Chapter 328: The Legend of the Little Toad and the Big Yellow Dog
Xiyue Yao sipped the fragrant tea, and when she heard everyone's words, she couldn't help but chuckle: "Poof, the Demon King of the Mixed World, it's appropriate." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Uh......"
Lin Tianyang was speechless, so he had to laugh a few times.
Suddenly, Lin Tianyang raised his eyebrows, and his expression was a little strange...... The indignant conversation of several warriors not far away aroused his interest:
It was the three people at the next table, two men and one woman, all of them were seventeen or eighteen-year-old young martial artists, all of them had a good aura, and they were all above the True Qi Realm.
These three people are dressed in military uniforms and strong suits, with swords at their waists, looking extraordinary, young and full of vitality...... Looking at it like this, most of them are geniuses who walk on the Taixuan Road.
It's just that at this time, the faces of these three people are not very good-looking, their faces are sinking like water, and their expressions are gloomy.
"Hey, I said, Brother Wang, the ...... on your face Did you get it that day?"
One of them, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes and an old face, asked.
As he spoke, he unconsciously touched his right cheek......
There, on the right side of the boy's face, a bruise, the size of a fingernail, appeared, which looked like a small slap print, with a clear outline of the palm.
And on top of that strange little mark, there was a strange invisible energy surging faintly, preventing the power in the warrior's body from repairing the scars......
The old-looking young man touched the bruised and dented marks, and his face twitched, his expression was ugly, and he gritted his teeth.
"Damn! Don't mention it, bad luck!"
The handsome young man whom he called Brother Wang scolded, and then looked at the small mark on the right side of the young man's face, and his face became even darker: "You were beaten by the toad that killed that day, right?
The handsome young man was indignant, he touched the huge mark on the left side of his face, and still felt a faint pain, and wanted to cry without tears.
On the left side of his face, there was a palm-sized black palm print, which was very strange, with a round center and six finger prints extending on all sides...... When you look at it, you know that it was not left by people!
"You were just slapped by that little toad, but I, Nima, was beaten by the big yellow dog......"
The handsome young man continued to speak, with a sad expression:
"If I have to be beaten by one of those two guys, then I might as well beat that toad, no matter what, its body is small, the wound left is not big, and it won't hurt so much......"
"That dead dog is different, it's so cruel! A slap slap slaps half of my face and swells! I don't know when it will be gone, it's really hateful!"
The handsome young man thought in pieces, his face was frightened, and his face trembled......
However, when the old adult and young man on the side heard his words, he immediately stopped doing it and retorted:
"Brother Wang, who said that the toad killed that day was not as painful as the big yellow dog?
"I was slapped by that guy hundreds of feet away, and that slap almost slapped my head off!
"Shit! How can a dead dog be so good? That guy ......."
"Strong words! Obviously, the toad is even more hateful!"
"How could it be ......"
"I ......"
......
For a while, the two of them had a heated argument over the strange and painful question of who was beaten more painfully, or which one of them was more powerful, so that they almost slapped the table......
"Hey...... Have you two had enough of arguing? Isn't it shameful enough?"
At this time, the girl, who had been silent all along, spoke coldly: "Besides, when it comes to misery, which of the two of you is as miserable as me?"
When the two teenagers heard this, their expressions froze, and they looked at the two obvious slap marks on the girl's face, one left and one right, one large and one small......
The two palm prints, especially the large mark on the right cheek, were high and swollen, destroying the girl's originally delicate face, which looked very strange and ugly.
"Uh...... Yes, yes......"
"Hehe, Xiaojing, don't be angry, don't be angry, let's stop arguing, don't quarrel......"
The two teenagers were shocked and embarrassed, and hurriedly nodded again and again, no longer arguing, but bypassing the question just now, and talking about others:
"Hey, Brother Wang, when did you say that the marks on our faces will fade? The toad finished beating last time, and said that it would be fine in ten days and a half months......
"Heh! Do you still believe the words of those two guys? What other truth can you tell from the mouths of the two of them? If you don't trap you to death, you're all lucky!"
"The dead dog also told me, saying that you must not find other means, in a vain attempt to remove the palm print in advance, otherwise it will never get better, and disaster will be added to ......it in the future."
"Cut, I don't know what kind of nonsense I'm talking about! I really thought I would believe it, the dog can't spit out ivory!"
"By the way, what is the origin of the guy you killed in the past two days?
"I don't know. It seems that it is said that two demons who have become spirits have broken into the Taixuan Road,"
"I just heard that their toad and big yellow dog didn't know where it came from, and suddenly appeared on this Hanhai Hundred Kingdoms Branch Road,"
"These two guys have done all the things that lack morality, and they are extremely hateful, they love to slap people, they don't agree with each other, they just slap them at every turn, and there is no reason to talk about it...... aroused the anger of the heavens, and vowed to kill these two demons who were haunting on the Taixuan Road......"
"However, you know the end result. ”
"Yes! It's so miserable! It's really miserable! For more than 100 days, the allied army was crippled by the toad and the yellow dog two or three times, and everyone was brutally cleaned up!"
"I heard that several Tianjiao commanders who organized the coalition army were the worst, and they were all slapped by those two damaged goods...... Later, I heard that they were all beaten into pigs' heads!"
"The big yellow dog fought the happiest, and he was ruthless, and he beat the strongest Tianjiao commander so that his parents couldn't recognize him, and he had a good tooth, and he didn't beat it...... It's brutal!"
"Hey, isn't that a toad more damaging?"
"It actually stripped off more than 100 Tianjiao's clothes, hung them in the depths of the Heavenly Forest, and cast a demon spell, making it difficult for everyone to move, and their bodies were weak......"
In the end, more than 100 Tianjiao was bitten by the Tianyou mosquito in the Tianyou forest, bitten a big bag all over his body, screamed, suffered from itching, and lost face...... These two guys are not good goods, they are really hateful!"
"Yes, but the current situation, after the defeat of the Tianjiao Alliance last time, there is nothing that can sanction those two demons on this great branch of the Hanhai Hundred Kingdoms, unless they dare to set foot on the Taixuan main road......"
"Now, we, the geniuses who should be the protagonists of the Taixuan Road, are cowering and avoiding those two guys, but letting them crisscross the Hundred Kingdoms Road, which is very ironic!"
"I heard that they seem to be looking for someone on this road...... I don't know who is so unlucky, being targeted by those two damaged goods, pitiful. ”
The more the two teenagers talked, the more energetic they became, and gradually they began to gossip: "Oh, by the way, then again, why were you beaten by those two brutes?"
The old man pointed to himself and said, "Let's talk about myself first,"
"I almost stepped on the toad that killed that day when I passed by it...... As a result, I was slapped by it......"
"Well, me,"
The handsome young man took over the conversation, was angry, and gritted his teeth: "I took a hundred-year-old soul bone in a ruin, but the dead dog actually said that I robbed it of its food, and then ...... And beat me up!
After the two finished speaking, they looked at the girl on the side together...... The girl's expression collapsed, her face darkened, and she almost cried: "The toad and the earth dog said...... Say that the way I look at them is wrong, that I think they are ugly, that I despise them!"
"I'm just curious...... Woohoo......"
Xiaojing couldn't help crying, the little appearance of pear blossoms with rain...... Well, of course, the way she looks now is really flattering......
"Ahem......"
The martial artists at the few tables near this table, listening to their strange reasons for being beaten one by one, suddenly became happy, wanted to laugh or not, and held back their faces flushed, until they coughed.
And here, after listening to Xiaojing's words, the two teenagers glanced at each other with strange expressions, and finally came to a conclusion:
"Looking at it this way, it seems that they are indeed more ruthless to women, not only Xiaojing you, but also others...... Well, it seems that they should have been deeply hurt by the opposite sex before to hate women so much!"
"Poof!"
Lin Tianyang was at the table, Lin Tianyang suddenly heard such an astonishing conclusion, and squirted out a sip of wine, directly covering his face and spitting out Xiao Laodao on the other side......
"Hey, boy...... You did it on purpose, right!? The old way is to eat more and make you spend more money, you don't have to do this, right?"
On the other side, the obscure melon-eating masses, oh no, Comrade Xiao, the meat-eating masses, raised his head in confusion, wiped a handful of wine dripping on his face, and his face turned green......
"Anla, I didn't mean to, but those two guys were so funny, I couldn't hold back, I didn't hold back, haha......"
Lin Tianyang laughed, he spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, looking innocent.
After a few more words of fighting with Xiao Laodao, Lin Tianyang no longer paid attention to him, but continued to listen to the conversation of the people around him......
Hearing this, he was stunned to find that under the influence of a few people at the adjacent table, almost the entire Fengchen journey in the restaurant talked about the little toad and the big yellow dog!
All of a sudden, the "legend" about the little toad and the big yellow dog was circulating everywhere:
"Hey, man, why did you get beaten?"
"I want to know, too! What about you? Why do you have dog paw prints on your face? You're such an honest person, aren't you?"
"I have the spirit pet of a female warding dog...... And then the dead dog said I'm going to rob it!"
"Poof~"
“...... These two immoral ghosts are especially big foodies, and in the big caravan left by my family, everything that can be eaten has been robbed by them!"
"What are you? We are even more miserable, hundreds of people have become the 'human pets' of those two animals, and they come out every day to find food, and what protection money does Nima have to pay! It's hateful!"
"Yes, yes, those two guys, it's really hard to describe their evil!"
"Hey, don't worry so much, I heard that Wei Tao is going to prepare to deal with the two damaged goods, now you should rest assured, right?"
"Oh? is it the second person on the Great Branch of the Hundred Nations, known as Yuwen Chengzhang, Wei Tao?"
"Yes, it's Wei Tao. Now that Yuwen Chengzhang has died in Tang City, he can be regarded as the first person in the Great Branch of the Hundred Kingdoms, and he is proud of the first day!"
"So, it seems like there is some chance of success!" (To be continued.) )