Chapter 59: The Bamboo House Pit Man
Su Yu's eyes were fixed on Meng Po, and he was furious.
In this world, except for Su Cheng and his wife, his most precious thing is this life-saving thing, and the idea of daring to fight Qi Jade is to find death. No matter what he is, Meng Po Yama King, Rabbit King Ba, Su Yu will bite people if he is in a hurry. Although he is an old man, his fist does not recognize the old and the young. Jiang Lin once again pulled back Su Yu's eager fist, and Zhihai sent a warning.
Su Yu sneered: "It's just an old woman who is over 100 years old, relying on the old and selling the old! You are afraid of a fart! I crippled Lao Tzu to compensate him for his medical expenses!"
Jiang Lin didn't bother to argue with him, so he only shook his head: "Are you an old man selling porcelain jars on the street? I'm afraid that this medical fee will cost you a small life as a medicine guide! ”
Su Yu was stunned, and his arms hung down dejectedly. Spirits are different from humans, ghosts, and goblins, and they have gone through a long period of time to receive the essence and become vigorous. They possess the appearance of a human, the abilities of a monster, cling to objects, and following their masters. If people think good, things and spirits will be good, and if people think of evil, things and spirits will be evil. They are no different from people, and it is extremely difficult to discern their true identity without making a move.
Meng Po was still standing tremblingly on the bridge, seeing that Su Yu did not move, only waiting, her eyes slightly closed, as if she was asleep. Su Yu thought of Zixin, Linjiang Jingling, usually does not show mountain dew, no different from an ordinary boy, there is no trace of the slightest trace of qi in his body, once he launches a surge, he is almost more powerful than Jiang Lin. If Meng Po is a spirit, she must be an old spirit, and Jiang Lin, whose qi has not yet recovered, will definitely not be able to kill her.
Su Yu held the qi jade, and was embarrassed. Zixin wanted to save him, but Yu Pei didn't want to give it away, so he sent an eye knife to Jiang Lin, still asking for the best of both worlds.
Jiang Lin glanced at him, decisively tore off the lanyard, snatched the qi jade and put it in Meng Po's bag, and the action was done in one go. "What kind of manly man is twisting and pinching! Xingqi Jade has become one with you, and it is useless for her to go. When you return, I'll help you get it back. ”
Su Yu watched the Xingqi jade disappear into the bag, and greeted the old woman's ancestors for eight generations, but he was helpless.
Meng Po opened her eyes, shook the bag, and said in the throat of an aged orange, "That's pretty much it, go ahead." ”
As she spoke, she retreated back the way she had come, floating into the bridge one moment, and disappearing in front of the bamboo house the next. Jiang Lin stepped into the bamboo bridge first. When the north wind rose, the mist on the lake began to fill, and Jiang Lin's back was quickly submerged on the bridge, and Su Yu hurriedly followed.
The lake at the bottom of the bridge has frozen, and the bamboo piers that are not strong are embedded in the ice, and they are connected with the earth, and walking on the bridge is like walking on the road, without shaking a bit. The fog came and went quickly, and a gust of wind blew, and the surroundings of the bamboo house were cleared, revealing the golden sunshine, which reflected on the lake, and the white flowers brightened the eyes of the blind.
The thing dangling on his neck was gone, Su Yu always felt unsteady, and when he came back from the lake, Jiang Lin in front of him was already gone, he hit the hard bamboo house wall with his face, his nose was hot, his eyes were full of gold stars, and two blood streams flowed down from his nostrils.
"Grandma's, which way of the immortals you provoked today, it's all a bloody disaster......" Su Yu raised his head scoldingly. I saw a fine bamboo wall in front of me, without windows and doors! A faint light had just disappeared behind Jiang Lin, and he had magically disappeared into the bamboo house like the old woman in front of him.
What the hell?!Su Fish Monster screamed, touched the bamboo wall, a moment ago there was still a decent real bamboo, but now it is like a piece of iron, extremely hard, between the bamboo pieces, there is no gap at all. Rao is a layman of Su Yu, and he also knows that the house has been used. The spell was cast on the bamboo house, I am afraid that Jiang Lin did not expect it, and Su Yu was even more unguardable.
There was a humming sound in the room, like a stuffy jar. Su Yu hurriedly put his ear on it, it was Jiang Lin's voice, intermittent, as if it was talking, and it seemed to be insulting, and it was not really heard.
The Zhuli Pavilion was within reach, but Su Yu couldn't move an inch, he was annoyed and angry, and opened his throat, "Ya's old profiteer, the big treasure of the jade is Lao Tzu's, why don't you let me in?" Jiang Da bastard, can you see Daigo, greet his grandmother for Lao Tzu!!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of punching and kicking in the house, and the more Su Yu listened, the more wrong it became. I peeked at the wall with my eyes wide open, but unfortunately there was not a single cutout between the blue and yellow bamboos on the wall. Su Yu walked around the bamboo house three times, but couldn't find any opportunities.
Just scratching his cheeks, there was a loud noise on the wall, like a huge stone falling from the sky, the bamboo house trembled, and the eardrums of Suyu were buzzing. He secretly felt that something was wrong, could it be that there was some monster in it, and he was going to break through the wall and run out?
"Su Yu, don't be stunned, think of a way to get me out. ”
Su Yu immediately reacted, it was not the monster that hit the wall but Jiang Lin, and there must be something amazing in the house, waiting for Jiang Lin to enter the set. Daigo's bald donkey has made another black hand.
He took a few steps back and tried to smash a hole with his body, but the bamboo wall did not react except for the clicking sound of his ribs, and the whole bamboo house was like an iron bucket, dripping without leaking.
The house was suddenly quiet, Su Yu was in a hurry, could it be that he was bitten by a monster? "Jiang bastard, it's a response!"
After a long while, Jiang Lin's voice came. "Young Master Su, it seems that you are right. The old monk Daigo has pitted us again, and he is not in it at all. ”
"Daigo isn't in there, so who did you fight with just now?" Su Yu said urgently.
"Giant snakes, scurrying rats, sea scorpions, or lizards. God knows what else is in the pit. Jiang Lin said calmly, as if he was talking about cabbage radishes, not huge and ferocious, slippery and sticky poisons to the touch.
"Pit?"
"Yes, it's a pit. There was nothing in the bamboo hut, only a bottomless pit. The walls around me were so smooth that I could barely hold them up now by lying on the walls. Su Yu, there is an infinite ban in this bamboo house, and the spell is not in the house, but outside the house. Think of a way to find it out and help me. ”
Su Yu couldn't help but have a picture in his mind, and a serious Jiang Lin was stuck to the wall like an eight-legged spider, so he smiled very unkindly. But smiling and laughing, Su Yu quickly straightened his expression. Although I don't know what the infinite forbidden method is, but the Lord Jiang Dazhai actually opened the golden mouth to ask for help, the situation inside must not be optimistic, at least not as easy as it sounds.
Suyu spins in place. Touching the cold and hard bamboo, I carried my qi and felt it carefully. Although he faintly felt a suspicious aura flowing in his hand, he was not a person in the Yin Yang Dao, and he didn't know a single spell formation fart, and he couldn't find a reason for it, let alone find any key methods.
Suyu has very poor patience and is easily discouraged. The gas machine probe found nothing, so the idea of violently demolishing the house with bare hands gradually prevailed. He pondered, the qi machine couldn't turn on this thing, so he could only use the instrument according to his method.
If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, and this kind of circular building is very stable, and he needs a good weapon to destroy this stability. But now, he doesn't have an axe, explosives, or even a knife, and even the leather buckle with metal on his body has been deceived by Meng Po.
Su Yu didn't have time to greet Meng Po and her ancestors, so she only knocked on her head to find a way. After going around the bamboo house more than a dozen times, looking at the shiny lake, a great plan really came up.
He smiled, slapped his head with joy, and shouted at the bamboo house: "Jiang Dabastard, fortunately, Lao Tzu is very smart, well-informed, wise and martial, and has learned both Chinese and Western. You wait, I'll get you out right away. ”
He walked towards the bamboo bridge in a hurry, and was very glad that the bamboo bridge did not cast a curse. So he immediately dismantled the bamboo bridge deck, removed the bamboo pipes, broke through the lake and dug out a large piece of ice, shaved it into the shape of an olive with a thick middle and two thin ends, and then used bamboo to support a tripod and placed it at a good angle to the sun in the sky.
Then he measured with his own steps, drew a distance, set up a tripod, and let the sunlight focus through the ice cube into a point of fire, which shone on the bamboo house. The convex lens focuses, concentrating the heat into a single point, a simple scientific principle he has learned.
Ice cubes can also be made into convex lenses, which can not be smarter than using local materials. He happily dug out dozens of ice cubes in succession, gathering points of light around one place.
Eventually, a plume of black smoke came out of the walls of the bamboo house, and then flames crackled out. Su Yu hurriedly stepped forward to fan the flames, and laughed triumphantly: "Jiang Dabastard, this young master has opened a small hole for you, and you can see the fire." ”
Jiang Lin waited for a long time in the house, his limbs were filled with qi, and he was upside down against the wall, and his posture could not be changed for a long time. It was dark, cold and sticky, and from time to time there was the sound of poisonous exhalation from under the bottomless pit. Hearing the buzzing sound of the fish, he looked around, and sure enough, he found that a star was shining on the wall.
Even if it was just a little, it was enough for him to break this infinite forbidden.
Jiang Lin glared at the wall at his feet, and smashed at that starlight with all his might, and the qi in his body skyrocketed, all concentrated on his hard fist.
"Bump!", the rigid wall became crisp, and countless pieces of bamboo burst open, and Jiang Lin smashed a big hole. As if singing and harmonizing with the voice, as if the flames were aided by gasoline, the faint light of the fire suddenly burst into flames, instantly sweeping the entire wall and flooding the roof.
If the spell is broken, there is no need for the Bamboo Pavilion to exist, and the bamboo house will self-destruct with the spell, and with the flames, a raging fire will suddenly ignite.
Jiang Lin turned over and sat up on the lake, looked at the bamboo house that had become a sea of fire, and then looked at the dozens of tripods and ice cubes in front of him, paused, and said:
"You burned down the house?"
"Smashing, robbing, burning, this young master's specialty. ”
Su Yu spread his hands innocently, he originally planned to burn the bamboo house, but he didn't expect it to burn so quickly. Jiang Lin was helpless, and the ice caught fire, and it was a shame that he could think of this method. Su Yu hit by mistake, although it was not according to the path of yin and yang spells, but it also broke this infinite forbidden.
"What does this mean? Is the old bald donkey going to play us to death?" Su Yu didn't have a good airway, and the bald donkey even let them turn their own house upside down, and he didn't want to come out to meet. Town Ghost Monument, Bamboo Forest, Cat Demon, Meng Po, Bamboo Pavilion, this bald donkey doesn't wait to be seen, but it makes them stumble all the way, and the tricks are vicious, and they don't see half of the monk's compassion.
Jiang Lin sighed, thinking that he was really a little powerless to deal with this kind of old monk, and he didn't know how the seniors with strange tempers would play their cards. I had to say to the irritable Su Yu:
"If you have a request for someone, you have to follow the other party's routine, even if you know that there is a pit in front of you, you have to jump down with your eyes closed. ”
The two looked at the crackling and jumping fire on the lake, each thought for a moment, and fell silent for a while.
Suddenly, a pleasant, sweet and greasy laugh rang out behind him. A girl with curly hair, a fox fur, and high heels clapping her hands and giggling.
"Well said, well said. I also have a pit here, I wonder if you two can jump?"
Su Yu was startled when she heard this voice, and when she looked back, she really found Qiu Chang'an's ghost, and when she found this place, she couldn't help but secretly admire, her ability is not small, and she can be found in such a hidden place as the Bamboo Pavilion.
Qiu Chang'an was very happy to see Su Yu, not the joy of seeing his relatives, but the joy of relieving his hatred that the great revenge was about to be avenged. Behind her elegant and beautiful figure, she was followed by more than thirty disciples of the God of Wealth Temple. She bowed her head slightly towards Jiang Lin, like a young lady who had never seen the world, and said softly:
"Chang An has seen the master of painting. The lord of the fast in Yangzhou lost the three halls of my God of Wealth Temple and 36 guests, and there is an order in the hall to take your life. Although Brother Xu's Mingtang has an appointment with you in advance, Mingtang is Mingtang, Xingtang is Xingtang, Brother Xu and I are not the same thing. Then she turned to look at Su Yu, and the smile in her eyes was even bigger, "Chang An received the news and rushed all the way from TJ to find Young Master Su, but I didn't expect the unexpected joy to get the deeds of Lord Jiang Zhai, thank you so much Young Master Su, it is not in vain that Chang An misses you day and night." ”
Su Yu frowned. He would rather this crazy woman grit her teeth and scold than hide a needle in a smile like this. Seeing that the softer and cute she smiled, the heavier the goosebumps on her body became, and the chills on her body started.
Jiang Lin, the hall master of the three halls and sixteen halls of the God of Wealth Temple, already knew it in his heart, and he knew the origin of this eldest lady at a glance. He didn't pay attention to Qiu Chang'an, only stared at the crowd, and said coldly:
"What's in the cage behind you?"
The crowd was separated by his gaze, revealing a dozen cages behind him, all of which were locked up with curled and naked women - strictly speaking, naked and drunk cat demons.
Qiu Chang'an giggled like a silver bell again, "This is thanks to you, if you hadn't taken action and subdued these fierce and vicious monsters first, we wouldn't have been able to catch them without a trace of effort." This thing is a cat demon, it is rare to see in thousands of years, Young Master Su, I have really gained a lot in this industry. ”
Laughter rippled across the wide lake again.
Jiang Lin's face was expressionless, and he looked at Qiu Changan again, but his eyes were very annoyed. Even though the cat demon wanted to kill and eat the two of them, Jiang Lin didn't want to see them locked up like domestic animals. The cat demon is rare, and the more rare it is, the more he cares about the God of Wealth Temple! What's more, he has always been clear about the means of the God of Wealth Temple, and he has not formed their accomplices this time.
Su Yu had already gritted his teeth on the side, his fists creaking - for the first time in his life, he was so eager to beat a woman.
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Yo, everyone, this monster is back.