Chapter 795: Toad
It was fast to the end of June.
Summer vacation is just a few days away.
After school, Erbao secretly found the captain of the team, who was the counselor of their class, with a gift.
The internship unit on his girlfriend's side has been confirmed, and he also wants to transfer with him so that he can spend more time together, but now he can only find a counselor to help.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
"Come in."
"Captain, do you have time now?"
Erbao asked with a scowl on his face.
The counselor glanced up at Erbao, and suddenly said angrily: "It's about to be a summer vacation, I said Xu Wanshang, you won't ask for leave again, right?" There are dozens of students in our class, and you have a lot to do. ”
"This is not a leave of absence."
"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"
Erbao didn't answer, but took out four canned meat from his arms in a row.
"Captain, this is not about to be a holiday, I still have some canned food left uneaten, it's a pity to throw it away, and finally think about giving it to you."
"Thrown? That's why you kid dare to say such a thing. ”
The counselor couldn't help but tease.
"Captain, I'll put the can here first......"
Erbao quickly zipped up his shirt.
The counselor immediately waved his hand: "Don't come with me, take the things away quickly, I'm not responsible if I lose them, and you can't afford to sell me." ”
"Look, what you're talking about, am I that kind of person?"
"If you have something to say, don't talk about it."
"Ahem, I really have a little thing I want to ask, has the internship unit of our class been decided?"
"Come down, why are you asking this?"
The counselor picked up a can on the table, but unfortunately it was all in English, but fortunately, there was a chicken printed under the text, which is not difficult to guess.
"I wonder where I'm being placed?"
"Wait a minute."
The counselor took out a document from the bookcase, flipped through it, and soon had an answer:
"You're lucky to be assigned to the Sally Hill sub-bureau, which is close to the city center and the seat of the city government, so there aren't so many messy worries."
Erbao cautiously probed: "Captain, can I change places?" ”
"Hey, what do you kid think?"
"I want to go to the Wuyishan Road Branch, which is close to my home, and it is more convenient to go home."
"If I'm mistaken, your home should be in Dover Heights, right? Did you move? Also, you all live in the police dormitory during your internship, why are you going home? ”
The counselor immediately debunked the other party's lies.
When Xu first entered the school, someone above specially greeted him and asked him to take care of him as much as possible, so he carefully studied the other party's file.
Although I didn't find it boring, I kept the general information in mind, so I was able to find out that something was wrong at the first time.
Erbao scratched his scalp: "Do you want a reason to go home?" ”
"Tell me the truth, and I'll be able to help you figure it out." The counselor reminded.
If something happens, he doesn't want to be responsible.
Today's young people are very bold.
Many seventeen or eighteen-year-old teenagers, as soon as they graduate from high school, dare to go to the Philippines.
Erbao hesitated for a moment, and finally chose to confess: "Captain, my girlfriend was assigned to the Wuyishan Branch, and I want to go over to accompany her." ”
"When did you kid fall in love?"
The counselor wondered.
"It's only been less than two months since we talked."
"Don't you have the courage to forget all the school rules?"
Erbao grinned: "My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good, you can't blame me for this." ”
"It can't be from our class, right?"
"Not really, she's a social work major, and she's a sophomore like me."
"Don't hide it, just say your name, right?"
"Xie Dailin."
The counselor raised his eyebrows slightly: "It turned out to be a flower of the public management department, your kid has a good eye, and he is very fast." ”
"Captain, what do you think of this?"
"I can't answer you now, you go back and wait for news!"
The counselor waved his hand.
He wasn't very familiar with the Wuyishan Road Bureau, so he needed to inquire before making a decision, and if there was a risk, don't expect him to help.
"Captain, it's the Wuyishan Road Branch, don't get confused."
Before going out, Erbao did not forget to remind.
"Wait a minute, bring the can back."
"Expired cans, you can throw them away for me!"
After Erbao finished speaking, the person had already left the office.
The counselor shook his head secretly, although he didn't understand English very well, but the date of production was clear at a glance.
【2032.1.28——2082.1.28】
This is probably the legendary doomsday can!
And also the most valuable canned meat.
I went back and took it out to exchange for dozens of catties of rations, at least I don't have to worry about being hungry this year.
……
Coming out of the counselor's office, Erbao immediately ran to the cafeteria, not in a hurry, his girlfriend was still waiting for him to eat together!
"Why are you here now?"
Erbao gasped: "I just went to find our captain, and under my three-inch tongue, he finally agreed to help me transfer to the Wuyishan Road Branch." ”
"Really?"
Xie Dailin was pleasantly surprised.
"Then can there be a fake? I, Xu Wanshang, have nothing that can't be done. ”
Erbao patted his chest and said angrily.
"Don't be poor, hurry up and eat!"
Xie Dailin handed over her boyfriend's plate.
Her boyfriend has helped their family so much, there is not much she can do, only these little things within her power, such as cooking and washing clothes.
Erbao took the plate and immediately collapsed:
"Why is it stewed radish and steamed pumpkin again? Can't you change some other tricks? ”
"It's good to have a stutter, are you still picking? Haven't you seen the news, there is a great famine all over the world, especially in the Tianzhu Peninsula and the Europa region, where millions of people are said to have died. ”
Xie Dailin took a bite of baguette and a mouthful of white radish, and ate it with relish.
"Well, I wish I had summer vacation tomorrow."
Erbao ate his dinner with a painful face.
There are many people in the school, and only when he arrives at the internship unit can he have the opportunity to take his girlfriend to open a small stove together.
"This is for you, you boys have a lot of food."
Xie Dailin gave her boyfriend the only two small pieces of pumpkin, which was sweet and a dish that the students liked very much.
Erbao tasted a mouthful of pumpkin, and immediately frowned:
"The pumpkin meat is so steamed, and it smells weird, it must have been put too long, and it is estimated that it has been spoiled."
After saying that, he threw all the pumpkins aside.
"If you don't eat it, give it back to me."
Xie Dailin said distressedly.
Erbao hurriedly stopped: "Don't eat it, in case you eat it and your stomach hurts, you won't be able to draw it." ”
"If you don't eat it, do you throw it away? Is this human talk? Aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder? ”
Xie Dailin carefully sandwiched all the pumpkins onto his plate.
"Can't I eat it?"
Erbao took the pumpkins back one by one.
I am in good health, I am not afraid of diarrhea, my girlfriend is different, there are not a few taels of meat on my body at all, and I am panicked when I hold it, and I can't make it up in a day or two.
After the meal, the two walked around the campus hand in hand.
Along the way, people kept pointing fingers at the two, and everyone was amazed at Xu's shit luck, and he actually chased Xie Xianhua.
Is there any reason for this?
Seeing this, Erbao couldn't help but laugh at himself:
"It turns out that in everyone's minds, I am actually a complete toad!"
"What's so bad about a toad?" Xie Dailin said playfully, "My white swan has been eaten by you, you should be proud, you have fulfilled the long-cherished wish of the toad clan for thousands of years." ”
"You said it yourself, I want to eat meat."
Erbao pounced on his girlfriend.
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