Chapter 33: Rhapsody of Drinking Fights

After the barbarian god Kyle returned to the field after disarming himself, he returned to the tribe to live in seclusion. He is the grandfather of the current patriarch Orlando, and is the person he admires and admires the most.

According to the history books, Kyle is a young ranger, a good drinker, an accurate flying axe, and amazing martial arts. The most commendable thing is that he suddenly had an epiphany after the baptism of the years, insisted on studying hard for a long time, changed the image of a simple and fierce man in the past, and became wise and brave, and defeated the strong several times in the second demon war, killing countless enemies. The Emperor of the People, Da Lei Xiushu, praised him: "Shibei should be impressed in three days." To this day, this precious codex is still in the Rock Tribe.

Kyle once joked that if one person can pass the test of the dwarves in the five items of precision, strength, martial arts, alcohol and strategy, he can become the co-master of the dwarves in the world and lead the weakening dwarves to Zhongxing. Orlando has been working this mission and has completed the first four trials. Helplessly, he has an elm head, is impulsive and irritable, and always fights indiscriminately during the strategy trial, and is never able to complete the final test. And the little madman inherited his father's fine traditions, and his mind was even more difficult. This became an eternal pain in his heart, and he sighed all day long, lest he be ashamed of his ancestors.

So Orlando was very surprised and even jealous of Shaman's opinion. I was curious about He Jinshui because I thought he was shrewd and capable, and he could tease his stubborn son, but he didn't expect Shaman Ullah to value him so much. I remember that when I was young, I was a great achiever and happily showed off to Ulla, but the other party just smiled and smiled, and was reluctant to say even a word of appreciation.

This made him full of a strange feeling about He Jinshui, and he couldn't help but follow everyone to watch the past, wanting to see if He Jinshui's alcohol consumption was as good as his martial arts.

"Fifth bowl, I wish you a happy journey!" Niu Chadong Laxi was looking for something to say, and he couldn't wait to pinch He Jinshui's nose and pour the wine directly into it, so that he could finish work and go home early. He Jinshui drunkenly got up from the table, struggled to drink it all, and then his body began to shake violently.

Niu Cha was triumphant, waved his hand and signaled the onlookers to start counting, "Three, two, one, down!" Sure enough, He Jinshui fell to the ground as he wished.

Just when he thought it was done, He Jinshui straightened his waist and stood up suddenly.

At this time, He Jinshui's waist was as straight as a javelin, his face was not red or panting, his eyes were clear and transparent, and his smile was sly. This guy is obviously pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He Jinshui grabbed the wine jar, filled the bowls of the two, and began to turn against the guests.

"The first bowl, little brother, I'm new here, come to my brother's place to worship a pier, go one!" He Jinshui drank it all with a dry spirit, and Niu Cha hurriedly followed and drank it dry.

"The second bowl, when I saw Brother Niu today, I realized that Brother Niu ginger is old and spicy, and it is the kind that gets older and hotter, go one!"

"The third bowl, I wish us a like-minded and long friendship, go one!"

"Fourth bowl, I wish Brother Niu the old tree to bloom and have another spring!"

"Fifth bowl, I wish you good health and a long life!"

He Jinshui made a combination of punches, Niu Cha was forced to drink five bowls in a row, plus the five bowls that he took the initiative to toast just now, he had already drunk ten bowls of wine in a row without stopping, which was greatly beyond the scope of his ability. At this time, his eyes were straight, the corners of his mouth were bubbling, and his body was swaying like chaff, and he was enduring the vomiting sensation like a volcanic eruption.

"The sixth bowl, I wish you a good dream!" He Jinshui pulled Niu Cha to drink the sixth bowl. The old cow could no longer suppress the earth-shaking nausea in his chest, and his mouth was like a Godzilla beast, and even bile spurted out.

He Jinshui pinched his nose and waved his hand, the dwarves in the audience burst into laughter, and several sturdy young men rushed to the stage and dragged Niu Cha down. The dwarven maidens hurried to clear the ground.

The adventurers sat high on the banquet platform, condescendingly saw what was happening below, and began to gossip.

Kaidong sighed: "I thought why Jinshui would be a little more restrained in the away battle, I didn't expect him to dare to fight, it's really surprising!"

"And the plot was inexplicably reversed, and I concluded that it must be a conspiracy," said Elena.

"It's still the same recipe, it's still the same familiar taste," Amy pouted.

"I'm relieved to see that he's still so shameless!" Arnold patted his chest.

"Always imitated, never surpassed!", everyone said in unison, looking at each other and laughing.

Seeing them so hilarious, the little madman felt that he had been severely slapped in the face, and his image of a good baby could no longer be maintained, and a tiger roared and jumped on the table, and Dapeng flew in front of He Jinshui like spreading his wings.

"That boy, Hugh is rampant, I will meet you when I see the Sprinkle family!" The little madman recited his favorite drama line, which is said to have been written by the emperor by chance.

He Jinshui clenched his fists: "Meet the young master! Do it first as a respect", and after speaking, he brightened the bottom of the big bowl.

The little madman looked up to the sky and shouted: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" and then killed a bowl.

He Jinshui patted his chest: "Pagoda Town River Demon!", and drank the second bowl.

The little madman patted the table: "The pheasant is bored, how can he go up to Tianwang Mountain!", and once again took a sip of the wine in his hand.

He Jinshui: "There is rice on the ground, hey, there is a foundation!", after saying that, he snatched the jar where the maid poured wine, and after holding it high, a green dragon absorbed all the water and poured it into his stomach, without spilling a drop.

Little madman: "Have you seen Grandma?", he also snatched the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, and then patted his stomach proudly.

He Jinshui: "There are no tiles on his house, no no, no no!", and drank the second jar.

Little madman: "Mahahaha?", you can't lose face, follow along!

He Jinshui: "It's noon talking, who doesn't have a home?", stretched out his thumb, and slowly drank the third altar.

Little madman: "Good horn!", triumphantly followed.

He Jinshui: "The world is drooping!", after speaking, the fourth altar of cattle drank the belly.

Little madman: "What are you blushing?", holding the jar high for a show, but drinking it in small sips.

He Jinshui: "Refreshed!", the fifth jar of wine easily bottomed out.

Little madman: "Why is it yellow again?", began to gasp, banged his head with both fists, and struggled while drinking, overflowing a lot.

He Jinshui: "Cold-proof, wax!", after pouring the sixth jar of wine into his mouth, he stretched out his thumb upside down towards the other party and shook his head.

The little madman: "Sun-dazed-da-da", frantically lifted the wine jar above his head and poured it down, spitting while drinking. The maid next to him was anxious to stroke his back.

He Jinshui: "A delicate tower, facing Qingzhai and leaning against the sand!", the seventh jar of wine went down and burped.

Little madman: "I ......", before the words fell, he was already lying on the table and falling asleep. A huge snoring resounded in all directions, and the boar in the pigsty in the distance screamed uneasily when he heard it.

Everyone: "Oh ......", their mouths opened wide.

"What a soft egg!" He Jinshui looked at the little madman who had already gotten under the table with disdain, and jumped directly onto the wine table. I saw him beating his chest with both hands, looking up to the sky and arrogantly saying, "Who else?"