Chapter 001: This Painting Style Is Wrong!

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Main plane, Hokuriku

Northeast of the Pandoragon Wilderness, about thirty kilometers outside the town of Flower Bear.

Thanks to the "Steam Elf Dragon Mercenary Group" who happened to pass by for rescuing and explaining, Lu Bai, who was chased by the ferocious demonic beast for two miles, finally figured out where he had crossed over.

But compared to crossing over, what is even stranger about Lu Bai is that he can understand the language of this world without any obstacles.

The Steam Elf Dragon Mercenary Regiment, with a total of four members.

Trixis-Autumn Wind, the regimental commander and shield warrior, is an autumn elf from the Eternal Autumn Forest, so an autumn elf phrase pops up from time to time.

The deputy head and mage's Kayu-Grey Scale is a Naga of the Deep Sea, and it is normal to accidentally utter one or two words unique to the Naga language.

The only two members of the adventure group are human, but the fair-skinned steam gunner Shanna is from the Southern Continent Flash Gold Country, and Elven, a stealth scout and chef from the Black Beauty, but she has come out of the Western Continent Chaos Lands.

But whether it is the lingua franca, autumn elf language, Naga language, flash gold language or the obscure Western Continent tribal language, Lu Bai can understand all of them!

Oh yes, and I missed the roar of the monster before, it seems to be repeating back and forth, "Roar, two-legged little fresh meat", "Lunch is you", "Don't run"?

Could it be that this is my traveler perk - full language proficiency?!

As soon as he thought of this, Lu Bai tried to concentrate and listen to the chirping of the two birds on the big tree next to him.

And the moment he concentrated his mind, Lu Bai instantly fully understood the cheerful chirping of the birds-

"Cheap goods, when labor and management go out to catch worms, you can meet 9 male birds that have fucked you!"

"My dear, I am loyal to you. ”

"And how do you explain the green egg in the nest?! The eggs laid by the two of us are always red-shelled!

"Honey, in fact, the green egg is your credit......"

Lu Bai quickly loosened his attention, and if he listened to it again, he couldn't hold back his laughter, that would be too unkind.

"Hey, brunette kid!"

Seeing that Lu Bai seemed to be in a good mood, the leader of the Steam Elf Dragon Mercenary Group, Trixis-Qiufeng, called out.

"What?"

Lu Bai hurriedly followed the sound.

For this main life-saving benefactor, Lu Bai still respects him very much.

But at this moment, it was still hard for Lu Bai to imagine that the delicate elf could actually wear a stubborn and stubborn steel shield to face the fierce demon wolf as strong as a bull, and he had just won.

"Brunette boy, you don't look like a poor man, then according to the rules of our mercenary group, you can take out a hundred gold coins as a reward, or an item of similar value, and we will settle the bill! Don't think about it, otherwise-"

Probably to strengthen the deterrent effect, Trixi-Autumn Wind slammed the steel shield she had just flipped over with the ferocious demonic beast when she deliberately said it in a thick voice, and easily smashed a basin-sized gravel with an innocent lying gun to death.

This gave Lu Bai every reason to believe that if Trixi-Autumn Wind was the target of his smash, then he would probably only have half a life left at most.

"It's okay if you can't get the money. "It's still the blue-haired Grayscales who are gentle and kind, but it's a pity that Lu Bai, who gave birth to this grateful thought, heard the second half of the sentence that made him shudder: "As far as I know, there have been many fashionable necromancers recently, who are asking for raw materials to make steam abomination at high prices. ”

Although Shanna and Erwen did not speak, they took out spears and boning knives one after another, and scanned Lu Bai's body back and forth with malicious eyes......

, this doesn't fit the setting, shouldn't a pure girl mercenary group like you all be proud of helping others, and be ashamed of killing people and goods?

"Don't, don't, don't be impulsive! I don't have any money, but I have special language skills and I'm a great cook!"

Lu Bai shouted repeatedly.

In such a fatal situation, Lu Bai could only use the language skills that had just been confirmed, as well as the self-taught scum cooking skills in the big foodie country, to try to impress the pure girl mercenary group in front of him who had the wrong painting style.

"Special language skills? Tell me about the brunette boyβ€”"

The head of the regiment, Trixis-Akiba, held the shield with one hand, and seemed to be a little interested.

"The cooking is superb?"

Erwen, who is a part-time cook, snorted coldly, and the boning knife fluttered up and down in her hand.

"Dear Captain, I really have a special language skill, and if I listen to any language carefully, then I will be able to understand its meaning. As for the cooking skills......" Lu Bai glanced at Erwen's boning knife with a little trepidation, and finally chose a more euphemistic way of boasting: "As long as I have almost enough raw materials, I can cook all kinds of dishes that are acceptable in color and flavor." ”

"Oh, it looks like we had the good fortune to pick up a wild language guru and chef today. ”

Aga-Greyscale whistled.

β€œ#%οΏ₯%......%*...... Β₯Β₯Β₯@#!" Trixi-Autumn Wind suddenly uttered a string of obscure words and asked, "Brunette boy, what does this mean?" ”

"Life is impermanent, full of chaos, filth and pain. Death signifies tranquility, order, and eternal beauty. ”

Lu Bai hurriedly reported the answer.

It's a matter of life, and you can't do it if you don't want to hurry.

"It's ...... The Death Proverb, and it's the Temple Elf version?!Tricy, you've been in the Winter Elf's Temple of Death?"

Surprised, Gala Greyscale turned her gaze to the leader, Trixis.

Tricis didn't answer the question, but said to Gyala in a half-commanding tone, "Jarg, ask him a question in your Naga language. ”

The Grey Scales spoke a complete Abyssal Naga as Trisis wished.

"The winds and waves are only in the shallow sea. ”

Lu Bai translated.

"This is our grey-scaled Naga proverb. ”

Kayu nodded.

So then, under Tricy's orders, Shanna and Erwin each said something in their native language, and Lu Bai translated it accurately.

Lu Bai should have spoken Chinese, but to the ears of Trixisi and the others, it was an extremely standard lingua franca.

"Funny, such a young master of language who had no attendants and was almost eaten by a ferocious frost wolf. Tricy, who was completely unaware of Lu Bai's language, showed a smile full of playfulness: "You're lucky language master, our mercenary group is about to explore a ruin, and I guess you have a good chance to play the role of a hundred gold coins." ”

As she spoke, Tricy looked at the members of her mercenary group again.

"Tricy, I don't think it's a good idea to take him with me. ”

Kayu frowned.

"After all, it's a relic left by an ancient magician, and there may be a chattering nasty activation gate, or a language master. ”

Shanna is more supportive of her own leader.

"Has anyone ever seen such a thin cook?"

Erwen grasped the problem of cooking skills, and her eyes were full of distrust when she looked at Lu Bai.

"I didn't say I'm a cook, I'm just a chef, and there's a big difference between the two. ”

Lu Bai hurriedly clarified.

The head of the regiment, Tricy, is fierce and can toughen the demon wolf, and Erwen, who is a sneaking scout and cook, is probably not weak, and Lu Bai can't afford to offend.

"I don't see a difference. Erwen walked to the bighorned red-maned horse that was carrying the camel luggage for the adventure group, took off the kitchen utensils bundled into a messy bag with one hand, and then threw the kitchenware bag in front of Lu Bai: "Come, since you are a cook, then prove it to us!"

I'm dizzy, isn't this okay?

Looking at the kitchenware in front of him, Lu Bai was a little dumbfounded.

"Tell me, what ingredients are needed. Lu Bai's reaction seemed to make Erwen very satisfied, and she put her hands together to find a suitable reason for her behavior and said, "It just so happens that I'm a little hungry." ”

It depends on what ingredients you have......

Looking at the reactions of the other three members of the mercenary group who stood by and watched, Lu Bai felt that this meal that proved his cooking skills might not be done.

Since it can't be done, then Lu Bai also let it go: "I need some fresh meat, if there is no fresh meat, dry meat is fine, and then I need some clean water, all kinds of seasonings, especially salt...... By the way, do any of you know wild vegetables that you can eat? If so, who will help me pick some back? ”

Without saying a word, the steam gunner Shanna carried her steam spear into the wilderness where the grass was taller than a man.

After Lu Bai finished counting the existing ingredients of the adventure group, Shanna came back with a bunch of green wild vegetables, and on her steam spear bayonet with blood stains, she picked up a fat rabbit and three fat fish that had been washed and peeled.

Good stuff!

The excellent ingredients made Lu Bai's foodie soul burn, and he waved his kitchen knife and began to deal with it passionately.

Soon, the tantalizing aroma of frying and stir-frying wafted through this uninhabited wilderness.

Braised rabbit meat, stir-fried rabbit with onions, braised fish pieces, handmade fish ball soup, fried bacon shredded meat with onions, and a pot of cold wild vegetables are all the final results of Lu Bai.

"Hey, it's a pity that there are too few vegetables and spices!"

Looking at the few dishes that had been prepared, Lu Bai muttered very regretfully.

Lu Bai didn't notice at all that all the members of the Steam Elf Dragon Mercenary Group who were watching his entire cooking process had huge eyes when he unveiled all the prepared dishes,

"Erwen, I don't know why, but I suddenly think that everything we used to eat was pig food. ”

Shanna swallowed, turned her head to look at Erwen, who had been working as a cook for the mercenary group, and then received a white eye.

"Incredible...... Fish can do that. ”

The Grey Scales stared at the pot of thick white fish ball soup.

Only the head of the group, Trixi, didn't say a word, and after confirming that Chen Mo had already prepared the dishes, he strode over and took away the pot of oily braised rabbit meat.

So an instant later, Lu Bai was shocked to find that he seemed to be hungry.

All the dishes were snatched away by the girls who rushed up, and even in order to fight for the sovereignty of the pot of onion fried bacon meat, Erwin also made a brazen attack on the head of the regiment, Trixi......

Then, Lu Bai became a member of the glorious and sacred Steam Elven Dragon Mercenary Group with a bright future.

Well, given that Lu Bai's combat power is less than 5, he is naturally assigned the following sacred duties-

Cook, handyman, linguistic deciphering expert (in no particular order).

"Let's go!"

Wiping the oil off her mouth, Captain Tricys was in high spirits and looked due north.

"Wailing Devil's Den!"

The three members of the regiment added in unison with high morale.

Wailing Devil's Den?!

Lu Bai, who intended to slip away from the chaos...... Captured back to the team, captured back to the team, captured back to team X3.

In fact, Lu Bai has been afraid of ghosts for 20 years.

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!

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