Chapter 71 Strange Laws

"Actually, Muggle gardens also have goblins. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ron said as he buried his head and rummaged vigorously through the peony flowers, the branches and leaves of the peony flowers trembled, and the petals fell off. Then he grabbed something and pulled it out, "Look, this is it, like little Santa Claus, chubby, and carrying a fishing rod." ”

George covered his forehead, how much Ron hated Santa Claus! Goblins not only didn't look like Santa Claus at all, they weren't even human. They are bare and round, like a huge pebble, and can only be counted as humanoid creatures, but their facial features are not particularly out of balance, and they are much better looking than house-elves.

"You need to do this!" Ron made a demonstration, he lifted the goblin's ankle upside down, lifted the goblin above his head, swung his arm into a large circle, and finally threw it forward, and the goblin flew out of the way, plopped, and landed on the ground behind the hedge, "It won't hurt them, it will stun them, and then they won't be able to find their original hole." ”

"You're so bad I can throw that stump. Fred looked at Ron with disdain and threw a goblin over a tree stump.

Harry tried to catch a goblin, but was bitten hard by the goblin's sharp teeth, and he became a little cautious and turned his head to see what George was doing.

"You're cheating. Ron also saw George's approach to goblins.

George took out his wand and waved it lightly, without chanting a spell. Goblins floated on the ground around them. They floated very high, blown high and far in mid-air by a whirlwind whirling around. Compared to the distance that Ron and Fred threw out with their hands, it was much farther and much more efficient.

"Wizards have to use wizards' methods. George said disapprovingly, if he wanted to exercise, he had a good workout plan. He would add gravity to himself and then train in all directions. Of course, these ordinary household chores are still used to exercise magic control. Otherwise, a wizard in peacetime would not have so much time to train for battle.

As for the ban on minors, like Ron's father's, "Prohibition of Abuse of Muggle Objects". How many people would there be in the Division for the Prohibition of Misuse of Magic? George remembered if it was one or two.

Speaking of the laws of the wizarding world, George picked up a copy of the law and found a bunch of loopholes. You can't really expect a small group of supernatural powers to have a perfect legal word, unless they use the elixir in everything. After reading a few law books, George already knew most of the ways to circumvent the ban.

"You're right. Fred threw the goblin out of his hand and said with a look of ecstasy.

With the "cheat" of George's magic, it didn't take long for the goblins to be cleaned up.

"I wonder if they'll be able to find this place?" Ron said with some uncertainty as he looked at the goblins who had been blown away by the whirlwind and were about to be out of sight, "They used to come back because my dad was very tolerant of them and even found them interesting, and it was difficult for them to find a better place than here." ”

Ron was talking when there was a "bang" on the other side of the door.

"It's Daddy back. Fred said happily as he walked through the garden towards the house.

As soon as they entered, they saw Mr. Weasley slumped in a kitchen chair with a pair of glasses on the table in front of him. His eyes were closed, he was tall, thin, a little bowed, and his little hair was the same red as his children. A green robe was crumpled and crumpled, and the whole person looked very tired.

"I'm so tired. He reached for the teapot, ignoring the crowd that came in, "Nine houses were raided in one night, and this old fellow Mondungus Fledge was almost going to give me a spell when I turned around......"

Mr. Weasley drank all the tea in the teapot in one gulp before letting out a long sigh of relief.

"Did you find anything, Daddy?" Fred looked curious.

"Just a couple of keys with a shrinking charm, and a biting kettle. Mr. Weasley yawned listlessly, "There are some troublesome things, like some weird ferrets, but thankfully, that's not our business." They've been sent to the Charms Lab and need to be checked for confirmation......"

"Why did they put a shrinking charm on the key?" Ron didn't understand why.

"Just to play tricks on Muggles. Mr. Weasley's voice revealed disdain, "They sell Muggle keys, and then the Shrinking Charm makes them smaller, so that when they need to be used, they suddenly can't be found." ”

This was incomprehensible to the Muggles, who could not admit it, could not accept that their keys had been shrunk by magic. They will only insist that the key is lost. They are forever blind to the magic that is close to them, but we actually cast the magic, you can't believe it..."

"Like a car, right?" Mrs. Weasley walked in, holding a flaming stick in her hand, which she had just come from the stove, and it was still smoking.

Mr. Weasley's mouth opened wide, his words seemed to be stuck in his neck, his eyes wandered, and he looked at his wife with a weak heart, not knowing what she had found, "Steam... Car, dear, what do you say?"

"Yes, Arthur, it's the car. Mrs. Weasley's eyes were on fire, and her voice became muffled, "Think about a wizard buying back an old rusty car. He told his wife that he just wanted to learn about Muggle stuff, to facilitate work, to see the inner workings. He then used his magic to transform it into a magical car that could fly. ”

"Oh, dear, don't worry, I don't think you know, he's not breaking the law. Of course, he should probably have told his wife beforehand. There is a loophole in the law, in fact, as long as he doesn't use it to fly, it's not illegal for the car to fly. Mr. Weasley scrambled to explain.

"Arthur Weasley, you deliberately left a loophole in writing the law!" "Mrs. Weasley shouted, "just so that you can mess around with those Muggle stuff in the shed? ”

George held his forehead with his hand, a little speechless in his heart, "No wonder there are a bunch of loopholes in the laws of the wizarding world, it turns out that these laws are written by the employees casually." Each of these employees has left a bunch of backdoors for themselves, can the laws of the wizarding world be full of holes?"

While the real world does the same, and the people who make the law always leave themselves with loopholes to exploit, the real world is not just one or two people in a department. Leaving the entire law to one or two people to make it, under the constraints of selfishness and level, the legal provisions of the wizarding world are leaking like a sieve.