Chapter 106: Self-Suffering
Zixi glanced out at the crack in the door, nodded to Lulu and said, "It's enough, go and come back quickly, don't let one go!"
Squeaky and screamed excitedly, and the two front paws held the medicine bag and bit a small hole, and the red golden streamer flashed and had already rushed out over the wall.
"Zixi, what are you going to do with Lulu, don't hurt anyone!" Although Su Han also dislikes those people outside, hurting people is not the solution to the problem.
Zixi proudly hugged his chest and glanced at his mother, "Don't worry, it's just a small punishment and a big punishment." "
If he still doesn't repent and has no fear, don't blame him for being vicious.
Of course, Zixi won't say this kind of thing to his mother, his mother is very good-mouthed and kind-hearted.
As Lulu jumped into the crowd, there was a sudden chaos outside, "Ah, what's it?"
"Help, what the hell?"
"Ahh
Lulu didn't grab them, didn't hurt them in the slightest, just bit the bag and jumped on their shoulders one by one, spilling some colorless and odorless powder.
Zhou Yanning didn't need to stop at Su Han's door, but she refused to let go of such an opportunity to relieve her hatred, so she picked up the curtain with a sneer on the corner of her lips and looked at it, hoping that everyone would break through the gate and pull Su Han over and tear and insult her to make her happy.
She was secretly scolding these people for being useless, and she couldn't kick open a broken door, when she suddenly heard the crowd screaming and chaos, she was startled, and was about to shout to leave, but she only felt a flash of golden light in front of her, and a furry thing rushed over.
She suddenly shook her hand in fright, put down the curtain of the car, but the thing still got in from under the curtain, jumped on her shoulder, and the coaxing thing scraped her cheeks and neck, which scared Zhou Yanning and screamed for help, waving her hands desperately, and almost fainted in fright.
Lulu didn't hurt her, but just sprinkled the powder more on Zhou Yanning's rich and pungent face, twisted the fat little buttocks, shook the little tail, and suddenly wanted to pee.
I really couldn't hold it back, I was about to squirt at Zhou Yanning's face, Zhou Yanning screamed and grabbed Lu Lu and threw it on Xia Hong's body without thinking about it, the sudden change made Lu Lu clamp the little fart in shock, in the end, there was some incontinence, a small drop of urine fell into Xia Hong's mouth who shouted in horror impartially, and was swallowed by Xia Hong in a hurry.
Xia Hong stopped screaming, only pinched her throat and felt nauseous.
It was uncomfortable, and I wanted to solve it happily, and I thought that its stingy master would collect its stench and urine to prevent it from wasting, so I had to endure it and go back to solve it, and its little red gold body made a vertical leap and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Lulu walked around the crowd in a dashing manner, but no one could see what it was, where it came from, and where it had gone.
After the startling of the snort, the troublemakers were a little discouraged, and suddenly someone took the lead in sneezing, which was actually contagious, and some people followed one after another, and after a while, it was one after another, one after another.
For a while, tears and sneezes flew in front of Su Han's house, everyone sprayed each other's face with tears, and was sprayed by the other party's head and face, the scene was not spectacular.
I don't know if anyone exclaimed again, "Ah, it's itching me!"
This itch is also contagious, everyone scratches their ears and cheeks and bends over and hooks their backs to scratch it, the itch is simply unbearable like devouring the bone marrow, although it is comfortable, but it is unconsciously scratching the skin and flesh, and the itch is more than drilling, I don't know when I can stop, I can't wait to scrape the bone and remove the meat with a knife......
These people are too busy to take care of themselves, where are there still people who remember to kick Su Han's door to find fault, looking at the embarrassed and unbearable funny appearance of those people, Huacao didn't feel sympathetic at all, and sighed to Su Han with a laugh: "Young Master Zixi is too smart, and the means of dispensing medicine are also a must!"
This medicine was randomly mixed by Zixi three times and five times divided by two, but the effect was wonderful.
Su Han looked at his son, he didn't know whether to show pride or horror, how long is this child's brain circuit, he is not yet five years old, it is really terrifying!
Thank goodness it's her son!
Lulu peed back from the medicine dish specially prepared for it, jumped on Su Han's shoulder with a squeak, and rubbed Su Han with his head and tail, which means that it is also great, begging for praise.
Zixi glanced at Lulu contemptuously and went back to the house very calmly.
Su Han felt that she should teach this bear child a few words, otherwise she would be too bad to be a mother, but she felt that her son had done a good job for Mao!
And having a son to protect her, this feels sweet and sour, very heartwarming!
"You're also great, but you can't follow Zixi's kid to do nonsense!" Su Han rubbed Lulu fiercely, Lulu couldn't stand the violence of his master, and ran away with a squeak.
The people outside hummed and cried, and the tears and runny nose of the father and the mother were barely bearable, but the itch was unbearable, which made people scratch their claws and want to die and not want to live.
Zhou Yanning hid in the car, her situation was not much better than that of the people outside, her sideburns were scattered, she was fat and paste, and she became a crazy woman, these were all light, and the itching all over her body made her look at her dumbfounded.
Zhou Yanning couldn't stop writhing and scratching, the body movements flickered forward and backward, left and right, twisting the candy was very vulgar and indecent, especially her face with a thick layer of fat powder was the most itchy, her face was scratched by her sharp nails in a few places, it was still itchy, and she couldn't wait to tear her face off.
Xia Hong was so frightened that she didn't know why all the people were as weird as Zhou Yanning, but she was the only one who was so good, seeing that Zhou Yanning's eyes were tearing and she had lost her mind, she kindly reminded, "Cousin, you can't scratch your face, if you scratch your face, it will be scarred...... "
"Smack", Zhou Yanning slapped Xia Hong fiercely with a hideous face, ", why didn't you block me just now, didn't block in front of me?"
Xia Hong covered the hot half of her face and didn't dare to say anything, but she was very aggrieved in her heart, if you didn't have the idea of watching the excitement, hoping that Su Niangzi would be unlucky, why did you suffer this unwarranted disaster, it really hurt others and yourself, you should!
And when the right person was in a hurry, the girl clearly threw that thing on herself unkindly...... Thinking of this, Xia Hong suddenly froze, could it be that she was okay because of that drop......
Xia Hong hurriedly shook her head, this is impossible, how is it possible?
"What should I do, you can find a way for me, quickly...... Zhou Yanning couldn't bear it, seeing that Xia Hong was fine, he couldn't help but hate his red eyes, and that terrible expression almost bit Xia Hong to death.
Please ask Mrs. Su, I can't say that Mrs. Su has a way...... When these words came to her mouth, she was swallowed by Xia Hong, she was scared by Zhou Yanning, she couldn't mention Su Niangzi, this cousin girl was even more crazy, and it was possible to tear her up.
She thought for a moment and said, "Let's go to the beauty hall, didn't the master of the beauty hall say that he is good at caring for all kinds of skin?"
Zhou Yanning immediately screamed as if he had found a savior, "Yes, go to the beauty hall, go to the beauty hall immediately!"
Her cry immediately reminded the group of people who were also worse off than dead.
"Quick, go to the beauty salon!" Hulala A group of people ran towards the beauty hall without their lives, blocking Zhou Yanning's car behind.
"Fuck off, roll over...... Hurry!" Zhou Yanning couldn't bear it for a moment, screaming and letting the coachman rush through the crowd in a carriage, completely unscrupulous about hitting and killing people.
Xia Hong looked at Zhou Yanning's fierce and hideous appearance, and couldn't help but shrink away from this crazy woman.
Su Han is opening his mouth to ask what to do with the people outside Qiwei, won't he just keep itching with tears and snot, Zixi's stinky boy said that it was a small punishment and a big warning, and it looks like the flesh and blood will be separated if he catches it again, but don't make a fuss, "Senior brother will give them some medicine, right?"
Qiwei's expression was a little embarrassed, ashamed and embarrassed, he was a big man, he should have come forward to protect everyone, but he only knew that he didn't know how to be flexible when guarding the door, and he was not as good as Zixi, no wonder the master said that his understanding was too poor and he was born dull.
"You don't need to dispense medicine, just drink a drop of ursy per person. After Qiwei finished speaking, he sat down listlessly next to him, he had to think carefully about whether he should continue to study medicine, so as not to lose his master's reputation for nothing.
Drinking urine, the flowers and plants almost vomited with a "vomit".
"......" Su Han also felt extremely disgusting, and was silent for a long time.
Although the whole body is a treasure, and the feces are all strange fragrances that can be directly used in medicine, after all, they are all processed into finished products, and they don't feel too disgusting with a faint medicinal fragrance, but they are too strong to drink directly!
The flowers and plants suddenly noticed that it was quiet outside, "Hey, lady, why are those people gone in the blink of an eye?" or ran and scattered.
Su Han also felt strange, what happened at her door, anyone with a brain would suspect that it was related to her, how could she leave so easily?
Su Han turned around and went to the house, glanced at Qiwei when he left, and comforted: "Don't learn from Zixi's stinky boy, he is crooked and evil, and he can't do it, you learn from you seriously, since your grandfather taught you, it means that you are a material that can be made, but you can't give up on yourself and disappoint your grandfather." "
With Su Han's affirmation, Qiwei immediately regained his confidence, "Thank you, Senior Sister, for your teachings, which made Qiwei mouth stop!" scratched the head of the chicken nest and plunged into the pharmacy again.
Su Han shook his head speechlessly, pitiful, this kid has become a medicine idiot, and it is difficult to tolerate it if he can't learn it.
"Lady, why don't you leave a few words to the servant?" Huacao was resentful, she wanted to take the opportunity to encourage a few words, but the lady snatched the opportunity.
"Ah, what are you left for?" Su Han looked inexplicable.
Her sluggish master has always regarded flowers and plants and sweet fruits as a pair, and she didn't notice the thoughts of flowers and plants on the seven flavors at all.
"Lady!" Hua Cao blushed and stamped away.
Su Han suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly called her, "You girl, don't go, I have something to discuss with you...... "
(There is another one more ahead, don't forget to read it.) Thank you, Xiaoah, Xiaoyan paper for the peace charm!) (To be continued.) )