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“...”

“... Zixiao, it's the second night, and I haven't slept well since I got home. ”

"Did you ever sleep with me? It's not that you blame your mother for pushing me into your room!"

Huo Xingming sighed, directly took a pillow and lay down on the floor, "Don't keep talking about my mother, your mother is not the same?" I want to go to the downstairs living room to make up for a night, but I just caught up with me." ”

Zi Xiao sat on the bed and hugged Huo Xingming's quilt, "Don't talk about anything else, just sleep like this? Do you sleep on the floor?"

Huo Xingming turned his head and said, "Then what else? Let you sleep on the floor? When we were in the astral boundary, we still slept in the open every day, and we wouldn't catch a cold, so let's sleep first." ”

Zixiao hesitated for a moment and said, "Why don't you go downstairs and get a new quilt?" w I'm still okay with it... Probably. ”

"Forget it," Huo Xingming pointed to the floor, "If you feel it carefully, the two middle-aged women downstairs haven't slept yet, and they are listening to our movements upstairs." ”

Zi Xiao glanced at the alarm clock placed at the head of the bed in surprise, "Wouldn't it?!It's one o'clock in the morning! The two of them haven't slept yet?

"What do you think? Of course my dad slept in the study, and although there was no bed in the study, the chair was quite comfortable. ”

Zi Xiao answered and lay down on Huo Xingming's bed, but he always felt that his heartbeat was constantly accelerating, and he couldn't sleep at all.

After a while, Huo Xingming suddenly jumped up from the floor, made a silent gesture to Zi Xiao, and pointed to the door again, "Don't speak, there are people outside." ”

Of course, Zi Xiao was aware of this at this time, and quietly walked off the bed, followed behind Huo Xingming, and walked towards the door.

Just as Huo Xingming Zixiao was about to walk to the door, the people outside suddenly stuffed a box of things and a book through the crack in the door.

Huo Xingming hurriedly opened the door and happened to collide with his mother, Xiahou Ling and Zixiao's mother Chen Xi.

"Mom, Auntie, what are you two doing sneakily when you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"

Xiahou Ling and Chen Xi smiled awkwardly, and without saying a word, they hurriedly ran downstairs to the master bedroom and closed the door.

Huo Xingming touched his head, feeling strange, and turned his head to look at Zixiao behind him... Zi Xiao was now reading the book that her mother had just stuffed in with a flushed face, Huo Xingming glanced at the title of the book..."Seventy-two Postures of Husband and Wife Life"...

Huo Xingming snatched the book in Zixiao's hand and threw it out of the window directly, suddenly remembering that there seemed to be a box in addition to the book just now.

Huo Xingming flashed back to the door and picked up the box on the ground..."Rabbit Leisi - Rest assured love", Huo Xingming pinched hard, and directly pinched the box and the contents into powder in his hand.

"Zixiao, I think I may be going to be an unfilial son, I don't know why, I suddenly want to kill my own mother now. ”

Zi Xiao hadn't recovered from the knowledge of the book just now, "It turns out... There are so many poses... It's complicated..."

......

The next day, Huo Xingming walked out of his room before dawn, put on the clothes Zixiao bought for him yesterday, trotted out, and ran directly to a 24-hour pharmacy at the entrance of the community, and bought a bunch of "special items" to go home.

...

After a while, everyone in Huo Xingming's family got up one after another and walked out of the door, and everyone changed into the new clothes that Zixiao and Xue'er bought yesterday.

Whether it is Isha or Xue'er, after changing from the ancient costume of the astral boundary to the clothes on earth, there is really a feeling that makes people's eyes shine, especially the short white skirt and knee-high socks that Xue'er is wearing, even Huo Xingming, the nosebleed almost spurted out.

And what about Aaron and Ahu? nosebleeds... It's already squirting, "To see such a fairy... It's worth it!"

Huo Xingming saw that everyone was almost out, and brought out the breakfast he had prepared for the morning, "Come on, come on, I will personally make the flavor of breakfast on earth." ”

The greedy Ah Hu and Isha jumped down from the upstairs at once, looking at the sumptuous breakfast on the table, "Brother Huo, I can't see that you can cook! ”

Huo Xingming wiped his hands with a towel and said, "There are many things you haven't seen, Ah Long, Xue'er, you two should come over quickly." ”

Zixiao yawned and walked downstairs and sat down at the dining table, "What? Flatbread, fritters, buns, bread, soy milk, and tofu brains, which one you made yourself? All of them were bought from the breakfast shop, right?"

Huo Xingming waved his hand, "No, no, no, there is one thing I made," Huo Xingming turned around and brought out a large pot of wontons from behind, "This wonton is made by me!"

Zi Xiao glanced at Huo Xingming, "Come on, quick-frozen chaos, buy it and put it directly in boiling water to eat, blow it." ”

Although he said this, Zi Xiao directly took a bun and ate it, Huo Xingming smiled, turned around and went into the kitchen, took out a bowl of green vegetable porridge, and put it in front of Xue'er.

"Cher, Demeter told you not to eat, but this should be fine, right? I secretly picked the dishes in Demeter's territory before. ”

Xue'er picked up the vegetables in the porridge with chopsticks and looked at it, and said, "Brother Huo, thank you, but this shouldn't be a vegetable, it is a herb called Bai Sanqi stems and leaves, and it is poisonous." ”

Huo Xingming scratched his head in embarrassment, "That's it, I'll just say! How can there be wild vegetables in the astral realm that look exactly the same as the cabbage on the earth." ”

"Oops!" Xiahou Ling and Chen Xi also walked out of the room at this time, looking at this sumptuous breakfast, Xiahou Ling said excitedly, "My son has finally grown up and can cook breakfast, I am so moved as a mother." ”

Huo Xingming saw his mother come out of the room, and walked into the kitchen again with a smile, "Mom, Auntie, you two wait a minute, I have prepared a special breakfast for both of you, how can you two have the same breakfast as them?"

This time, even Chen Xi became excited, took Xiahou Ling's hand and said, "Ling'er, did you hear that? There is still my share! Last night, the two of us went out overnight to buy a little yellow book, it was right! It seems that the matter between my Zixiao and your Huo Xingming is done!"

Xiahou Ling couldn't help laughing, "Yes, the two of us have cultivated from classmates to best friends, and now we have finally cultivated from best friends to in-laws!"

Chen Xi hurriedly said, "Then what are we waiting for? Where is the old Huang Calendar in your family? Let's quickly pick a good day and let Huo Xingming and Zi Xiao get married!"

"Don't worry," Huo Xingming walked out of the kitchen with a smile and a "special breakfast", "Why do you two have to eat breakfast too?" Come, I have carefully prepared for the two of you, adding twelve different flavors of condom hot milk, and a box of white porridge with health products inside. ”

Xiahou Ling and Chen Xi's joy only lasted for a short dozen seconds, and instantly turned into the current "horror", "Son... Are you trying to murder your mother?"

Huo Xingming shook his head with a smile on his face, "No, if you want to murder, why don't I just add rat poison?" I prepared it for the two of you so carefully, nourish yin and nourish the kidneys, eat it while it's hot." ”

Zi Xiao had just eaten a bite of the wonton, and was almost laughed out by Huo Xingming's serious appearance, silently praised Huo Xingming, and noticed her mother's eyes like asking for help, Zi Xiao quickly turned her head and pretended not to see it.

Asking for help from her daughter can't do it, Chen Xi looked at Huo Xingming in front of him, and pushed Xiahou Ling out, "Huo Xingming, there is a debtor and a master, it was your mother who drove to buy the little yellow book last night, can you let your aunt go?"

Huo Xingming slowly approached his mother with a "special breakfast", "Mom, your son ran out to buy you something before dawn, and then made it for you, eat more, eat less, eat more." ”

Xiahou Ling looked at the milk in the cup in Huo Xingming's right hand, there were still many sets of different colors floating in it, and his face turned blue all of a sudden, "Son... Son, I'm your own mother! You're probably going to your mother's funeral tomorrow!"

Huo Xingming smiled, "How is it possible? Xue'er here is a medical expert, as long as you have a breath, Xue'er can save you." ”

Isa, who was full of buns, hurriedly raised her hand casually and said, "And me and me!Auntie, don't worry, I am from the elf clan and am the best at healing, even if you break your hands and feet, I will help you take it back." ”

Huo Xingming said proudly, "Do you hear that?" Mom, this is all your son's heart, so you can drink it." ”

Xiahou Ling looked at the "Special Breakfast" that was constantly approaching him, and he couldn't speak, "No... No, no, Chen Xi! Don't betray me! Last night, I drove the car, but you came up with the idea!"

"Ling'er, don't say it," Chen Xi hugged Xiahou Ling from behind, "I just glanced at the kitchen, there is a big box of "Viagra" in the trash can, and the health care products your son put are "Viagra"! My husband is not here, you can help me bear it." ”

"Poof", Zi Xiao finally couldn't help laughing, "Haha, forget it, Huo Xingming, you see that my mother is scared, stop it, I see, my mother will not dare in the future." ”

Huo Xingming nodded, turned his head to look at his mother again, Xiahou Ling hurriedly shook his head, "Don't dare, don't dare!I will definitely not interfere in the affairs of you and Zixiao again." ”

Huo Xingming put down the "special" breakfast in his hand, "Mom, don't say that your son is ruthless, your son is about to be driven crazy by you! Tomorrow night, I will sleep in the study, my father will sleep with you, and Zixiao and Aunt Chen Xi will sleep in my room, is this okay?"

Xiahou Ling and Chen Xi nodded at the same time, "Whatever you say is what it is... But, Xingming, Auntie will ask you a question. ”

Huo Xingming nodded, "Say." ”

Chen Xi said, "Where is our Zixiao bad? Don't you look down on my daughter like this? Zixiao is not a national color and heavenly fragrance, at least it is also at the level of the city and the country, right?"

"Huo Xingming, get out of the way!" Zi Xiao finally pushed Huo Xingming away with a fried dough stick that had not yet been eaten, and then picked up a cup of milk with twelve flavors just now, and poured it to his mother without saying a word.

Huo Xingming swallowed, "Zixiao, I'll scare them... Are you really giving your mom a drink?"

Zi Xiao put the cup that had been drunk clean on the table, "Anyway, I can't kill my mother by drinking, this thing is not poisonous." ”