Demon Palace, a female demon suddenly knelt down.
"Demon King, let's do the rest of the things from the officials, you-" When the administrative officer saw this formation, he understood, and thought to himself, what a demon king it is! So, he hurriedly came over and gave the 'ladder'.
"Then the king will thank you for your understanding!" Kuang Shi took the opportunity to get up and float away.
The beautiful warblers and swallows saw the demon king float away, and they automatically dispersed. Only the administrative officer covered his mouth and happily returned to the main hall of the Demon Palace. As I walked, I thought: It seems that my days of suffering are coming to an end.
"Administrator, have you placed all those female demons?" the administrative officer was still smiling happily just now, but he didn't expect that the demon king was standing at the door of the main hall waiting for him.
"Ahh He was so frightened that he hurriedly tried to put away the expression on his face, but it was still too late.
"Officer, what are you going to do? I'm going to choose a few concubines, don't you know?"
"Back to the Demon King, of course the lower officials know. The administrative officer hurriedly replied seriously, he didn't understand, how hard he was, and he was about to take off a layer of skin for the matter of choosing a concubine. Why does the Demon King still ask that?
"You know, then you did it on purpose?" asked Kuang Shi in a more angry tone.
"Demon King, please make it clear! What is wrong with the lower officials?" When the administrative official saw Kuangshi's appearance, he was so frightened that a cold sweat really came out. Hurriedly knelt on the ground.
"Political officer, you know, this king only chooses one concubine, but, after half a month, you still let all the female demons stay in the demon palace, why? Do the gods and demons of the demon palace have nothing to do? Chat with these female demons every day?" Kuang Shi scolded loudly.
"Demon King, this concubine selection ceremony hasn't started yet, that's why they will stay in the palace all the time. The magistrate replied in a cautious voice, and he could see that the demon king was really angry.
"Governor, tomorrow morning, I don't want to see these female demons in the Demon Palace. Kuangshi said to the administrative officer in a serious and serious manner.
"Demon King, don't you leave any of them?" the administrative officer asked cautiously for fear that he had misheard.
"Yes, not a single one. Kuangshi replied resolutely.
"But how can this be explained to the hundred officials?" said the administrative officer, with some uneasiness.
"This king chooses a concubine, why do you have to explain to the hundred officials?" Kuang Shi was not really angry, but when he heard the words of the political officer, he was really angry.
"But—" The Governor was still trying to be bold enough to explain.
"No, but. Kuang Shi turned and floated into the inner room. Leaving the administrative officer there with a sad face. (To be continued......)