"Oh, don't sleep, Brother Fei. It's almost time to get up, and the sun is all on the ass. If you don't get up, Ling'er will really spank your little ass!"

Mo Fei, who was about to continue sleeping, heard this, hurriedly stood up from the bed, and said at the same time: "Ling'er, be elegant, don't be dirty!"

"Ahh

Ling'er, actually. You really can't learn anything worse with me, it's too dirty. You're a beautiful woman with both looks and body, you can't be so dirty.

"Ahem...... That Ling'er. Since you won't let me sleep too late, I'll go to my grandmother and ask her to agree to our affairs...... Bah...... Agree with the fact that we go out on a trip. ”

Anyway, don't pay attention to Ling'er. Just like that, wearing autumn pants, slippers, and a backless shirt. Get rid of a ** silk ...... No, it's a beautiful man.

The fire god Zhu Rong looked at the beauty of Jiuluo eating and drinking, and he was also drunk. Your sister, you dragged it like this. I saw that the kitchen god Zhou Xingchi was also dumbfounded, and I saw that the Jiuluo beauties were like gluttony, and they ate all the more than a dozen plates of peeing cow balls made by the kitchen god.

The kitchen god looked at the eating appearance of Jiuluo beauties, and he was also drunk. At the same time, he whispered to the fire god Zhu Rong: "Zhu Rong, come over for a moment." ”

Hearing the shout of the kitchen god, Zhu Rong said sorry to the Jiuluo beauty. Then he followed the chattering kitchen god to the side.

"What's wrong, Xingchi?"

"I said Zhu Rong, although we are old friends, but our brothers still have to settle accounts. You see that this goddess has eaten so many peeing cow balls made of peaches, and I also use eighteen golden kitchen utensils to handle the knife myself, you see how ......much merit this merit is worth."

Listening to the words of the kitchen god Zhou Xingchi, Zhu Rong was sad. No wonder I had a bad feeling just now......

"Actually, if you eat three or five peeing cow pills, I won't say anything. But these dozen bowls of peeing cow pills consumed five peaches and many precious Chinese medicinal materials!"

"That's it, you give me 10,000 merit points, and we will be clear, you also know that the peach is exclusive to the queen mother, you can ......"

"Oh, I'll go, God of Cooking, why are you cheating on me! It's just five peaches, where is it worth 10,000 merits, and it's especially a brother to me." ”

"O Vulcan...... What age is this? Brothers still have to settle accounts, not to mention that we are not brothers. Otherwise, if you look at this, I will report this to the Jade Emperor......"

"Damn, you're ruthless!"

Looking at the kitchen god, Zhu Rong only felt that he was really possessed by the god of decay recently, although he also got a lot of benefits, but this merit was like flowing water, which made Zhu Rong feel a lot of pain.

"That, what's wrong Zhu Rong. At this moment, Jiuluo, who had just finished eating, looked at the mysterious two and said.

"Ahem, ah...... It's okay. That, Jiuluo, have you eaten enough, if you are not full, eat some more. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the Vulcan regretted it. Looking at Jiu Luo's eyes shining, Zhu Rong had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "God of Cook, get me some more peeing cow balls, don't cut corners! ”

"Okay, but the immortal merits need to be added!"

With that, the kitchen god snickered and went to make peeing cow balls again.

"Grandma, you see I've also made it clear to you. I want to go out for a walk with Ling'er, just promise me, I'm not a human trafficker......"

"Phew...... You stinky boy. Don't think I didn't see you taking advantage of Ling'er, if Ling'er wasn't by your side, I would definitely beat you to death!"

"Hehe, beat me, grandma, it's not me bragging, even if it's ten of you plus one, it's not my opponent. ”

Don't be afraid of the wind when you say big things, and flash your tongue!

I saw my grandmother's hands folded, and a strange colorful spiritual power appeared on her hands, and then a few vine-like things suddenly appeared on the ground, instantly wrapping Mo Fei's feet in place, unable to move.

"Hahaha, big talker. Wasn't it crazy just now, why didn't you brag about it, ah. Hurry up and hit me, and hit me ten, huh!"

I'm rubbing, this old witch is quite powerful. What the hell is this vine, it actually entangled itself and couldn't move.

"Grandma, I respect you as a senior, that's why I don't do anything to you, if you don't let go of me, I really want to do it!"

"Haha, stinky boy, if you want to do it, you can come here. I thought you were a talent, but I didn't expect you to be a braggart little bastard. ”

I wiped it, I didn't want to pretend, but you have to make me pretend. Then I'm not going to show mercy, come out, Yagi Orochi!

"Huh?"

Listening to Mo Fei's shouting, Grandma thought that Mo Fei could summon some awesome monster...... But a minute passed, and only one crow flew over their heads, and by the way, it pulled at Mo Fei's head and on his head.

"Stinky boy, what the hell are you doing?"

"No, nothing, just lighten the mood. It's also so boring. ”

......

After that, Mo Fei decisively took out his mobile phone from his ass pocket ...... "poof...... It's so cool, it's suffocating me. Yesterday, I slept on the floor all night, so it was hard to catch a cold. ”

Grandma, who was not far away, smelled Mo Fei's fart, and helplessly covered her nose and mouth. It's as if Mo Fei's fart is a poison gas bomb that will kill her on the spot......

After a while, "Stinky boy, if you dare to fart again, don't blame me for castrating you, so that you can't even be a man!"

"Sorry, mistake, pure mistake......"

Click on QQ, draw open the expression bar, and shout "Come out, Yaqi Snake!"

Anyway, I just clicked on the picture of a small spider next to the Yaqi Snake.

In an instant, another spatial vortex appeared above Mo Fei's head.

When he saw the whirlpool, he hurriedly subconsciously fell to the ground and rolled around.

"Smack!"

Suddenly, a black eight-clawed spider landed on Mo Fei's body.

"I'm rubbing, what the hell is this! I want the Yaqi Snake, not the spider!"

"I'll go, boy, are you kidding me. I thought you had such a powerful move, but I didn't expect it to be a spider the size of a fingernail......"

Shame can't be lost!

"Grandma, don't underestimate this spider. It's ...... But the offspring of the spider spirit black widow is extremely poisonous!"

"Black widow, what kind of poison is that, why haven't I heard of it, don't lie to me, boy!"

"How come, grandma, you look at it!"

I rub it, what the hell is this? Looking at this spider the size of a fingernail, he had no choice but to say, "OMG, spider, what kind of god are you, quickly manifest your spirit!"