Chapter Fifty-Eight: Mouth Cannons Random Fabrication
"Shi Yin, let's go save Nangong Le!" Ling Feng said to Shi Yin by revealing his white and flawless teeth. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info looked confident, "No, it's to tell Nangong Le the truth!" Ling Feng said with a smile on his face.
When Ling Feng said this, his heart was also like a seasoning, and he had mixed tastes in his heart. Isn't it too illogical to save someone who almost killed himself twice. "Ling Feng, when did you become so kind! It doesn't matter what it matters to save you, you are just a passerby at most, how can you really become the male protagonist, haha." Ling Feng couldn't help laughing at himself in his heart, "What does the life and death of others have to do with you, you are just a pseudo-mansion that fantasizes about girls all day long, and it is not even a dead mansion, come on." β
But thinking about Nangong Le, who knelt on the ground and wept in pain at that time, she didn't want to do that, and this time was different from the last time, she took the initiative to bear the sword. What's more, Nangong Le also looks so painful. Ling Feng can imagine the pain of Nangong Le's family being killed, although he has not experienced it, but when he contacts the scenes in the anime, he generally knows that the only difference is that this is reality, not an anime. And he almost died.
Ling Feng wanted to redeem Nangong Le.
"Ah Feng, you are still so naΓ―ve, I told you that this world will die, but there is no joke at all. Shi Yin's face was solemn, and he said calmly, "Nangong Le will not die, at most he will be expelled from the academy, didn't the old man of Hilton say it? The academy prohibits fighting, and fighting will be expelled, haven't we clearly read it on the admission application? Have you forgotten?" Shi Yin didn't want to save Nangong Le at all, and to some extent, Shi Yin also wanted to kill Nangong Le. "Do you want to brush shoulders with death again?"
Shi Yin leisurely wrapped his index finger around his long black hair, first around his index finger, and then around his hands full of black hair, and said indifferently.
"But it's not a fight. Ling Feng said in a solemn tone, standing up abruptly, holding the table with both hands?
The time around seemed to be frozen, silent for a long time, and quiet for a long time. "Well, whatever you want. Shi Yin waved helplessly.
"But how to save Nangong Le?" Ling Feng opened his eyes wide and asked for Shi Yin's help. "It's ridiculous that you want to save people, but you don't know how. Shi Yin took a sip of the water in the cup, moistened his throat, and continued, "It's very simple, Ah Feng you have a way to convince the red-haired woman to tell her not to tell the old guy at Hilton about this. Shi Yin winked at Ling Feng.
"What, it's that simple, I thought I wanted to hold the spirit weapon in my hand, kill the special killing, and save the beautiful woman from the vicious bad guys, but the result was just for me to fight the mouth cannon, but I have won the true biography of Mr. Kishimoto Qishi!" Ling Feng narrowed his eyes into a line and said.
Isn't that a simple thing to do for yourself? Don't look at Ling Feng's words on weekdays, but when he wants to talk about it, he can't stop talking at all, just like when he complains himself. You must know that Ling Feng is an expert at complaining, how can he be a mere mouth cannon.
"Oh, yes, I hope you can convince me, then I'll go to sleep, Feng. After speaking, Shi Yin walked towards the door. "Wait, Shiyin, I also have my own spirit weapon now, don't I have to be expelled from this academy? Ling Feng asked more. "Yes, Ah Feng, I also have my own spiritual weapon, congratulations. There was something sarcastic in Shi Yin's tone.
"yes, I finally have my own spiritual weapon. Ling Feng said with a grin, self-defeating Ling Feng had his own spiritual weapon, but it was better to say that he had discovered his own spiritual weapon, since Ling Feng entered this world called Atlantis Continent, he had it.
However, Ling Feng didn't hear the taste in Shi Yin's words.
"By the way, where is Nangong Le?"
"In the first grade class A, I went to sleep, Feng. Shi Yin hurriedly waved goodbye.
Looking at the back of Shi Yin, who was fading away in the sun, Ling Feng sighed in his heart, "Shi Yin, I want to become stronger, I want to protect you." The world is as dangerous as you say. Ling Feng gritted his teeth in his heart. "Yo, my master is finally becoming more conscious now, but this consciousness alone can't gain a foothold here. The cruelty of reality is the same everywhere, and you know this best, so you yearn for the world in this anime............" The voice of the little devil came from the root of the ear. "Shut up, act like a mental counselor, rambling, annoying, little devil, give me a life philosophy lesson every time you come out, I know, little devil teacher, now I'm going to save Nangong Le, I won't only have girls in my head like before." Okay. I almost died. Ling Feng silently replied to the little devil's voice in his heart. "I hope so, well, boy, go and save your silver-haired Lori sister!" said the little devil in a tone like a wise man. "Get out!"
Now the top priority is to convince Qiao Shi not to let her tell the old guy at Hilton, as Ling Feng said, he is still a little confident in this, this is not much different from not doing homework, but he can still hide from the teacher in a false way, the big deal is to go back to his old job.
Ling Feng took three steps and did two, and quickly ran in the direction of Class A of the first grade.
At this time, the cherry blossoms in the academy spread to the ground, forming a sea of flowers. Ling Feng stopped, raised his head, and looked at the cherry blossoms that were slowly falling, the beautiful sea of flowers. I suddenly remembered an anime I had watched, called "Five Centimeters per Second", and the beginning of the film is the scene that begins with the falling cherry blossoms, and the heroine playfully asks the male protagonist, Na, do you know what the distance is falling per second? The male protagonist said with a confused face, I don't know. The heroine said happily, it's 5 centimeters.
The male protagonist smiled shyly, Ling Feng didn't like the ending of the story very much, the male protagonist and the female protagonist obviously liked each other, but due to various reasons in reality, they always missed each other on the track of love. Compared with this kind of sadistic ending, Ling Feng prefers that kind of happy ending. The ending that Ling Feng hopes for is that the hero and heroine live happily together, get married, and have children of their own. But Ling Feng is not a director and can't change the ending of the movie.
Ling Feng stared blankly at the falling cherry blossoms, one of which landed on Ling Feng's shoulder, Ling Feng held this cherry blossom in his palm and murmured, "Is the cherry blossom falling five centimeters away?"
"Bang" The little devil raised the hammer and went up to give Ling Feng's head a blow.
"Hey, why are you beating me?" Ling Feng touched the back of his head and glared at the little demon.
"Why, what are you going to do? and you're pretending to be here, are you out of the main line? The little devil glared back. The two of them stared at each other. "Okay, I was wrong, okay!" Ling Feng admitted defeat and begged for mercy, "Can you remind me a little more civilized and elegant, won't you be like a little girl who picked up my wallet, pulling at the corners of my clothes with an innocent face, and saying, brother, your things have dropped, is it okay to remind me in that tone? No, you have to hit me on the head with a big hammer, do you know that it really hurts, and why didn't the little angel hit me with a hammer, you are very camera-grabbing?" Ling Feng switched back to the comma attribute in a second.
The little devil listened to the complaints and complaints of this big push, but shook his shoulders briskly, and said in the tone of the drama master Chaplin: "No way, am I a demon?" Isn't the devil there to punish others?"
Ling Feng's face was full of black lines when he heard this, he really didn't know how there was such a ghost spirit weapon, and it had nothing to do with his living environment. Ling Feng really wanted to say a word in his heart at this time, but he couldn't, he didn't even dare to think about it.
"Get out. Ling Feng could only say that.
Ling Feng looked up at the sun for a moment, then quickened his pace again, and went to his class, maybe Nangong Le was wearing handcuffs on his hands and anklets on his feet, and he was being tortured by Teacher Qiao Shan, who was shaking his S attributes............
Ling Feng quickly ran to the door, the door was closed, it seemed that he must be being tortured harshly, was he making a tiger chair, pouring chili pepper water, and covering his nose with wet tissues layer by layer. Ling Feng kicked open the door, panting and said, "Teacher, don't torture my sister!" As soon as Ling Feng finished speaking, he felt the urge to take a piece of tofu and kill him, and they were not being tortured at all.
Qiao Shirt and Nangong Le sat facing each other, and there were melon seeds and a cup of steaming green tea on the table.
"I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong class. Ling Feng thought he had gone to the wrong class and closed the door again. "What a hell of a life. But in the end, Ling Feng still opened the door and cautiously walked into the class.
"Teacher, I'm here to intercede for Nangong Le. Ling Feng said. "Oh," Qiao asked curiously.
Nangong Le glanced at Ling Feng, but quickly withdrew his gaze, obviously feeling a little guilty and guilty about Ling Feng.
Qiao Shi didn't plan to tell Hilton about it. Because the matter of smuggling Ling Feng and these little devils into the cultivation ground had already violated the rules of the academy, and it was only a secret between teachers. Qiao Shan would not be so stupid as this, how could a chicken go to a weasel to pay New Year's greetings to such a stupid thing, and the other party was not a weasel but a treacherous old fox.
"Oh, why don't you let me tell the dean, I would like to hear your reasoning? Qiao Shi pressed Ling Feng's shoulder and said to Ling Feng with a smile. Qiao Shi was curious how this little ghost could convince himself
Ling Feng glanced at Nangong Le, and then at Qiao Shan. The corners of his mouth rose slightly: "Teacher, fighting is forbidden in the academy, the teacher knows this!" "Yes, of course I know. Qiao Shi nodded slightly, and then asked, "What, is there a problem?" "Since the teacher knows, why do you want us to fight." Didn't the teacher invisibly violate the rules of the house?" Ling Feng said calmly.
"I'm just acting, why take it so seriously, isn't it? Qiao Shi paused, "Besides, you don't have a fight!" Qiao Shi asked rhetorically. "Hehe, teacher, you are really good at reasoning! It's true that there was no fight, but I almost died, and the plot didn't develop according to your script at all, and even went wrong. Will Hilton let a teacher who has neglected his duties continue to serve in office, and will he let a teacher who almost killed his own student stay in this academy?
Qiao Shan's thin eyebrows furrowed slightly, and Ling Feng also noticed.
"Tsk, I didn't expect you little devil to be so able to talk back. It's just that I have long wanted to change jobs, and the salary is so low that I don't even have enough money to drink on weekdays. Speaking of this, Qiao Shan let out a long sigh. "It doesn't matter to me whether I stay in this academy or not. I've wanted to change jobs for a long time. β
Ling Feng saw that it was useless to threaten, so don't turn to play the bitter card.
"Teacher! Nangong Le, whose real name is Ling Le, is my long-lost sister, I think when the orcs and humans had a war, the human race was defeated, the orcs rushed into our village, burned and killed, and did all kinds of evil, the hateful thing is that both of my parents died under the orc butcher's knife, my sister was young at that time, I wanted to run for my life, and I didn't want my sister to live a life of exile with me, and I didn't have the ability to raise my sister, so I begged a family surnamed Nangong to adopt my sister, and after a few years, I came back to find my sister......" Speaking of this, Ling Feng squeezed a few tears vigorously to render this bitter atmosphere. Nangong Le secretly laughed here, "I didn't expect this fake brother to be so good at making up stories." β
"And then?" Qiao Shan continued to ask, thinking like this in his heart, "Stinky little ghost, I see you make it up, how to make it up, how can your own sister make a move on your brother, you just talk serious nonsense." β
"And then?" Ling Feng didn't know how to make it up, his eyes rolled, and he continued to choke and say, "Who would have thought that after coming back, the Nangong family was killed by the orcs again. Speaking of this, Nangong Le's eyes flashed with a cold light. Ling Feng couldn't care about Nangong Le's eyes, so he could only continue to say in response, "But I firmly believe that my sister is not dead, so I embarked on the road of searching for my sister. In order to avenge my parents, I came to Hilton College, and I heard that the people who came out of here were all strong men with one enemy and ten enemies, some of them became generals who led the three armies, some became politicians in the political arena, and some became hermits who excelled in the fight against violence and peace. I think I can finally use the power of the academy to avenge my dead parents. I never expected to meet my sister on the first day of school. Ling Feng bitterly recounted the story of looking for his sister in thousands of miles, "So teacher, don't tell the dean, don't let me be separated from my sister again, woo." Ling Feng finally squeezed down his tears.
"Okay, the teacher promised you, I didn't expect it to be a touching story! Let's go, take your sister away." Qiao Shirt turned around and said.
"Master, your bragging voice is getting better and better!" "Get out"
Ling Feng took Nangong Le's hand and ran towards the door, like a bow and arrow off the string.
"Brother, why are you doing this?" "Didn't you say that you are my sister? Since it is my sister, my brother must protect my sister." Ling Feng held his head in his hands and looked at the blue sky. "But brother, the teacher doesn't plan to tell the dean about this!" Nangong Le said with a jump.
"I want to be quiet. Don't ask who Jingjing is, especially you, little devil. Ling Feng's face was full of black lines, and he warned the little devil in his heart.
"Who is Jing Jing?" the little demon completely ignored Ling Feng's warning.
"Get out!" Ling Feng yelled.