I'm really cheap!" thought Joe. The heart is too soft, and I can't see the girl crying. It's always been my weakness. It's no wonder that in my previous life, I always lingered among the flowers, but I couldn't pick a single flower. Hermione, Hermione, I'm at a big loss this time, in my previous life and now, I haven't pretended to be a woman yet!

Forget it, now that you're dressed up, you have to send it when you are ready to fly!

Sure enough, throwing away the festival is a process of boiling frogs in warm water.

Joe took a deep breath and walked to the women's restroom with his head held high. This is what he suddenly remembered when his high school teacher was teaching probability theory: "For everyone, it is inevitable that you go to the men's or women's bathroom." Usually, in addition to repairing the toilet and doing cleaning, it is an impossible event for you to go to the other person's toilet, but if you squint and go blind, it is a random event. ”

Joe slowly opened the door, and a girl stepped out of it.

"Oh! I'm sorry for the mistake!" Joe subconsciously revealed. Then he immediately came back to his senses: "There's a girl crying inside, can you help me tell her that Professor McGonagall has something to do with her?"

Fortunately, probably because Joe's makeup skills are too good, the unknown girl in front of her didn't realize that such a cute "girl" in front of her must be a boy, she just glanced at the women's clothing Qiao suspiciously: "Why don't you call it yourself?"

After the mistake just now, although Joe's back was already soaked, he had already reacted, and he simply said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I made her angry before, and now she is angry, I don't dare to call it." Please!"

"Alright!" said the unknown girl.

"Thank you so much, don't mention me when you talk to her about it, I don't want to mistake Professor McGonagall. ”

"OK!" the girl nodded.

"Then please, thank you so much!"

"No thanks!" the girl smiled and walked into the women's restroom.

"XXX (expletive), Ron, I must cut you with a thousand knives after solving this matter. Joe muttered in a low voice, "First use the upside-down golden bell, then use the disintegration charm, and then use the transformation charm to transform him into a mouse, and then use the levitation charm to throw him into the women's bathroom・・・・・・ no・・・・・・ when did I become so dirty・・・・・・ then change it・・・・・・ leather whip ・・・・・・ drip wax・・・・・・ even more dirty・・・・・・ahahahah!"

"I brought the people. The unknown girl startled Joe, pushed Hermione out from behind and dropped a sentence: "Friends get along well, and then they left in a funny way."

That's a sensible man!, and Joe grabbed Hermione's robes at the other, let's talk!

"Yes. Hermione, who was still a simple little Lori, had a big question mark hanging over her head, "Isn't Professor McGonagall looking for me?" "And that Joe, Joe El Gul. "Don't lie to me, you two don't look like each other at all. "This is the wizarding world, and anything can happen, Miss Granger. Joe untied the magic in her throat and regained her usual voice and said to little Lori. "I don't believe it!" little Lori was wary. And Jo noticed that her left hand was creeping into her robe, apparently ready to pull out her wand. "Alright!" Joe reluctantly said something that only a few people knew, "a few months ago, you met the three-headed dog, and Ron and Neville spilled my potions, and I told you that the three-headed dog falls asleep when he hears music. Is that enough?" "Are you really Joe?" "Of course! As for this image, it's just a little magic. "Goodbye then. Little Lori didn't say a word, turned around and left. "Really. Joe sighed, and with a flick of his wand, a Attraction Charm modified by the Levitation Charm flew out, and then Hermione screamed and was sucked back, and Joe expertly reached out her other hand and grabbed her arm accurately. "I feel like we need to talk. Qiao said softly, "I don't think you can solve any problems in the women's toilet except for solving physiological problems." Then Joe saw that Hermione seemed to blush. "Damn, I'm used to doing research, and I said the wrong thing all of a sudden. “

Given that she was still in Cold War time with Ron, Joe didn't take her to the Great Hall, but went straight to the Hogwarts kitchen. They first came to the Hufflepuff common room, and then Joe led Hermione to a wide stone corridor, where he found a picture of a silver bowl full of fruit, and he scratched the huge green pear in the painting. The pear began to squirm and giggle, and suddenly it turned into a green handle on a door. Joe grabbed it, twisted it, pushed the door open, and pulled Hermione out.

The kitchen was large, with high ceilings as if there was a conference hall on it, and piles of glittering copper pots and pans piled up around the stone walls, and a large brick fireplace on the other side.

Ratchey, Joe shouted. Then there was a crackling explosion around him, and a house-elf with bat-sized ears, a pointy, long nose, skinny and a scar on the top of his head stood in front of them. "It's an honor to serve you, Mr. Gul. The elf, who was called Rakhi, bowed deeply. "What is?" asked Hermione, confused. "It's a house elf. Joe replied, "There are hundreds of house-elves in Hogwarts' kitchen, and this one is called Ratchey." "House-elf, I've seen it in books・・・・・・" Hermione once again inadvertently entered the state of a school bully. "I know, I know・・・・・・" Joe interrupted her, "I think it's more important to fill your stomach now, I heard you haven't eaten all afternoon, aren't you hungry?"

When Joe said this, Hermione realized that her stomach was empty, and her face, which was already a little red, became even redder. "What do you want to eat? The best thing about coming to the kitchen is that you can order your own food. Joe said.

Then Hermione asked for a steak, some muffins, and then a turkey at Joe's request, and Joe himself asked for some nipple sushi.

After a while the table was set, Joe told the house-elves to avoid it, and then chatted with Hermione over a meal.

At first, Hermione kept only cutting the steak with a knife, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward. Fortunately, Joe was not good at anything else in his previous life, but he was good at breaking all kinds of embarrassing atmospheres.

He said, "Miss Granger seems to be very hungry, so that's why you brought it in the toilet?"

Receiving a roll of Hermione's eyes, Joe continued, "When I'm in a bad mood, I always stay in the kitchen. It's delicious! It's something that brings happiness to people. Then he took a piece of sushi and dipped it in some soy sauce and put it in his mouth, the house-elves are very good at cooking, and they are very proficient in the tastes of various countries, you can come here often to try it.

"Thank you. Hermione whispered.

"What? I didn't hear that. ”

"Thank you!" Hermione shouted reluctantly. After shouting, he felt much better all of a sudden.

"Oh, thank you for not saying it so loudly, Hermione!" Joe smiled slightly, then said solemnly, "Ron is not like you, he and Harry are the kind of fun, adventurous, and unruly kids. You need to be a little patient with them. “

Joe took a sip of water and said, "Books and rules are not everything, you have to learn to be flexible." For your peers, it's easy for your style to be mistaken for arrogance. Actually, I know you're inferior, don't you, Miss Granger, desperately trying to prove that you're better than everyone else. "But I'm ・・・・・・"

Ignoring Granger's words, Joe picked up a piece of sushi a little rudely, put it in his mouth and chewed it, and said, "It's delicious, do you want to taste it?" After eating, the mood will be much better. Don't you usually be so short-tempered? In fact, everyone is at a similar level. Of course I'm the exception, and you know (Hermione gave him another wink), it's good to live a little passionately, but no one owes you money, and being a little gentle helps with communication. "If they don't follow the school rules, they will deduct points from the college. Hermione said with a serious face, "I remember saying that stupid people fear the rules and avoid them. Smart people follow the rules and take advantage of them. Except for the nobler good. I think a lot of times, Hermione, you have that kind of insight to see through phenomena, don't you? You know how to deal with your own problems. “

After hearing this, Hermione raised her knife and fork and began to silently cut the steak.

Joe didn't bother her, he put a piece of sushi in his mouth and chewed it slowly.