This time it was Li Que's gift to the Quanzhou Fairy, and then he gave himself another slap, but before the slap reached his face, he was pinched by a snow-white arm.

"Li Qingyun, hello, did you write that poem just now?"

"What... What a poem, I... How could I possibly write... Such a poem!"

Li Qingyun first said a word about the smell of wine so casually, and then suddenly woke up, how could this voice be so good, the aftermath was lingering, and the yellow oriole was soaring.

Looking at the snow-white face in front of him, he was obsessed all of a sudden, and then unconsciously drooled on the table.

The snow-white woman in front of her still had a little boredom in her eyes, and Li Qingyun quickly wiped her saliva.

Then he was embarrassed and forcibly explained.

"Girl, don't take me for a pervert, you should know for yourself how lethal your snow-white face is to people. ”

"It's okay, Li Qingyun, hello, I'm Xueyue. ”

"Elder Xueyue, is there anything you want me to do?"

"I asked you about the residence of Elder Li Que of your sect, since you live here, you should know where he lives. ”

Li Qingyun's face quickly turned the color of pig liver, not to mention that the other party was a peerless fairy, and his status and strength were much higher than his own, so he couldn't be angry at all.

This made him even more uncomfortable, but fortunately he didn't know where Li Que was, so you wouldn't be able to find Li Que.

Such a peerless fairy can definitely not be cheap Li Que this is his idea, although he will never get it.

"I don't know where Elder Li is?"

"Okay, anyway, we'll meet tomorrow, I have something to talk to him about, thank you Li Gongzi, I'll leave first." ”

Li Qingyun looked at Xue Yue, who quickly turned around and disappeared without a trace, and he didn't know why, he wanted to cry.

After drinking wine in this restaurant for nearly a night, blowing the wind all night, his head was a little painful, he took a refreshing elixir, and then went back upstairs to sleep for more than an hour, got up and washed his hands and returned to his energetic state.

"I'm not as good as you in poetry, I'm not as good as you, I'm not as good as you in cooking, and even less than you in terms of women's popularity, but I'm not a sycophant! Haha! Don't you maintain a low-key and modest image? I don't have to ask for face. ”

This time he was the most confident, he was 100% sure that he would win, he was so willful.

Li Que also set off like two days ago, in fact, he had been thinking about it for a few hours. I'm just famous, so I don't have to participate in this sycophancy.

After all, his reputation is already good, and his image is maintained well, so if you participate in this, there may be an accident.

But after thinking about it, as long as the sycophants shoot well, they are not afraid of anything, and the sycophants are also a technical job.

"Today, it's the last game, and the rewards for these three games will be announced at the end. ”

"In addition, in the first two games, Elder Li Que of the Shangyang Sect was the first, as long as he didn't win the last place in the third game, he would be the first. ”

Naturally, everyone had no objections, but many people also thought that Li Que should not participate in this cheap sycophancy competition.

Li Que also hurried over, and many people automatically gave way to him, and regardless of men, women, and children, they all greeted Li Que cordially.

The dream lover of a girl, the worship target of a teenager, a good son-in-law of a middle-aged woman, a good son image of a middle-aged man, and a good grandson of the elderly, Li Que is in such a situation now.

"Elder Li, I'm here to see, come and sit here. ”

"Elder Li, you are so handsome!"

"Elder Li, can you write another poem for the girl, you gave the poem yesterday to the boy. ”

Li Que also responded one by one, as for the girl's poem, you should know.

It's been a few days, it's impossible that it hasn't spread yet, although the disciples of Shangyang Sect are not allowed to go down the mountain, but they should go down the mountain to buy vegetables, do business or something, and they can't all be isolated from the world.

didn't think about it so much, of course Li Que came to compete, and he reported his name yesterday.

It's still Fu Ling, wearing a small emerald green flower skirt today. Her hair is tied into a ball, and she looks a little cute.

When she saw Li Que, her eyes lit up, and it took a while for her to come back to her senses.

"Today, it's the last one, and the last one is the most interesting sycophant contest, so everyone should be happy and entertained. ”

"At the same time, there's nothing special about it, as long as there are no particularly immoral words, it's okay, and for the rest, it's up to you who you want to shoot and how you shoot it, but anyone who understands this competition should know who to shoot. ”

"The first one, Shangyang Sect Li Li, this! Shangyang Sect Elder Li Que!"

She didn't understand what Li Que was doing in this, but after thinking about it, she seemed to understand that Li Que must want to win the first place in the total of the three games, and this time as long as it is not the penultimate first, she will succeed.

The crowd also made another noise, and then looked at Li Que who walked up to the stage in disbelief.

Li Que originally wanted to see how they were filmed, but he was the first, so there was no way, so he used the method he thought of, anyway, as long as he was not the last, he was still the first.

There were still five judges above, and Li Que bowed to a few people, and then bowed to everyone, bowing in all directions.

Then he didn't say a word, then looked at the judges, plopped and fell to his knees.

Then he knelt down on the ground in front of everyone, and then looked at the five seniors with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Several people couldn't figure out what he was doing, and they all looked at him seriously.

Li Que put an index finger in front of his mouth and made a soft shh

Showing a look of annoyance, he stood up, and at this time he spoke.

"Sycophants are always the most useful on the outside, just now I didn't say a word and took countless sycophants, but I was not discovered, I must be an old sycophant, because patting sycophants is the real master if they are not discovered. ”

As the saying goes, no matter how much you do, it's better to do an order, no matter how good you do, it's better to say a bad word, no matter how long the road is, it's better to have a place name, and the sky is clear, it's better to be in a good mood. ”

"To kneel on the ground is to pat the ground on the back, to go to heaven is to pat the sky, to eat is to pat the bowl on the back, and to practice is to pat the hands on the back. ”

"These are all sycophants defined by death, and now I will perform a few sycophants defined by immortality, the first one, beating the bull and patting the sycophants in the air. ”

"Oh, this predecessor is really immortal, you see this temperament, it's really amazing, better than all men in the world. ”

Li Que said happily to one of the two twin old men, and then continued to everyone.

"You see, I said that this senior is good-looking, so is that senior also a sycophant by me. ”

For example, some people say, you gave birth to a good daughter, you are so beautiful, how can your daughter be, this is also a sycophant. ”

"The second one is a sycophant, ah, Elder Xueyue is so fairy, I don't know if I can be a partner with her. ”

"Ah, Elder Xueyue is so beautiful, I should be able to be her partner. ”

"Ah, since Elder Xueyue is still so gentle, then I must be her companion. ”

"Ah, since I can be her partner, can I become the partner of the world. ”

"This seems to be Elder Xueyue, but he is the most ruthless one who has been photographed, of course, he can also change this self to someone else. ”

The third is a soaring sycophant, which is an upgraded version of the usual sycophant. ”

"Ah, Elder Dantong, mentioning these four words, the girls of the entire state gave birth to a child the next day. ”

"Ah, Elder Dantong, when I mentioned these four words, after all of them had children, the children had children again. ”

"Ah, Elder Dantong, your people have exceeded 100 billion, and they can't be added anymore, please change your name. ”

"Ah, Elder Dantong who changed his name, you have created another big family with a surname. ”

"This is a soaring sycophant, indifferently can also say something else, and. ”

"Ah, Li Gang, mentioning these two words, my meal has increased tenfold today. ”

"Ah, Li Gang, when I mention these two words, after my food volume has increased tenfold, my family can no longer support me. ”

"Ah, Li Gang, countless people have gone bankrupt because they think of the dishes you cooked, please lower the price. ”

"Ah, Li Gang, who has changed the price, your spirit stones have been piled up, and you have filled up another warehouse. ”

Then Li Que chattered a bunch of things, anyway, they were all novelties, so that he could explode the audience more quickly.

Sure enough, everyone listened with relish, and the people mentioned at the same time also listened more comfortably, much stronger than those sleek sycophants.

After that, Li Que also finished talking about the last two points, and then went down, and after going down, more people looked at him, and their eyes were full of light.

Although the sycophants after that were almost the same, no one listened to them much, and it was Li Que himself who took the lead.

The five judges, except for Li Gang, everyone else looked at Li Que with bright eyes.

Li Qingyun also came to the stage quickly, but what he said was a lot worse than Li Que, firstly, because Li Que was so good in the previous lecture and gave him huge pressure, and secondly, even if he won the first place, so he didn't want to lose this person.

Feel free to play, if you can be better, if you can't get better, just follow the wind.

He walked up to the stage, took out a white object, put it in his mouth, and spit it out again a quarter of an hour later.

"Ahem, the old rule, the first woman is preferred, shoot Elder Xueyue first. ”

"The thinnest legs in the world, the whitest skin in the world, the loveliest creatures in all things, the sweetest scented people. ”

"A quick glance, the landslide and tsunami, as soon as the mouth is opened, the yellow oriole flies into the sky, and the auspicious rui comes from the east. ”