In the evening, Huo Xingming took everyone to eat something casually on the street and returned home... But he quickly withdrew from the house with his friends.

Huo Xingming held his forehead, felt a little headache, and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, I made you laugh again... Alas... It's ugly, it's all ugly..."

Ah Long looked into the room curiously, and saw Huo Xingming's father, Huo Tian, in the living room... Wearing only a pair of panties, two hands clutching his ears, he was kneeling on a washboard.

Huo Xingming hurriedly covered Ah Long's eyes, "Don't look at it! You have long eyes, do you like to see my dad naked?"

Aaron scratched his head, "It's not... Brother Huo, I'm just curious why your father kneels on a washboard, the man has gold under his knees, is the washboard gold?"

Huo Xingming just wanted to open his mouth to explain that this is a unique family method of Chinese families on earth, but at this time, Xiahou Ling suddenly walked out of the room and looked at Huo Xingming with a smile on his face.

"Son, are you back? Are you cold? Are you hungry? I'll give you something to eat." ”

Huo Xingming looked at his mother with an abnormal smile on her face, and was shocked suddenly, "Mom... Why do you smile like that? How do I feel familiar?"

Xiahou Ling said, "Oh, yes, you are very familiar with it, because you used this smile to give your mother a box full of health products that night with this kind of smile." ”

Huo Xingming swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously, "Mom, you shouldn't want to take revenge, right? Tell me, you don't want to take revenge, right? You will definitely not take revenge on your own son, right?"

Xiahou Ling smiled and didn't speak, took out two pineapples from behind his back and placed them on Huo Xingming, "Let's just say it, son, will I help you put it or do you kneel by yourself?"

Huo Xingming turned his head and was about to run, joking? Huo Tian drank that special bowl of white porridge by mistake! It wasn't Huo Xingming, who was his son, who deliberately let Huo Tian drink it! Why did he kneel by himself!

"You dare to run? You have the ability to run, don't give the old lady back in this life! The old lady put the invisible things in your computer to all your friends. ”

Huo Xingming's body stiffened, then he quickly turned around and took the two pineapples in his mother's hand, walked to his father Huo Tian, put the pineapples under his knees, and knelt down.

Xiahou Ling squinted at Huo Xingming, "Take off your pants, how do you feel the sourness of pineapple in your pants?"

Huo Xingming smiled bitterly, took off his pants in front of everyone, and knelt on the pineapple again... Sure enough, just as Xiahou Ling said, there was a tingling pain in his knee, and it was really sore.

Xiahou Ling glanced at Huo Xingming with satisfaction, "This is good, this is my son, do you know that you almost killed your biological parents?"

Huo Xingming shrugged his ears, lowered his head and said, "Mom... My friends are watching, I know it's wrong, I'm not going to scare you with these strange things in the future, okay?"

Xiahou Ling nodded and said, "I'll just wait for your words, just say no sooner?" Then let me ask you, will you listen to me in the future?"

Huo Xingming nodded again and again, "Listen, listen, listen, listen to you, you are my own mother, who do you listen to?"

Xiahou Ling nodded with great satisfaction, "Okay, then you get up, and Mom won't punish you." ”

Huo Xingming hurriedly stood up from the two pineapples, quickly put his pants back on, Xiahou Ling walked back to his room, and soon took something and handed it to Huo Xingming, saying, "You and Zixiao used this thing tonight." ”

Huo Xingming glanced at the ... Huo Xingming exclaimed, "Rabbit Leisi?!Mom!Can you stop doing this?You also said yesterday morning that you won't force me and Zixiao to do that or anything!"

"That's what you threatened your mother! Do you need to? If you don't need it, I'll publish the contents of your computer to the public!"

Huo Xingming gritted his teeth, jumped into his room on the second floor, threw down the host computer in his room, and then jumped down from the upper floor.

Huo Xingming's hand pinched hard, and the gravity field was used instantly, and the host of the computer was under Huo Xingming's gravity field, constantly squeezed and compressed under the eyes of everyone, and in the time of a few breaths, the computer host, including the things inside, was pinched into a metal ball that could be held with one hand.

Huo Xingming said, "Mom, my computer is completely destroyed, and the hard drive has become scum, you can't threaten me now, right?"

Xiahou Ling suddenly looked at his son with admiration, "It's so amazing, mom is so scared!"

Saying this, Xiahou Ling took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of Huo Xingming's eyes, Huo Xingming immediately saw a few familiar keywords on the screen, and hurriedly snatched the mobile phone in Xia Houling's hand, and crushed the mobile phone in his hand.

"Son, did you go to that astral plane, your brain has become primitive? I have uploaded all your ulterior secrets to the Internet and saved them on the hard drive, even if you pinch the world's computers into a ball, my mother can still release your videos." ”

Huo Xingming knelt in front of Xiahou Ling with a "plop", "Mom! But the concubine really can't do this condition! It's not my business alone!"

Xiahou Ling turned his head to look at Zi Xiao, and before he could ask, Zi Xiao's head shook like a rattle, Xiahou Ling turned his head and looked at Huo Xingming fiercely, "Son! Aren't you very powerful?"

Huo Xingming almost spit out a mouthful of blood, "Mom! Only Zi Xiao is strong against me! How could I beat Zi Xiao!"

Xiahou Ling turned around and walked to his room again, took another rabbit lace, and forced it into Zi Xiao's hand, "Zi Xiao! ”

"Auntie... I... That..."Zi Xiao really doesn't have any temper in front of Xiahou Ling, an elder, if it was usual, Xiahou Ling and the others were not there, at this time, Huo Xingming would have been beaten half to death by Zi Xiao... But now... Zixiao can't beat someone's son in front of someone's mother, right?

Since she couldn't refuse, Zi Xiao had no choice but to agree, "Okay... Auntie, I'll do my best..."

Hearing Zi Xiao say this, Xiahou Ling's face was suddenly full of smiles, "That's how it should be, the two of you have been in love with each other for almost twenty years, and you haven't had a relationship yet, you really want to kill us as parents." ”

"That's it, I'll take your friends to the neighbor's house tonight for a night, you two come on~ hey, hey, hey. ”

As he spoke, he drove out the crowd who had been watching the play, and glared back at Huo Tian, who had been kneeling on the washboard, "Don't get up yet, why do you want to stay here and disturb our grandson?"

Huo Tian hurriedly stood up from the washboard, got dressed, didn't say a word, and followed Xiahou Ling out of the house.

Huo Xingming only felt that every inch of the muscles in his face were twitching, turned his head to look at the "mighty" Zi Xiao, covered his chest and said, "Zi Xiao... You don't really want to do anything with me, do you?"

"Vomit..."Zi Xiao retched deliberately, "Aren't you disgusting? Didn't I just say this just to deal with your mother? Who wants to make a man with you?"

"Anyway, how many aphrodisiacs did you put in? Your dad and mom last night... Seems to be passionate?"

Huo Xingming asked strangely, "How can you see it? Could it be that you used your telekinesis to spy on my parents' man-making movement?"

Zi Xiao glanced at Huo Xingming, "Don't think that I won't dare to beat you after I return to Earth! This mouth is getting more and more owed, if it weren't for your mother not going far, I would have been unable to beat you a long time ago!"

As he spoke, Zixiao also pointed to the paper basket in the living room to Huo Xingming, and Huo Xingming noticed... The paper basket is full of white toilet paper...

Huo Xingming couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva... silently apologized to his biological parents in his heart.

Seeing that Huo Xingming didn't speak, Zi Xiao got up and walked into the guest room downstairs, "I can finally get a good night's sleep tonight." ”

Huo Xingming took the rabbit lace in his hand, "Then what should I do about this? Tomorrow my mother is here, and I guess I will kneel on the durian in the kitchen..."

Zi Xiao appeared in front of Huo Xingming in an instant, and raised his leg to kick Huo Xingming away, but when Zi Xiao's foot was only 0.01 cm away from Huo Xingming's face, he suddenly stopped.

"Phew, what do you like, I won't use this with you anyway! Don't think about it! Tomorrow's matter, tomorrow's story. After speaking, Zi Xiao went straight back to the guest room downstairs.

Huo Xingming smiled bitterly, walked to a wall, slapped it twice, and shouted loudly, "Mom! don't eavesdrop, Zixiao and I have amazing perceptions, and if you listen like this, it is no different from staring at us head-on." ”

After speaking, Huo Xingming stood in place for a while, and after confirming that his mother had taken Ah Long and Ah Hu and them away, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, at this time, Zi Xiao probed his brain out of the guest room downstairs, and asked softly, "Your mother is gone?"

Huo Xingming nodded, and in the next moment, Huo Xingming suddenly felt that his whole body had lost gravity and floated out of thin air, and he was flying quickly in the direction of Zixiao!

Zi Xiao grabbed Huo Xingming's neckline and looked at Huo Xingming like a beast, "I've wanted to do this for a long time!

Zi Xiao brought Huo Xingming into the guest room downstairs, and soon, a violent sound of flesh collision and ... Huo Xingming's screams.

Ten minutes later, Huo Xingming, who was beaten into a fat man by Zi Xiao, was thrown out of the guest room, Zi Xiao clapped his hands, and said, "The telekinesis skill is really easy to use, it can directly hang you up out of thin air and beat you in whatever posture you want, Huo Xingming, you are really my punching bag, much more comfortable." ”

"Bang!" After speaking, Zi Xiao closed the door shut, leaving Huo Xingming, who was covered with a dark face, lying weakly in the living room alone.