Only now did I know that it turned out that this Lord Murong was not Lord Murong. I'll just say, the old man of the curtain is famous, how can it be this respect. If this Lord Murong is placed in the Japanese opera team, I am afraid that all the monkeys can go to the banquet of the big families in Chengtian City.

When I heard the old monkey call me a little monkey, I was very angry and said, "I don't call me a little monkey, it's hard to hear!"

"What's more?" the Lord Murong flashed into the shadows, and when he saw me stop, he wanted me to continue.

Just say it, who is afraid of whom, I said: "It is enough to have an old monkey in Chengtian City, so there is no need for another little monkey." If you feel that a person is too lonely, ask a Japanese opera troupe and let them perform a monkey show for you; if you feel that it is boring to watch alone, you can set up the stage on Dongying Street; if you feel that the scene is not big enough, you can set up a big stage outside Tianying Gate and let the people of Tiancheng come to see a monkey show, which can be regarded as having fun with the people. Wouldn't that be the best of both worlds?"

"That's a good idea!" Lord Murong looked very happy, stretched out his hand from the shadows, and said, "Jianjun, it's so decided. Let the little monkey arrange this matter, you can arrange it as soon as it is missing, and when the Yaoshan people and others settle in Chengtian City, this matter will be handled. Little monkey, what do you think of this arrangement?"

Hmph, call me a little monkey again. But for the sake of my idol Lord Murong's face, I'll let you go.

I said, "I think, how can we say that this is also a mortal world, and we must have a mortal appearance." You can't always make a dusty, red and green because the immortals are here, the immortals are not immortals, and everything is extraordinary, but it costs the people and money. First of all, the mortal aura in this heavenly city must be sufficient. In this way, even if it is celebrated every day, the cost will not be too large. In this matter of life, the official is not as fine as the common people. I saw that the notice posted outside the Tianying Gate said what kind of gold bricks were paved with silver powder on the walls, and how much gold and silver would it cost. ”

I held it for a long time, but I still scolded: "I don't know which official came up with a bad idea, it's really not good!"

The old monkey agreed, and said, "Good scolding, the person who comes up with such a bad idea should be hung up in the South Gate Soul Burning Platform for ten days!"

Hearing this, my back is cold. Ten days, the Soul Burning Table, is not for mortals. I heard that the powerhouse of the human realm fell straight to a big realm after ten days. I don't know what a great realm is, in short, it should be about the same as death. A mortal will be out of breath in a few hours. The heat emitted from the Soul Burning Platform alone can roast people to death. Ten days, I'm afraid there won't even be people left.

I laughed and said, "Old monkey - grandpa, forget about the soul burning platform, for the common people, don't say it's a punishment, even if you listen to this word, your heart will be furious." Besides, the immortals are coming to our house, and the whole thing is screaming, and our emperor's face has lost its luster, isn't it? It's better to let the person who came up with the idea sweep the street, a big road that should be heavenly, enough for him to sweep for half a month. Grandpa, what's the idea?"

The old monkey was in the shadows, stretched out his thumb and praised: "Very wonderful! Very wonderful! It's just -- in this way, where can I find a Hubu Shangshu in the past half a month?"

As soon as I heard it, it was serious. Hurriedly said: "Grandpa, you didn't say that just now." "You think, if it's a flat-headed little common man, then the street sweep will be swept, and that is the head of the household department. Why don't you say I'm looking for something for myself? Tobe Shangshu, that's in charge of money and food. If I'm really in a hurry, let the people below find me trouble one day, and I'll be the head of the snake. This girl is not afraid of anyone, but she has to divide what things and people. The big official is far away from us, and he can't care about our eating, drinking, and Lazar? Then Lin Shangshu is a little ghost, if he really wants to be entangled, this girl really can't deal with it. It's easy to deal with him, but if you can't stand him, you always look for a stand-in, right?

"What's the matter? Scared, where is your fame in Chengtian City?"

"Grandpa, these are two different things. In this way, I have an idea, who calls me Ying Niang? Sooner or later, one day, my Ying Niang will have to die under this name. ”

"Tell me what the idea is. ”

"Find a stand-in, one that looks similar to Lin Shangshu. Let him put on Lin Shangshu's court clothes, and say to the outside world, Lin Shangshu is leading by example, the immortals are coming, and they should sweep the streets to greet him! Grandpa, what do you think?"

That Jianjun stroked his beard and smiled with satisfaction, I couldn't think he was smiling a little ill-intentioned.

Sure enough, the old monkey said: "It is naturally not difficult to find someone who is similar, but if the voice is similar, it is even more difficult." Little monkey, you're—"

I immediately interrupted and said, "You don't have to speak, let Lin Shangshu wear court clothes and tie his head with red brocade." That way, he didn't even have to sweep the ground. "That red brocade feather was originally used to play the old bustard in the Japanese opera. Think about it, when the head of the household is still the book, wearing a red brocade feather, holding a broom, and standing on the street! It's enough to think about it.

"So what are you going to do?"

"I? uh -- I deliver food, and people always have to eat when they're hungry. It's a stand-in, you can't be so ruthless as to starve someone who has nothing to do with it, right? ”

"Little monkey, you are a well-known figure on the street, and you must come forward. If someone really kills that stand-in, I'm afraid, your heart will not feel good. ”

"Yes, think about this Lin Shangshu, it's true, not to mention that the people of the entire Chengtian City have been offended all over the years, and they have also been offended. It's really hard to say, angry vegetables, angry fruits, angry eggs, all can beckon him. Oh, by the way, you don't care about my life or death, you wish I died soon, so that the princess's mansion will be saved, and no one will trouble you in the future. When the old lady was alive, he heard that he liked to listen to the people's opinions, and when he was gone, he must have been interested in listening to my complaints. ”

"That's it, just do as you say. ”

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and before I could think about it, the old monkey said in a deep voice: "Little monkey, I heard that the street has not been quiet recently, and I heard that it is all your men?"

I was shocked when I heard this, what's the matter? How long has it been, and I have shaken out my old bottom? I hurriedly said: "Those people are not easy, you can't just look at the surface, don't forget that the entire wanderers in Chengtian City are pointing at these people." When the household distributed the silver cakes, they were not distributed according to the head at all, but according to the household, and they could not get any of them. The imperial court doesn't care about it, you can't stop me from taking care of them! If you dare to touch them, I dare to let the immortals see the excitement of Chengtian City!"

"What a crazy girl. is worthy of being a snake on the ground, saying that you are a dragon is really lifting you up. The old monkey thought for a while and said, "You can calculate how much money you need to find a way out for them, and it is not a way to always give them help." Draw up an excerpt and let your grandfather Jianjun hand it over. ”

I suddenly felt that I didn't have the face to stand here, and I said, "But I won't." ”

"Can't you settle an account? I heard that you can even read military books, so you can't calculate such a simple account?"

"No, I don't make an excerpt. "The emperor has changed the rules of his ancestors too much, and he didn't even let go of the chapter. I heard that after the new policy, the Changming county guard handed over a petition for the people, but the emperor opened it and saw it, was furious, and cut off the head of the county guard. I still don't understand whether the stupid emperor was angry at the people's petition or because the music did not conform to the new rules. This kind of thing must not be hit on the tip of the gun. Besides, I'm just a flat head, where do I know that?