Chapter 22 The Wine Sword Immortal?
"Second Senior Brother, I'm ...... Why are you hitting me, dwarf, my nose...... My face...... Yes...... It hurts!"
Five minutes later, Zhu Bajie looked at the sand monk with a blue nose and swollen face that was more ugly than himself, and couldn't help but feel better.
"Sha Seng, hurry up, don't let me see you again!"
"Second senior brother, I'...... Woohoo......"
"Damn... What does a big man look like when he cries. Stand up for me!Legs up, butt up!Smack~"
Zhu Bajie threw a big mouth on the butt of the sand monk, so that the confused sand monk rushed out of the door.
"I'm going to wipe it, and I've got to close the door quickly. These two goods may come back, I can't stand it!" After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie quickly closed his doors and windows, and at the same time quietly looked out through the crack in the door.
Outside the door, the sand monk looked at the locked door. Sighing helplessly. I obviously just came to buy some spicy noodles, how could I be beaten, and the second senior brother is still that miserable......
Some unknown sand monks no longer paid attention to the eight precepts, and came to Huaguo Mountain in the clouds.
"Whew~"
Seeing that Sha Seng finally left, Bajie finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although this guy is very stupid, it's okay to be a punching bag, but after a long time, it's just an insult to my old pig's IQ. What's more, even the rag he used to let me wipe my cute nose...... Yes!!!
Bajie's heart was even more broken......
At this time, the mastermind of this matter is none other. Looking at Zhao Ling'er, who was already able to write a few words simply, I couldn't help but praise her in my heart. is worthy of being a descendant of Nuwa, this brain is great...... It's only been a long time since I've learned so many words......
"Brother Fei, is that how your name is written?"
Hearing Ling'er's words, he couldn't help but look at the words written by Ling'er. I saw that there were crooked words "Mo Fei" on it.
", Ling'er, you're so good. I'll even write my name, give you a thumbs up. ”
"Hehe, isn't this what you taught Brother Mo Fei well. Otherwise, how could Ling'er learn so many words in such a short period of time. ”
Mo Fei listened to Ling'er's praise and smirked, "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”
At this moment, Mo Fei, who was getting carried away, was suddenly slapped on the face by a shoe that fell from the sky, which immediately made Mo Fei, who was facing the sky, a little dazed.
", who's who, who's throwing objects in the air. Do you have a sense of public morality, and don't look at whether there is anyone down there!" Couldn't be angry at the sky.
In the sky, the wine sword fairy who was speeding by found that his shoes seemed to have fallen off. I couldn't help but look to the ground.
I saw a young man pointing at himself and scolding angrily, and the wine sword fairy flew to Mo Fei's side with some confusion.
"Hey, stinky boy, why are you scolding me?"
Mo Fei looked at the tattered clothes that had just fallen from the sky in front of him. With a Taoist hairstyle and a broken gourd in his hand, he couldn't help but wonder a little, why did this person look a little familiar......
"Hey, stinky boy, don't you answer me...... Okay, then ......"
Just as he was about to continue, Jiu Jianxian found that the shoes on Mo Fei's hands seemed to be his own, and looking at the clear shoe prints on Mo Fei's face, Jiu Jianxian seemed to understand something.
"Wait a minute, you, you're a wine sword fairy!"
Listening to Mo Fei's words, the wine sword fairy was stunned. This yellow-mouthed kid actually knows his name, could it be that he is too famous and already known to everyone?
"I ...... Not really. Who is the Wine Sword Fairy, if you have nothing to do, I'll leave. In the future, don't point at other people's noses and scold people, the impact is not good. ”
I rubbed it, looking at the wine sword fairy who was about to slip. Mo Fei hurriedly grabbed the arm of the Wine Sword Fairy, but who was the Wine Sword Fairy...... Just walked forward, Mo Fei was held to the ground.
"I'll wipe it, I can't let you run away. Wine Sword Fairy, that's one of the best guys in the fairy sword. Think of Hugo... Ahh Think about it, isn't Li Xiaoyao's little gangster who made a fortune because of the big guy in front of him and has a foundation!"
Holding the thigh of the Wine Sword Immortal, Mo Fei said, "Senior Sword Immortal, you see that your shoes hit me." Thanks to my strong body, I didn't get stoned to death by you, so you see if you should compensate me for something. ”
Listening to Mo Fei's words, the Wine Sword Immortal couldn't help but be stunned. Want to be compensated?
"What do you want?"
"I want you to be my bodyguard for three years. ”
"Boy, you know who I am. Aren't you afraid that I will kick you to death? ”
"Sword Immortal senior, you are not the kind of person with a small belly. Edgeworth rode the wind and eliminated the demons between heaven and earth. What a coaxing slogan...... It makes me fascinated. ”
Listening to Mo Fei's words, the wine sword fairy was stunned. How can this kid know everything, could it be that he is really famous? This is not good, he is so low-key, how can he be known!
"Boy, who the hell are you, are you a spy of the Lunatic Cult!"
Listening to the drunken wine sword fairy in front of him, Ling'er also hurriedly stepped forward and said: "This uncle, I think you have admitted your mistake, my brother is not a lunar-worshipping sect spy, we killed a few Lunatic sect disciples two days ago!"
The wine sword fairy looked at the petite and lovely Ling'er, and the spiritual power under his feet suddenly gushed out. Immediately galloped to Ling'er's side, and at the same time clasped Ling'er's right shoulder with his right hand.
"Who are you, and why do I feel a demonic aura in you!"
"Uncle, let go of me, my shoulder hurts so much by you! I'm just an ordinary person on Xianling Island, what kind of demonic energy is it?"
Mo Fei saw that the wine sword immortal dared to grab Zhao Ling'er's shoulder, and hurriedly said: "Sword Immortal senior, you quickly let go of Ling'er, she is not a demon!"
"Stinky boy, you lie to me, my wine sword fairy's nose is more agile than a dog, just demonic, how can you hide my nose!"
Looking at Ling'er's painful appearance, he was also anxious...... took a wooden stick on the ground and said, "Sword Immortal, if you don't let go of Ling'er again, don't blame me for being rude to you, I can beat the dog stick method!"
"Dog beating? What is that, why haven't I heard of it? ”
"Hmph, the dog-beating stick method is a stick method I created. Extremely powerful, domineering and abnormal. If you're scared, let go of Ling'er quickly, otherwise...... Otherwise I'll ......"
"What do you do?"
"I'll beg you, Ling'er is really not a monster. Didn't you say that you are a wine sword immortal, and you should have a special technique to detect demonic energy, right?"
"There is ......"
"Okay, then let's make a bet, if Ling'er is not a monster, you will let her go. If Ling'er is a monster, then I'll leave it to you, how about it?"
"Don't regret it, boy!"
After saying that, I saw that red spiritual power suddenly appeared in the hand of the wine sword fairy, and then pressed it towards Ling'er's forehead.