The moment he opened the test paper, Luo Jiang suddenly felt dumbfounded. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

From childhood to adulthood, one of Luo Jiang's worst subjects was English, but fortunately, there was no such thing as Shui Lanxing, and the second worst was Chinese.

Language can be said to be Luo Jiang's pain all along.

When I was in elementary school, my diary was the most headache, with a total score of 60 in junior high school composition, and I always got a general score of 40 points, and I was 115 in the college entrance examination, which was just 0.5 higher than the average score of the whole school.

In the final analysis, it is not that Luo Jiang's language is very poor, but that Luo Jiang is not good at writing propositional essays at all.

Luo Jiang has always been a strong point in ancient poetry, and his reading comprehension is not too bad, but the composition is really a big headache.

It only took twenty minutes for Luo Jiang to fill in the blanks in the blanks, ancient poems and even reading comprehension, and began to face the composition in a daze. The title of the essay is: Since then, I have been afraid of growing up, and ten minutes have passed, and I still have found nothing except lyrics such as thinking about the loneliness the more I grow up.

Looking around, Luo Jiang actually saw something very interesting, those guys who looked at each other had already turned the paper to the last big question, and they had already written more than half of the composition.

Could it be that these guys are trying to cheat? But how did they try to escape the invigilation of the twenty vice presidents who graduated from the bachelor's degree?

Luo Jiang paid attention to a few of the guys in the Champion Pavilion with interest. Even the headache of the essay is written casually, making up a story about growing up and your best friend because of a disagreement, a conflict, and losing a friend, and finally a random question, a few sentences say what the more you grow up, the more lonely you become, so you are afraid of growing up.

As the saying goes, the number of words is not enough to make up the comparison, and in junior high school, gorgeous rhetoric or something, of course, is the only magic weapon for writing essays.

Comparison, metaphor, personification, onomatopoeia, and rhetorical devices that can be used, Luo Jiang has used them almost all over the time, and this is not counting, Luo Jiang also repeatedly uses rhetorical techniques, and writes a small story more like a popular science essay about rhetorical devices.

As for the score, you don't need to think about the high-score essay, but it will definitely not be too low.

For Luo Jiang, an average score essay is enough, after all, there should be few people who can get all the previous topics right, including reading, except for Luo Jiang himself.

After writing the essay, almost half of the exam time has passed, and the images of the cheating gang led by Hu Xia in the Champion Pavilion are presented one by one in front of Luo Jiang's eyes again, Luo Jiang noticed that seven of the eight members of the Champion Pavilion, including Hu Xia, are writing essays, and the fastest Hu Xia has already finished writing the essay, but he did not continue to answer the questions, but was waiting for something.

Now Luo Jiang can already determine that several people really want to cheat.

Sure enough, halfway through the exam, Hu Xia raised his hand. Twenty Vice Principals Lin immediately found out.

"Oh, Hu Xia, do you have any questions?" One of Vice Principal Lin, pacing a few times, appeared in front of Hu Xia.

Luo Jiang noticed that among the other nineteen Vice Principals Lin, three had already turned their eyes over, and the other sixteen were still performing their own duties, and it seemed that Hu Xia's small abacus did not seem to have any effect.

Does he have to hand in the papers in advance? and pass the ......

No, this is the exam space, which may work on Earth, but it is absolutely impossible here!

Just when Luo Jiang was sneering in his heart, the back hand of the Champion Pavilion was launched.

A student who Luo Jiang hadn't noticed at all suddenly hugged his stomach and cried out in pain. The voice was poignant, not fake.

Two of the sixteen Vice Principals Lin hurriedly ran over, and after questioning, the students who were holding their stomachs were quickly sent out of the examination space.

That's it?

No, when Luo Jiang's focus shifted back from the student with a stomachache, it was already late.

A few guys who had exchanged glances with Hu Xia had already begun to answer questions at a rapid pace at this time, that kind of speed was definitely not the speed of answering by themselves, it was more like they already knew the answer and only needed to copy it.

What exactly is the method?

Under the gaze of twenty undergraduates, there is almost no way for a few guys to cheat!

No, I must have missed something, what is it?

Just when Luo Jiang was puzzled, a situation that Luo Jiang never dreamed of happened.

"Teacher, I'm going to report that the student in the front seat of mine is cheating!"

Sure enough, did anyone still notice the small movements of a few people in the Champion Pavilion?

Luo Jiang thought, turned his head slightly, and looked at the source of the voice.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I look at it, Luo Jiang suddenly has a feeling of bitter smile.

It was none other than the student sitting in the back seat of his own.

It seems that he should not be a member of the Champion Pavilion, so what is the purpose of him framing himself?

"Luo Jiang, is it? In view of the report, I am going to conduct some necessary checks on you now, if the situation is true, then your test results will be invalidated, if it is not true, I will also take due action against the students who maliciously reported it. ”

Vice President Lin said it very tactfully, but the feeling of spring breeze in his voice was gone, cold and dry.

"Oh, okay, I didn't cheat, I have a clear conscience about that. ”

"There's a little note there, I saw it with my own eyes!" said the classmate in the back seat of Luo Jiang loudly.

Note?

Luo Jiang scolded in his heart, damn it.

There was actually a note.

"So, how do you explain this?"

Vice Principal Lin took the note and looked at Luo Jiang with a stern expression.

"Whether I cheat or not is actually very simple, you can look at the answer on the note, compare it with my answer, if it is indeed consistent, then it is me cheating, if it is inconsistent, then the answer is even more obvious. ”

"Okay, I'm sure you're going to do it once. ”

Vice Principal Lin spread out the crumpled answers and began to compare them with Luo Jiang's answers one by one.

There are only fill-in-the-blank choices on the small slip of paper, and the answers are all fixed, and when compared one by one, they are completely consistent.

"How do you explain this?"

Luo Jiang seems to have fallen into a dead end again.

Luo Jiang took the note, read it again, read it again, and then suddenly shook his head and smiled.

"Headmaster, even you've been deceived, look here, yes, here, fill in the blanks. ”

"The answer on the note is the willows on the palace wall of the city in spring, but my answer is two Huang Liming green willows!"

"That doesn't mean that you didn't cheat, it only shows that you deliberately played tricks in order not to be exactly the same!" The classmate in the back seat seemed to be very sure that Luo Jiang was cheating, and he was very stubborn about it.

"Yes, just one mistake doesn't mean you're not cheating. Vice President Lin's face became even more ugly. I probably think that I have no eyes and mistake the cheater for a good boy.

Luo Jiang also fell into a dilemma for a while, and subconsciously looked around. Luo Jiangcai secretly said "not good".

It turned out that in just a short period of time, the eyes of twenty Vice Principals Lin were all focused on him.

And a few guys from the Champion Pavilion have already completed the answer sheet one by one, and they began to look at their jokes with interest.

This is a plan to kill two birds with one stone! Damn, I was calculated by a few junior high school students!