Chapter 82 Pigman's Troubles Li Si who pretends to be a fork

Everyone else is in a good mood, drinking and talking about life events and world events very comfortably, but Pig Man is very depressed and even irritable.

Because he encountered the most difficult choice in his life, this choice began when he met Li Que and arrived in Qingzhou.

His lollipop is gone, and Liwu is sticking to him, and there is still no white thing, even the thing in his body.

Even if the soul of the Eight Treasures Martial Emperor was split half in Bai Ji's body and half in his body, the fragments of the Divine Soul of the Eight Treasures Martial Emperor were also sticking to him.

The lollipop is gone, you can endure it, just like a smoker who can't die without a cigarette, it's very uncomfortable anyway, but it's not a big problem.

There is a reason why Liwu sticks to him, that is, because he eats his lollipop is to fall in love with him, and another young lady who is also very beautiful is Liwu, and she must accept it.

But what is the soul of the Eight Treasures Martial Emperor, this thing is poisonous, he can't bear it anymore.

Since returning to Qingzhou and entering the Overlord Sect, Pig Man has been deeply tortured by the soul of this Eight Treasure Martial Emperor.

The spirit of the Eight Treasures Martial Emperor will occupy Pigman's body for one or two hours every day, and of course, it will also occupy Bai Ji's body for one or two hours.

The spirit in Bai Ji's body can still be said to be in the past, and people don't do anything bad, but he can't think of what kind of wind the spirit in his body is pumping.

What you did was incredible, and Pigman often thought, the same fragment of a divine soul, could it be that you have mutated and are different from others.

On the first day, the Eight Treasures Martial Emperor Divine Soul manipulated Pig Man's body to go to a family's mansion, went to the pig's nest to tease the sow, and then was pressed by several sows and slept around for an hour.

Of course, it's not that kind of sleep, it's just pressing him, and his face is green when he wakes up, because although he is a pig man, he is not a real pig, you have to look at the next word, chivalry, hero.

The next day, he was manipulated to go to a widow's house to steal underwear, and if he stole it, he didn't put it in a ring, but wore it directly on his body, and then he swaggered through the market, looking like he was not afraid of heaven and earth.

Then the whole street was filled with Pigman and the widow, and the widow chased him for a whole day, and finally gave up because Pigman gave her a little spirit stone.

However, his great name resounded throughout the imperial city, the entire Wei State and even the Chu State.

Because the widow is not bad-looking, and the widow is also a water-based poplar person.

People were shocked because the widow had only deliberately hung her underwear in a conspicuous place, and knew that there was an unwritten rule.

As long as you feel that you are very good, you are very handsome, and you are very rich, and you want to get the grace of the widow once, you will put your underwear on your body and walk around the street.

In this way, you can spend the Spring Festival with the widow, if you are afraid that people will know, these are not a problem, and the various seniors have set an example for the younger ones who came later.

There are those who wear hoods, those who are dressed in black, those who wander the streets at night, and those who use blindfolding, and almost no one dares to play like this blatantly anyway.

Another widow first likes the good-looking young, the second likes the rich and mighty, and the third is the turn of ordinary people.

Moreover, a person only has one chance in his life, and after receiving the grace of a widow, he cannot get it again.

In this way, men all over the world can be said to know that widows are all flocking to them, and every night there will be countless people in black walking on this street, and one by one they know that they do not speak.

This widow is also relatively famous in this circle, so people didn't expect this widow to be so heavy-hearted.

It turned out to be a pig, and it seems to be a pet pig of a large family, you see that this red dress is very auspicious.

At the same time, of course, there are also people who recognize Pig Man, isn't this the elder of the Overlord Sect, even a pet pig can be an elder, so these people have countless ideas.

"Brother, it seems that my rhubarb can also be an elder, this Overlord Sect is really interesting. ”

"Yes, my family's Erhei can also be an elder, this is what I rescued from the hands of the sword and axe yesterday, otherwise it would have become a feast for my brothers.

"What are you talking about, do you know how powerful that pig is, you are thinking about fart, and you are still big yellow and black. ”

"How powerful can it be, isn't it the female elder's pet pig?"

"Hehe, that pig is a much higher realm than the previous barbarian emperor's cultivation, it is estimated that he has broken through Wuzun, you haven't seen the martial emperor, do you know what it means, Wuzun?"

Seeing the two people in front of him humbly listening to him, the red-robed young man was satisfied, and his tone became even more arrogant.

He was just an ordinary disciple who had just joined the Overlord Sect, his name was Li Si, and he said that ordinary disciples were a little embarrassed, just a miscellaneous disciple who worked.

Martial arts cultivation, inferior cultivation talents, plus his poor batch, fatherless and motherless, has been bullied since he was a child, so he gave it a go to see if he could join the Overlord Sect.

Who knew that just because of a small slap on the back of the pig man, the pig man fell in love with it, passed it directly, and then became the shovel officer of the pig man.

Blue Star's shovel officer is the master, and the shovel officer here is the real literal meaning, and the shovel officer of Pig Man is also divided into three classes, pinching his face and beating his back, and serving tea and pouring water.

Running errands and doing things, singing and dancing are second-class.

As for cleaning the latrines, cleaning the courtyard is the third class.

Since he joined the Overlord Sect, he went home and beat up all the people who had bullied him before, and then after finishing his work all day, he came out to the streets to promote the prestige of Pig Man.

Now that this is out of the file, he is even more careful to do his own job, and when he meets someone who says Pig Man, he will talk about his prestige, because he has done a lot of Pig Man's heart, so now he is about to be promoted to the second class.

"Hehe, Elder Pigman is the reincarnation of a god, and he used to be the generalissimo who commanded trillions of divine soldiers above the incomparably distant thirty-three heavens. ”

"At that time, in those thirty-three heavens, he was a big man under one person and above ten thousand people, but why did he go down to earth, you don't even know. ”

Seeing that the expressions of the two were slightly shocked, and the eyes were looking at him seriously, now that he had paused, the two of them actually had a little anxiety in their eyes, so that his vanity was even more satisfied.

He straightened his sleeves, then touched his throat, coughed a few times in a pretended manner, and kept his eyes on the teahouse next to him.

Of course, the two were not stupid, so they laughed awkwardly.

"Hehe, this eldest brother, let's go to the restaurant and talk while talking, when the time comes, the eldest brother will point out how the two younger brothers can join this overlord sect, and the two younger brothers will definitely follow the eldest brother in the future. ”

"Okay, but this seat has just joined the Overlord Sect now, because I went to the thirty-three heavens with Lord Pigman, I was excited that the spirit stone seemed to have fallen out of nowhere, ouch, what can I do, you must know that it is the 10,000 medium-grade spirit stones that Lord Pigman personally rewarded me." ”

"Today, the eldest brother was negligent, and he couldn't invite the two brothers to drink the best wine and eat the best food, otherwise I would have eaten up the two brothers in this restaurant. ”

The two of them are actually a little unbelieving now, a little brother of a martial artist is still called this seat, what you said at the beginning is still a little credible, this is still thirty-three heavens, you can really blow the heavens as a little martial artist.

"But the two brothers, you must want to know how this seat joined the Overlord Sect, rest assured, this matter is handed over to this seat, and you will guide you when this seat is completely stable in the sect. ”

The two of them are here to listen to him talk here because this person is indeed a disciple of the Overlord Sect, and the Overlord Sect is now in full swing, and everyone wants to join.

But for some reason, now that the Overlord Sect has stopped recruiting, many people are trying all kinds of ways to join this Overlord Sect.

As for why you want to join the Overlord Sect, you still need to ask.

There will be three benefits to joining, the first Overlord Sect is a big free family, joining is a relative, and then a person is in trouble and supports from all directions.

The second is that the Overlord Sect is rich, and there are spirit stones to take every month when you join, and it is not a waste to cultivate.

The third is the most important thing, that is, I don't look at who the overlord sect master is, he is the richest person in those two states, I heard that he is extremely handsome, and now I heard that Wang Sicong has been taken away by a mysterious boss to cultivate, if he comes, isn't it directly to dominate the gods.

The two of them still flattered Li Si into the restaurant, and heard from Li Si's words that they wanted the best wine and the most expensive dishes.

After a while, all the food and wine were served, and then what birds and beasts, what bear's paws and tiger liver, and wine were also the most famous fugue drunkenness in this imperial city.

One hundred dishes, ten pots of fugue drunkenness is at least three hundred low-grade spirit stones, but the two of them got together and made up five hundred spirit stones, and the two of them can be regarded as the second generation of the little rich who are a little famous in this Wei Imperial City.

The two of them were not in much mood to eat, and only fantasized that they could join the Overlord Sect, and then they would definitely be glorious ancestors.

Where has Li Si ever seen such a battle, what he ate was that the front mouth was already stuffed with the big mouth before it entered the stomach, and then the mouth was full of oil, and the snot flew wildly.

The two of them looked at Li Si's eating appearance, and they had no appetite even more, one was grinding his feet and beating his back there, and the other was pouring tea and wine there.

Half an hour later, Li Si felt that his stomach would explode on the spot after taking another bite, and he reluctantly ended this good time.

Then he looked at the two of them, and nodded with a satisfied expression, in fact, his heart was now ecstatic, it turned out that the benefits of joining the Overlord Sect were not those, but this.

Li Si pretended to take a few sips of tea again, and the posture of drinking tea was also an imitation of an overlord sect elder, but he imitated less than one percent, and both of them were a little embarrassed to watch.