"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, where are we going!" the little maid who followed Karthos prostrate forward, following Karthos, "why don't you leave with Chief Gattuso, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Karthos, you bastard, if you ignore me again, I will turn around." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

In the extremely dark corridor, Karsos turned his head, grinned, and suddenly scared the little maid behind him into screaming, but before he could scream, Karsos covered his mouth, and Karl said with a solemn face: "Do you want to die, there are cruel and murderous orcs above." ”

I had never seen Karsos's fierce appearance, and he sobbed and said pitifully: "You know bullying." Karthos was stunned, the yellow-skinned little servant girl in front of him was the most unlike a handmaid, and she couldn't beat or scold. Karthos as the only prince of this country, the old emperor is also resigned to the attitude, vaguely remember that once Karsos insulted his own Lao Tzu in front of the ministers, the old emperor just smiled, silent, but one year, Karsos secretly left out of the palace wall, outside met a little girl with yellow muscles and thin muscles, and the princes of many countries, our prince encountered injustices, naturally he also had to draw a knife to help, otherwise how to show his dignity as a prince, but that time, Karsos forgot, especially the most important point, that is, he sneaked out, and there was no attendant around, It's quite terrible that I don't remember this until I fix the little minions.

"Hey, there is something to discuss, everyone is an upright gentleman, it's okay to move your mouth and not your hands. Dede has to look at your posture, and he must do it, but, I want to ask you, don't hit me in the face, I haven't found a good-looking daughter-in-law yet, and I said that I am the prince of the Karsos Empire, believe it or not. Karsos was already squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, ready to be beaten by the fat conscious, the burly man at the head obviously did not believe the words of this flamboyant boy, while rubbing his hands, eager to try, and said with a hideous face: "If you are a high prince, then Lao Tzu is the elf of Avalon." ”

"Grass and mud horse, who do you say is who, Lao Tzu, why should Dad have shot you in the snowman in the first place. The man smashed it with a punch, Carl quickly dodged because of his petite physique, and then ran away at an alarming speed, damn it, if he was caught by this group of ruffians, he would definitely be torn off an arm or a thigh, your mother, Lao Tzu just slept for a while, how did he cross over to a melon baby, your mother, unlucky, about to get moldy............

Karthos fled like crazy.

The bullies in the back chased after them like mad dogs.

According to the plot of the general novel routine, when you are chased, you will definitely escape to a dead end, and then be saved by a beautiful girl who has fallen from heaven, and Karsos, who is fleeing wildly, is naturally not spared, and somehow, the hot mind comes to a dead end that is inaccessible, your mother.

"Fuck you, uncle, you crow's mouth ghost, ahhh

"I've told you how much I've deceived, you just can't remember, I'm your spiritual weapon, it's a spiritual weapon, not a ghost, it's really not, besides, which fool you've ever seen is a pile of red armor, I'm your spiritual weapon! And you didn't cross over, you're dead, in your words, it should be reincarnated, what, what's going on with your disbelieving expression, do you want me to put all the pictures in front of your eyes, okay, I'll tell you the truth, I don't have any ability, I'm just armor, but you shouldn't even know that you have congenital heart disease, cut, what a fool. ”

", it's because of a bunch of armor that it's more like an ethereal ghost, do you know ghosts, you stupid armor!"

"God forbid, they won't find out here, they won't!"

"It's definitely going to be discovered, it's a routine, you should know it, it's everywhere. ”

"Can't you say something nice? Keep saying that I am your master, but do you treat me as your master? And your cold prosthetic leg, actually made a soft voice, cut, they all say to listen to the sound to know people, this fucking fart, can't you become better-looking, my Lao Tzu is also the emperor who dominates the entire continent, hey, it's really unlucky, spiritual weapon. ”

"Then you don't like my appearance, you said it earlier"

"What do you mean!"

"It's boring!"

"I'm interested in your voice, but when I see this look that is even more ghostly than a ghost, hey, get out, it's boring in an instant. ”

The purple-red armor spirit weapon really couldn't stand such a master, and sneered: "You show me a good look!" The next scene that happened made Karthos difficult to let go of for the rest of his life, because the armor in front of him suddenly changed into a young girl with black hair, very aura eyes, that breasts, tsk, big enough, that buttocks, enough warped, that legs, long enough, that face, handsome enough. Karthos couldn't stand the temptation of the beautiful woman in front of him, and walked over slowly, only to hear the crisp voice emanating from the girl's buttocks, which was originally cold and extremely armored, but now it was a beautiful girl, the beautiful girl's ears were slightly red, and she said angrily: "Bastard?"

Before Karthos could say that Lao Tzu was a bastard, there was a shouting sound outside the alley, Karsos looked at the high wall in front of him, which was not too high, but now he is no longer the young and strong handsome guy he used to be, and even his damn hair color has changed completely, muttering: "After death, he is still so back, he is really ......... by a dog"

Before he could say this, his cheeks, or chrysanthemums, suddenly gave people a thousand years of killing for no reason, and the miserable Karsos jumped to the wall at once, and even his own spiritual weapon revealed the eyes that you had so potential, and Karsos, who was sitting on the wall, saw the little girl who stabbed himself clearly, and jumped down.

"Hey, little girl, do you see a good-looking stinky boy?" asked the wide-bodied man with a hideous face. The little girl shook her little head and smiled slightly, "I didn't see it." Seeing that the little girl was ragged, yellow-skinned, and looked like an inferior pariah, the man pursed his lips and turned around, and then left with his men in a majestic manner.

After that, the little girl jumped up, came to Karsos, looked up and down carefully with her eyes, and even reached out and touched Kasos's clothes, "Yo, you are still the master of a rich family!"

Karsos stubbornly said, "No!"

"It's not necessarily true, bastard, how did you offend these people, that bastard just now is a well-known bully in the imperial capital, you really don't know what to do, but look at your clothes, the strength of the family should be very strong, how can you be afraid of a little bully, tsk, stinky boy, I saved you today, should you be grateful to me!" Pamir kept circling around Karsos, quite sophisticated and sophisticated, Karsos was extremely hairy, frowned and smiled: " How to thank you, do you want to be like this, I will marry you as a daughter-in-law, what do you think, anyway, this son is suave, handsome and chic, you don't suffer. ”

Pamir sneered, "I don't like you. I like the one next to you, *** big enough, fat enough ass, it must be cool to play with. ”

"I'm not alone here, how can there be other people, I see that you are not young, why are you so old and dizzy. "Just now Pamir said you, not you, at first, Karsos just thought it was a slip of the tongue and didn't pay too much attention to it, but this guy said a few of you in a row, even if he is a big fool who doesn't know what it means, and he depicts this guy's appearance so vividly and vividly, it must be visible, so Karsos pretended to be stupid.

Pamir sneered: "Don't play with me these fancy intestines are boring, although I am not very old, I have experienced no less things than you, and these eyes of mine can already see the original form of other people's spiritual weapons." I also know what the spirit weapon of the burly man who chased you just now is, it's a shovel. ”

"How do I know if you're cheating on me?! After a pause, he looked at the yellow-skinned girl, and said indifferently: "There is another question, if you tell the truth, I will believe you." ”

Pamir said indifferently: "Love believe it or not, don't believe it down!"

Karthos said with a stunned face: "It's really blessed you, forget it, I believe you." ”

"You believe her like this, and you're not afraid of being hit by his nonsense, cut, what a stupid master. ”

"Hey, how do you manage your spiritual weapon, you actually said that your master is a big fool, if I had a spiritual weapon, I would have fanned it with a big ear scraper, and the spiritual weapon should have the appearance of a spiritual weapon. Pamir sneered, Karsos didn't bother to answer the chattering life-saving benefactor in front of him, thinking that such a good-looking spiritual weapon, Lao Tzu was reluctant to fight, and he couldn't wait to have a good pity, but there was no name behind him, Well, the spiritual weapon had not yet told Karthos, the spiritual weapon was the idea of knowing the owner, Karsos saw the young girl with a crimson face, and probably guessed nine times out of ten, "Hey, how to take care of my spiritual weapon, that's my business, don't think that if you save me, I will be grateful to you, are you saving people?" Whoever saves someone is stabbed in the ass!"

"Apparently I am!"

“............”

"And you shouldn't have any spiritual weapons, did you ............ just now?"

"Why are you so smart?!

"I'm going to rub it, are we going to complain to each other!"

"............" said with a stunned face, "What do you mean?"

"That means you're a big-headed ghost!"

"It's not a small head. ”

“............”

"Is your family very rich? Your family is not very big, and your family is not full, I heard you just say that you are a prince, I think it is, when you see that you are extraordinary, you must be a prince. As Pamir spoke, his stomach let out a cry of hunger. Karsos smiled and nodded: "Well, my family is very big, but I am not a prince, why don't you invite you to my house for a meal, you can see it." ”

Pamir folded his hands behind his back, his face tangled. Karsos pulled his calloused hands very well, and said indifferently as he ran: "If you think my family is good, you can stay, I have the final say in my family, of course, if you don't like it, don't force it." ”

"I like it when I'm full. ”

"Definitely. ”

"You don't like this guy, do you?"

"How could it be. ”

"How impossible, man's heart, night sky stars. ”

Karthos, who had heard such an analogy for the first time, smiled, "I only have two stars, and I can't have any more." ”

"What about General Chu's daughter! You're engaged to someone else. ”

"Just what I like him, he doesn't like me. ”

"You're a ............ man"

All three laughed, and after that, Pamir remained as Karsos's handmaiden.

...............

"Pamir, why don't you say I went with the chief minister? When my father didn't die, everyone didn't look down on me, and when my father died, do you think I was still the emperor?"

"I don't understand!"

"I know how to eat every day, eat stupidly!" Karthos said with a smile as he nodded the little girl's forehead. "I'm not very smart, good, but I'm not stupid, I know you don't like Gattuso, but Gattuso is just a little fake, isn't everything else good, besides, you also know that there are very few real people. ”

"Aren't you a real person, Gattuso seems to be gentle and frugal, but in fact his ambition is as good as that of the Hilton back then, you look at the old immortality of the Senate who makes this guy clean up like a kitten basking in the sun. ”

"I'm not a real person, don't think I don't know what you're talking about, your spirit often tells me that you always say weird things. Sometimes I really wonder if you are a person from this world, and the logic of thinking is not the same as ours at all, phew, I have been taken into the ditch by you. ”

Karsos put his arms around the little maid beside him, she wasn't too good-looking, but she wasn't too ugly, in short, she was indescribably good-looking, just like the guy said. "Ask you something, why don't you use your spirit weapon?!"

"Uh............ I said I like him, I can't bear to let him die, do you believe it?"

Pamir nodded and said with a serious face: "I believe it." ”

This sentence made Karthos cry and laugh, "I believe it here, I say I like you, believe it or not." ”

"I don't believe it. Pamir said with a moment of thought.

"I don't believe it, but I still believe it a little, I tell you, I like you, if we do go to the safe zone, do you think we will really have a good life? Gattuso, that bastard who is not a good bird, will definitely keep me like a caged bird, and then step by step to empty my power............... In the end, it was rightfully replaced. Of course, there is another point, I should not be the material to be an emperor. ”

“............ It's annoying, hurry up and get out, I'm starving to death now. ”

"Let's go, this son will take you to be dashing and chic. From now on, you will be my personal maidservant, and no one will be able to snatch it away. ”