The days of leaving my hometown were drizzling. For a few days here, although I was not treated very well, I still had some feelings. As the saying goes: "Once you say goodbye, sit in Wen Sidu, it is difficult to hide the river, go back to explore, and return to your hometown." ”

Chen Lian felt as uncomfortable as being stuffed with chrysanthemums, and fainted directly. When I woke up, it was the next morning.

He scratched his head, his eyes crackled twice, remembering yesterday's events, he was extremely disgusted, he looked at his palm, his face was full of suspicion, and he didn't see any difference, but his heart seemed to weigh on him.

Chen Lian sat gasping for breath, "Damn, you dead panda, you are quite good at keeping warm, just lie on me and it's over?" In a fit of rage, Chen Lian kicked out angrily.

"Ka Ka Ka," not to mention that the panda was stunned, he was extremely stunned. If it weren't for the panda's legs, which seemed to swing twice consciously, I really didn't know its life and death.

I saw the black-and-white animal hanging upside down on the tree, pinching it so much that it couldn't move, but it was still angry and angry, and waved its fist at Chen Lian.

"Am I a master?, or am I dreaming?" Chen Lian subconsciously picked up a stone on the side, preparing to harm himself. But there seems to be something wrong, or replace it with a hand fan, which is more harmonious.

"Smack" was really crisp, and he almost didn't blow out his front teeth.

"Damn, I'm really a master! After forgetting the joy, Chen Lian immediately returned to the consciousness of a normal person, and the panda on the tree paced over, rolling his eyes a little, staring at Chen Lian, who was uncertain, with a confused face.

Chen Lian sighed, first of all, he didn't want to dominate the martial arts and dominate one side. Secondly, all he thinks about is a group of wives and concubines, and wealth cannot be moved. Of course, the important thing is that what is the connection between his own force and the flying saucer? The thought of that scene makes him nauseous and scratch his stomach.

The word "stop", Chen Lian sat down thoughtfully. The panda was like a toddler in Handan, and continued to be confused, so he took a branch and tickled it behind his back.

More than an hour passed, "Okay...... Finally...... Well, I didn't figure it out! Forget it, goodbye Brother Panda, I'm leaving. Seeing that Chen Lian was about to leave him, the panda desperately hugged his thighs again, and Chen Lian felt really cute with that kind of cute eyes.

"Smack, what's the hurry, aren't you used to it! Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow." Patting it on the back, the panda seemed to be indescribable, but he felt that the meaning of the words was clear, and gradually let go of his little furry hand.

Back at the teahouse, I had twice as much firewood on my shoulders as before. Anyway, the boss can prevaricate when he sees it.

"Okay, you Chen Lian, where did you die? You know that there is no firewood, and I have started to burn my belongings!"

"Ah...... Boss, are you so willful?"

"Let you be a wool ......" the boss suddenly stopped, thinking, "Why is my scolding tone more and more like Chen Lian, but it's quite cool." ”

Chen Lian smiled secretly in his heart, "You are a chicken feather plucker, you have finally been assimilated by Lao Tzu!"

"Where did you go yesterday?"

"Boss, it's really thrilling! I fell off a cliff, and you can see that there are a few holes in my pants. ”

"Then why don't you die? I didn't see any injuries on you!"

"Oh, because I'm hanging on a tree halfway up the mountainside. ”

"Yo he, you kid hung on the tree, it won't be you on the pig!"

Chen Lian felt in his heart, "How can this be a little similar to a celebrity's sketch? The boss can be self-taught? Another day, I should tell the boss that he can do a show, what kind of teahouse to open!"

Seeing that a guest had arrived, the boss hurriedly stepped forward to say hello and asked Chen Lian to go back to the backyard to chop wood. The matter of wages was not mentioned, which made Chen Lian entangled.

At night, Chen Lian couldn't sleep at night. As soon as his eyes closed, he found himself falling into a bottomless abyss, surrounded by blood-colored waters. In the middle stands a huge dead tree, endless vicissitudes.

Sitting at the head of the bed, there are no people in the mountains, and there are not many people in the teahouse, just Xiao Er, who is entertained at the door, and he is a woodcutter and a cook. So it's a little cold, but the place to sleep is also steady.

Chen Lian stretched out his palm, up and down, left and right, and stared carefully. Thinking of yesterday, I began to feel distressed and bored again.

"Will it be like that movie, will it become multiple personalities? Or will it be controlled? What about sexual happiness?"

Chen Lian still didn't give up, and after a long time, he came to a conclusion - cutting the veins. It's not suicide, it's brick-throwing. No matter how you say it, Chen Lian is also a highly educated otaku. Although he is very cheap, very sexual, and of course even more greedy, he has ideas, and no one can be stupid.

"Hehe, I'm a pure virgin, and I can't let unclean things insult my body. At least after I insult someone. With a lewd smile, even he himself thought, "I am really a sheep in wolf's clothing." ”

Sure enough, when the knife was cut and blood splashed out, Chen Lian's body suddenly trembled. A few drops of blood flew up, followed by nausea again.

Chen Lian's hatred was hard to dissipate, and his nausea was rampant. Because those few bits of blood, circling and circling, suspended in the air, and then turned into a mouth.

"Damn, alive, then I'm still a fart!" Chen Lian was ignited at that time.

At this moment, the mouth let out a voice and said, "Master!" The yin and yang strange qi was 108,000 miles away from Chen Lian's expectations, if it was a female voice, it would be okay, so the anger would not come anywhere.

Somewhat impatiently, he asked, "What the hell is going on now? Can you explain that? I'm very insecure." ”

Chen Lian's expression, even if this thing doesn't know anything, there are some things that can't be said for a while.

After figuring out his thoughts, with a sound of "hmm......", Chen Lian almost squirted out his dinner. But fortunately, he has good concentration.

"Yes, master, thank you for allowing me to recover and to be able to break the seal. ”

Before he could say any more, Chen Lian pushed his hand forward, "Don't, you are liberated, free, and restored, we are clear." Look, wouldn't it be better for you to leave my body?"

Chen Lian's mind was thinking about obscene things, if he was a woman, he could still bear it, but if he was a yin and yang weird, even if chrysanthemums bloomed everywhere, he would have no chance.

He had forgotten something, and waited for the thing to speak, embarrassed to find a rat hole to hide.

"Master, in fact, your thoughts are not necessary, I am in your body, and I can know what you are thinking for the first time. If you see my restored true body, you probably won't have that thought. ”

Chen Lian is really embarrassed at the moment. His eyes were dry, so he wasn't embarrassed.

Then the thing continued, "Master, I have been searching for my physique for nearly 10,000 years, and I can't imagine that it can be so coincidental. Yesterday, I was afraid that the master would not want to do it for one reason, so I went directly into the master's body, and I hope you can understand. ”

Chen Lian was a little confused, so he kept staying in the previous sentence, "If you can see my restored true body." Thinking of this, Chen Lian said a little shamelessly, "How can I see your true body?"

After speaking, it was dark in front of him, and when he saw the light again, he had come to the world of his dreams.

There was a sea of blood around it, and there was a place in the middle, and the giant tree didn't have a leaf at all. From behind the tree came a cold voice, "Master!"

Chen Lian was taken aback, and sure enough, there was no gender at all. Mistaking it for the sound of a tree, he hurriedly took two steps back, staring from top to bottom, but he didn't feel the slightest bit of life.

At this moment, a woman in a long red dress walked from behind the tree. At that moment, Chen Lian was stupid, he had really never seen such a glamorous and enchanting.

Chen Lian's beard and obscene greed can't be concealed at all, he really looks like the uncle in those films.

The feet are delicate, clean and shiny, without any dust. Coming to Chen Lian's side, there was a shallow slight respect in the coquettishness, and a trace of holiness in the weakness.

Although it is covered by a loose robe, it doesn't affect it at all, and the restricted-level jade posture. With a slight tilt, it seems that the sea of blood is going to be drained, and the giant trees are going to rejuvenate.

"Master, do I call you master, or do I call you son?" his eyes fanned, teasing and serious. Seeing Chen Lian's saliva like a pillar, he forgot who he was.