Chapter 460: Is there any?
After a long period of coldness, the patience of the onlookers finally reached the extreme, and when the people saw that there was no more excitement to see, they scolded and scattered away, leaving only the young man in the shop holding the cleaned bowl and looking at the old man with reverence, and the blazing fire in his eyes was about to melt him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Old man, do you think it's ...... "He rubbed his hands together in embarrassment.
"Stop, stop, let go if there's a fart, and if you stare at me like this, you're going to be mad. The old man trembled and said secretly in his heart: "The old man's orientation is very normal. ”
"The old man has great powers and boundless mana!" the young man first praised a sentence, and then nodded and said: "You noble man forgets things, didn't you just say that you can help the villain regain what he lost, and now that you have the coin, can you see it?"
"Oh, you just want a reward, how did you forget about it. The old man shook his shirt for a long time, and lightly grabbed two coins and stuffed them into each other's hands.
"Thank you, old man, the old man is righteous and heroic, he is simply a living bodhisattva who saves the suffering!" The young man's money was recovered, and his spirit suddenly lifted, and his upper and lower lips began to slap his ass wildly, and his attitude was respectful as if the other party was a reborn parent.
"Alright, okay, don't talk about this uselessness. The old man flipped the coin in his hand, waved his hand and said impatiently, he had been abducted and tossed for a long time, and now his voice was hoarse, and he was tired, and his belly was also hungry.
"The villain understands, old man, please inside!" The young man smiled and spread his palms and waved towards the store, but saw the boss standing at the door with a black face, looking at himself with a blue face, he only remembered that he was still at work now, so frightened that he stuck out his tongue and shrunk his neck, grabbed the bowl and quickly trotted into the restaurant.
Rich is good, under the personal greeting of the boss, the old man hummed a small song and shook it three times, swaggered up to the private room on the second floor, sat down and began to order, he is really hungry now, so he doesn't care about being meticulous, and directly prepared some hard dishes such as braised pork and braised pork ribs, and then accompanied by a pot of good wine, and then ordered the shop guy to go down to be prepared.
Since these things were ready-made cold dishes, they were quickly brought and a thick stack was piled up on the table. The old man's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly grabbed the ribs and gnawed them vigorously, without any grace at all.
He smiled, a very intoxicated look, his cheeks were bulging, his mouth chewed violently, and from time to time he made a very rude sound, and the oil and water slowly flowed down the corners of his mouth, down his beard, drop by drop on the table, like a hungry ghost reincarnated.
The shopkeeper who was waiting on the side was dumbfounded, his mouth was open and he retched, looking at the old man like a monster. The old man was unhappy, so he put down the ribs and waved his hand vigorously, and said with some inarticulate words: "There is nothing wrong here, you go down first, I will tell you something." ”
The young man was eager to say this, so he nodded, bowed and retreated. There was only one old man left in the private room, he cheered, slapped his palm on the table, vomited slightly, and a large piece of ribs jumped up from the plate, flew into the air with a whirl, and was held in his mouth.
"What an old man, unkempt and scruffy, unkempt like a beggar, who would have known that it would be Lord Orlando, the arbiter of the Temple. A few minutes later, just as the old man was in the middle of the storm, a figure appeared behind him, and let out a faint sigh.
The old man had an intriguing expression on his face, and he took the ribs in two bites, spit out the bones and fell on the table with a bang, and then pulled the black sleeve corners and wiped them on the side of his mouth, and said a little disappreciatively: "I just think that there is a shadow stuck behind today like a bullshit plaster, and I can't shake it off, it turns out to be you, sit!" said and patted the chair next to him.
He Jinshui walked up with a smile, pulled out the chair and sat on it, the old man suddenly toeed and moved the chair half a step diagonally, if the other party sat down, he would definitely fall to the ground.
He Jinshui always had a smile on his face, and when he fell, he slapped his backhand forward, pulled back the chair that had been moved, and then sat down comfortably, arched his hand towards the old man and said, "Thank you for the seat!"
"The kid is very raw, do you recognize me?" Orlando's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at He Jinshui, and when he saw the iconic black hair, his heart moved slightly, and then he buried his head and continued to eat, cooling the other party there.
"Being in a foreign land, no one in the world knows you!" He Jinshui nodded with a smile and said: "The peerless demeanor of the arbiter, although the kid has not met, he admires it. You're like a firefly in the night, so the kid recognizes you at a glance. ”
"Flim-mouthed boy, you can really blow it!" The old man rolled his eyes and said a little angrily: "The old man has no talent and no money, and he eats all day long, are you praising me or hurting me?"
"Of course it's a compliment to you!" He Jinshui raised his thumb and said with a smile: "Masters are always informal, big hidden in the city, understand!"
"Tell me, where are you sacred, what are you looking for me?" said the old man, who took a glass of wine and poured himself a glass, and smacked his lips as he let out a sigh of relief.
With a bang, a small golden sign carved with a spear knight was thrown on the table, and He Jinshui said with a smile: "This thing is still recognized by the old-timers." ”
"The Pope's decree of the temple, it turns out that you are from the temple!" Orlando suddenly realized, and then sighed faintly and said: "The old man is old, and he can't dance knives and guns, so he wants to spend his old age in purity and peace, but you still have to come to the door." ”
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!" He Jinshui saw that his cup was empty, so he reached out and grabbed the wine jug to help him pour the wine, and said while pouring: "Now the demon clan is ready to move, the world is in chaos, the temple is busy fighting fires everywhere, and the old man has to exert his residual heat!"
"It's better to say than to sing!" Orlando muttered, grabbed his wine glass and shook his head, "I know that Philip, this kid is very deep in the city, and it is not so easy to let me go, and after all, he still sent you." As he spoke, he tilted his head and drank a glass of wine again.
"I heard that the temple is a lifelong profession, life is a person of the temple, death is a ghost of the temple!" He Jinshui grabbed the wine jug and continued to pour wine, and continued to say: "Since the old man has been branded by the temple, how can he be alone?"
"You belong to the temple, and your whole family belongs to the temple!" The old man was furious, slapped the table and glared at him, and said: "Lao Tzu and the temple broke up peacefully, it doesn't owe me, I don't owe it, and there has been no dime relationship for a long time?"
At this time, he was stunned for a moment, frowned and looked at the other party and said with some suspicion: "You shouldn't be from the temple, otherwise you wouldn't even know this." ”
"Hehe, I'm just a supernumerary elder of the temple, nicknamed a temporary worker, it's good if you treat me as a soy sauce beater!" He Jinshui laughed dryly, but scolded Philip enough in his heart.
"I see!" Orlanto was happy, glanced at him angrily, then grabbed the ribs on the table and continued to gnaw, and said angrily while gnawing: "It turns out that you are not a brainless paladin, just a temporary worker, so it will be easy to do." ”
"What's so easy to do, the old gentleman agreed to go out of the mountain?" He Jinshui asked with a smile.
"Fart, when did Lao Tzu say yes!" The old man stomped his feet and said: "I want to say, since you are just a supernumerary, don't be so honest in doing things, you use your brains, go back and tell Philip, just say that you haven't seen me, and you can't find it after a lot of effort, so you go back to your life in a daze, lie, you won't know this?"
"Sure enough, it's exactly the same as I thought in advance!" He Jinshui looked at him expressionlessly, and secretly said in his heart: "This old guy is used to idle clouds and wild cranes, and he is an old oilman, so he will definitely not agree easily, so let's act according to the plan." ”
"Boy, what are you going to do, do you agree or not?" The old man saw He Jinshui looking at him intently, his heart suddenly became angry, and he slapped the table and shouted: "The old man said that if he doesn't agree, he won't agree, today I will honor you as a guest from afar, I will invite you to have a drink, and after eating, you will go as far as you can for the old man." ”
"Well, that's the bother. He Jinshui said helplessly, and then grabbed the knife and fork.
"That's right, eat hard, don't be polite to the old man!" Orlanto saw that he had fooled the other party in a few words, and immediately poured himself and the other party a glass of wine proudly, opened his stomach and continued to wreak the storm.
After a long meal, Orlando's stomach finally felt something, and he patted his stomach comfortably and looked up, and found that the black-haired boy was still sitting there with a knife and fork in his hand, and he didn't mean to eat it at all, but just looked at him with a strange expression.
"What's wrong with you, aren't you still polite to me?" The old man was in a good mood, and said with a smile: "You can eat if you invite you, if you don't have enough, add more, we are not short of money!"
"Old man, I respect you as the elder of the temple, and I have always been polite to you, but I didn't expect you to make fun of me, isn't this bullying?"
"Why am I making fun of you?" Orlanto was puzzled, and Zabaza looked at him and said, "Isn't it just to invite you to dinner?"
"For dinner, you have to bring out some decent dishes!" He Jinshui frowned and pointed to the table, and said very disdainfully: "Look at what you order on this table, braised pork, braised pork ribs, and sauce pig's head, oh my God, I have never eaten such garbage food when I am so old in my life, and I am not making fun of me?"
"I'll take your lungs, this person is going to be angry with people!" Orlanto listened to the other party's words, swallowed a mouthful of old blood, almost didn't take his breath, and thought in his heart: "I am willing to eat such delicious food, but he treats it as a mustard, why is the distance between this person and people so big"
Thinking of this, he flipped the coins in his pocket and asked a little tentatively: "Okay, I am according to you, whether it will be possible to order a new table, I don't know what you want to eat?"
"This is the seaside, of course you have to eat some seafood!" He Jin sailor pinched the bar and thought for a while, and shouted towards the door: "Man, add vegetables!"
"It's coming!" The middle-aged shopkeeper who was dressed in the clothes of the shopkeeper and looked more energetic trotted in with a long tail note, arched his hand towards the two with a smile, nodded and said, "Two guests, what else do you have to order?"
"Your dishes are too rough, too ugly, too unpalatable, let's take them all out!" He Jinshui tapped the edge of the table with his fingertips, thought about it and said: "Since you are a high-end restaurant, there must be a lot of special dishes to come, what are some good things?"
"The guest officer has good eyesight, the small shop is definitely the best restaurant in this town, I can't say what tastes good!" The shop guy patted his chest proudly, and said confidently: "As long as the guests want what we can provide, whether it is flying in the sky, swimming in the water or running on the ground, Mr. can provide whatever he wants, but the price is naturally not cheap." ”
"The price is easy to say, as long as we are satisfied!" He Jinshui said without thinking, then turned to Orlando and said, "What do you think, old man?"
"yes, yes, hehe!" Orlando said as he wiped his cold sweat, barely keeping his composure, and shuddered.
"The small shop will definitely please the two of you. The shopkeeper was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately took out a pen and paper to prepare for the record, "I don't know what the two uncles need?"
"Are there any crabs with big basins?" He Jinshui opened his mouth and asked, the old man almost squirted out a mouthful of tea, coughed uncontrollably a few times, and his face turned red.
"Well, of course......" The shopkeeper nodded and was about to answer, when he suddenly found that the old man facing him was looking at him with a sad face, his hands were gesturing and folding, and he looked pitiful. He really didn't understand what this meant, so he scratched the back of his head and replied honestly, "Yes!"
"Okay, two pounds! Is there a lobster with such a long arm?"
The old man rolled his eyes when he heard this, his breathing suddenly became short, and he made a gesture of begging for mercy to the shopkeeper with a bitter face. He Jinshui noticed his movements, so he turned around and took a look, and the old man immediately sat upright, pinching his beard and laughing, which was not the same as the embarrassed appearance just now.
"What's this?" The shopkeeper looked at He Jinshui, then at Orlanto, and saw that he looked indifferent, so he nodded and said, "Yes!"
"Okay, bring two up! Well, is there any abalone with a big bowl, the freshest kind?
"This old man is really strange!" The young man saw that Orlando was sitting precariously, but the sweat on his forehead had begun to roll out, and his head began to be confused, and he couldn't keep up with his mental journey, so he spread out his hands and frowned and said, "You can have this or not, you can do it yourself!" (To be continued.) )