Chapter 294: Tiger, Tiger, Tiger
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Unexpectedly, the two goddesses who danced and mastered tango in a short period of time found him on their front and back feet.
The first to come was the weak god power of the cat and the goddess of song and dance Evelyn, with cat ears and cat tail, she resembled a plump cat woman, and she landed lightly and silently in front of the Lu Bai Divine Seat.
Probably because of the influence of the priesthood, the dress of the cat and the goddess of song and dance, Evelyn, is suddenly suitable for dancing at any time, and by the way, she can also let her cat tail move freely outside.
The suspender costume design, coupled with the large open back at the back, fully shows Evelyn's round and jade and fair and delicate fragrant shoulders and back skin, coupled with the proud bust, and the two super long legs that can be called all legs below the chest, this goddess is a rare sexy stunner no matter how you look at it.
"Hello, I'm Evelyn, the name of the dance you asked Cleonanus to do just now is called tango, isn't it? Is this a dance you made up yourself, or is it a new dance form of the Sea of Five Continents?
Evelyn, the goddess of cats and song and dance, didn't care about the way Lu Bai looked at her, she was more like figuring out the issue he was most concerned about at the moment.
I probably felt that Lu Bai was a fellow believer, and the inquiring attitude of the cat and the goddess of song and dance seemed quite intimate, and she walked to Lu Bai's side as she spoke, and took Lu Bai's hand regardless of whether men and women were intimate or not.
The wonderful touch clearly told Lu Bai that the skin of this cat and the goddess of song and dance is perfect, and the feel is very, very ...... Wonderful.
"Teach me, okay?"
The goddess with bright eyes and bright teeth looking forward to life, looked at Lu Bai who was holding her hand with infinite pleading eyes and body language.
In the air, the fragrance of flowers in full bloom is quietly filled, and the smoke is intoxicating.
Seriously, Lu Bai was almost caught up in the brain of watching and praying, and he fell in love with this charming goddess on the spot.
But just before Lu Bai nodded yes, the voice of Alberta, the goddess of joy and celebration, suddenly came into Lu Bai's mind.
"Oh, Sister Evelyn, it's not right to steal food like this, we and the god of music can have a three-party agreement a long time ago, and the dance, music, and so on related to the celebration can't leave me as a sister. ”
This remark, which was full of laughter, successfully caused a distraction effect, making Lu Bai's brain change from fever to reawakening.
I'll go, it's so powerful to seduce!
This seemingly harmless cat and dance god is definitely not simple!
Lu Bai, who came to his senses again, almost sweated in his head, how could he not understand that he had probably been tricked just now.
Even, this is not a mistake that men will make, but there is a perverted allure that Evelyn took the initiative to emit.
The psychological quality of Lu Baizhi, who has ignited the divine fire, has long passed the stage where he will kneel and lick when he sees a big beauty.
Therefore, Lu Bai, who was frightened, forcibly broke free from the "clutches" of the cat and the dancing goddess as soon as he was excited.
"Oh, Sister Alberta, how can you do this!"
Evelyn, who was ruined by a good thing, stomped her feet coquettishly with her eyes, but she was an unstoppable and delicate look, but this time Lu Bai finally took precautions, but he didn't get hit again.
"Hey, what's wrong with me? I'm here to learn from me, and I guess our gentlemanly Highness Tyrrell Kaspersky will take me as a sincere apprentice...... Isn't that right?"
In terms of appearance and figure, she is not inferior to Evelyn, but her temperament is more lively and cheerful, and she is a goddess who is happy and pleased, smiling and grinning to deal with the disgusting Evelyn, but the last one she only asks if she is right, but the object of the inquiry is obviously Lu Bai again.
Hearing this, Lu Bai also made a decision instantly, and responded with a smile: "Since the two goddesses who value both beauty and wisdom are interested in my dance called tango, I naturally can't hide it anymore.
Although this is said to be like a dance master, in fact, Lu Bai has danced radio gymnastics before, and other dances have never been involved at all.
But the superiority of the gods is reflected at this time, Lu Bai, who has never danced, has occasionally watched some videos of various dances before crossing, and even unintentionally read some dance materials, so as long as he uses the help of Shenhuo, it is not a big problem for him to pretend to be a dance master for a short time.
Of course, after a long time, it will definitely be a goof, after all, there are two goddesses whose priesthoods are related to dance suddenly standing in front of Lu Bai.
"Mmmmmm
After listening to Lu Bai's words, the cat and the goddess of dance immediately flashed with a catwalk, and the whirlwind seemed to pull Lu Bai up from the throne, and before Lu Bai could react, he guided Lu Bai and her to pose in a double tango pose.
Groove ......
That's a quick move, isn't it?!
Lu Bai blinked, and a large group of divine beasts roared past in his mind.
"Heh, what a naughty scoundrel kitten who doesn't grow up. ”
Alberta, the goddess of joy and celebration standing next to her, shook her head with a smile and commented, but her eyes always showed a hint of doting.
"Huh-"
Evelyn, the cat and dance goddess, made a face at Alberta with a cat-like tongue full of small pink barbed meat hooks.
As for Lu Bai, he had an expression of "I was forced".
Of course, in his heart, Lu Bai also felt that dancing with such a beautiful goddess was actually quite enjoyable.
It was only this thought that Lu Bai suddenly noticed at least thirty unfriendly eyes, and when he looked up and scanned the past, he did see more than thirty faces of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Those who put envy, jealousy, and hatred in their eyes are all male gods who have a little bit of thoughts about Evelyn, the goddess of dancing in the rain.
In other words, did you pull more than 30 hatreds without paying attention?
Lu Bai felt a slight headache, although he was not very afraid of things, but this form of trouble was definitely not something he would be happy to see.
"Well, don't worry about the naïve guys, I'm only interested in dancing that will make me feel intoxicated. ”
Evelyn is also a weak divine power, Lu Bai can perceive the situation, even if she can't even feel it, she can still perceive it very clearly.
Even, Evelyn not only said it very clearly, but also used body language again to express her unhappy emotions - she pasted herself closer to Lu Bai!
So here's the problem...... Heck, of course, it's not about learning digging techniques, but Lu Bai himself knows that Evelyn, the goddess of Persian cats, doesn't have any other limbs that come into contact with his body except for his hands, but in the eyes of other gods, this is not the case at all!
In the eyes of the gods, Evelyn, who is admired by many male gods, is clearly under the eyes of everyone, and the whole person is attached to Lu Bai.
Well, Lu Bai noticed that the envious, jealous and hateful eyes that looked at him instantly soared to nearly three digits, and the energy level had also risen quite a bit, and they were all about to collectively break through the hatred level!
Could it be that this is the most difficult beauty in the legend?
Lu Bai suddenly had such an awakening, because he couldn't stand it anyway.
At that time, watching the lively joy and inviting the goddess Alberta was not at all a trouble, and even the flowers and branches trembled with laughter, and the joy was almost out of breath.
"Your Highness Evelyn, don't be embarrassed by me, I really don't want to become an enemy of the gods if I am not careful. ”
Lu Bai said with a bitter face.
"Hey, you're scared sometimes?"
Evelyn, the goddess of cats and dances, widened her eyes, and the palace mistook your appearance.
"I'm not the Creator Father, and I can still hold on to ordinary things on the beach, so how can I not be afraid of big things?"
Lu Bai continued to grimace.
"Ann la, don't think about these inconsequential little things, let's dance happily first!"
Evelyn responded nonchalantly to Landing White.
"It's better for me to pass on the information directly to you. ”
Lu Bai, who was not happy at all, where would he continue to dance, he spent a wisp of divine power like a plague, and almost all the information he knew about tango was "rubbed" and passed on to Evelyn, who could definitely trigger the Trojan War.
While Evelyn was busy digesting the dance materials she received, Lu Bai quickly got rid of the entanglement of this charismatic goddess, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, Lu Bai saw the goddess of joy and celebration staring at him again.
Gotcha—
Lu Bai printed another piece of information and gave it to Alberta, the goddess of joy and celebration who knows if it would make a bigger demon moth.
At this time, squinting at Evelyn, she had already put on a posture as if she was hugging a transparent dance partner, and then danced enthusiastically and charmingly, only to see her suddenly cross steps and kick her legs...... Suddenly spinning, jumping...... I closed my eyes......
It's too late, but in a minute or so, Evelyn, who dances beautifully, has finished her solo tango dance and opened her eyes again with great excitement.
"Oh, that's a fun and well-connected dance! Tyrrell, dear Tyrrell, you're going to tell me what Latin dance is, right? And ballroom dancing what, right?"
While saying these words, Evelyn also forced Lu Bai again, and the distance between the two was almost face to face.
I'll go, in the tango materials I packed in the past, there is still the content of Latin dance and ballroom dance that has not been removed?!
After listening to Evelyn's words, Lu Bai's whole person was on the spot, and he felt that he had tried his best to avoid trouble, but he seemed to have accidentally fallen into even greater trouble.
So Lu Bai was stunned again.
It's just that Lu Bai's reaction was regarded by Evelyn, the goddess of cats and dance, as a strict resistance to sit in prison.
No matter how you think about it, it feels extremely interesting to the unknown dance, so that this goddess, who is mainly a dancer, absolutely cannot tolerate Lu Bai's non-cooperation and non-confession.
So, Evelyn's blue eyes turned around, and she had already taken it into account.
Hey, you dishonest little guy, you're afraid of offending too many other gods, right? In that case, don't blame Ben Meow for scaring you!
As soon as she thought of this, the dexterous cat tail behind Evelyn suddenly wrapped around Lu Bai's waist and pulled Lu Bai's body forward slightly with just the right amount of strength.
In the next moment, those male gods who admired the cat and the goddess of dance, Evelyn, all of them were cracked, and the evil ** pieces happened in broad daylight!
The male gods suddenly saw that Lu Bai, who opportunistically attracted their admiration for the goddess Evelyn, actually attacked suddenly and kissed the broken white and red left cheek of their goddess Evelyn!
What's even more excessive is that the sneak attack was successful, but Lu Bai, a thief and bird, actually pretended to be innocent!!
Fuck it, Creator Father, hurry up and show a deceitful corpse, and kill this bastard turtle grandson with a thunderbolt!
The hearts of all the male gods are broken.
The male god with a calmer temperament can barely hold his breath somewhat.
Those who have violent temperaments have already jumped up one after another, roaring that they are going to fight with Lu Bai in an endless divine war.
As a party who eats tofu to take advantage, Lu Bai's heart is broken, how could he not know that he has been plotted again.
"You can see clearly, I'm the victim, okay?"
Lu Bai tried to defend himself, he was very aggrieved, really,
It's a pity that what responded to Lu Bai was one after another scolding, as well as precision-guided rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves that I didn't know where they came from......
If it weren't for Lu Bai's agility being high enough, and the skill level of the magic shield was quite high, maybe he would really be disgraced.
What's even more infuriating is that the two goddesses who came to Lu Bai to learn to dance are the two goddesses who have brought disaster to the country and the people.
After plotting against Lu Bai, Evelyn lightly shook off the cat's tail and flashed to the side, and then covered the cheek that was kissed by Lu Bai's "sneak attack", with a look of shyness that didn't know whether it was true or false, and I was still sorry and sad when I was unlucky.
Alberta, the goddess of joy and celebration, was even more excessive, and the goddess, who obviously knew everything well, was already rolling on the ground with laughter......
"Damn, believe it or not, I'm really a victim!"
Looking at the sky full of rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves, Lu Bai felt that he was going crazy.
"Give me both Latin and ballroom dancing, and I'll help you clarify to them, oh, if you don't teach them...... I'll just pester you and let you take advantage of it a little more. ”
As a real bad guy, Evelyn, who still posed as a victim, was quietly touching the channel of divine power that used Lu Bai's wisps of power to transmit tango information, and talked to Lu Bai about the conditions like a little fox.
"Hehe, although I really want to continue to look at it happily, if there is anything good, I can't leave my sister and me. ”
The goddess of joy and celebration, who laughed until she fell, also preached the message in a second.
This situation reminded Lu Bai of an old song, which was sung like this-
"The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk confessed that the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and she must avoid it when she encounters ......"
Oh, what a wicked worker!
Self-inflicted!
Lu Bai looked up to the sky and sighed——
(To be continued.) )