"No, Brother Ling Feng, people are hungry, can you take me to that store for dinner, okay, Brother Ling Feng! Mitt said coquettishly, and by the way, he rubbed Ling Feng's arm on his chest, obediently, this guy turned out to be a kind of person who is not amazing, the so-called appearance is not amazing, Ling Feng, an old driver for many years, naturally knows better than anyone else, plus Mitt's clothes seem to be quite fat, so it gives people a feeling that they are not amazing, hehe, it is really a kind of unfazed, tsk. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ling Feng glanced back, Shi Yin was still lying on the bed and asleep, it was nothing more than last night because of the first time caused special tiredness, he Ling Feng thought that although it was not a good thing, but it was not a scumbag who didn't know how to cherish jade, his daughter-in-law gave her precious first time to herself, and then pinched flowers and grass, damn it, this kind of person should be cut with a thousand knives, and it is not an exaggeration to go down to the eighteen layers of hell, but where to find the good thing about pies in the sky, this, this, Ling Feng fought in his heart, after all, Ling Feng said a sentence of Amitabha Buddha in his heart, and said righteously: "Don't go, your brother Ling Feng has no money, and my daughter-in-law is not feeling well today, I want to accompany my daughter-in-law, understand, dear gods, contemptible people don't have that kind of leisure and elegance now, you know, the sky and the earth are big, and the sound is the biggest, and you understand!"

Mitt pursed his lips angrily, and said in a word: "Do you not want to go, or dare not go, or are you reluctant to go, are you men rarely doing stealing things when your daughter-in-law is sick or not at home? If it weren't for the law of cause and effect, I wouldn't have gone to great lengths to get you out of that world. ”

Ling Feng Gujing said without wave: "Come on, don't lie to me, what is going on in your head, I don't know, if you don't go, if you don't go, I just don't go, I'm a thief with a thief's heart and no guts, what's wrong, you bite me, or kill me, and Aunt Mit, you have lived for so long, you have long been an old pearl girl, do you still think that your beauty can compete with Shi Yin?!"

Ling Feng patted his chest and said, "I'll tell you, there is no comparison at all, one is the sky, the other is the earth, the sound is the sky, you are the earth, do you know, Aunt Mitt! ”

"You ........."

For a while, Mitt was speechless, but he didn't expect that the kid in front of him was a kind of person who didn't speak amazingly and died endlessly, this kind of person either didn't speak, and once he spoke, it was estimated that he wouldn't even have a chance to refute.

Ling Feng glared and said: "What are you, you are far behind, Shi Yin is the best-looking person in the world, this is called radish greens, each has his own love, obviously Aunt Mitte, you are not my dish." Tsk, people who have lived for so long are not monsters. ”

"No, I'm a god," Mitt said, his eyes wide.

"Yes, I'm a little ghost, a little ghost, a little ghost, what's wrong, as if you're not a little ghost, yo, someone's height is not as tall as a little ghost, what's going on, shouldn't it stop growing because of the violation of the law of cause and effect!" Ling Feng said madly.

"It's not!

"Yes!"

"It's not!"

"It must be!"

"Absolutely not!

"Oh, then I know that the moment you become a god stops growing forever!"

“.........”

"Haha, look at your black face, lala, I guessed right, right, I'm half a head taller than you, half a head, but I'm longer, don't worry, dear gods, haha, young is good!"

"It's not!"

"Yes!"

"Absolutely"

"You don't look good!"

"Yes!"

"You don't look good!"

"Yes!"

"You don't have a good voice, really!"

"Yes! I said yes, there is a stinky imp!"

...............

Outside the house, two people were chattering non-stop.

Inside the house, the corners of the girl's mouth lying on the bed were slightly hooked, at this time, she was laughing, her mother said, a person can quarrel for another person, put down his body to block arrows for another person, this person's status in that person's heart, definitely not anyone can surpass, but think about it carefully, what my mother said doesn't seem to be entirely right, Ling Feng doesn't seem to have any status, Ling Feng's status is far less prominent than his father, the general of the Karsos Empire who commands the three armies, but what if he doesn't have status, I just like it, it doesn't matter what he does so much, and he looks like nothing to say, thinking of this。 Shi Yin's cheeks were crimson, what is called liking, that's probably it.

Outside, there was still a constant quarrel.

Shi Yin, who was a little pale, slowly got down from the bed, walked up to Ling Feng, and said with a smile: "Don't make any noise, I'm not as good-looking as you!"

Mitt said angrily: "Look, look, black-haired imp, let me say, I'm better looking than your daughter-in-law, stinky little ghost, now I know how beautiful this god is, and it makes your daughter-in-law ashamed!"

Ling Feng was too lazy to deal with this god who didn't have a word of reliability, so he glanced at him, and then carefully helped Shi Yin back, and Mitte stomped his feet angrily and said, "Stinky little ghost?!"

Ling Feng stopped, turned around, and said with a smile, "Why do you still want to quarrel?!"

Mitt pursed his mouth, but what followed was not the overwhelming scolding of the little beauty, but the sound of "grunting" in his stomach, Ling Feng took out the only few gold coins from his pocket, walked to Mit's side, looked at the cheeks that were crimson because of hunger, shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "It's all here, it's gone, I really don't lie to you! I really don't know how you are a god to live until now, besides, aren't you a god, should you not be old and immortal?" If you don't eat, you won't be hungry, and you can't even cut with a knife, and you'll blush. ”

"You're wrong!" Mitt snatched it away, and said unrelentingly: "God doesn't have to eat, but he still feels hungry, do you know, it's like you slashed me, although I won't die, but it's still very painful, do you understand this truth, little ghost!"

Ling Feng waved his hand and said, "I don't understand!"

"Give me this money for food!"

"What?!" Ling Feng pretended to be stunned.

"How many more do you have in your left pocket?!Hurry up, I'm going to eat! There's nothing God doesn't know. Miller, who pouted, said angrily, eager to eat Ling Feng in one bite.

"Are you relying on me!" Ling Feng said weakly with his head drooping, and then handed over all the money on his body to this god who knew how to eat, Mitte disappeared without a trace in an instant, strolling around the Vatican City, this money can be chic for a while, and leave satisfied.

God also wants to eat, and besides, the stomach growls with hunger, which is the most uncomfortable taste.

After eating, Mitt who had nothing to do on the streets of Vatican City, if he saw something delicious, he would definitely stop and stand in front of the unremarkable shop, blinking his eyes constantly, almost drooling, no matter how much he wanted to eat the delicious food in front of him, he would never drool, not for anything else, just because she was a god, and a god should have the dignity of a god.

"Do you want to eat?!"

Mitte nodded vigorously and blinked, his face full of the words I wanted to eat.

The middle-aged uncle who sold apples stretched out his hands to Mitte who had experienced the vicissitudes of life, this meaning could not be more obvious Mitte turned out his two trouser pockets, it was really destitute, and a big hole was broken, the middle-aged uncle saw that Mitt was a penniless poor bastard, and immediately made a gesture to drive away, Mitt drooped his head and walked on the crowded street, with a look of tears on his face, "Hey, this god should be, it's not interesting at all, it's so boring, who will save me as a god!!"

Since becoming a god, this incomparably wide shirt on his body has never changed, but after all, the age is a little old, and then look at these guys on the street, which one is not tightly attached to himself, Mitt pulled the corners of his mouth with a displeased face, looking at his clothes, damn, and is there any heavenly reason, the god's clothes are so shabby, but isn't he Tianli? But there is the restriction of the law of cause and effect, and I can't do whatever I want, hey, how did I agree to the previous god at the beginning, and my heart is sad, there is a bloated middle-aged lady in front of me writhing her fat ass, isn't it just a trick in the mouth of those idiots, tsk, it's a pity that this shirt, if it is worn on my body, it will definitely be better looking than this stinky woman, and the black-haired imp has no extra money on him, and others can't deceive, and he has to look at the elves in Avalon, damn the law of cause and effect, I really want to destroy this continent, damn it, I always feel that I am superfluous, and the gods are really aggrieved。

The angry Mitt muttered a dead fat man, scolding who was naturally self-evident, the fat woman immediately turned around, and angrily rushed over to Mit, just wanted to slap his hand, but before the slap fell, he was bounced away by an invisible force, and the fat woman who fell and ate was on the ground, rubbing her waist that was thicker than a bucket, and said pitifully: "Oh, it hurts to death, who will help me?!"

As soon as these words blurted out, the people around him immediately ran away, this woman's appearance can no longer be described as ugly, with a big nose and small eyes, and a face full of horizontal meat, who wants to help it, but there are a few young men who want to come and support Mitt and comfort a few words, but when he comes to his senses, Mitt has long disappeared, in fact, the girl just now is very good-looking, but the clothes are a little old, hey, why did he leave. (To be continued.) )